No Thanks. I prefer not to eat an STD bar thank you D:.. It would've been funnier if it was 69 cents...oh well...
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I prefer not to eat an STD bar thank you D:

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Submitted: 11/15/2012
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#46 - allcontent (11/16/2012) [-]
Anons welcome.
User avatar #68 to #46 - masterbetty (02/15/2013) [-]
**masterbetty rolls 5**
#58 to #46 - yerpyderp (11/16/2012) [-]
**yerpyderp rolls 8**
#59 to #58 - yerpyderp (11/16/2012) [-]
**yerpyderp rolls 5**
User avatar #50 to #46 - holycrapimacupcake (11/16/2012) [-]
**holycrapimacupcake rolls 6**
User avatar #55 to #52 - allcontent (11/16/2012) [-]
scary isnt it
User avatar #57 to #55 - holycrapimacupcake (11/16/2012) [-]
I got too many comment thumbs to delete this account. People think I'm witty good sir.
#49 to #46 - anonymous (11/16/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 52** dubs and delete YOUR account
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#43 - pencilartist (11/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #53 to #43 - holycrapimacupcake (11/16/2012) [-]
Wait...what?
#51 to #43 - lronjeremy (11/16/2012) [-]
imsickenedbutcurious.jpg
User avatar #42 - josieabby (11/16/2012) [-]
There was a memo by the time clock at work offering STD insurance in big, bold letters. (Giving the enrollment times, etc.) I knew it meant Short Term Disability, but I still giggled my ass off.

Yes, I'm that ******** .
User avatar #41 - warlockrichard (11/16/2012) [-]
I realize now it means standard but a few years back when my family and I were staying at a hotel in California our room had a kitchen with a microwave in it and it had a std button on it. I remember laughing myself sick for a good ten minutes before my mom asked what was funny, laughed with me, then explained what it really meant
#39 - politejerk (11/16/2012) [-]
**politejerk rolled a random image posted in comment #146 at My Life is FUCKED. ** MFW
User avatar #36 - thenameschuck (11/16/2012) [-]
Wow false advertisement! Theres no kit kats anywhere!
#28 - Sammichwomann (11/16/2012) [-]
Theres a reason it's $0.68.
User avatar #54 to #28 - holycrapimacupcake (11/16/2012) [-]
Didney Worl?
User avatar #27 - roflstorm ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
Couldn't've been 69 cents?
User avatar #30 to #27 - toosexyforyou (11/16/2012) [-]
"Couldn't've." Somethin' don't sit right with that... Somethin' don't sit right.
User avatar #31 to #30 - roflstorm ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
could + not + have = couldn't've
User avatar #35 to #31 - toosexyforyou (11/16/2012) [-]
Somethin' just don't sit right with that.
User avatar #44 to #35 - dirigiblequixote (11/16/2012) [-]
It's not actually correct. It sounds like one says that in speech, but it's actually just the person saying "couldn't have." Contractions just don't work that way.
#40 to #35 - bazda (11/16/2012) [-]
It works better in speech than in text.
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#34 to #31 - illegalartist (11/16/2012) [-]
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#24 - captainwow (11/16/2012) [-]
EGAD, BOY who stocked these things, Ray Charles??
User avatar #22 - Deavas (11/16/2012) [-]
std? 68? huh. guess they own me one.
User avatar #17 - yourasiangamer (11/16/2012) [-]
Those candy bars..... most of them don't belong in those boxes....
User avatar #16 - likeabosspwn (11/16/2012) [-]
Hersheys chocolate ;3 I live in Hershey
#21 to #16 - emawee (11/16/2012) [-]
I also live in Hershey, well a street called hershey
I also live in Hershey, well a street called hershey
User avatar #13 - SnugglyWuggly (11/16/2012) [-]
Black Firebomb; more powerful than STD bomb.
User avatar #37 to #13 - thenameschuck (11/16/2012) [-]
Dark souls reference?
#14 to #13 - abaraxus (11/16/2012) [-]
*sigh* here...take all my internets for Matt and Pat.
*sigh* here...take all my internets for Matt and Pat.
#11 - xanaxfreak (11/16/2012) [-]
how i would flirt with a cute worker there
Me: Hey there beautiful, i got this candy bar for 68 cents, if you wanna have some fun come with me i just need one more ;)
#33 to #11 - meloninspector (11/16/2012) [-]
Baby you look so sweet, you're giving me a cavity
User avatar #4 - puggles (11/15/2012) [-]
what do you expect when their slogan is "break me off a piece of that..."
#5 to #4 - ilostmyacc (11/15/2012) [-]
its not, its have a break, have a kit-kat
User avatar #6 to #5 - puggles (11/15/2012) [-]
but the jingle (at least her in the US) is

gimme a break
gimme a break
break me off a piece
of that
Kit
Kat
Bar
#3 - dashgamer (11/15/2012) [-]
Notice: There are no Kit-Kats in the picture.
Notice: There are no Kit-Kats in the picture.
#1 - optimistchime (11/15/2012) [-]
It would've been funnier if it was 69 cents...oh well...
It would've been funnier if it was 69 cents...oh well...
#23 to #19 - PieManTheGreat (11/16/2012) [-]
Well, I thought it was funny.
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