Go on, secede. From Keith Olbermann, a satire letter. Enjoy. e attepmt' Dear Texas: I have received your petition to secede from the United mates and have forwa texas obama secession anal sex
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Go on, secede. From Keith Olbermann, a satire letter. Enjoy. e attepmt' Dear Texas: I have received your petition to secede from the United mates and have forwa

From Keith Olbermann, a satire letter. Enjoy

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Dear Texas:
I have received your petition to secede from the United mates and have forwarded
it to Congress who will an on it with their usual speed.
Alt military bases in Texas win he tiered and l' e! . sated lo has es in the
United States, except for it loin: to guard the Texasfags Herder.
Arty Twas citizen holding a TJS passport is ' ed to .
Entry into the US airi] ' ' e a valid Texas passport. Anyone ' than
we week: will have to certain a visa.
Emile; for highways, , bridges, ' , education and
medical facilities will re an ., to the US Congress
are ordered to have as soon as possible. All Atl licenses to do
are 1' . reaized.
The FAA will no longer operate at your airport: and air trams: , are
state& An Federal Civil Berated employees in the country of Texas are
terminated.
The FCC no longer so you will be responsible In Hedda your on
teleplay's, radio, and Internet providers.
Anyone payments for Social Security. , Medicaid and
Disability will have to reapply and Congress will deride ' elop" n' t are
allowed to receive payments Erna: the US .
The Coast Guard will no longer operate in Texas waters so suggest you form
your out navy Immediately to protect your borders against foreign invaders,
drug smugglers. terrorist: and alliens.
Gobed HER.
your portion of the bill: for the debt.
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Views: 16155 Submitted: 11/16/2012