MFW SECESSION. I'm from South Carolina, one of the poorest states in the union, and I don't think most of the people signing these things realize that if someth
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MFW SECESSION

I'm from South Carolina, one of the poorest states in the union, and I don't think most of the people signing these things realize that if something like this were to happen, we'd lose the whole $2 we get for every $1 in taxes we pay in the form of federal aid.

Could be neat to see where this stupid **** storm leads...more »

I'm from South Carolina, one of the poorest states in the union, and I don't think most of the people signing these things realize that if something like this were to happen, we'd lose the whole $2 we get for every $1 in taxes we pay in the form of federal aid.

Could be neat to see where this stupid **** storm leads though.

rpm. -cc PETITIONS TO
SECEDE ROM THE UNITED ATES '11“
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User avatar #472 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (11/15/2012) [-]
What is the point of holding fair elections if states are just going to try to secede when they lose?
User avatar #455 - navac (11/15/2012) [-]
I love my country and the benefits that it give me, but the whole separation of states and how each state can have it's own laws piss me off. I believe that if we are to stand united then we should all follow the same laws. I know that that's the federal laws, but in general there shouldn't be any differences at all.
#459 to #455 - fractalius (11/15/2012) [-]
Well in 6 years when you're 18 you can vote to change things
User avatar #462 to #459 - navac (11/15/2012) [-]
Where did you get 6 years from? I'm already past 18 hahaha.
#465 to #462 - fractalius (11/15/2012) [-]
It was a general joke about how everyone on FJ is 12
User avatar #467 to #465 - navac (11/15/2012) [-]
I'll just go back to browsing the front page...
User avatar #451 - Awesomecarrot (11/15/2012) [-]
California, Alaska and Hawaii should success too, and form a new country called Chillville.
#461 to #451 - dubsmckenzie (11/15/2012) [-]
secede*
User avatar #460 to #451 - usmcoorah (11/15/2012) [-]
secede*
User avatar #463 to #460 - Awesomecarrot (11/15/2012) [-]
That's the one, cheers
User avatar #466 to #463 - usmcoorah (11/15/2012) [-]
Indeed sir.
User avatar #454 to #451 - iforgetwhattosay ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
you have to be careful with alaska though. remember sarah palin came from there.
User avatar #456 to #454 - Awesomecarrot (11/15/2012) [-]
This is true. D:
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User avatar #447 - fitnik (11/15/2012) [-]
I'm from NJ and I don't recall hearing **** about a secession. I guess no one cares about my signature.
#445 - niggagary (11/15/2012) [-]
cough cough
#444 - steampanda (11/15/2012) [-]
Why do they give a **** is thousands sign a petition correct me if i'm wrong but is the USA not over 300 million?

Even if it was a matter i'm sure some retard would start a war to claim all the land.
#438 - hewhoepicfails (11/15/2012) [-]
This **** has to be fake, I mean don't people realize this is from FOX NEWS?
#441 to #438 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [-]
It is real. There are petitions on [url deleted] to secede.
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#446 to #443 - xelx (11/15/2012) [-]
I can't stop droping my sides all over the floor
#437 - stallwallwriter (11/15/2012) [-]
What crap. There's a province in my country that has a different language, a different legal system, and a provincial government whose stated goal is separatism, and it's still highly unlikely that they're actually going to leave. States and provinces just do this because they're pissy and want leverage.
What crap. There's a province in my country that has a different language, a different legal system, and a provincial government whose stated goal is separatism, and it's still highly unlikely that they're actually going to leave. States and provinces just do this because they're pissy and want leverage.
User avatar #431 - MaxFabian (11/15/2012) [-]
Jeez, i guess they REALLY don't like Puerto Rico.
#430 - lametitan (11/15/2012) [-]
As a New yorker I find it really strange that even we are trying to secede here.

When i first heard about this i only thought it was just Texas trying to do this
User avatar #425 - Daemonseed (11/15/2012) [-]
Sounds like a small bunch of sore losers to me.
I wonder if they know what happened last time...
#423 - exarzero (11/15/2012) [-]
The place with the most secede votes is my home Texas...

Pisses me off honestly. People are calling for some pretty rash and ****** up **** , and I am just wondering how the **** a hundred thousand or so people can ever speak for the millions here. "The south will rise again" ******** tempted me to clean up the AR under my bed to be ready to go Hick on these Hicks.

Pic somewhat related (My home)
#422 - legalloli (11/15/2012) [-]
Texas. Don't you remember the last time you receded? What are you doing.
User avatar #485 to #422 - darnhyena (11/16/2012) [-]
Tell that to all the people from everywhere else but Texas who keep signing the petition for Texas :T
User avatar #429 to #422 - asainati (11/15/2012) [-]
They can though, it was part of their agreement that if they didn't wanna be a part of the US anymore the can leave it....
#488 to #429 - anonymous (11/20/2012) [-]
Not true, no state has legal authority to secede. Should they attempt to, and form their own nation, 1861 style, they would not be recognized as a nation by the US or its allies. It is simple rebellion, and a bunch of cry babies.



Hey people, if you want to secede, do something. Don't just sign a petition and hope for the best. All the best revolutions (all of them really), people did things to get the idea out there, generally actions that got them put in harms way or incarcerated.

Some threw tea into a harbor, some lit themselves on fire, some starve themselves...you guys are such pussies that ...(incoherant rambling)....

and that is how Santa Claus got his wings.
User avatar #433 to #429 - legalloli (11/15/2012) [-]
I could have sworn I read somewhere in history that Texas couldn't do that nonsense again. But I'm no history buff
User avatar #435 to #433 - asainati (11/15/2012) [-]
That's not what I was hearing on the radio...
User avatar #426 to #422 - climbingupthewalls (11/15/2012) [-]
>last time you receded
>you receded
>receded
#419 - rmoran (11/15/2012) [-]
Oh boy, thousands.
That's almost as many people that go to my college but spread throughout the entire expanse of the 4th largest country in the world. What a revolution. Better get into my fallout shelter.
#418 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (11/15/2012) [-]
this is the only pic i had of politics and ****
#434 to #418 - mysret (11/15/2012) [-]
You know, he has the same hair as Michael Scott in the first season.

Now that I'm thinking about it, there is a remarkable resemblance between them.
#414 - Zombehblob (11/15/2012) [-]
Secede from the U.S. it will work trust me
#413 - Dakafal (11/15/2012) [-]
Again, NOBODY ACTUALLY WANTS TO SECEDE. Well maybe a few nutjobs that don't realize what kind of repercussions that would have. The states are just trying to get attention brought to the fact that they don't like their current state of affairs. The only state that would actually possibly have the resources to support themselves, is Texas. And that's a maybe. Obviously, the federal government will not allow anyone to secede. But what will happen, is each state will be brought forward to state their reasons for wishing to leave, and that will give them a spotlight to tell the feds what they are pissed off about.

It's actually pretty ******* smart.
User avatar #408 - lefunnylejunk (11/15/2012) [-]
So wait, even the USA hates the USA now?
User avatar #432 to #408 - asainati (11/15/2012) [-]
Pretty much, most people are tired of the government's ******** .
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