beat a mother fucker with another mofo. . Teenager Post # 7841 Perm s voldemorts face IS at because he ran into the. wrong wall at the train station.. nice title
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beat a mother fucker with another mofo

Teenager Post # 7841
Perm s voldemorts
face IS at because he
ran into the. wrong wall
at the train station.
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#1 - anonimoss (11/15/2012) [+] (4 replies)
nice title
#27 - garymuthafuknoak (11/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
get this cancer out of my face
get this cancer out of my face
User avatar #4 - xkmarcus (11/16/2012) [+] (12 replies)
I've always wondered, is Voldemort a virgin?

Obviously there's no mention of anything of the sort in the book, but let's discuss possibilities, he's obviously not your usual bloke, but maybe he's had sex with some of his Death Eaters, which are pretty much servants, Bellatrix springs to mind, but she's married.
#26 to #4 - jadeziaa (11/16/2012) [-]
I would think he's asexual, honestly. Bellatrix adored him, obsessed over him, and yet he ignored all of her advances and rather promiscuous attire. Her husband would have allowed her to sleep with the Dark Lord, he probably would have thought it was an honor He wanted his wife (many real cults have this mentality), so I don't think the fact she's married would have mattered.

His physical changes likely left him unable to have sex. He would also probably rather have spent his energy ridding the world of muggles, rather than sleeping with his servants. One could also argue he might refuse himself sex due to the fact he himself is a half-blood, and wouldn't want to risk fathering a child with muggle ancestry. You could also speculate that due to the fact he was conceived under the effects of a love potion, which means he will never have the ability to love, he lacks the passion for sex.

Just a Potterhead's perspective. I'm not saying I'm right or whatnot, this is just what I've come to conclude, as I've thought about this myself, lol.
User avatar #15 - CrushOrange (11/16/2012) [-]
Nobody nose.
#35 - RexxT (11/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
How can you walk into the wrong wall?? Since when is there a "right" wall to walk into?? o.O
User avatar #36 to #35 - wethepixel (11/16/2012) [-]
Obviously don't know much about Harry Potter now do you?
#18 - someaznguy (11/16/2012) [-]
**someaznguy rolled a random image posted in comment #132 at lighting boobs ** MFW
#32 - flagsareop (11/16/2012) [-]
iii
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User avatar #17 - thecrimsonfucker (11/16/2012) [-]
>teenager posts
>tumblr

Please, get this cancer out of here
#42 - kruzer (11/16/2012) [-]
How....did this **** get so many thumbs?
#23 - grimgrey (11/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**grimgrey rolled a random image posted in comment #335234 at Anime & Manga ** mfw
User avatar #25 to #23 - kandazz (11/16/2012) [-]
Katanagatari
#20 - nathanielcockburn (11/16/2012) [-]
**nathanielcockburn rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Happy birthday Gaben ** why his nose is so flat
User avatar #34 - kolsinder (11/16/2012) [-]
'Teenager Post #7841'? Please, enlighten me more with valiant tales of how you are the cleverest/funniest/most important person on the planet.
User avatar #21 - lazorman (11/16/2012) [-]
MMMM YEA TEEN PIOSTS @ RTUBMLERR I LUV TUMBLR WIF ALL MY FRIENDSSSS
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