Christmas with snoop dog. found while browsing newsfeed. I Sheep Dag is wing ta tell us the meaning at Christmas. was the mate heme _ and all through the hustle snoop dog christ
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Christmas with snoop dog

 
Christmas with snoop dog. found while browsing newsfeed. I Sheep Dag is wing ta tell us the meaning at Christmas. was the mate heme _ and all through the hustle

found while browsing newsfeed

I Sheep Dag is wing ta tell us the meaning at Christmas.
was the mate heme _ and all through the hustle. -.
that at creature was stirring, net even a mime.
all were awaiting Sizzle Clause and his bag
Ta mag the gear: and hitches their swag
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#10 - LilLX (11/16/2012) [-]
Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, when all through the hizzle
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle;
The stocking caps were worn by the homies with care,
In hopes that St. Nizzle soon would be there;
The bitches and hoes were up all snug in their beds,
While visions of bling sparkled on their heads;
And mamma with her swag, and me in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long ass nizzle,
When out on the stoop some bitch came around,
I sprang from my crib, to knock this fool down.
Awizzle to the window I flew like the Flash,
Tore open this ******** and threw out the trash.
The moon had her fine titties glistening on the snow
Damn son, now I gotta clean this up too yo,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appizzle,
But a tinyass sleigh, and eight tinyass reindizzles,
With a little old pimp, so lively and quick,
Woah wait, hold up one moment, is that St. Nick?!
Faster than shots in a bar his homies they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
“Yo, Dasher! Hey, Dancer! Damn, Prancer and Vixen!
Yo, come on, Comet, Cupid , Donder and Blitzen!
To the windows! to the walls! Now run bitches! Run bitches! Goddamn y’all!”
But I heard him shout, fore he flew outta sizzle,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-nizzle."
User avatar #32 to #10 - RisenLichen (11/16/2012) [-]
Favoriting this, and im going to memorize the **** out of this
User avatar #29 to #10 - mexirican (11/16/2012) [-]
those favs
User avatar #40 to #10 - melolsoohard (11/16/2012) [-]
To the windows to the walls, o **** lol
#25 to #10 - inboundpotato (11/16/2012) [-]
that was awesome
that was awesome
#26 to #10 - nyanpoptart (11/16/2012) [-]
That was fantastic.
That was fantastic.
#12 to #10 - anon (11/16/2012) [-]
I didn't understand much, but I love you and this post nonetheless.
#16 - apocalyptus (11/16/2012) [-]
Twas the night before Father's Day    
and his hopes were quite bigger    
not a creature was stirring    
not even a nig ger    
   
As dawn grew closer    
Timarcus became scared    
The feeling of aloneness    
thick in the air    
   
Timarcus woke Jebediah    
and ask as he may    
he couldn't figure out why    
he had no father that day    
   
Timarcus began crying    
and Jebediah grew sickened    
"Shut the 			****		 up Timarcus,    
and pass me the chicken"
Twas the night before Father's Day
and his hopes were quite bigger
not a creature was stirring
not even a nig ger

As dawn grew closer
Timarcus became scared
The feeling of aloneness
thick in the air

Timarcus woke Jebediah
and ask as he may
he couldn't figure out why
he had no father that day

Timarcus began crying
and Jebediah grew sickened
"Shut the **** up Timarcus,
and pass me the chicken"
User avatar #38 to #16 - callmeemm (11/16/2012) [-]
BRILLIANT
#36 to #16 - LilLX (11/16/2012) [-]
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#18 - schlecht (11/16/2012) [-]
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#24 to #18 - ManInKilt (11/16/2012) [-]
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#15 - esmebuffay (11/16/2012) [-]
MFW I read the last line.
MFW I read the last line.
#8 - snup (11/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #14 - morningwoodstock (11/16/2012) [-]
*correction* he is now Snoop Lion
#42 - ekesss (11/16/2012) [-]
oh snoop lion
oh snoop lion
#4 - BroadSword (11/16/2012) [-]
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#9 to #4 - theugandanhero (11/16/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, that's what daddy likes..
Oh yeah, that's what daddy likes..
User avatar #17 - jajathezombie (11/16/2012) [-]
I wish Snoop Dog could narrate my life. That man's voice is like lesbian orgies in my ears.
#2 - williamzanziger (11/16/2012) [-]
Manual Blinking activated
Manual Blinking activated
#1 - octobersky ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
#59 - shadowbloodedge (11/17/2012) [-]
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#55 - wafumu (11/17/2012) [-]
Did anyone else read this in snoop doggs' voice?
#41 - huskygunner (11/16/2012) [-]
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#7 - imogenark (11/16/2012) [-]
See you on the front page, good sir.   
   
I noe dis fo'shizzle
See you on the front page, good sir.

I noe dis fo'shizzle
#19 to #7 - brolewski (11/16/2012) [-]
Why were you thumbed down? You weren't hurting anyone.
#28 to #19 - imogenark (11/16/2012) [-]
I don't know! D:   
They must not like dragon ball z...
I don't know! D:
They must not like dragon ball z...
#60 - josephd (11/17/2012) [-]
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