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Marines

Overheard on the VHF Guard (emergency)
frequency 121. 5 allert while flying from Europe
to Dubai:
main Air Defense Site: "Unknown aircraft, are
n re in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself."
lfm. Dmitri",' P,' lla, is a United States aircraft. ii am in
airspace."
if Defense Site: "You are In
inplace. If you do not depart our airspace,
Lal' will launch interceptor aircraft."
craft: "This is a United States Marine
erps lighter. Send ‘em up. I' ll wait."
r, Defense Site: [silence]
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#7 - grogovic (11/14/2012) [-]
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And then he died.
#14 - rarityrarityrarity (11/14/2012) [-]
But then.
User avatar #31 to #14 - julesv (11/14/2012) [-]
That was a bad video.
#51 to #4 - infested (11/14/2012) [-]
And then the Canadians moved their lighthouse

AMERICA
User avatar #10 to #4 - bulletcatcher (11/14/2012) [-]
Ah, the original repost. This story actually dates back to the '60s, with different battleships used and Irish and English instead of Canadian and American respectively.

The more you know.
User avatar #36 to #10 - basicargentinian (11/14/2012) [-]
It's actually between a US ship and a spanish lighthouse.



The more you actually know.
#81 to #36 - Stan Marsh (11/14/2012) [-]
I posted it for the enjoyment of others its the only version i have seen.
User avatar #95 to #81 - basicargentinian (11/15/2012) [-]
I commented with the best intentions, this is an actual story, I aren't sure about the time, but there was indeed such an event.
#8 - thirteenthdoctor (11/14/2012) [-]
DUR HUR
IN MURICA WE HAVE BIG GUNS WHICH MEANS WE CAN BULLY THE REST OF THE WORLD AND BRING THEM DEMOCRACY WITH OUR FIREPOWER

HUR DUR

MURICA **** YEAH.
User avatar #42 to #8 - Mahazama (11/14/2012) [-]
Damn right we can. Go back to your Eurozone collapse and arab takeover.
User avatar #30 to #8 - zzforrest (11/14/2012) [-]
DUR HUR
IN UROP AND ANY PLACE ELSE WE HAVE BIG FAGGOTS WHICH MEANS THAT THIRTEENTHDOCTOR CAN BE AN ASS TO AMERICA BECAUSE HE IS AN ASS
HUR DUR
UROP FUG YA
#33 to #8 - mynameisgeorge ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
HURR DURR I'M FROM EUROPE AND I'M PISSED THAT WE LOST WORLD SUPERPOWER STATUS SO I JUST SIT AND BITCH ABOUT AMERICA AND TAKE OVERUSED STEREOTYPES IN AN EFFORT TO BE ABLE TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR WITHOUT VOMITING OVER MY CONTINENT'S UTTER FAILURE TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF THE WORLD

I'M ALSO PISSED THAT WE LITERALLY FOLLOW AMERICA TO EVERY WAR AND COPY THEIR SOCIETY TO THE LETTER

Pic related, it's Europe's pathetic attempt to become America (other than the EU), by copying the worst we have to offer.
User avatar #47 to #33 - robbiemcbiscuit ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
good god man, don't compare Geordie shore the rest of Europe
#11 to #8 - John Cena (11/14/2012) [-]
Damn straight feget!
#48 to #8 - notevenmad (11/14/2012) [-]
first off, i'm not gonna type like a dumbass (which by the way, isn't funny at all unless you're a 10 year old internet newfag who "lols" at this kind of unfunny stuff)    
   
second, i think you're just mad because you're non-american beta who gets mad at the U.S for having a fantastic military. let me guess, you're european? well in case you forgot, we're your allies. WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM. If you guys get into it with another country and it starts a war, you guys are gonna come crawling up to us on your knees begging us to come help you out.    
   
Third, explain how we bully the rest of the world? We help a lot of people. don't bring up the wars with al queda because they're gonna stop at nothing to bring terror to the u.s. Sure , you see "innocent" women and children getting bombed by our military, but those are most likely the woman and children you see throwing rocks at military soldiers, or the ones that grow up to kill more innocent americans.     
   
I hope your country goes to war, and i would love to watch you beg at our feet to get you out of it. Then maybe, you'll have some more god damn respect for your allies.
first off, i'm not gonna type like a dumbass (which by the way, isn't funny at all unless you're a 10 year old internet newfag who "lols" at this kind of unfunny stuff)

second, i think you're just mad because you're non-american beta who gets mad at the U.S for having a fantastic military. let me guess, you're european? well in case you forgot, we're your allies. WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM. If you guys get into it with another country and it starts a war, you guys are gonna come crawling up to us on your knees begging us to come help you out.

Third, explain how we bully the rest of the world? We help a lot of people. don't bring up the wars with al queda because they're gonna stop at nothing to bring terror to the u.s. Sure , you see "innocent" women and children getting bombed by our military, but those are most likely the woman and children you see throwing rocks at military soldiers, or the ones that grow up to kill more innocent americans.

I hope your country goes to war, and i would love to watch you beg at our feet to get you out of it. Then maybe, you'll have some more god damn respect for your allies.
User avatar #93 to #48 - thirteenthdoctor (11/15/2012) [-]
>Implying I'm not American
#70 to #48 - John Cena (11/14/2012) [-]
throwing rocks at soldiers= getting bombed.
K.
User avatar #79 to #70 - notevenmad (11/14/2012) [-]
you're a dumbass. it's the act.
User avatar #64 to #48 - randomserb (11/14/2012) [-]
Let me stress that your point of view is extremely biased towards America, and you don't know your history very well.
Being in the NATO isn't being on the same team. It's lending part of your military to America.
The US funded arms for the Iraqi government and Saddam Hussein before going to war with them, and the same goes for the taliban. Take the taliban, who were funded to resist against the then Russian regime. Once the Russians left, the taliban took over and the US then decided that they didn't like this.
Lol my country got bombed by the US and the NATO in '99 for endangering civil rights. Civilian buildings were specifically targeted and people died.
The US military brings more harm and disorder to countries it goes to war with than it does peace.
User avatar #92 to #48 - Mahazama (11/15/2012) [-]
They'll wished they had been nicer to us when they're getting ****** in the ass by the Chinese.
#40 to #8 - awesomanium (11/14/2012) [-]
The replies to this comment.
#24 to #8 - schmitty (11/14/2012) [-]
Well yea, obviously.
User avatar #29 to #8 - oosime (11/14/2012) [-]
Too bad it's a fake story.
#1 - guanyu (11/13/2012) [-]
A-10 Thunderbolt
It's not a plane with a gun. It's gun with a plane. Just saying.
User avatar #2 to #1 - mahjimmiesarusslin (11/14/2012) [-]
the power behind this flying gun is insane
#3 to #1 - qqqqqqqqq ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
HOW TO BUILD AN A-10
1. get a gun,
"hows this?"
bigger gun
"what about this one?"
still need a bigger one
"this one is huge!"
BIGGER GODDAMNIT!
"jesus! its the size of a small car!"
good, step 2, slap that bitch on a solid steel bathtub
"like this?"
NO!, on the bottom you moron!
"but where are we going to put the landing gear?"
idk? off to the side?, gun more important
step 3, add some wings
"so it can fly, right?"
NO! so it can CARRY MORE BOMBS!
step 4, attach a jet engine
you know what? **** it, add another one... for good measure
"this doesn't even look like a plane"
Who cares what it looks like whens its descending from the heavens spouting 30mm death at god knows how many per minute
(every time i see something a-10 related i have to post this)
User avatar #9 to #3 - AcidFlux (11/14/2012) [-]
This thing is an amazing beast. First deployed in 1972, still in service (with modifications) today. Forty years later, it still has performs a vital role on the battlefield. And predictions are that it will still be in use as of 2040.

This is an example of something that was built right the first time.
#53 to #3 - infested (11/14/2012) [-]
That gun cannot fire at the maximum rate in that plane

The kickback is so large it would stall the plane
#5 - ballerfifteen (11/14/2012) [-]
what the Iranians send up
what the Iranians send up
User avatar #22 - bananarchy (11/14/2012) [-]
And then they shot him down for being retarded
#15 - John Cena (11/14/2012) [-]
Fake. This is a re-hash of an equally fake exchange between the USS Enterprise and .... X

"X" Attention unidentified craft, you are within 2 miles, change course to 195

"USS Enterprise" This is the USS Enterprise, a United States Navy vessel, with 6 support craft and over 100,000kg of ordnance. YOU CHANGE COURSE.

"X" This is a lighthouse, your call.
#32 to #15 - ucanttouchthis (11/14/2012) [-]
That X was the lighthouse in Cape Finisterre,in Spain,
and there's even a recording of it
#18 to #15 - John Cena (11/14/2012) [-]
enterprise? what is this, star trek?
#37 to #18 - nimba (11/14/2012) [-]
Well I liked it
User avatar #41 - theoriginalbastard (11/14/2012) [-]
You know what they say... Don't **** with a Hornet.
User avatar #19 - backlash (11/14/2012) [-]
this is exactly why Americans are hated. imagine you are walking through a doorway, a really big guy gets in your way. "Um... excuse me please?" you ask, he replies, "Haha **** off you little dickhead I'm bigger than you."...'nuff said
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User avatar #45 to #21 - zallaz (11/14/2012) [-]
That's pretty much it.

I'm English and I know several American people, and I can honestly say that they're no different to anyone from any other country. What people don't understand is that no matter how many stupid, fat American people are portrayed in the media, the majority of Americans are normal by our standards.
#46 to #45 - madoc (11/14/2012) [-]
Well... Over 50 million of them voted for Romney... So there is some truth to americans being retarded...
User avatar #54 to #46 - mylazy (11/14/2012) [-]
Was it necessary to bring politics like that in? I feel like anyone who says that is looking for an argument.
User avatar #60 to #46 - fauxshores ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
Because Romney is so BAD HURR DURR.

**** off. He was a pretty ******* decent candidate if you ask me. Better for the country then Obama.
#65 to #45 - John Cena (11/14/2012) [-]
the majority of yanks voted for bush TWICE and over 50 millions voted for romney this time, that's sounds like alot of idiots for one country to me
#44 - ninjabadger ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #13 - digdan (11/14/2012) [-]
Wait until a heat seeker flies.
User avatar #28 to #13 - oosime (11/14/2012) [-]
Flares
User avatar #49 to #28 - digdan (11/14/2012) [-]
Its a countries defense system, I guarantee they have more
#58 to #49 - captnpl ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
Heat seekers don't work surface to air, because they tend to fly towards the sun.
User avatar #78 to #58 - digdan (11/14/2012) [-]
Well... Again, it is a countries defense system, they have ways to take down assholes like that lol
#12 - gatecrasher (11/14/2012) [-]
propaganda ftw
#71 - morstactica (11/14/2012) [-]
Oh boy, let's hate the United States.   
Okay, Cya. Every time you discriminate against Americans you just makes yourself look like you have little man syndrome. Shut up andlaugh at the humor, and carry on.   
Jesus.   
You all are worse than any Americans I've met.
Oh boy, let's hate the United States.
Okay, Cya. Every time you discriminate against Americans you just makes yourself look like you have little man syndrome. Shut up andlaugh at the humor, and carry on.
Jesus.
You all are worse than any Americans I've met.
#77 to #71 - telamatoes (11/14/2012) [-]
I've been looking for this gif, thank you.
#80 to #77 - morstactica (11/14/2012) [-]
No problem
#73 to #71 - boeka (11/14/2012) [-]
Fuk yu country americunt.

MFW when i read youre ****

Oh god this is gonna get a lot of hate
#74 to #73 - morstactica (11/14/2012) [-]
Yeah but why you mad tho


Why do I have this?..
User avatar #52 - randomserb (11/14/2012) [-]
And then he died.
User avatar #61 - dipshitz (11/14/2012) [-]
'Merica

nuff said
User avatar #50 - blahness (11/14/2012) [-]
i can tell that whoever made this post is an americunt

imagine something like this happening in your house:
Robber storms in. you tell them to leave. he doesnt.
you take out a knife. he takes out a gun.
you sit there and watch him rob your house.

this is what this picture implies
******* americunts thinking they're in the best country in the world and can bully anybody else because they have more weaponry.
#55 to #50 - telamatoes (11/14/2012) [-]
We intimidate and manipulate to avoid conflict. Believe it or not, it works.
#62 to #55 - John Cena (11/14/2012) [-]
you intimidate, doesn't work then you invade, then you get intimidated by the people you invaded
#76 to #62 - telamatoes (11/14/2012) [-]
We invade when we need to, and we never invade without justification. If you ever go to Iraq or Afghanistan ask the people there how they feel about the american forces on the ground. I will bet good money that they will say positive things about us. Also, don't hide behind anonymity. If you're going insult someone, people deserve to know who is doing the insulting.
#57 to #50 - John Cena (11/14/2012) [-]
dude, no one likes people like you. come off it mate.
User avatar #69 to #50 - fareyt (11/14/2012) [-]
How can you know for sure that the Marine wasn't in Iraqi airspace? All you have is the word of the Iranians and the word of the marine.

Also why are you defending the Iranians?
Their president Ahmadinejad is a ******* idiot and a Holocaust denier. He has his whole country brain washed into hating western society.
User avatar #75 to #69 - blahness (11/14/2012) [-]
FIrst of all, point out ONCE where i suggested ANYTHING about the aircraft or where he was. I wasnt even talking about the plane and could care less about where he was. Also, i know he wasn't in iraqi airspace because the post ******* says iranian air defense site.

secondly, i wasn't defending the iranians. i was going agains the creator of this post, who thinks america can do whatever they want because they have superior weaponry
User avatar #82 to #75 - fareyt (11/14/2012) [-]
Alright.... Imagine a cop walking around in between your house and your neighbors because you have had problems with thieves or something similar, and your neighbor goes out to the cop a tells him to get off his property or he'll beat the cop up, and the cop says alright.

Also the USA can do whatever they want when their minding their own business unlike the Iranians, also if the Iranians do want to stick their nose where it doesn't belong it probably deserves to get punched.
User avatar #84 to #82 - blahness (11/14/2012) [-]
also, minding their own business?
since when can you fly jets and assign armies to other countries and call it minding your own business?
User avatar #88 to #84 - fareyt (11/15/2012) [-]
Uhh, they were harboring a terrorist group and there was information of them creating banned weapons of mass destruction? The same terrorist group that happen to be flying airplanes into american skyscrapers.
User avatar #90 to #88 - blahness (11/15/2012) [-]
im sure the terrorists flied into those skyscrapers because they just hate american freedom and democracy so much
thats why you see the terrorists flying planes into every other country's skyscrapers
im sure the US putting armies into iraq and iran had absolutely nothing to do with the terrorist attack
im sure there are no other countries in the world that produces weapons of mass destruction, including the US, china, india, pakistan, russia, and north korea. especially the US and north korea
User avatar #91 to #90 - fareyt (11/15/2012) [-]
Btw Have you heard of 9/11? Thats more or less why the US sent armies into Iraq. They have no armies in Iran.
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User avatar #83 to #82 - blahness (11/14/2012) [-]
Alright, first of all you are assuming that america is the authority figure here, dictating law and monitoring everybody to make sure they're following what the cop thinks is right. Believe it or not, other countries have different law systems than america.

Also, imagine it the other way around. assume some iraq plane flew into canada, the neighbor of america, as iraq is the neighbor of iran. america says: you are in american airspace. divert your path or we will shoot you down. plane says: i am in CANADIAN airspace, and i won't divert my course.

guess what'll happen?
the plane will get shot down.
User avatar #85 to #83 - fareyt (11/15/2012) [-]
Going with precedents

You need to login to view this link -july/

If you are too lazy to read that a quick summery is Russian bombers with nuclear capabilities entered us airspace and was escorted home by us airplanes. 0 shot downness.
User avatar #86 to #85 - blahness (11/15/2012) [-]
did you even read what i just typed?
i said in the case that iraq airplanes DENIED to leave the airspace
you think the US would just sit and watch if the russian bomber denied to leave the airspace?
also, in the post, the iranian airforce couldn't do anything because they had inferior firepower. Russians left because they know that nobody would be happy if russia started a war with the US. however the US can easily overpower iran or iraq if they started a war.
#23 - tkuja (11/14/2012) [-]
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#87 to #23 - frysandaburger (11/15/2012) [-]
While not relevant, that roll remains for all to see as awesome.
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