And yet they won.. . Emu War Location Campion district, Western Australia Result Emu victory 1 Australia , eneus leaders Pearce Geneus Majora. P. W. Meredith 2
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And yet they won.

Emu War
Location Campion district, Western Australia
Result Emu victory
1 Australia , eneus
leaders
Pearce Geneus
Majora. P. W. Meredith
2 machine guns , eneus
none dead eralus
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Submitted: 11/13/2012
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#147 - somethingsexy has deleted their comment [-]
#146 - bluejupiter (11/14/2012) [-]
The only effective way to deal with emus.
The only effective way to deal with emus.
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#143 - wildberk has deleted their comment [-]
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#148 to #143 - puffeh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#149 to #148 - anonymous (11/14/2012) [-]
'tis an ostrich indeed.
#141 - fantomen (11/14/2012) [-]
>You will never serve Australia by raining lead on a horde of emus with a Lewis gun
#140 - jonesyboynz (11/14/2012) [-]
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#138 - xfish (11/14/2012) [-]
Thanks for confirming literally everything I know about Australia
#137 - WastingTime ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #127 - semo (11/14/2012) [-]
I've just finsished reading the comments.....


im am so confused right now. this is really real?
User avatar #139 to #127 - welfarekid (11/14/2012) [-]
are you too lazy to wiki?
#134 to #127 - trevanman (11/14/2012) [-]
wikipedia.org: emu war(s)
#117 - EdwardNigma (11/14/2012) [-]
I don't think I've ever been more proud to say I live in Australia.
#125 to #117 - lesmiserables (11/14/2012) [-]
Because some farmers gunned down a lot of emus? Pretty low standards.
Russell Crowe or Kylie Minogue would have been understandable and reasonable reasons, but an emu massacre?
User avatar #126 to #125 - EdwardNigma (11/14/2012) [-]
Yes. An Emu massacre. Have you seen those ******* ? They are huge and horrifying. A few men with only 2 machine guns shooting up a **** load of Emus is badass.
#128 to #126 - lesmiserables (11/14/2012) [-]
It wasn't a few men. A bunch of veterans from WW1 who became farmers in Australia killed a bunch of emus, because they invaded their crops. Now, a few men with machineguns killings EMOS! THAT would be baddass! Kinda like a zombiemovie... except the make-up budget would be higher.
#142 to #128 - anonymous (11/14/2012) [-]
so killing some humans that you consider not worth to live is badass, and killing emus that has posed danger to humans that live around is low standards
PETA-fag, how is your euthanasia program for homeless pets today PETA-fag?
#145 to #142 - lesmiserables (11/14/2012) [-]
Who said anything about PETA?
User avatar #130 to #128 - EdwardNigma (11/14/2012) [-]
No, it wouldn't. Emos can't hurt anyone. An emu will rip your ******* face off.
User avatar #133 to #130 - poutinesalad (11/14/2012) [-]
Sorry to rain on your parade, but Emos hurt themselves
User avatar #135 to #133 - EdwardNigma (11/14/2012) [-]
Okay I'll rephrase it.

Emos can't hurt anyone but themselves.
#132 to #130 - lesmiserables (11/14/2012) [-]
I once slept with a bunch of donkeys, mules and emus at a farm petting-zoo. It was AWESOME.
User avatar #116 - oxan (11/14/2012) [-]
Oh my, it's a real event.
#113 - anonymous (11/14/2012) [-]
emus look like ****** dinossaurs, scary **** right there
#118 to #113 - anonymous (11/14/2012) [-]
Take a look at the Cassowary's feet, they are 100% prehistoric! Absolutely montrous.
User avatar #115 to #113 - supercweepy (11/14/2012) [-]
No you're right. If you look at their legs and the way they walk, one can imagine vaguely what a Trex or Raptor may have looked like walking. Plus they look dinosaur-like too.
User avatar #119 to #115 - idoliam (11/14/2012) [-]
Isn't the Cassowary bird a descendant of a velociraptor? As far as evolution goes anyway. Dems mean ass birds.
User avatar #120 to #119 - supercweepy (11/14/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, it wouldn't surprise me. Now those birds are damn mean! No seriously. I've been to Melbourne zoo where the emus are free to roam around (even near people) with low wooden fences. Cassowary's on the other hand are behind chain-link fences because they're aggressive mean fother muckers! lol.
#122 to #120 - idoliam (11/14/2012) [-]
That would be scary as hell.
#121 to #120 - anonymous (11/14/2012) [-]
They taste like B.O too.
#112 - alucardshellhound (11/14/2012) [-]
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#111 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (11/14/2012) [-]
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#110 - arnoldbusk (11/14/2012) [-]
>Be assigned to write long ass report   
>find this   
>class is over   
>mfw I realize I wasted entire time reading about the great Emu war on wikipedia
>Be assigned to write long ass report
>find this
>class is over
>mfw I realize I wasted entire time reading about the great Emu war on wikipedia
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#107 - dlwnsgur (11/14/2012) [-]
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#90 - ofwgbagelbites (11/14/2012) [-]
2. ******* . Machine. Guns.

God I ******* had a spastic laughter fit when I imagined 20,000 emus squawking and running head first at two guys streaming wave after wave of bullets at them.

Pic related, it's the first emu's face when one of the guy bumps into it.
#80 - rumbybumby (11/14/2012) [-]
Stupid, goddamn suicidal walking bushes that managed to defeat the Australian military.
#77 - anonymous (11/14/2012) [-]
"If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world...They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop." - Major Meredith
User avatar #76 - secondlawprevails (11/14/2012) [-]
Why is everything from Australia, ridiculously hard to kill and deadly?
User avatar #129 to #76 - kookiefrankus (11/14/2012) [-]
Most of our deadly **** are ankle biters and we wear shorts and thongs/sandles
User avatar #93 to #76 - sonofamotherduck (11/14/2012) [-]
'Straya is a dangerous place. It's not the animals you have to look out for though; it's the Lebos!
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User avatar #94 to #93 - DiabloStrawhat (11/14/2012) [-]
..... the what?
User avatar #95 to #94 - sonofamotherduck (11/14/2012) [-]
Lebanese. Lebo is what we call them. They're ******* dangerous, and loud.
User avatar #97 to #95 - DiabloStrawhat (11/14/2012) [-]
Why are Lebanese people in Australia?
User avatar #98 to #97 - sonofamotherduck (11/14/2012) [-]
I really, really don't know, and I hate it.
User avatar #100 to #98 - DiabloStrawhat (11/14/2012) [-]
Why exactly? Are they like violent wildmen of the outback?
User avatar #101 to #100 - sonofamotherduck (11/14/2012) [-]
They're not in the outback, because apparently living in a desert of a country themselves, they can't live in the country/ outback part of Australia. They just live on the east coast. Unfortunately for me, I also live on the east coast. So many douchebags, it's like our version of Jersey Shore.
User avatar #103 to #101 - DiabloStrawhat (11/14/2012) [-]
Ahhh, now I understand completely. That's rough.
User avatar #104 to #103 - sonofamotherduck (11/14/2012) [-]
It's ******* brutal! Everyone looks so fake, and then they yell swag everywhere. You can sometimes hear them at night...
#105 to #104 - DiabloStrawhat (11/14/2012) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that, friend. Here, take my MuscleBird. You need its muscled defenses more than I do.
#106 to #105 - sonofamotherduck (11/14/2012) [-]
I shall use this creature of mass destruction wisely, and only use it for good, not for evil. Unless you consider genocide for being a different race bad, then oh well.
User avatar #86 to #76 - flobberbuckett ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
Because it's a prison.
#79 to #76 - Schwarzenegger ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
Because Australia!
User avatar #87 to #79 - kargale (11/14/2012) [-]
Pfft as if, theres 2000 animals in that picture
User avatar #88 to #87 - wealthy (11/14/2012) [-]
Trust me, there is. i almost got killed by a exploding koala
User avatar #91 to #88 - Schwarzenegger ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
...don't forget drop-bears....
User avatar #131 to #91 - kookiefrankus (11/14/2012) [-]
Thanks for the nightmares
User avatar #92 to #91 - wealthy (11/14/2012) [-]
are you ******* kidding me? a Drop Bear is a Koala.

Go learn you robo........oh ****
User avatar #99 to #92 - DiabloStrawhat (11/14/2012) [-]
A drop bear is no bear, it's a godless killing machine.
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