And yet they won.. . Emu War Location Campion district, Western Australia Result Emu victory 1 Australia , eneus leaders Pearce Geneus Majora. P. W. Meredith 2  eMU War ftw australia
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And yet they won.

Emu War
Location Campion district, Western Australia
Result Emu victory
1 Australia , eneus
Pearce Geneus
Majora. P. W. Meredith
2 machine guns , eneus
none dead eralus
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Submitted: 11/13/2012
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#40 - standingbehindyou ONLINE (11/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Emu Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Western Australia crops, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in emu warfare and I’m the top crop consumer in the entire emu forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Australia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, wheat. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can eat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare beak. Not only am I extensively trained in unwinged combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Australian Emu Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #2 - iwillforget (11/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
how did the emu's claim victory with such great losses
User avatar #6 to #2 - biomedic (11/13/2012) [-]
It was supposed to flush the emus out of a farmland area in western australia, but the population just kept coming back after being slaughtered, so the emus won.
#69 - DiabloStrawhat (11/14/2012) [-]
"War..... War never changes."
User avatar #63 - pensivepangolin (11/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
"The machine-gunners' dreams of point blank fire into serried masses of Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month." - Dominic Serventy
User avatar #76 - secondlawprevails ONLINE (11/14/2012) [+] (23 replies)
Why is everything from Australia, ridiculously hard to kill and deadly?
#79 to #76 - Schwarzenegger (11/14/2012) [-]
Because Australia!
#20 - pepemex (11/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
MFW I looked it up and confirmed it's real... lol Australia
#50 - stallwallwriter (11/14/2012) [-]
This made me laugh, because it involved killing emus.

I ******* hate emus.
User avatar #5 - tankeruber (11/13/2012) [-]
The losses were: Dignity and Pride.
#53 - abovelawl (11/14/2012) [-]
emus will **** you up
User avatar #15 - Jewssassin (11/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
No, the Aussies did have casualties.

Two machine guns and their dignity.
#56 - dwarfman (11/14/2012) [-]
There was one human casualty....
#23 - mydogisbuff (11/14/2012) [-]
That's why they teach us not to **** with emus.
#90 - ofwgbagelbites (11/14/2012) [-]
2. ******* . Machine. Guns.

God I ******* had a spastic laughter fit when I imagined 20,000 emus squawking and running head first at two guys streaming wave after wave of bullets at them.

Pic related, it's the first emu's face when one of the guy bumps into it.
#10 - mattdoggy (11/13/2012) [-]
mfw this is a real thing and actually happened
mfw this is a real thing and actually happened
#74 - kidsquicker (11/14/2012) [+] (5 replies)
A slightly less publicized war.
User avatar #60 - Tvfreek (11/14/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I read the whole wiki page, the Emus won and the Australians surrendered twice.

And this is still an ongoing problem.
User avatar #19 - Lambda ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
"If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world...They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop."
Damn, the emus really put up a fight.
#80 - rumbybumby (11/14/2012) [-]
Stupid, goddamn suicidal walking bushes that managed to defeat the Australian military.
#1 - trevorsta (11/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#3 to #1 - zzzapped (11/13/2012) [-]
Sry bro but this happened check it out.
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