OWNED!!!!. . The Feed stamp program, a part the Department Agriculture, is pleased be distributing the greatest amount at food stamps ever. Meanwhile, the Park
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OWNED!!!!

The Feed stamp program, a part the Department
Agriculture, is pleased be distributing the
greatest amount at food stamps ever.
Meanwhile, the Park Service, which is also part
the Department of Agriculture, asks us tn
because the animals may grew dependent
and not learn take care for themselves.
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#20 - imanorphan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #14 - lamarsmithgot (11/15/2012) [+] (6 replies)
bears don't go to war overseas and come back with crippling medical problems.
#17 to #14 - daddycool (11/15/2012) [-]
They might.

Has anyone ever tried yelling at them a lot, forcing them to do push ups, and calling them various euphemisms for homosexual?
User avatar #3 - icedmantwo (11/15/2012) [+] (9 replies)
are you perhaps implying that a low income family has =/< intelligence than the average deer?
#4 to #3 - jefflsu (11/15/2012) [-]
PRECISELY! Look i'm 20 live out on my own since i was 18. Having said that I in no way shape or form have a at best descent income. I still stand on my own feet without sucking on uncle sam's tit. SHAQUEESA WITH HER 6 BABIES THAT I"M PAYING FOR OUT MY TAXES ARE AS USEFULL AS TITS ON A BULL AND SHOULD STARVE NOW CAN I GET AN AMEN!!!
#28 - wersand (11/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#93 - anonomysmonkey (11/16/2012) [+] (12 replies)
While this is an interesting remark, the information used is false. The Park Service is not a part of the Department of Agriculture (does that  even sound correct?). You can easily look up the Park Services website and see that it's a part of the Department of the Interior.    
Also people on wellfare need that money to survive so it helps them. Bears do just fine on their own and giving them free food to the point where they become dependent would only kill them in the end.    
   
   
   
So 						****					 you.
While this is an interesting remark, the information used is false. The Park Service is not a part of the Department of Agriculture (does that even sound correct?). You can easily look up the Park Services website and see that it's a part of the Department of the Interior.
Also people on wellfare need that money to survive so it helps them. Bears do just fine on their own and giving them free food to the point where they become dependent would only kill them in the end.



So **** you.
#92 - mainstreamed (11/16/2012) [-]
the biggest of  facepalms
the biggest of facepalms
#71 - kingpongthedon ONLINE (11/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Does anybody here complaining about welfare actually know the statistics? Because if you look at them, you'll see that the vast majority (>90%) are on for less than 2 years as it is VERY difficult to get any benefits while in good health for any length of time. And the majority of the remaining ten percent are facing debilitating illnesses. All told, less than one in 25 people on welfare could be said to be abusing the system. Compare this to the costs associated with white collar crimes, such as tax evasion, and you'll see it's a much smaller problem than you think it is.
#13 - rawrbowwow (11/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Oh the irony
#80 - kerplunking (11/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Oh great, it's conservatard opinion time.
Oh great, it's conservatard opinion time.
User avatar #56 - ilikearabs ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
some people are born with certain perks and others are born with unfortunate circumstances (poor parents, drunks and **** )... i believe these people should be givin the privilege of food stamps...notice how i said privilege. i believe that food stamps should be taken away if the reverser of said food staps is on drugs or has been committing crimes....
#10 - justacritic (11/15/2012) [+] (8 replies)
But I receive food stamps and have a job. I just can't afford all of my bills st the end of the month. (O_o)
User avatar #50 - edgecution (11/16/2012) [+] (6 replies)
People on foodstamps and welfare should be drug tested.
#104 - kingpongthedon ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
Personal story: My parents owned there own business. They made good money and we all lived comfortably. One day, my mom notices a weird growth in her breast. She goes to the doctor and they say not to worry about it, she's too young to get cancer, it's probably a cyst or something. So she doesn't worry about it. Next year, she still has the lump, doctors say the same thing. Next year she goes to the doctor and, total shocker, she has stage 4 breast cancer. Next thing we know, we're drowning in bills, as insurance refuses to pay for treatment. My mom is out of commission for over a year and my dad spends his time looking after her, rarely working as he has to make sure she gets to her constant appointments. All income goes away. Now for added effect, it's 2008 and we just had a financial collapse.

At this point, I was almost seventeen and seriously considering dropping out of school. Not because I wanted to, I was an A student, but because my family literally could not afford to keep me out of the workforce. However, we got government assistance. To get full benefits, I had to stay in school. And that's how it would stay until I graduated high school. But then what? Well, fortunately I was able to stay focused on my education and maintain a 4+ GPA and get a ton of scholarship money. But it was still only about 3/4 of tuition, and there doesn't seem to be any school who will take 3/4 tuition. Fortunately the government stepped in again and since we were below that line, they subsidized my education again allowing me to get into one of the top schools in the Southeast, where I'm doing quite well.

Realistically, without government assistance, I'd be dealing coke right now. It's easy money and a lot of it. Plus I already knew most of the dealers in my town and could get started in hours. At least until I got caught and go to prison where I cost even more to support.

Most people's story is much closer to this than a new source for rims.
#51 - rafikithenig (11/16/2012) [-]
I've been denied foodstamps three times now. What government is this and how can i join?
#83 - wishanonscouldpost (11/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Parks don't want you to feed animals because it attracts them to areas where humans are. Not because they become dependent on humans.

Food stamps are to help poor people eat. Better for the economy to have people alive spending money on other stuff, then have people die and not spend money on anything.
#75 - drimsical (11/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this post made no sense to me at all
either im retarded
or i dont understand america at all
User avatar #37 - monkee (11/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Maybe it's because I grew up in a household run by benefits, but I do see them as a beneficial part of society. My little brother is severely disabled, and my mother has been a single mother since I was 9. She cares for him, and claims off the government to fund his additional support needs. We never received a penny from our deadbeat dad. Yet she still feels this shame when she calls herself a stay-at-home carer, because people judge her. She has a mental health nursing degree but can't use it because of her commitment to my younger brother. I had to be selfish for my own future and I'm at university just now, but not a day goes by where I don't feel guilty for leaving her. Did we deserve to be cut off because we weren't contributing anything then?
User avatar #19 - gorginhanson (11/15/2012) [-]
The only difference is that people don't know how to live off the land.
#1 - cactaur ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
...yes
...yes
#95 - SubjectThree (11/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"Yeah, God forbid animals get hooked on human stuff. They'd probably use it better,anyway."
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