Squirrel

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(11/14/2012)[-]

A story that my friend told me
>Be in Kindergarted
>Recess
>Find a rock and stuff it up my nose
>Stuff rock up too far, can't get it out
>Back in class
>Sudden urge to sneeze
>Biggest sneeze ever
>Rock goes flying out of nose
>Hits teacher in the back of the head
>Teacher has to go to the ER
>Best day ever.

#12 to #11 - krayon#102 on contentRank#102 [OP]

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(11/14/2012)[-]

your friend may have told you that, lets hope youre not stupid enough to believe it.

#14 to #12 - navac

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(11/14/2012)[-]

When are any of these true? Still a funny story.

#19 to #11 - arnoldbusk

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(11/14/2012)[-]

I stuffed a rock up my nose too when I was little.

My mom was crying for me to go to a doctor, but my dad was like "**** that ****. Give me a toothpick"

There was blood everywhere, but after 30 minutes of ruining my nose with the toothpick, he eventually got it out.

They still have it in a plastic back, alongside a nail I lost when I dad slammed the car door over my food. That is kind of gross now when I think about it.

#49 to #19 - Majestical

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(11/14/2012)[-]

That last part...I don't even...

(Enlarge for better view)

#51 to #49 - jothef

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(11/14/2012)[-]

Seriously, though they are

#79 to #49 - itsmewaffle

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(11/15/2012)[-]

I laughed at that more than I should have.

#57 to #49 - everyonesbuddy

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(11/14/2012)[-]

You're a funny one, you are

#48 to #19 - jothef

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(11/14/2012)[-]

I hope the food is okay now though?

#53 to #48 - arnoldbusk

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(11/14/2012)[-]

I accidentally the last sentence.

#236 to #19 - hookydoo

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(11/15/2012)[-]

in my life, Ive now lost one nail when in got hit with a sledge hammer, and a big toenail when I wrecked my bike and forced my toe into the pavement so hard the nail kind of popped off. Its never fun, and my toenails take about 10 months to grow back..

#80 to #19 - kasperninja

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(11/15/2012)[-]

I stuck a button up my nose when I was, like, 5. For preschool, we were told to write a story about a bag of buttons. One was stuck in my nose. Since we lived in townhouses, there was a doctor who lived a few houses down from us. Our whole complex can to me. The button was stuck...and good. I finally sneezed it out, and it landed in the doctor's hand.
MFW I sneezed it out.

#56 to #19 - shitshitshit#40 on commentsRank#40

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(11/14/2012)[-]

**** that ****. Give me a toothpick

and that's when **** got serious

#23 to #11 - wehaveyourkittens

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(11/14/2012)[-]

**wehaveyourkittens rolled a random image posted in comment #1263174 at Item Discussion **
something very simliar happened to me in Pre-K
>be in pre k
> dont want to sleep
> find lil pebbble on the carpet
> stuff in my nose like its thanksgiving
> cant get it out
>get sent to ER
> doctor tries to scoop it out.
> its way up my naval cavity
> has to do surgery
> go back to pre-k with scar
> everything stares and me,
> i become the most interesting thing since nintento

#69 to #23 - johnnyafire

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(11/14/2012)[-]

Similar story, I suppose
>Be 3 year old me.
>Stuff 2 Mardi Gras Necklace beads in my nose
>Can't get them out
>Panic a little
>Forget about it later
>Be 4 year old me
>Laugh so hard one of the beads I stuffed in a year ago shoots out
>ohgodwhy.jpg
>Throws it away
>Mom asks what that was in confusion
....Well ain't that some ****?

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#242 to #11 - roflstorm#174 on commentsRank#174

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(11/15/2012)[-]

Same thing happened to me, but instead of a rock, it was a gun, and instead of the teacher, it was a school.

#13 to #11 - sheperdofthestars

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(11/14/2012)[-]

10/10, would read again

#149 to #13 - illogicalkhan

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(11/15/2012)[-]

here a green thumb to you to make your day a little less ********

#273 to #13 - sheperdofthestars

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(11/15/2012)[-]

Why am I the only one with red thumbs?

#16 - yibble

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(11/14/2012)[-]

**yibble rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Gonna Get Weird ** mfw teacher screws up and blames me

#18 to #16 - lemonsixx

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(11/14/2012)[-]

nice.

#34 to #16 - velirosvo

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#22 to #16 - repugnantpug

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(11/14/2012)[-]

#27 - grimmwaters

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#32 to #27 - saltybanana

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(11/14/2012)[-]

is there a source to this gif?

#33 to #32 - mcfluffykins**User deleted account**

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(11/14/2012)[-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Ya6z-NlDo

enjoy

#40 to #33 - saltybanana

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(11/14/2012)[-]

gracias

#67 to #27 - cartridge

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(11/14/2012)[-]

Well I have weekend plans now.

#4 - waaw

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(11/14/2012)[-]

#97 - youcame

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(11/15/2012)[-]

Writes funny inappropriate sentence on the board

sends you to principles office for laughing

#35 - ICEDgrunge

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(11/14/2012)[-]

#42 - robodarkvision

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(11/14/2012)[-]

**robodarkvision rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at Never in my life was i ever so confused! ** Teacher's face when

#1 - kanatana

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(11/14/2012)[-]

I just laughed so hard I drooled a little bit. Red pandas for you, my friend.

#66 - AlphaQhard

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(11/14/2012)[-]

>7th grade english
>doing some sentences and ****
>sentence on the board as example
>"the pen is on the table" on the chalk board
>get asked to read outloud
>giggle and say "the penis on the table"
>teacher smiles, class laughs
funny day

#199 to #66 - anon id: 9ea386d0

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(11/15/2012)[-]

learning about sentences in 7th grade?