Faith restored. Epic rap battles of history take famous people from different time periods, and they rap against each other. This one had Justin Bieber vs Beeth Epic rap battles
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Faith restored. Epic rap battles of history take famous people from different time periods, and they rap against each other. This one had Justin Bieber vs Beeth

Epic rap battles of history take famous people from different time periods, and they rap against each other. This one had Justin Bieber vs Beethoven, Beethoven clearly winning.

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Justin Ember vs Beethoven
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#2 - Hashenmier (11/14/2012) [-]
in the actual rap battle they did, bieber had one rather awesome line "here's some aspirin, you're catching bieber feaver tonight"

That said, almost every line that beethoven had was gold...

Sorry, I forgot I was on the internet for a second there
Hurr, durr, JB is a faget. huh huh he is a gay douche
User avatar #26 to #2 - dustyshane (11/14/2012) [-]
I don't know why people would hate on you for commended a good line, It's not like Beiber even actually said it or wrote it.
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User avatar #14 to #8 - TreesyDoesIt (11/14/2012) [-]
my favorite is "you want to trade blows? you can't even hit puberty."
User avatar #18 to #14 - musicaglory (11/14/2012) [-]
You wanna be a little white usher? Here! Show em to their seats!
User avatar #21 to #18 - maxismahname (11/14/2012) [-]
"MY NAME IS BEETHOVEN MOTHER ****** MAYBE YA HEARD O' ME!"
#24 to #21 - Rascal (11/14/2012) [-]
IVE CRAFTED MASTER PECIES THAT WILL LAST THOUGH OUT THE AGES YOUR MUSIC GETS YOU BITCHES ON YOUR FACE book PAGES
User avatar #56 to #24 - maxismahname (11/15/2012) [-]
I'M COMMITEN VERBAL MURDER IN THE MAJOR THIRD DEGREE!
User avatar #40 to #24 - jothef (11/14/2012) [-]
THIS
User avatar #23 to #21 - kayen (11/14/2012) [-]
''I would smack you, but in Germany we don't hit little girls'' was best by far.
User avatar #111 to #23 - musicaglory (11/15/2012) [-]
Pretty sure the best part was "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEpicrapbattlesofhistory!!!!!!!
#22 - thechosentroll (11/14/2012) [-]
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That's like a boxing match between Mike Tyson and a kid with cerebral paralysis. It's statistically impossible for Bethoven to lose.
User avatar #12 - bananarchy (11/14/2012) [-]
How does this restore your faith? 99% of the internet already hates Bieber in the first place.
User avatar #10 - sealofapproval (11/14/2012) [-]
too bad they arent voting for beethoven they are voting against bieber
#69 - Rascal (11/15/2012) [-]
Sit down, son And let me give you a music lesson
Ask Bach, I got more cock than Smith and Wesson
Never say Never? You’ll never be forgetting
I’ve crafted masterpieces hat will last throughout the ages
Your music gets you bitches on your Facebook pages
I’m committing verbal murder in the major third degree My name is Beethoven mother ******
Maybe you’ve heard of me
Not the Saint Bernard Version I’m the real O.G. You wanna trade blows? You can’t even hit puberty!

so yea, beethoven won
User avatar #76 to #69 - sterlingarcher (11/15/2012) [-]
Clearly, all though Bieber had one good line.
Something along the lines of, " Your own music made you deaf" I lol'd
User avatar #88 to #76 - wrpen ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
"I got kim kardashian in my bed backstage
when's the last time your music got anybody laid
I got a concert in five so there's not much time left
(girly laugh)
what else can I say? Your own music made you deaf."
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User avatar #36 to #35 - gramernazi ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
Actually I'm surprised he didn't get 100%. Beethoven clearly won.
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#43 to #38 - Rascal (11/14/2012) [-]
One mistake. It was obviously the eagle that won that one.
User avatar #68 to #43 - usmcoorah (11/15/2012) [-]
Yeah Lincoln raped major face.
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User avatar #39 to #35 - frozo (11/14/2012) [-]
Beethoven had better lines. I liked the entire "I'm committing verbal murder" part.

I don't judge on person. I judge on lines.
User avatar #47 to #39 - Hreidmar (11/14/2012) [-]
As a composer myself, I can say that part was particularly clever because Beethoven did indeed write many pieces where a minor section would transition into a major one in the III (Major 3rd) degree. It wasn't a common practice at the time, so while it wasn't entirely revolutionary, it was a trademark of sorts of Beethoven's (particularly noticeable in the Andantes of the 3rd and 7th symphonies)
User avatar #42 - smlsbrgnbrgn (11/14/2012) [-]
"I would slap you but in Germany we don't hit little girls"
User avatar #25 - stallwallwriter (11/14/2012) [-]
I find in those raps there's always one of the guys who seems angry as **** . He's my favourite, although I keep expecting him to have an aneurysm mid-battle.
#28 - embryon (11/14/2012) [-]
I'd slap you, but in Germany we don't hit little girls :D
#29 to #28 - thisnameisnowtaken (11/14/2012) [-]
and im glad im deaf, so i cant hear that peice of **** my world
User avatar #71 - razorhawkzor (11/15/2012) [-]
Where can I even see the results for most of their battles?
User avatar #115 to #71 - bersrker (11/15/2012) [-]
You need to login to view this link

you can also vote if you have facebook
User avatar #13 - Twistolime (11/14/2012) [-]
The one with Dr. Suess and Shakespeare is the best
User avatar #32 to #13 - lolfire (11/14/2012) [-]
...How you gonna battle with the cat in the hat.
#30 to #13 - thisnameisnowtaken (11/14/2012) [-]
darth vader and hitler, so good they made a second one
User avatar #11 - occamsrazor (11/14/2012) [-]
Oh the Mac PC one is amazing lol
#83 - Rascal (11/15/2012) [-]
The very fact that someone, somewhere decided that Beethoven vs Justin Bieber was a good match-up clearly shows that humanity is far from being restored.

Next up, Lil' Wayne vs Shakesphere.
User avatar #85 to #83 - lorddarkskull (11/15/2012) [-]
actually it was dr seuss and shakespeare
User avatar #91 - Snookbone (11/15/2012) [-]
There is far more sex, crime, violence and infidelity in opera than in rap.

Also, you heard Bieber's "love" songs?
Go hear "Ich grolle nicht" from Schumann's "Dichterliebe". Pure, heart-wrenching, bittersweet emotion.

I listen to many genres of music and I love loads of popular stuff, but for me, classical is the best in terms of what it conveys, hands down.
User avatar #96 to #91 - ManInKilt (11/15/2012) [-]
thank god, someone else eith musical sense.
operas ftw
User avatar #86 - rasberryassassin (11/15/2012) [-]
Fun fact: During one of Beethoven's concerts a noble man talked and beethoven stopped playing and said "for such pigs I do not play".
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User avatar #90 to #87 - shogg (11/15/2012) [-]
He wasnt always deaf you know.
Geez
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#98 to #92 - ManInKilt (11/15/2012) [-]
he...wasn't...always....deaf.... ******** .
User avatar #95 to #92 - ilovesalad (11/15/2012) [-]
he wasn't always deaf the whole time he was famous either
User avatar #94 to #92 - shogg (11/15/2012) [-]
How do you get famous?
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#103 to #99 - symphonyofspecters ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
The red thumbs are strong in this one...
User avatar #73 - lankanboy (11/15/2012) [-]
My faith hasn't be restored

5.9% say Justin Beiber won :(
User avatar #114 to #73 - bersrker (11/15/2012) [-]
12 year old girls
User avatar #84 - bme (11/15/2012) [-]
that 5.9% still makes me wonder
User avatar #112 to #84 - bersrker (11/15/2012) [-]
girls....12 year old girls...
#34 - odonnell (11/14/2012) [-]
Hue. Hue.
All these people complaining about Justin Bieber and I'm just sitting here being Scottish.

Even when the news tabloids had a ********* about him leaving Scotland out of his "UK" tour and starting a facebook campaign for his "Army of Fans" to bring him here. He still left out his whole 156 Scottish fans. I personally find this hilarious since more people queue up to laugh at the drunk guy fall off the bus at 3 in the morning.
#33 - lolfire (11/14/2012) [-]
The new one;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHCyaJS4Cbs

The best line in it is easily "I'd beat you in round two, but that'd be unbelievable, no one in your family ever lives to see a sequel"
User avatar #79 to #33 - iwanttousenumbers (11/15/2012) [-]
I ******* died when I heard that part
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