Norma Jean. .
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#29 - bluekisses (11/14/2012) [-]
<----Jayne Mansfield

*fun fact*
-called the poor man's marilyn monroe
-had IQ of 163
-was able to speak 5 different languages
-was able to play the vilon and the piano at the age of 12
-able to sing opera (in the movie "The Girl Can't Help" at the end she does

-Since her death all truck driver have a saftey bumber on the back of thier trucks, should rear end collison should happen. nicknamed "Mansfield bumper"
(a long rumor that she had the top part of her sliced off from rear ending a mac truck.)

I think she had a lot more skills than marlyin, just did have a real chance to shine on account she was always being compare to Monroe.
User avatar #37 to #32 - DisgruntledTomato (11/14/2012) [-]
Subtlety wasn't a thing in the 1960s
#22 - lazypaul (11/14/2012) [-]
My favorite is when girls use marylin monroe as an excuse to be fat for some reason. She wasn't even fat.
User avatar #44 to #22 - schneidend ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
She was certainly a lot plumper than what is considered the "ideal" nowadays.
User avatar #45 to #44 - lazypaul (11/14/2012) [-]
I think she would be considered ideal in every generation
User avatar #47 to #45 - schneidend ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
I agree, but she had to have been like 120-130 pounds. More than enough for your average ************ asshole to call her "fat."
User avatar #53 to #47 - lazypaul (11/15/2012) [-]
I don't know of anybody in real life who would have called 130lbs fat. Marylin monroe was actually skinier than a lot of sex symbols nowadays.
User avatar #54 to #53 - schneidend ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
There's no way Marilyn was skinnier than say Angelina Jolie or Zoe Saldana. Marilyn's boobs alone weigh more than Paris Hilton. Though, granted, girls like Christina Hendricks, Kim Kardashian, and Scarlet Johanssen are probably more in Marilyn's weight class.
#55 to #54 - lazypaul (11/15/2012) [-]
Angelina Jolie doesn't look any slimmer than marylin. You seem to think its unusual for a model to weigh more than 120lbs
#56 to #55 - schneidend ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
If we're talking runway models, it certainly is.

Also, compare and contrast. Marilyn is definitely thicker than Jolie in that pic. It's pretty much a fact that curvier women were widely considered more attractive in Monroe's time. I don't know how this is debatable.
User avatar #57 to #56 - lazypaul (11/15/2012) [-]
That picture of mayrlin you used was taken not long before her death when her health was deteriorating due to drugs and alcohol. I don't know who the other pic is but she is not an average sized model today. You can look at pretty much any other picture of marylin monroe or any other model of her time and they will be just as slim as modern day models.

Fashion models are a different story. They are not meant to look sexy. The designers need a thin frame to show off their designs.
User avatar #27 to #22 - slapsthebass (11/14/2012) [-]
I have a fat fetish so I can give 3 ***** .
User avatar #26 to #22 - dannygast (11/14/2012) [-]
IKR Never got that either.
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#48 to #20 - brutusantony (11/14/2012) [-]
I understand the joke...but...still....I...just...A;LSKDJFEIOGPAYHTWK;LDSJFVLGHEWIOTUG;HASKLD;JET IOEAF;SDJLK
I understand the joke...but...still....I...just...A;LSKDJFEIOGPAYHTWK;LDSJFVLGHEWIOTUG;HASKLD;JET IOEAF;SDJLK
#6 - salari (11/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #40 to #28 - salari (11/14/2012) [-]
You are correct, they attempted to rehabilitate her to a normal lifestyle by moving her in with the psychoanalyst who was carrying out her therapy, but it failed.
#46 to #6 - schneidend ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
I love how guys today are pulling this counter-culture thing where they act like Marilyn was like the worst woman in history and wouldn't have absolutely wrecked her pussy if given half a chance. Hipsters and faggots all.
I love how guys today are pulling this counter-culture thing where they act like Marilyn was like the worst woman in history and wouldn't have absolutely wrecked her pussy if given half a chance. Hipsters and faggots all.
#35 - bitchplzzz (11/14/2012) [-]
Okay lets do this   
LEEEEERROOOOOYYYYYYY    
NNNJJEENNNNKKKKKINNNSS!!!
Okay lets do this
LEEEEERROOOOOYYYYYYY
NNNJJEENNNNKKKKKINNNSS!!!
User avatar #12 - galacticboner (11/14/2012) [-]
This post had 666 thumbs before I thumbed it up.
Bless this post.
User avatar #18 to #12 - thedarkestrogue (11/14/2012) [-]
But if you bless it, it will burst into flames.
User avatar #3 - Kibaxyru (11/14/2012) [-]
How did she know?!
#4 to #3 - sathrax (11/14/2012) [-]
ASSUMING this is a real quote, I guess she was just that smart.
User avatar #1 - steelbubble (11/14/2012) [-]
Goodbye Norma Jean...
User avatar #24 to #1 - TheCodFather (11/14/2012) [-]
I am unfamiliar with this, "Norma Jean" ?
#41 to #24 - venilly (11/14/2012) [-]
it was marilyn monroes real name
it was marilyn monroes real name
User avatar #2 to #1 - anonemous (11/14/2012) [-]
Though I never knew you at all....
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#51 - mrconner (11/14/2012) [-]
im okay wif that becus i want that pussy
User avatar #49 - occamsrazor (11/14/2012) [-]
So meta
User avatar #23 - manolis (11/14/2012) [-]
i'm sure this quote was in a pretty filthy, bitchy context, and now people use it to act civilized.
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