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Squirrel. True Story, thumb either way . Be in third grade Teacher writes sentence on hoard to correct is "The squirrel Jumped on a stump and cracked his nuts"

True Story, thumb either way

Be in third grade
Teacher writes sentence on hoard to correct
is "The squirrel Jumped on a stump and cracked
his nuts"
r: I burst out laughing
sent to principals office, teacher explains
r: Principal laughs and tells teacher to think
before she writes.

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Submitted:	11/14/2012

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#11 - navac (11/14/2012) [+] (19 replies)

A story that my friend told me
>Be in Kindergarted
>Recess
>Find a rock and stuff it up my nose
>Stuff rock up too far, can't get it out
>Back in class
>Sudden urge to sneeze
>Biggest sneeze ever
>Rock goes flying out of nose
>Hits teacher in the back of the head
>Teacher has to go to the ER
>Best day ever.

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#12 to #11 - krayon (11/14/2012) [-]

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your friend may have told you that, lets hope youre not stupid enough to believe it.

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#19 to #11 - arnoldbusk (11/14/2012) [-]

I stuffed a rock up my nose too when I was little.

My mom was crying for me to go to a doctor, but my dad was like " **** that **** . Give me a toothpick"

There was blood everywhere, but after 30 minutes of ruining my nose with the toothpick, he eventually got it out.

They still have it in a plastic back, alongside a nail I lost when I dad slammed the car door over my food. That is kind of gross now when I think about it.

I stuffed a rock up my nose too when I was little.

My mom was crying for me to go to a doctor, but my dad was like " **** that **** . Give me a toothpick"

There was blood everywhere, but after 30 minutes of ruining my nose with the toothpick, he eventually got it out.

They still have it in a plastic back, alongside a nail I lost when I dad slammed the car door over my food. That is kind of gross now when I think about it.

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#23 to #11 - wehaveyourkittens (11/14/2012) [-]

**wehaveyourkittens rolled a random image posted in comment #1263174 at Item Discussion **
something very simliar happened to me in Pre-K
>be in pre k
> dont want to sleep
> find lil pebbble on the carpet
> stuff in my nose like its thanksgiving
> cant get it out
>get sent to ER
> doctor tries to scoop it out.
> its way up my naval cavity
> has to do surgery
> go back to pre-k with scar
> everything stares and me,
> i become the most interesting thing since nintento

**wehaveyourkittens rolled a random image posted in comment #1263174 at Item Discussion **
something very simliar happened to me in Pre-K
>be in pre k
> dont want to sleep
> find lil pebbble on the carpet
> stuff in my nose like its thanksgiving
> cant get it out
>get sent to ER
> doctor tries to scoop it out.
> its way up my naval cavity
> has to do surgery
> go back to pre-k with scar
> everything stares and me,
> i become the most interesting thing since nintento

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#242 to #11 - roflstorm (11/15/2012) [-]

Same thing happened to me, but instead of a rock, it was a gun, and instead of the teacher, it was a school.

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#13 to #11 - sheperdofthestars (11/14/2012) [-]

10/10, would read again

10/10, would read again

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#16 - yibble (11/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)

**yibble rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Gonna Get Weird ** mfw teacher screws up and blames me

**yibble rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Gonna Get Weird ** mfw teacher screws up and blames me

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#27 - grimmwaters ONLINE (11/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)

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#4 - waaw (11/14/2012) [-]

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#97 - youcame (11/15/2012) [-]

Writes funny inappropriate sentence on the board

sends you to principles office for laughing

Writes funny inappropriate sentence on the board

sends you to principles office for laughing

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#35 - ICEDgrunge (11/14/2012) [-]

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#42 - robodarkvision (11/14/2012) [-]

**robodarkvision rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at Never in my life was i ever so confused! ** Teacher's face when

**robodarkvision rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at Never in my life was i ever so confused! ** Teacher's face when

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#1 - kanatana ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]

I just laughed so hard I drooled a little bit. Red pandas for you, my friend.

I just laughed so hard I drooled a little bit. Red pandas for you, my friend.

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#66 - AlphaQhard (11/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)

>7th grade english
>doing some sentences and ****
>sentence on the board as example
>"the pen is on the table" on the chalk board
>get asked to read outloud
>giggle and say "the penis on the table"
>teacher smiles, class laughs
funny day

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#44 - Awesomecarrot (11/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Why the **** would you send a kid to the principal's office for that?

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#206 - anonvon (11/15/2012) [+] (7 replies)

principle and student when the teacher complains

principle and student when the teacher complains

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#52 - gramernazi (11/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**gramernazi rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at God Patch notes ** Teacher's face when.

**gramernazi rolled a random image posted in comment #90 at God Patch notes ** Teacher's face when.

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#81 - kathuzada (11/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#37 - magidoof **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]

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#178 - bdowns (11/15/2012) [+] (19 replies)

Dubs decides what I say next

Dubs decides what I say next

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#184 to #178 - Harjyot (11/15/2012) [-]

**Harjyot rolls 33**
im tired of your **** , ******* fight me u name the location and everything.

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#179 to #178 - dragonock (11/15/2012) [-]

**dragonock rolls 53** phaget i bet u cnt lift

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#186 to #178 - greasynutsack (11/15/2012) [-]

**greasynutsack rolls 58** faget 1v1 ill wreck u kid

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#224 to #178 - breezykun (11/15/2012) [-]

**breezykun rolls 73** Onii-chan.. please don't lick me there.. that's where my pee comes out..!

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#185 to #178 - KevinPutt (11/15/2012) [-]

**KevinPutt rolls 26** out lft me. i dare u, btch!

**KevinPutt rolls 26** out lft me. i dare u, btch!

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#183 to #178 - ponyfcker (11/15/2012) [-]

**ponyfcker rolls 19** phaget i bet u cnt lift

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#182 to #178 - anonexplains (11/15/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 13** Bitch, my cock lifts more than you.

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#181 to #178 - anonexplains (11/15/2012) [-]

*roll 2
i bet u cnt lft mr thn 20 lbs

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#180 to #178 - BeardOfJesus (11/15/2012) [-]

**BeardOfJesus rolls 96** Because I'm going to murder your ******* parents.

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#158 - frysfrys (11/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)

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#252 - satexas (11/15/2012) [-]

What the hell, I think I can use this.

What the hell, I think I can use this.

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#58 - swagginbitchh (11/14/2012) [+] (14 replies)

**swagginbitchh rolled a random image posted in comment #1784451 at MLP Friendly Board ** Teachers face when.

**swagginbitchh rolled a random image posted in comment #1784451 at MLP Friendly Board ** Teachers face when.

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