AWESOME. LOL. Girls complain about guys using than for sex, but sex is awesome! Start bitching when he uses you for laundry, or as a human shield.. Seriously, am I the only guy on the internet that doesn't care about sex? I'm not opposed to doing it, but I really don't give a if I have sex in a relationship
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Girls complain about guys using
than for sex, but sex is awesome!
Start bitching when he uses you
for laundry, or as a human shield.
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#80 - mysret (11/15/2012) [-]
It's a win-win-situation. If we use them as humanshields, we just have more places to put our dicks in.
User avatar #74 - ixcarnifexxi (11/15/2012) [-]
I told my girlfriend I'd use her as a shield if a zombie came at me...
#77 to #74 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [-]
Apple fan?
User avatar #78 to #77 - ixcarnifexxi (11/15/2012) [-]
I don't know how you came to that conclusion at all. And no, not really. I have an iPod touch, that is the only Apple product I have ever owned.
User avatar #61 - crimsonviperxx (11/15/2012) [-]
Except when the sex is bad.
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#59 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#52 - robotrino (11/15/2012) [-]
Holy **** this just sounded so ******* retarded, and on top of that you managed to add cancer to the description.. **** off OP
#44 - peppas (11/15/2012) [-]
first thought
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#39 - BuddyTorre **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#9 - blackcosmo (11/15/2012) [-]
It's the opposite in my relationship, my boyfriend lacks the need to furiously mate like the alpha male he's supposed to be. He'd rather play LoL then do anything physical, always denying my requests. Then he expects me to do laundry and cook for him after being denied. Go figure.
User avatar #84 to #9 - YllekNayr ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
What champion does he usually pick?
User avatar #72 to #9 - pugglerock (11/15/2012) [-]
Just dumped he's ass, or do what the others say and rape his ass.

Literally rape his ass.
User avatar #73 to #72 - pugglerock (11/15/2012) [-]
his*
#67 to #9 - leontehlion (11/15/2012) [-]
I think it's been decided. You must rape him.
#57 to #9 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [-]
Ya keep being with him and treat him nice, cook for him, do his laundry and ask him to have sex with you all the time
Fact that he doesn't care about you and prefers to play LoL instead of spending time with you should be rewarded
Good for you
User avatar #58 to #57 - masterfluffydubs (11/15/2012) [-]
I lol'd. too bad you're a ******* anon.
User avatar #51 to #9 - dashgamer (11/15/2012) [-]
I play a lot of games, and I mean a lot of games, but I'd go weeks without playing if I had a gf to take me away.
#46 to #9 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [-]
Hit me up baby. I'd love to punch your ovaries with my penis.
User avatar #50 to #46 - szadek (11/15/2012) [-]
I don't think you understand female anatomy very well....
User avatar #27 to #9 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/15/2012) [-]
you should rape him
User avatar #25 to #9 - Kibaxyru (11/15/2012) [-]
ayo gurl u want sum fuk
#24 to #9 - drroxxo (11/15/2012) [-]
Sorry, but as a man I have to say throw this pussbag out the door and find a better one. LoL is fun as hell don't get me wrong, but I'll leave every and any game ranked or not and get my account completely banned for sex. Better yet you should sleep with his friends while he plays LoL cause he isn't worth it. You need the alpha and you need him to want to put it in EVERY hole or else he's not a real man.
#45 to #24 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [-]
Amen to that, bro!
User avatar #28 to #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/15/2012) [-]
Now I love sex more than just about anything I could be doing but, not everyone likes sex that much for some people its not fun.

Some people would rather ********** than have sex all depends on what you are into
#29 to #28 - drroxxo (11/15/2012) [-]
Well also I'm stupidly attracted to my wife and the sex is awesome so yeah lol
User avatar #31 to #29 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/15/2012) [-]
Nothing wrong with that but, then there isn't anything wrong with not wanting sex either you can't really make yourself like what you don't wanna do.
#32 to #31 - drroxxo (11/15/2012) [-]
True but she's saying she wants the D and he isn't giving it away...she needs a new model of man lol
User avatar #33 to #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/15/2012) [-]
I do agree he should give it to her but, I feel a better thing to do than just leaving him would be (only really a good ideal if they like both really love each other) is an open relationship she can get a **** buddy an they can still date... but, then that don't really work so well with everyoen
#34 to #33 - drroxxo (11/15/2012) [-]
its always a trap unless they were there to begin with...
User avatar #37 to #34 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/15/2012) [-]
what do you mean??
#38 to #37 - drroxxo (11/15/2012) [-]
no one in a relationship can safely suggest getting their own **** buddy and no one can safely accept the suggestion to get their own in one either...it will always be a trap...well not always but generally speaking its not a wise decision to attempt either way...not to mention she has to look good enough to get one to begin with...or at least a good one
User avatar #40 to #38 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/15/2012) [-]
I am going to have to dissagee with just about every thing you said there.

I know quite a few people in open relationships like that some are married some are just dating.
I feel if you love each other who you are having sex with shouldn't really be all that big of a deal I know a guy married to an girl who clams to be asexual the only time she ever had sex was trying to have a kid (5 months pregnant right now) but, he has had sex with a few people while they've been married he don't keep it a secret an she is fine with it one of the happiest couples I ever seen in my life.

I know that can't work for everyone but, you make it seem like its not poissible to work at all
#41 to #40 - drroxxo (11/15/2012) [-]
well thats why i put the generally speaking comment in there...my wife has suggested that i find a secondary partner if i'm not getting enough from her at some point but like i said...i feel its a trap lol
User avatar #42 to #41 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/15/2012) [-]
I'm not 100% sure what you mean by it being a trap care to explain??
#47 to #42 - pleeyer (11/15/2012) [-]
I think it means, that the woman (or man) would say, "okay, get someone to fullfill your needs, I won't be mad... I PROMISE!"
But she (or he) is thinking: You are supposed to say "NO WAY BABE, I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH FOR THAT! " Or else there will be hell to pay!
#91 to #47 - drroxxo (11/15/2012) [-]
perfect explaination of what i meant :D
#56 to #47 - tylerconnell (11/15/2012) [-]
You're not kidding either! I have been there and been the idiot to fall into the trap.

Sooo dark soo cold........
User avatar #48 to #47 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/15/2012) [-]
ah okay that makes sencse I was thinking of it as like the " **** buddy" would try an ruine the relation ship
User avatar #23 to #9 - hairydickfarts (11/15/2012) [-]
I hope you know that most of the people who have replied to your comment are males who want the sex.
#20 to #9 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [-]
snap!, i know excatly how you feel, i make the advances in my relationship, only way my vibator gets a night off!
#19 to #9 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [-]
Tip: Cosplay could work :P At least it would work at me!
User avatar #17 to #9 - zombiestookmybike (11/15/2012) [-]
step up to the plate and please him sexually while he's playing games. me and my boyfriend call it sexbox.
User avatar #43 to #17 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/15/2012) [-]
this has made me want to get a blowjob while killing things.
User avatar #53 to #43 - zombiestookmybike (11/15/2012) [-]
then go get one buddy
User avatar #54 to #53 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/15/2012) [-]
I dont' really know many people that like giving them though
#15 to #9 - fiskars (11/15/2012) [-]
I don't get some guys. If I had a girlfriend, I would be all over that. I would leave my game in a heartbeat to be with my girl. Your BF sounds like the lazy gamer who wants someone to support him while he plays games all day. My mom is married to that type, It is real sad.
#12 to #9 - rangerofthesea (11/15/2012) [-]
My good ma'am I believe I know what is causing you predicament! There are two potential situations that could be the cause of this situation! The first of which, he does not find you sexually attractive (Which I am dubious about, most men are bred to enjoy the bight pink eye all women possess)
Scenario number two, your male counterpart may actually be seeking another male in which to perform ****** with. If this is the case I feel sorry for you young male, I have ninety nine situational issues, but homosexuality could not be a problem.
Good day madam Black cosmo

Signed,

Rangerofthesea
User avatar #8 - tokitheviking (11/15/2012) [-]
I love sex and I have an insanely high sex drive but I still don't want to be ******* USED for sex. Not "Hey, we're dating, let's have sex" but "hey, let me pretend I actually give a **** about you so I can **** you and leave you and have sex with someone else". I want sex but I don't want to be used for it and I don't think it's an unreasonable request to not exist in a relationship for the sole purpose of having a dick stuck inside your ****** , ass and/or mouth.
User avatar #6 - iamcraig ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
Seriously, am I the only guy on the internet that doesn't care about sex?
I'm not opposed to doing it, but I really don't give a **** if I have sex in a relationship or not.
#85 to #6 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [-]
LOL.
Virgins on the internet are the best.
#81 to #6 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [-]
coming from the 14 year olds online
User avatar #79 to #6 - wiredguy ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
I care about sex, I care about it deeply; the fact I have barely any friends, not even a vague hope of a relationship and no-one is probably ever going to want me sexually eats me up every day.

Just wanted to throw in my opposing opinion.
User avatar #70 to #6 - beeradthelaw (11/15/2012) [-]
I'm a 19 year old virgin (inb4 who gives a **** ) and even I agree with you. I just want companionship more than anything.
User avatar #26 to #6 - furyofthestorm (11/15/2012) [-]
Sex is just like bungie jumping or go kart racing.
It's fun. I'll always enjoy doing it. But it's not detrimental to my life if I don't do it.
If it comes it comes.
#35 to #26 - zeustesticle (11/15/2012) [-]
If it comes I cum. FTFY
User avatar #22 to #6 - tiagodisouza (11/15/2012) [-]
I've had sex with only one girl... i broke up with her a week ago.. i couldnt miss sex any less i always found it kinda boring somehow...
#69 to #22 - femalealert (11/15/2012) [-]
that means you're doing it wrong.
User avatar #86 to #69 - tiagodisouza (11/15/2012) [-]
i guess
#87 to #86 - femalealert (11/15/2012) [-]
If its boring and not worth it then you nor your ex put any effort into it. With a little effort and knowledge its a great thing. So really its your own fault that it sucked. lrn2sex
User avatar #88 to #87 - tiagodisouza (11/15/2012) [-]
to be honest i didnt really wanna do it... that might be part of the reason i suppose
#89 to #88 - femalealert (11/15/2012) [-]
I have nothing to say to that other than your loss. And that I do not understand how you could not want it.
inb4 horny neckbeard. Im actually a femanon
User avatar #90 to #89 - tiagodisouza (11/15/2012) [-]
Well it happens to some people... i wanted it at the moment but when it happened i immediatly regreted it but was already past the point of no return... i was kinda under pressure but oh well i hope the next time it'll be more enjoyable
#92 to #90 - femalealert (11/15/2012) [-]
Just remember to put some effort into it and read up on tips and stuff and the experience can be extremely enjoyable. best of luck to you
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User avatar #18 to #6 - XPurdonx **User deleted account** (11/15/2012) [-]
Same here. I couldn't care less about sex, I don't think it's important unless you're having a child.
User avatar #14 to #6 - ceitoo (11/15/2012) [-]
I like sex, it's awesome and **** , but at this moment I want a good and healthy relationship rather than sex. Sex would just be a bonus.
User avatar #10 to #6 - rdangerdash (11/15/2012) [-]
I am kind of like that except for me it isn't a lack of caring, it's emotional scars.
#4 - taxemicbat (11/15/2012) [-]
Don't complain girls. It's normal if guys want sex, it's in their nature.

Men always have this reputation to just look around for sex... because it's in human nature. Procreation is the basic goal in life for most human beings, it's a need. Guys can fertilize many women -> they're made with a higher sex drive so they can fertilize as many women as possible. Women on the other hand can only be fertilized once every few months, so they have to be selective for the well-being of the race -> they have a lower sex drive to allow them to pick the best partner they can find.

TL;DR: Women, quit bitching if guys wants sex, it's normal.
User avatar #7 to #4 - darksafka (11/15/2012) [-]
Then men could stop bitching about women not wanting to have sex all the time? Fair enough?
#49 to #7 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [-]
but that's only relevant in a relation... no for those bitch who complain of this and have nothing emotional with da man
#3 - anonymous (11/14/2012) [-]
when ZOMBIES start coming...yep...a human shield!!!!...lol
#2 - shadysoul (11/14/2012) [-]
If you are using a girl only for sex and she complains, it means only one thing - you do not satisfy her sexually. If you were good at it, she wouldn't want you to stop and thus wouldnt complain.
User avatar #1 - ifuckinghatethis (11/14/2012) [-]
Yess, but girls like relationships that amount to more than -just- sex. That's how we're hardwired
#30 to #1 - genericnewfag (11/15/2012) [-]
You mean I have to actually commit to a relationship?
#5 to #1 - zeroclassified (11/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, but more often than not it turns into -no- sex; that's why getting married is usually far more beneficial for a woman than a man, because if you're not married, you have options as a guy, and as a result you can always go find another. You can't do that if you're dating or married because, guess what:

Women bitch when you start sleeping with other women.

Well, maybe if you didn't keep making him sleep on the ******* couch whenever you miss your favorite soap opera each night, then it wouldn't have happened.
User avatar #83 to #5 - iamintofunny (11/15/2012) [-]
What benefit would you get from banging other females?
In animal nature, Sex are done to keep animals from extinction.
If you don't want to have a baby but still going to **** females, You are one ******* selfish boy who waste our quality daughter just for fun.

Yes i am a father of one daughter. Guess what? i am happy with her, my girlfriend, my wife. Not because religion or faith, but connected to each other. Even when we are clothed.
Sex are not self-beneficiary. It pleases both costumer. What a selfish boy you are to think that women are just for sex-relieving and not thinking of the future after-sex.

Even whores are not free. Dumbass.
#82 to #5 - iliketires (11/15/2012) [-]
Are you an actual idiot?   
   
The majority of guys want relationships just as much as women do, but we're hardwired to want sex more.    
   
You're basically saying there should be no marriages and guys should just 						****					 everything.
Are you an actual idiot?

The majority of guys want relationships just as much as women do, but we're hardwired to want sex more.

You're basically saying there should be no marriages and guys should just **** everything.
#13 to #5 - rangerofthesea (11/15/2012) [-]
sounds like someone had some experience in this subject...and is quite butthurt...
sounds like someone had some experience in this subject...and is quite butthurt...
User avatar #11 to #5 - ifuckinghatethis (11/15/2012) [-]
That's so ******* stupid haha
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