Tumblr.. Oh, tumblr... when i' m married my partner and i will have: morning sex afternoon sex dinner sex after meal sex i made pancakes sex good morning sex th
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when i' m married my partner and i will have:
morning sex
afternoon sex
dinner sex
after meal sex
i made pancakes sex
good morning sex
they kids are at school sex
shower sex
bored sex
make up sex
break up sex
obama won sex
romney lost sex
monday sex
tuesday sex
wednesday sex
thursday sex
friday sex
saturday sex
sunday sex
there is nothing on N sex
i love you sex
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User avatar #14 - dehymenator (11/14/2012) [-]
His ass is going to be very sore.
#2 - TastyBurger (11/14/2012) [-]
What about butt sex?
What about butt sex?
#10 - Marcelaluv (11/14/2012) [-]
yeah right...
yeah right...
User avatar #32 to #10 - turretbuddy ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
Sauce?
#36 to #32 - anon (11/14/2012) [-]
Ricky Gervais show
#7 - nionnen (11/14/2012) [-]
Some of those are taken from the best show ever.
User avatar #22 to #7 - vikingfaen (11/14/2012) [-]
And that is your opinion.
#26 to #22 - anon (11/14/2012) [-]
Well done for pointing that out. Here, have a sticker.
#13 to #7 - anonymoose (11/14/2012) [-]
Can't remember Dexter ever mentioning different kinds of sex.
#19 to #7 - hudspud (11/14/2012) [-]
I don't care about this show but **** its fans for thumbing down Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones and Dexter.

Red thumbs, my anus is prepared
#16 to #7 - tolnes (11/14/2012) [-]
Ehm*
User avatar #9 - obesefury (11/14/2012) [-]
But... What about I made bacon sex?
#24 - draxdiesel (11/14/2012) [-]
i think your expectation of marriage is just a little bit optimistic
#3 - dollydagger (11/14/2012) [-]
<--- related
#1 - shadysoul (11/14/2012) [-]
- Angry tentacle rape sex
User avatar #4 to #1 - gnorfell (11/14/2012) [-]
- Apple Maps sent us the wrong way again... sex
User avatar #38 - thenewgizmobox (11/14/2012) [-]
i read that as "me and my panther"
in my opinion it made it a lot funnier
User avatar #18 - itwasntnsfw (11/14/2012) [-]
What if you and you're girlfriend are already planning on making the house a secret sex house?
User avatar #17 - tomhefailin (11/14/2012) [-]
a cheetoh fell in your lap and i went to go get it and just sort of went for it sex
oh, thanks for ruining our 6 month anniversary
you got me a bag of cheetohs
User avatar #8 - soulstealerr (11/14/2012) [-]
You spelled single wrong.
#40 - catblaster (11/18/2012) [-]
well.. ONTO THE NEXT POST
User avatar #39 - rufless (11/14/2012) [-]
the tumblr girl is probably a

-9.9x10^17 out of 10 .
probably. maybe. if she's a girl

otherwise I wouldn't mind marrying this girl D:
#28 - wonderfulnonsense (11/14/2012) [-]
Yeah. You say that now.
User avatar #29 to #28 - endface (11/14/2012) [-]
I was going to say the same thing. As a male who lives with a female, I am now receiving less sex then I did when we lived apart.
#30 to #29 - wonderfulnonsense (11/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, exactly. As a female who has been dating the same dude for 4.5 years, there is a lot less sex than when we first started out, and weren't seeing each other very much. Sex is usually replaced with mild, silly arguments. Haha
User avatar #31 to #30 - endface (11/14/2012) [-]
As a male whose been with a girl for almost the exact same amount of time as you, I can absolutely agree with this.
#34 to #31 - thekieran (11/14/2012) [-]
I have the strangest feeling you two know eachother....
User avatar #35 to #34 - endface (11/14/2012) [-]
My girlfriend hates this website, along with everything else I like.
User avatar #27 - biggieboy (11/14/2012) [-]
although it's usually ABC-sex

Anniversaries
Birthdays
Christmas
User avatar #15 - thetattooedone (11/14/2012) [-]
Good luck with that.
#11 - roarflmao ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
"they kids are at school sex" wat?
User avatar #6 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
Break up sex....so they are going to get divorced I see. Not very romantic, but fairly realistic on that single point.
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