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Overheard on the VHF Guard (emergency)
frequency 121. 5 allert while flying from Europe
to Dubai:
main Air Defense Site: "Unknown aircraft, are
n re in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself."
lfm. Dmitri",' P,' lla, is a United States aircraft. ii am in
airspace."
if Defense Site: "You are In
inplace. If you do not depart our airspace,
Lal' will launch interceptor aircraft."
craft: "This is a United States Marine
erps lighter. Send ‘em up. I' ll wait."
r, Defense Site: [silence]
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#8 - thirteenthdoctor
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(11/14/2012) [-]
DUR HUR
IN MURICA WE HAVE BIG GUNS WHICH MEANS WE CAN BULLY THE REST OF THE WORLD AND BRING THEM DEMOCRACY WITH OUR FIREPOWER

HUR DUR

MURICA **** YEAH.
#33 to #8 - mynameisgeorge
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HURR DURR I'M FROM EUROPE AND I'M PISSED THAT WE LOST WORLD SUPERPOWER STATUS SO I JUST SIT AND BITCH ABOUT AMERICA AND TAKE OVERUSED STEREOTYPES IN AN EFFORT TO BE ABLE TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR WITHOUT VOMITING OVER MY CONTINENT'S UTTER FAILURE TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF THE WORLD

I'M ALSO PISSED THAT WE LITERALLY FOLLOW AMERICA TO EVERY WAR AND COPY THEIR SOCIETY TO THE LETTER

Pic related, it's Europe's pathetic attempt to become America (other than the EU), by copying the worst we have to offer.
#38 to #33 - fennoswede
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User avatar #47 to #33 - robbiemcbiscuit
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(11/14/2012) [-]
good god man, don't compare Geordie shore the rest of Europe
User avatar #30 to #8 - zzforrest
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(11/14/2012) [-]
DUR HUR
IN UROP AND ANY PLACE ELSE WE HAVE BIG FAGGOTS WHICH MEANS THAT THIRTEENTHDOCTOR CAN BE AN ASS TO AMERICA BECAUSE HE IS AN ASS
HUR DUR
UROP FUG YA
User avatar #42 to #8 - Mahazama
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Damn right we can. Go back to your Eurozone collapse and arab takeover.
#11 to #8 - anon id: d4eadb74
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Damn straight feget!
#48 to #8 - notevenmad
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first off, i'm not gonna type like a dumbass (which by the way, isn't funny at all unless you're a 10 year old internet newfag who "lols" at this kind of unfunny stuff)    
   
second, i think you're just mad because you're non-american beta who gets mad at the U.S for having a fantastic military. let me guess, you're european? well in case you forgot, we're your allies. WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM. If you guys get into it with another country and it starts a war, you guys are gonna come crawling up to us on your knees begging us to come help you out.    
   
Third, explain how we bully the rest of the world? We help a lot of people. don't bring up the wars with al queda because they're gonna stop at nothing to bring terror to the u.s. Sure , you see "innocent" women and children getting bombed by our military, but those are most likely the woman and children you see throwing rocks at military soldiers, or the ones that grow up to kill more innocent americans.     
   
I hope your country goes to war, and i would love to watch you beg at our feet to get you out of it. Then maybe, you'll have some more god damn respect for your allies.
first off, i'm not gonna type like a dumbass (which by the way, isn't funny at all unless you're a 10 year old internet newfag who "lols" at this kind of unfunny stuff)

second, i think you're just mad because you're non-american beta who gets mad at the U.S for having a fantastic military. let me guess, you're european? well in case you forgot, we're your allies. WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM. If you guys get into it with another country and it starts a war, you guys are gonna come crawling up to us on your knees begging us to come help you out.

Third, explain how we bully the rest of the world? We help a lot of people. don't bring up the wars with al queda because they're gonna stop at nothing to bring terror to the u.s. Sure , you see "innocent" women and children getting bombed by our military, but those are most likely the woman and children you see throwing rocks at military soldiers, or the ones that grow up to kill more innocent americans.

I hope your country goes to war, and i would love to watch you beg at our feet to get you out of it. Then maybe, you'll have some more god damn respect for your allies.
User avatar #93 to #48 - thirteenthdoctor
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>Implying I'm not American
User avatar #64 to #48 - randomserb
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Let me stress that your point of view is extremely biased towards America, and you don't know your history very well.
Being in the NATO isn't being on the same team. It's lending part of your military to America.
The US funded arms for the Iraqi government and Saddam Hussein before going to war with them, and the same goes for the taliban. Take the taliban, who were funded to resist against the then Russian regime. Once the Russians left, the taliban took over and the US then decided that they didn't like this.
Lol my country got bombed by the US and the NATO in '99 for endangering civil rights. Civilian buildings were specifically targeted and people died.
The US military brings more harm and disorder to countries it goes to war with than it does peace.
#70 to #48 - anon id: 9ef1b74c
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throwing rocks at soldiers= getting bombed.
K.
User avatar #79 to #70 - notevenmad
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you're a dumbass. it's the act.
User avatar #92 to #48 - Mahazama
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(11/15/2012) [-]
They'll wished they had been nicer to us when they're getting ****** in the ass by the Chinese.
#40 to #8 - awesomanium
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The replies to this comment.
User avatar #29 to #8 - oosime
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Too bad it's a fake story.
#43 to #8 - switchblayde
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#24 to #8 - schmitty
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Well yea, obviously.
#7 - grogovic
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(11/14/2012) [-]
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And then he died.
#27 - lickmygenitals
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(11/14/2012) [-]
HFW
User avatar #22 - bananarchy
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And then they shot him down for being retarded
#4 - Stan Marsh
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#51 to #4 - infested
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And then the Canadians moved their lighthouse

AMERICA
User avatar #10 to #4 - bulletcatcher
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Ah, the original repost. This story actually dates back to the '60s, with different battleships used and Irish and English instead of Canadian and American respectively.

The more you know.
User avatar #36 to #10 - basicargentinian
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It's actually between a US ship and a spanish lighthouse.



The more you actually know.
#81 to #36 - Stan Marsh
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I posted it for the enjoyment of others its the only version i have seen.
User avatar #95 to #81 - basicargentinian
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(11/15/2012) [-]
I commented with the best intentions, this is an actual story, I aren't sure about the time, but there was indeed such an event.
#1 - guanyu
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(11/13/2012) [-]
A-10 Thunderbolt
It's not a plane with a gun. It's gun with a plane. Just saying.
User avatar #2 to #1 - mahjimmiesarusslin
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the power behind this flying gun is insane
#3 to #1 - qqqqqqqqq
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(11/14/2012) [-]
HOW TO BUILD AN A-10
1. get a gun,
"hows this?"
bigger gun
"what about this one?"
still need a bigger one
"this one is huge!"
BIGGER GODDAMNIT!
"jesus! its the size of a small car!"
good, step 2, slap that bitch on a solid steel bathtub
"like this?"
NO!, on the bottom you moron!
"but where are we going to put the landing gear?"
idk? off to the side?, gun more important
step 3, add some wings
"so it can fly, right?"
NO! so it can CARRY MORE BOMBS!
step 4, attach a jet engine
you know what? **** it, add another one... for good measure
"this doesn't even look like a plane"
Who cares what it looks like whens its descending from the heavens spouting 30mm death at god knows how many per minute
(every time i see something a-10 related i have to post this)
User avatar #9 to #3 - AcidFlux
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This thing is an amazing beast. First deployed in 1972, still in service (with modifications) today. Forty years later, it still has performs a vital role on the battlefield. And predictions are that it will still be in use as of 2040.

This is an example of something that was built right the first time.
#53 to #3 - infested
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That gun cannot fire at the maximum rate in that plane

The kickback is so large it would stall the plane
#14 - rarityrarityrarity
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(11/14/2012) [-]
But then.
User avatar #31 to #14 - julesv
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That was a bad video.
#5 - ballerfifteen
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(11/14/2012) [-]
what the Iranians send up
what the Iranians send up
User avatar #19 - backlash
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(11/14/2012) [-]
this is exactly why Americans are hated. imagine you are walking through a doorway, a really big guy gets in your way. "Um... excuse me please?" you ask, he replies, "Haha **** off you little dickhead I'm bigger than you."...'nuff said
#21 to #19 - gritsreborn **User deleted account**
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User avatar #45 to #21 - zallaz
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That's pretty much it.

I'm English and I know several American people, and I can honestly say that they're no different to anyone from any other country. What people don't understand is that no matter how many stupid, fat American people are portrayed in the media, the majority of Americans are normal by our standards.
#65 to #45 - anon id: 68ceea9d
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the majority of yanks voted for bush TWICE and over 50 millions voted for romney this time, that's sounds like alot of idiots for one country to me
#46 to #45 - madoc
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Well... Over 50 million of them voted for Romney... So there is some truth to americans being retarded...
User avatar #54 to #46 - mylazy
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Was it necessary to bring politics like that in? I feel like anyone who says that is looking for an argument.
User avatar #60 to #46 - fauxshores
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Because Romney is so BAD HURR DURR.

**** off. He was a pretty ******* decent candidate if you ask me. Better for the country then Obama.
User avatar #41 - theoriginalbastard
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(11/14/2012) [-]
You know what they say... Don't **** with a Hornet.