Some Weird Ass OC. He probably ate some Barney or something.. Me, being the aweosme lifeguard that T am, abaut eleet fer the day Man, just 5 minutes until fleei what tags Question mark

Some Weird Ass OC

He probably ate some Barney or something.

Me, being the aweosme lifeguard
that T am, abaut eleet fer the day
Man, just 5 minutes until fleeing time!"
T say, unaware of the impending deem behind
Mommy, T den' t feel geed..."
And T turn around just in time fer the
moment of grabe.
All better mammal"
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Submitted: 11/15/2012
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#2 - diddymonster (11/15/2012) [+] (7 replies)
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#4 - knightguy (11/15/2012) [-]
>working as life guard
>sub-ing for someone not at my normal pool
>hated this pool
>arrive first
>start setting up everything
>head over to water to do pH reading
>someone hopped the fence last night and pooped in the pool
>not even mad
>means i get to close the pool for a while longer
>dont know how to work the pumps at this pool
>net out ****
>wait till manager shows up
>puts in too many chemicals
>do readings every 30 minutes
>pH too acidic
>pool closed for 6 hours
>only work for 2 hours until close
>still get paid for 8 hours
>MFW someone pooped in the pool to piss me off but i didn't have to work all day
User avatar #17 - endorphinsrage (11/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
How many parents do you have on you per day just yellin about how you told their child to stop doing stupid **** .
User avatar #19 to #17 - orangepikmin (11/16/2012) [-]
Answer: Too damn many. I hate it when the parents do jack **** in disciplining their children.
#5 - splyt (11/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #32 - ribar (11/16/2012) [+] (4 replies)
you get blue hats?
where i work we get red hats
i think i got the better deal
User avatar #33 to #32 - orangepikmin (11/16/2012) [-]
You do. The YMCA wanted to redo its image, but didn't really supply us with the stuff to work with it.

Let's just say that if I lost that blue hat, that I would not be able to get another ever again.
#27 - Metallicock (11/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It beats picking up **** . I had to do that and there was this other (female) guard who was supposed to be helping me, but wouldn't even get near it so I had to clean it up all by my self, and it was smeared all over the floor in front of the bathrooms.

The nightmares I got. . . . .
User avatar #15 - srslyjakecease (11/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
could've had a kid go under at the last 5 minutes... that sucks worse.
User avatar #21 to #15 - orangepikmin (11/16/2012) [-]
I feel ya bro. I had to jump in for a kid at the last 2 minutes of my last day a couple of summers ago. I saved someone, but it was a pain to drive back home.
#1 - fearlessdeeds (11/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
As I have been a lifeguard, I can relate.

Some days, you just want to punt people across the pool for their stupidity, amirite?
User avatar #3 to #1 - orangepikmin (11/15/2012) [-]
You are so right.
User avatar #20 - outerspacebar (11/16/2012) [-]
I love lifeguarding. Its fun to **** with people
#12 - khutch (11/15/2012) [-]
he be sippin that devil juice
#31 - jaimesabrina (11/16/2012) [-]
I bet he did eat barney......
#30 - OrionPax (11/16/2012) [-]
Hat made me think of Fix-it-Felix
Hat made me think of Fix-it-Felix
#16 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [-]
anon story time...

-work as a lifeguard
-use the tube as a sword and hit people on the head
-wasn't even fired
#13 - gangstafish (11/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**gangstafish rolled a random image posted in comment #1678488 at MLP Brony Board **
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