Rodney. First attempt at , let me know how it goes. Rodney Dangerfield: One of the Funniest Men of All Time Comp #1 A girl phoned me the other day and said... '
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First attempt at **** , let me know how it goes

Rodney Dangerfield: One of the Funniest Men of All Time
Comp #1
A girl phoned me the other day and
said... 'Come on over, there' s
nobody home.' I went over. Nobody
was home.
I could tell that my parents hated
me. My bath toys were a toaster
and a radio.
My uncle' s dying wish - he wanted
me on his lap. He was in the
electric chair
I found there was only one way to
look thin: hang out with fat
people.
I had plenty of pimples as a kid.
One day I fell asleep in the library.
When I woke up, a blind man was
reading my face.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy
and I said I want a second opinion.
He said okay, you' re ugly too.
My cousins gay, he went to London
only to find out that Big Ben was a
clock
Thumbs up Thumbs Down If you click next I will
find you
If this does well I will make more if it doesnt... well then screw you
...
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Submitted: 11/15/2012
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#5 - sannukas ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
+4
#1 - jayekaye **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - synapse (11/16/2012) [-]
Big Ben is actually a bell.
Big Ben is actually a bell.
#8 - dafukdude (11/16/2012) [-]
anyone remember seeing this as a kid?
#3 - khalkhani (11/16/2012) [-]
What most people don't know is that Big Ben is actually the name of the bell inside the clocktower, not the clocktower itself. So that joke fell kinda flat.
#2 - Womens Study Major (11/16/2012) [-]
if you're gonna be begging for thumbs, at least use funnier pictures.
User avatar #6 - secretdestroyers (11/16/2012) [-]
This...this should be on the front page.
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