Rodney. First attempt at , let me know how it goes. Rodney Dangerfield: One of the Funniest Men of All Time Comp #1 A girl phoned me the other day and said... '
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First attempt at **** , let me know how it goes

Rodney Dangerfield: One of the Funniest Men of All Time
Comp #1
A girl phoned me the other day and
said... 'Come on over, there' s
nobody home.' I went over. Nobody
was home.
I could tell that my parents hated
me. My bath toys were a toaster
and a radio.
My uncle' s dying wish - he wanted
me on his lap. He was in the
electric chair
I found there was only one way to
look thin: hang out with fat
people.
I had plenty of pimples as a kid.
One day I fell asleep in the library.
When I woke up, a blind man was
reading my face.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy
and I said I want a second opinion.
He said okay, you' re ugly too.
My cousins gay, he went to London
only to find out that Big Ben was a
clock
Thumbs up Thumbs Down If you click next I will
find you
If this does well I will make more if it doesnt... well then screw you
...
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Submitted: 11/15/2012
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#1 - jayekaye **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - synapse (11/16/2012) [-]
Big Ben is actually a bell.
Big Ben is actually a bell.
#8 - dafukdude (11/16/2012) [-]
anyone remember seeing this as a kid?
#2 - anonymous (11/16/2012) [-]
if you're gonna be begging for thumbs, at least use funnier pictures.
#3 - khalkhani (11/16/2012) [-]
What most people don't know is that Big Ben is actually the name of the bell inside the clocktower, not the clocktower itself. So that joke fell kinda flat.
User avatar #6 - secretdestroyers (11/16/2012) [-]
This...this should be on the front page.
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