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#4 - jellyneau
Reply +83
(11/15/2012) [-]
>Be me 3rd grade.   
>Have to write 2 page story.   
>Topic of choice   
>Dinosaurs   
>Can't spell for ****.   
>"Teacher how do you spell Pterodactyl?   
>"It's spelled D-I-C-T-I-O-N-A-R-Y."   
>Bitch   
>Go get dictionary   
>Go to the "T" section.   
>Look everywhere.   
>Not in there   
>Dafuq   
>"Teacher, it's not in here."   
>"Yes it is kid"   
>Didn't learn how to properly spell Pterodactyl until grade 7.   
>MFW
>Be me 3rd grade.
>Have to write 2 page story.
>Topic of choice
>Dinosaurs
>Can't spell for ****.
>"Teacher how do you spell Pterodactyl?
>"It's spelled D-I-C-T-I-O-N-A-R-Y."
>Bitch
>Go get dictionary
>Go to the "T" section.
>Look everywhere.
>Not in there
>Dafuq
>"Teacher, it's not in here."
>"Yes it is kid"
>Didn't learn how to properly spell Pterodactyl until grade 7.
>MFW
#28 to #4 - buttsecksyousay
Reply +2
(11/15/2012) [-]
I just called them Petri.
#92 to #28 - whtkid
Reply 0
(11/15/2012) [-]
i miss ducky :(
#18 to #4 - waaw
Reply +30
(11/15/2012) [-]
Imagine if you had thought that was how it was really spelled. Think about the report you'd write in 3rd grade.

The dictionary was a giant creature that lived a long time ago. Although there aren't any dictionaries around anymore, we can still see there fossilized remains buried underground. Dictionaries died off and were eventually out-evolved. Today, dictionaries are a relic of a long ago age, back before civilization.

Hey, it still sort of works.
#48 to #18 - McFuckUp
Reply +2
(11/15/2012) [-]
their
#16 - chuffberry
Reply +43
(11/15/2012) [-]
>in 9th grade
>teacher assigns massive project on the functions of the brain
>reminds us every day of its deadline, and how it counts for 25% of total grade
>work on it for 2 weeks straight, ends up being over 20 pages long
>proudly turn it in
>teacher never grades it
>that was 6 years ago, and the teacher never ******* touched it
>MFW
#22 - thechosentroll
Reply +36
(11/15/2012) [-]
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Can't write a good essay in just a couple of hours? HA!

>A month ago
>Psychology class.
>Teacher gets pissed and decides to make us write an essay in half an hour
>90% of the people don't even bother writing, thinking it's a joke
>She actually takes the essays to grade them
>90% of class have Fs
>I get an A and the teacher has been looking at me funny for a month now.

And they said you can't write 2 nad a half pages in 30 minutes.
#69 to #22 - ehmat
Reply +3
(11/15/2012) [-]
Actually I believe the saying goes;
"A man can nay write 5 pages in 1 hours"
But I get your point.
#46 - tehbomb
Reply +19
(11/15/2012) [-]
Yesterday
>Be in History
>Teacher has been noticing a couple of jerkoffs at he back of the room for a few weeks
>Sees them be assholes while we're trying to watch an important powerpoint
>Next day
>Decides to give everyone a quiz because of them
>Easy enough, matching
>Do the damn thing
>Teacher takes them in, as he does he says did you guys read the instructions?
>I do, cuz I didn't.
>Number two
>If you read the instructions, you'd know not to do the matching questions
>OH **** ******
> Teacher is coming around
>Erase that **** like Hitler erased jews
>Finish as he takes it
>I get a glimpse of the back
>glimpse of the back
>the back
>My ******* face when the instructions on that question say to ignore Number Two
******* teacher, pulled a double crazy ivan on us all.
#57 to #46 - gokuismyhero
Reply 0
(11/15/2012) [-]
hahaha double crazy ivan? that was funny
#66 to #46 - ehmat
Reply +2
(11/15/2012) [-]
This is very difficult to read.
#74 - ZenMacros
Reply +12
(11/15/2012) [-]
Yeah it technically is the janitor's job to clean up the school, but you should still have the common decency to clean up after yourself.

OP must be eight years old.
#45 - artvandelay
Reply +11
(11/15/2012) [-]
MFW "Most correct answer".
MFW "Most correct answer".
#12 - lujan
Reply +9
(11/15/2012) [-]
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the 5th one.....

my friend austin got an A in our physics class. he did all the problems the "right way" whereas I did whatever I needed to to get the right answer, because in my opinion there are several ways to get an answer in physics. I always wrote out all of my steps and everything. sometime filling an entire page with work. I would usually get the right answer, but never got credit, and he would sometimes get the wrong answer but still get full credit because of his work. sometimes our work would even be the same, but the teacher liked him better or something....

mfw i failed physics
and **** off grammar nazis
#36 to #12 - bronan
Reply 0
(11/15/2012) [-]
If you did that more than once you should've realised they didnt want you to do it that way, they wanted the right way, even if it was the wrong answer its all in the working out.
#38 to #12 - cptnigelofwolf
Reply 0
(11/15/2012) [-]
Took a physics test
wrote answers on the back cus I ran outta room
Reacher never flipped the page over so I get a 40% on the test
As we go over it in class I point out to the teacher that I had the right answer on the back of the paper
Teacher says talk to me after class
Techer claims I copied the answers while we went over the test
Calls me a cheater
I argue saying I did not cheat
65 year old teacher 4 months from retirement screams at me calling me a cheater and walks away down the hall
I get a D for the semester when I should have gotten a B (test counted for 30% grade)
this was 9 years ago, I still get angry and riled up everytime I think about that bastard
#20 to #12 - Daeiros
Reply +5
(11/15/2012) [-]
i always hated having to show my work.
especially in math
i would usually solve the problems in my head and get the right answer and lose points for being intelligent enough to multiply a pair of two digit numbers in my head without writing it out.
in fifth grade, we took a test that ranked us against students nationwide. my score on math skills was on par with the average score of a 12th grader. they also had a score for showing your work and on that it said i was at a second grade level.

seriously though check out the pic, that **** is awesome, way better then the crappy way they taught us to do multiplication. quick tutorial to vedic multiplication
#47 to #20 - anon
Reply 0
(11/15/2012) [-]
There is a book called Mathemagics (or something along those lines, its been awhile). Search for it on The Pirate Bay. It teaches how to do any operation in your head in under a second. The underlying principle is using the right brain to do math as a gestalt (all at once), and using the left brain to simply store the numbers - which happens to be the most effective way.
For example, 306x24 can be rapidly performed by multiplying 300 by 20, 300 by 4, 6 by 20, and 6 by 4 and adding them together. With a little practice, I have tutored kids that can barely do long division and by the end of the month have them doing math like a savant. Its great stuff.
I believe the latest edition also covers how to perform exponential operations (positive, negative, and fractions). Teachers don't even begin to teach you the most effective methods for reading, math, and foreign languages. Maybe I'll post the stuff I've learned someday, it seems this community would have an immediate use for it.
#30 to #20 - daentraya
Reply 0
(11/15/2012) [-]
We havent got around to 3x3 digits yet, and some people in my class still has trouble with 2. Im in 9th grade. Thanks for the picture, i feel like trying some now
#35 to #30 - TommyV
Reply +1
(11/15/2012) [-]
...HAHAHAHA! 3x3s are not going to be a problem...wait until your concepts of math completely implode.

.9999[...] = 1 in discrete.
#52 to #35 - daentraya
Reply 0
(11/15/2012) [-]
... I like math. When i can make it work, that is..
#33 - redblueyellow
Reply +8
(11/15/2012) [-]
>follow a CPE (Cambridge Proficience English) course
>way harder than the normal english lessons
>Can write A level essay in CPE in hour
>turn in same essay in other english class
>get C
>teacher says it's to complicated
mfw
#73 to #33 - cupcakedevourer
Reply 0
(11/15/2012) [-]
*too :D
#82 to #73 - apocalypseboyz
Reply 0
(11/15/2012) [-]
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#32 - amoussa
Reply +8
(11/15/2012) [-]
I'm not going to deny that some teachers are arses, especially when it comes to disciplinary but when it comes to the academic side of things, some of the actions are justified:

1: You're expected to at least know how the word is roughly spelt. Problem is that you're all too reliant on your precious googles and MS word.
2: books cover the syllabus for the exam. Books are often new and you'd have to go to a pretty **** school to use out-dated books
3: class attendance is mandatory by the law. Even in university, you have to at least attend 80% of your lectures. 90% of telling personal stories is way too exaggeration and even if they do on a seldom basis, it's just a nice way to take a slight break.
4: You're not expected to sweep up or dust wipe the whole room but come on, don't be ridiculously messy like stick gum under the table or litter. That's like saying it's perfectly okay to litter on the street because it's the street cleaner's job.
5: in maths especially, the most important bit is not the final answer but it's how you showed your working out and your demonstration of understanding.
6: There's only so much a teacher can cover in so little time. You've clearly never tried lesson planning before.
7: That's obviously ********.
8: For coursework especially, that sort of **** is also marked by the government and examining board. I can't stress how deadlines are very very important, especially in the real working world and you kids don't take it seriously! There's no real deadline in marking papers.
9: In the final exam, the essay quality is no where near to be expected as good as that of coursework. In coursework, you carefully have to bide your time into research and write as if you've not rushed it.
10: It's always good to know the hard way of things, especially for future reference. It's not like they expect you to do the hard way everytime.
11: I don't know how often this happens but teachers can make mistakes too.
12: refer back to 6.
#40 to #32 - shiphotel
Reply 0
(11/15/2012) [-]
for 7 you obviously never took intro world religions where belief is fact and is all based on generalizations of entire religions
#41 to #32 - genericnewfag
Reply 0
(11/15/2012) [-]
FLASH! AH-AAAHH!! Buzz-killer of the Universe!
#42 to #32 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply 0
(11/15/2012) [-]
as for number 3 I know a ton of people that only go to class at universities on test day cuz it's not mandatory by law for them to be there an the professors but, all the notes on there websites.

Number 7 I've seen that happen quite a few time that ever answer was technically right but, we didn't have to pick the most right one the professor made a mistake an everyone got that answer right.

As for 11 I see that happen so much like my biology class I took every test we had to fix like 4 or 5 questions before starting
#50 to #32 - youngchief ONLINE
Reply 0
(11/15/2012) [-]
Number 3. is definitely true in my experience, I don't know what it is but I always end up getting the old man teacher who spends most of the time talking about his own life, mind you some of them are entertaining and usually do pertain to what we're studying....But not always. I came into class more than a few times where he'd start off by telling us a 30 minute story about something like going to a famous nightclub when he was younger
#37 to #32 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply +6
(11/15/2012) [-]
I went to one of the best school in my area my books were 20 years outdated
#19 - anonymoosy
Reply +7
(11/15/2012) [-]
> Be me
> Be in 1st year 6th form at a boarding school (I think that's equivalent to the year before last of High School in America)
> Be Maltese
> English still not 100%
> First week
> We got a bit rowdy and had a shaving foam fight
> Housemaster gets us together for a telling off
> "It is NOT the cleaners' job to clean!!"
> mfw