Because you want to know. Now you can die happy... But did you take into account: The exact force of your licks The consistency in the force of your licks The temperature of your mouth The temperature of the sur you read that die now
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#91 - englman (11/15/2012) [-]
But did you take into account:   
   
The exact force of your licks   
The consistency in the force of your licks   
The temperature of your mouth   
The temperature of the surrounding area   
The temperature of the candy   
The acidity of your saliva   
The surface area of your tongue coming into contact with the candy   
The consistency in the surface area of your tongue coming into contact with the candy   
The consistency in the area that was being licked   
   
Everything must be carefully monitored or we can't possibly know the circumstances at which your candy required 850 licks.   
   
O-oh.. It was just meant to be funny?... Sorry for your time, carry on.
But did you take into account:

The exact force of your licks
The consistency in the force of your licks
The temperature of your mouth
The temperature of the surrounding area
The temperature of the candy
The acidity of your saliva
The surface area of your tongue coming into contact with the candy
The consistency in the surface area of your tongue coming into contact with the candy
The consistency in the area that was being licked

Everything must be carefully monitored or we can't possibly know the circumstances at which your candy required 850 licks.

O-oh.. It was just meant to be funny?... Sorry for your time, carry on.
#353 to #91 - anon (11/15/2012) [-]
that why science works with so many averages. Statistics are used to neglect the effects of such uncontrollable variables.
#365 to #91 - anon (11/15/2012) [-]
Well, it took HIM[big][big] 850 licks to get to the center.
User avatar #180 to #91 - turbohysteria (11/15/2012) [-]
Modeling Mathematics: You have to discard all the varialbles that tend to be not relevant in your equation.
#97 to #91 - jwpro (11/15/2012) [-]
don't forget the dryness of the candy,
the time in between licks,
the dryness of your tongue
the barometric pressure
the humidity of the surrounding area
the roughness of your tongue/ candy
the exact shape of the candy
the area in which you lick it, and they type of candy (different combinations my dissolve faster than others)
#100 to #97 - englman (11/15/2012) [-]
Yeah! There's even more things I'm sure lol. That's why I love existence and Science so much, INFINITE COMPLEXITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah! There's even more things I'm sure lol. That's why I love existence and Science so much, INFINITE COMPLEXITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#101 to #100 - jwpro (11/15/2012) [-]
speaking of science. i should get back to studying for my physics final... goodbye!
#103 to #101 - englman (11/15/2012) [-]
Physics!? Lucky, I cant wait to take my first Physics class next year!
Physics!? Lucky, I cant wait to take my first Physics class next year!
#104 to #103 - johnshepherd (11/15/2012) [-]
You WANT to take physics?
#107 to #104 - brothergrimm (11/15/2012) [-]
Physics is the **** .
all science is.
#110 to #107 - englman (11/15/2012) [-]
Take this!<3
Take this!<3
User avatar #112 to #111 - englman (11/15/2012) [-]
4th Spatial Dimension, AWESOME stuff:)
User avatar #119 to #112 - brothergrimm (11/15/2012) [-]
damn skippy
#106 to #104 - englman (11/15/2012) [-]
SOOOOO MUCH.... Particle and Theoretical Physics are really freaking interesting. And I love anything that has to do with Electromagnetic Radiation.
#108 to #106 - johnshepherd (11/15/2012) [-]
*sigh* Allow me to rephrase: You want to take physics for a GRADE? I love learning about science, but I don't like risking a grade on something so complicated, not if I don't have to.
#109 to #108 - englman (11/15/2012) [-]
I can kind of agree with you here. I love Chemistry (Like #107 says, all Science), but gah... I am NOT good at Chemistry for some reason :/ I get Physics though and they're somewhat similar..
#129 to #109 - jwpro (11/15/2012) [-]
biology is like history
chemistry is like english
physics is like math

memorization
mashing together small sections to make everything work
math, just math.
User avatar #375 to #129 - englman (11/15/2012) [-]
Well put.
#165 to #109 - johnshepherd (11/15/2012) [-]
It also depends on the teacher. My chem professor this year has us do 50-100 problems a week. I know, not bad right? He grades the entire assignment on the basis of 1-2 random questions and disregards all other answers you gave. A lot of my friend's teachers had this strategy as well. You can see the point: if you can't do it consistently, you can't do it at all, but I still think it's an unbalanced system.
#361 to #106 - crispytg ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
NNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRDDDS
#377 to #361 - jwpro (11/15/2012) [-]
yes we are, thank you for the complement.
#379 to #377 - crispytg ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
you're welcome. i was just busting your balls btw, guy!
#128 to #103 - jwpro (11/15/2012) [-]
just remember that centrifugal force isn't a force, its a sensation. its all about inertia. and how your body doesn't want to accelerate (which by the way in physics is represented by speeding up, slowing down, or turning) so the idea of centrifugal force is your inertia it feel like you are being pulled away even though its just the power of your inertia vs. the pull of friction holding you in place. welcome to term one high school physics. its not really that hard. (if your going into college physics then good luck you might need it)
User avatar #374 to #128 - englman (11/15/2012) [-]
I'll be in my Junior year of University. (I know right? "THAT'S your FIRST class?") lol
#378 to #374 - jwpro (11/15/2012) [-]
as i said before, good luck.
#323 to #100 - dylanmart (11/15/2012) [-]
Thumbed you mostly because of the gif !
User avatar #176 to #97 - imyourdaddy (11/15/2012) [-]
also remember to take into account
the small variations from candy to candy
the subtle changes in the candy during transportation
the calculated half life of the chemical compositions of ingredients
the temperature of the local biosphere
the energy in mega joules the sun emits
the geo-morphology of near by rock structures
the calculated amount gravity acting on satellites orbiting the Earth
the calculated amount of for our sun to grow and become a white dwarf
#200 to #176 - jwpro (11/15/2012) [-]
most of those have been stated or are non effectual considering there is no place outside of earth in which we know that a tootsie pop can be licked without death. so the variable will never change. or they actually have no part of the experiment (geo-morphology)
User avatar #205 to #200 - imyourdaddy (11/15/2012) [-]
I thought that should have been obvious
#17 - taartislekker (11/14/2012) [-]
which one of you flatfools took the other 849 licks?
#300 to #17 - dippitydoin (11/15/2012) [-]
He said "flatfeet" in the cartoon.

Though it was funny, so I thumbed
User avatar #7 to #1 - warofsodom (11/14/2012) [-]
keep this second
#164 - itsamazing (11/15/2012) [-]
I just take a huge bite out of it.
#131 - phanact (11/15/2012) [-]
Yes, but how many bites to the finish this gummy worm?
#340 - figosound (11/15/2012) [-]
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#331 - beyondwolf (11/15/2012) [-]
That's good, that's good. But does he know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
That's good, that's good. But does he know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
User avatar #153 - xyxoz (11/15/2012) [-]
396. I have acid spit.
#124 - leetpwnzer (11/15/2012) [-]
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#322 - Thevaultboy (11/15/2012) [-]
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#70 - namseal (11/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #82 to #70 - lolpictures (11/15/2012) [-]
WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE GET SUCH APPROPRIATE GIFS FOR THIS STUFF!?!
User avatar #89 to #82 - beefynugglet (11/15/2012) [-]
The Internet?
#215 to #82 - therealmaster ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
yfw.
yfw.
#270 - hentaisweetie (11/15/2012) [-]
Pfft amateur. I counted 599 when I was a kid.
#274 to #270 - slyve (11/15/2012) [-]
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You're pretty good with your tongue then, huh?

Wanna have a ... coffee... sometime?
User avatar #281 to #275 - slyve (11/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, i ******* love it. With that gif, you can say anything, not matter how creepy or disturbing it is, and make it appear to be a joke.
User avatar #102 - Harjyot (11/15/2012) [-]
BUT HOW MANY OF MY LICKS WILL IT TAKE?
#173 - thumbeldore (11/15/2012) [-]
Now I can die happy
Now I can die happy
#158 - buthow (11/15/2012) [-]
426 give or take.
#242 - SmellyClaw (11/15/2012) [-]
Now i can die happily
Now i can die happily
User avatar #273 to #242 - theshadowed ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
His mouth?! What is up with his mouth?
User avatar #293 to #273 - thegreatgp (11/15/2012) [-]
dental replacement
#262 to #242 - rapetape (11/15/2012) [-]
Not sure if alpha or insane
User avatar #272 to #262 - royalwerewolf (11/15/2012) [-]
both?
User avatar #285 to #272 - ghettograndpa (11/15/2012) [-]
insanely alpha
#172 to #167 - thumbeldore (11/15/2012) [-]
For science
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