Some Weird Ass OC. He probably ate some Barney or something.. Me, being the aweosme lifeguard that T am, abaut eleet fer the day Man, just 5 minutes until fleei
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Some Weird Ass OC

He probably ate some Barney or something.

Me, being the aweosme lifeguard
that T am, abaut eleet fer the day
Man, just 5 minutes until fleeing time!"
T say, unaware of the impending deem behind
Mommy, T den' t feel geed..."
And T turn around just in time fer the
moment of grabe.
All better mammal"
...
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Submitted: 11/15/2012
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User avatar #32 - ribar (11/16/2012) [-]
you get blue hats?
where i work we get red hats
i think i got the better deal
User avatar #33 to #32 - orangepikmin (11/16/2012) [-]
You do. The YMCA wanted to redo its image, but didn't really supply us with the stuff to work with it.

Let's just say that if I lost that blue hat, that I would not be able to get another ever again.
User avatar #35 to #33 - ribar (11/16/2012) [-]
that sucks im an ocean life guard, so i work for the county, i have 3 differnt hats, 2 stethoscopes, plenty of gauze, and for some reason an unreasonably large amount of hydrogen proxcide, you can "appropriate" a lot of things from the government
User avatar #36 to #35 - orangepikmin (11/16/2012) [-]
How is ocean lifeguarding btw? I have the license for it, but never got the oppurtunity to guard open water.
User avatar #37 to #36 - ribar (11/16/2012) [-]
its real nice but worlds different from pool life guarding and i prefer the ocean, you dont really have to deal with little kids and if you do your helping them find there mommy, its way more physically demanding,for traning we had to run like 10 miles in one day and we swam like 3, and the best part is you get hit on ALLL day, even if your never gonna see these girls again it still makes your day
#31 - jaimesabrina (11/16/2012) [-]
I bet he did eat barney......
#30 - OrionPax (11/16/2012) [-]
Hat made me think of Fix-it-Felix
Hat made me think of Fix-it-Felix
#27 - Metallicock (11/16/2012) [-]
It beats picking up **** . I had to do that and there was this other (female) guard who was supposed to be helping me, but wouldn't even get near it so I had to clean it up all by my self, and it was smeared all over the floor in front of the bathrooms.

The nightmares I got. . . . .
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#23 - blankyyy (11/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #20 - outerspacebar (11/16/2012) [-]
I love lifeguarding. Its fun to **** with people
User avatar #17 - endorphinsrage (11/16/2012) [-]
How many parents do you have on you per day just yellin about how you told their child to stop doing stupid **** .
User avatar #19 to #17 - orangepikmin (11/16/2012) [-]
Answer: Too damn many. I hate it when the parents do jack **** in disciplining their children.
#16 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [-]
anon story time...

-work as a lifeguard
-use the tube as a sword and hit people on the head
-wasn't even fired
User avatar #15 - srslyjakecease (11/15/2012) [-]
could've had a kid go under at the last 5 minutes... that sucks worse.
User avatar #21 to #15 - orangepikmin (11/16/2012) [-]
I feel ya bro. I had to jump in for a kid at the last 2 minutes of my last day a couple of summers ago. I saved someone, but it was a pain to drive back home.
#13 - gangstafish (11/15/2012) [-]
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#12 - khutch (11/15/2012) [-]
he be sippin that devil juice
#5 - splyt (11/15/2012) [-]
BLARGLE HURGLE SMARSH
#4 - knightguy (11/15/2012) [-]
>working as life guard
>sub-ing for someone not at my normal pool
>hated this pool
>arrive first
>start setting up everything
>head over to water to do pH reading
>someone hopped the fence last night and pooped in the pool
>not even mad
>means i get to close the pool for a while longer
>dont know how to work the pumps at this pool
>net out ****
>wait till manager shows up
>puts in too many chemicals
>do readings every 30 minutes
>pH too acidic
>pool closed for 6 hours
>only work for 2 hours until close
>still get paid for 8 hours
>MFW someone pooped in the pool to piss me off but i didn't have to work all day
#2 - diddymonster (11/15/2012) [-]
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#22 to #2 - orangepikmin (11/16/2012) [-]
That is so damn amazing!
User avatar #6 to #2 - melllvinnn (11/15/2012) [-]
how do you make a .gif?
User avatar #7 to #6 - diddymonster (11/15/2012) [-]
i was lazy and made it in sony vegas movie editing software then converted the video into a gif
User avatar #8 to #7 - melllvinnn (11/15/2012) [-]
oh wow i have SVP and i never thought of making a .gif with it.
User avatar #9 to #8 - diddymonster (11/15/2012) [-]
why not give it a go?
User avatar #10 to #9 - melllvinnn (11/15/2012) [-]
youre using sony vegas movie editor, but i have sony vegas pro 11. can i?
User avatar #11 to #10 - diddymonster (11/15/2012) [-]
i have sony vegas 9 so i don't see why not?
#1 - fearlessdeeds (11/15/2012) [-]
As I have been a lifeguard, I can relate.

Some days, you just want to punt people across the pool for their stupidity, amirite?
User avatar #3 to #1 - orangepikmin (11/15/2012) [-]
You are so right.
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