Rodney Dangerfield: One of the Funniest Men of All Time
A girl phoned me the other day and
said... 'Come on over, there' s
nobody home.' I went over. Nobody
I could tell that my parents hated
me. My bath toys were a toaster
and a radio.
My uncle' s dying wish - he wanted
me on his lap. He was in the
I found there was only one way to
look thin: hang out with fat
I had plenty of pimples as a kid.
One day I fell asleep in the library.
When I woke up, a blind man was
reading my face.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy
and I said I want a second opinion.
He said okay, you' re ugly too.
My cousins gay, he went to London
only to find out that Big Ben was a
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