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#4 - jellyneau (11/15/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Be me 3rd grade.   
>Have to write 2 page story.   
>Topic of choice   
>Dinosaurs   
>Can't spell for 						****					.   
>"Teacher how do you spell Pterodactyl?   
>"It's spelled D-I-C-T-I-O-N-A-R-Y."   
>Bitch   
>Go get dictionary   
>Go to the "T" section.   
>Look everywhere.   
>Not in there   
>Dafuq   
>"Teacher, it's not in here."   
>"Yes it is kid"   
>Didn't learn how to properly spell Pterodactyl until grade 7.   
>MFW
>Be me 3rd grade.
>Have to write 2 page story.
>Topic of choice
>Dinosaurs
>Can't spell for **** .
>"Teacher how do you spell Pterodactyl?
>"It's spelled D-I-C-T-I-O-N-A-R-Y."
>Bitch
>Go get dictionary
>Go to the "T" section.
>Look everywhere.
>Not in there
>Dafuq
>"Teacher, it's not in here."
>"Yes it is kid"
>Didn't learn how to properly spell Pterodactyl until grade 7.
>MFW
#16 - chuffberry (11/15/2012) [-]
>in 9th grade
>teacher assigns massive project on the functions of the brain
>reminds us every day of its deadline, and how it counts for 25% of total grade
>work on it for 2 weeks straight, ends up being over 20 pages long
>proudly turn it in
>teacher never grades it
>that was 6 years ago, and the teacher never ******* touched it
>MFW
#22 - thechosentroll (11/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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Can't write a good essay in just a couple of hours? HA!

>A month ago
>Psychology class.
>Teacher gets pissed and decides to make us write an essay in half an hour
>90% of the people don't even bother writing, thinking it's a joke
>She actually takes the essays to grade them
>90% of class have Fs
>I get an A and the teacher has been looking at me funny for a month now.

And they said you can't write 2 nad a half pages in 30 minutes.
#46 - tehbomb (11/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Yesterday
>Be in History
>Teacher has been noticing a couple of jerkoffs at he back of the room for a few weeks
>Sees them be assholes while we're trying to watch an important powerpoint
>Next day
>Decides to give everyone a quiz because of them
>Easy enough, matching
>Do the damn thing
>Teacher takes them in, as he does he says did you guys read the instructions?
>I do, cuz I didn't.
>Number two
>If you read the instructions, you'd know not to do the matching questions
>OH **** ******
> Teacher is coming around
>Erase that **** like Hitler erased jews
>Finish as he takes it
>I get a glimpse of the back
>glimpse of the back
>the back
>My ******* face when the instructions on that question say to ignore Number Two
******* teacher, pulled a double crazy ivan on us all.
User avatar #74 - ZenMacros (11/15/2012) [-]
Yeah it technically is the janitor's job to clean up the school, but you should still have the common decency to clean up after yourself.

OP must be eight years old.
#45 - artvandelay (11/15/2012) [-]
MFW "Most correct answer".
MFW "Most correct answer".
#12 - lujan (11/15/2012) [+] (7 replies)
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the 5th one.....

my friend austin got an A in our physics class. he did all the problems the "right way" whereas I did whatever I needed to to get the right answer, because in my opinion there are several ways to get an answer in physics. I always wrote out all of my steps and everything. sometime filling an entire page with work. I would usually get the right answer, but never got credit, and he would sometimes get the wrong answer but still get full credit because of his work. sometimes our work would even be the same, but the teacher liked him better or something....

mfw i failed physics
and **** off grammar nazis
#33 - redblueyellow (11/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>follow a CPE (Cambridge Proficience English) course
>way harder than the normal english lessons
>Can write A level essay in CPE in hour
>turn in same essay in other english class
>get C
>teacher says it's to complicated
mfw
User avatar #32 - amoussa (11/15/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I'm not going to deny that some teachers are arses, especially when it comes to disciplinary but when it comes to the academic side of things, some of the actions are justified:

1: You're expected to at least know how the word is roughly spelt. Problem is that you're all too reliant on your precious googles and MS word.
2: books cover the syllabus for the exam. Books are often new and you'd have to go to a pretty **** school to use out-dated books
3: class attendance is mandatory by the law. Even in university, you have to at least attend 80% of your lectures. 90% of telling personal stories is way too exaggeration and even if they do on a seldom basis, it's just a nice way to take a slight break.
4: You're not expected to sweep up or dust wipe the whole room but come on, don't be ridiculously messy like stick gum under the table or litter. That's like saying it's perfectly okay to litter on the street because it's the street cleaner's job.
5: in maths especially, the most important bit is not the final answer but it's how you showed your working out and your demonstration of understanding.
6: There's only so much a teacher can cover in so little time. You've clearly never tried lesson planning before.
7: That's obviously ******** .
8: For coursework especially, that sort of **** is also marked by the government and examining board. I can't stress how deadlines are very very important, especially in the real working world and you kids don't take it seriously! There's no real deadline in marking papers.
9: In the final exam, the essay quality is no where near to be expected as good as that of coursework. In coursework, you carefully have to bide your time into research and write as if you've not rushed it.
10: It's always good to know the hard way of things, especially for future reference. It's not like they expect you to do the hard way everytime.
11: I don't know how often this happens but teachers can make mistakes too.
12: refer back to 6.
#19 - anonymoosy (11/15/2012) [-]
> Be me
> Be in 1st year 6th form at a boarding school (I think that's equivalent to the year before last of High School in America)
> Be Maltese
> English still not 100%
> First week
> We got a bit rowdy and had a shaving foam fight
> Housemaster gets us together for a telling off
> "It is NOT the cleaners' job to clean!!"
> mfw
#67 - frodr (11/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Is this a joke? There are valid reasons for 90% of what she told you to do in this comic.

1- looking it up in the dictionary will make you engage with the word, dus helping you remember. (Plus it's not that ******* hard to find a word even if you don't know the spelling)

2- Books generally ARE more reliable than the internet because of the revision process most authors undergo before publishing. The internet will tell you the USSR is fish.

3- Class attendance is a school policy which must be upheld by the teacher regardless of what she does with her class period, and it's a good habit to develop anyways.

4- Cleanliness is important, when you ACTUALLY work, you will find out that a neat work environment makes working a hell of a lot easier. The janitor has enough of a load cleaning the entire school, emptying garbage cans, and a lot of other things he needs to get done for near minimum wage. Do you really think he could get his job done if every classroom was trashed?

5- Teachers teach you a concept and you are evaluated based on your knowledge of that concept. Many higher level courses rely on a building of an elementary level concept which if you don't understand will completely **** you.

6- I can kind of give you that one, but remember, she's a worker with a boss as well. She's time restricted and chances are that if she went lightning fast through them, they are either not that important, or you can receive a copy of the presentation.

7- I don't even feel like entertaining this one.. Finding the most correct answer in a group of answers is a test of knowledge, you're just dumb or don't know the material if you can't choose the right one.
#54 - bigbellyman (11/15/2012) [+] (6 replies)
<---- THIS
>34% of my paycheck goes to taxes
>i attend a public high school
>i'm indirectly PAYING the janitor to clean up my ****
>fukken useless
User avatar #58 to #56 - sealofapproval (11/15/2012) [-]
well i dont go to school in detroit so this ^ never happens
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#31 - happyslacks (11/15/2012) [-]
A few of these aren't too bad. Such as the janitor thing. Yeah its his job to clean up, but that doesn't mean you can't be courteous and an adult make his job a little easier by taking responsibility for your own mess.

Also the grading essays thing, it takes a lot longer to read through and grade 30ish than to write one. Plus she's the authority, its implicit she doesn't have to follow rules given to the subordinates.

To name two points out of several on there which are just immature students venting their immaturity.

(This isn't to say NONE are valid. Just some aren't.)
#29 - daentraya (11/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Not long ago, our task in english was an assignment about.. 'Animals'. So i chose tardigrades. Halfway thru writing that simple **** , she came up to me. She didnt know what it was, looked at it, called it jellyfish or bacteria and said it didnt count as an animal.
An animal is an animal no matter how small
User avatar #23 - kierano (11/15/2012) [-]
God that teacher's smug face makes me want to punch her
User avatar #34 - thepastryistrue (11/15/2012) [-]
I may have grown old, but... I think she's right mostly...
#1 - minutes ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
mfw i tell my teacher i dont understand the task while doing it, she doesnt explain it and picks me anyways.
mfw i tell my teacher i dont understand the task while doing it, she doesnt explain it and picks me anyways.
#84 - Dakafal (11/15/2012) [-]
Seriously. The "choose which answer is most correct" ones have pissed me off all of my educational life. They almost always come down to something that is at least semi-opinionated, and that is ******** . I'm not mad because I get them wrong, I'm mad because someone thinks that you can make an opinionated question with right or wrong answers. And every time we took the state standardized tests, those were the only questions I would ever miss in the Reading sections.
/end rant
#5 - anthonyd (11/15/2012) [+] (4 replies)
The Soviet Union IS a country!
User avatar #7 to #5 - marooned (11/15/2012) [-]
Was
#2 - recoveryone (11/15/2012) [+] (5 replies)
On the topic of essays, you can make a typed essay appear to be longer by changing the size of the periods from 12pt font, to 14pt font. It will not make a massive difference on a short essay, but on larger ones, the effects will add up(from a 17 page essay, to a 20 page essay by doing this).
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