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I shall have . My first daughter shall be named Stacy. I' ll be
Stacy' s mom, and I shall have it going on. My first son shall be named Luke.
Then, my husband can say 'Luke, I am your father." My second daughter
shall be named Narnia. Whenever I get something for her, I shall proclaim,
For Narnia!" And my last son shall be named Sparta. Thus, when I introduce
him, I shall announce, "THIS IS /'
4 days ago we as
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User avatar #3 - traveltech (11/13/2012) [-]
I'll have a bunch of kids, all named Spartacus.
#7 - anon (11/14/2012) [-]
The quote in star wars is "No, I am your father." NOT "Luke, I am your father." I know it seems little, but coming from a pretty hard core star wars fan this bugs the mess out of me.
User avatar #11 to #7 - calawesome (11/14/2012) [-]
It's my favorite movie quote of all time....mainly because when you see the original trilogy for the first time at age four, watch vader kill obi-wan, han be a straight up pimp, lando sell his buddy out, luke cut the arm off a wampa and yoda pull a ******* spaceship out of a swamp, you think it's the greatest movie ever. Then at the end of ep 5, you watch vader take luke's hand off and mutter those words, your entire ******* life changes.
#8 to #7 - yunogasaii (11/14/2012) [-]
For once, anon isn't a complete faggot.
For once, anon isn't a complete faggot.
User avatar #38 to #8 - colegaleener (11/14/2012) [-]
Jokes on you, he wasn't logged in
User avatar #9 to #8 - funnypill (11/14/2012) [-]
i sense a disturbance in the force someone was nice to an anon....... god save us all
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User avatar #2 - foodfighters (11/13/2012) [-]
Assuming that's a girl.

Wife her.
#23 to #2 - jamath (11/14/2012) [-]
assuming thats a guy.

wife him
User avatar #16 - brothergrimm (11/14/2012) [-]
i'm a massive halo fan... and playing halo 2 i got the idea

have a boy and a girl.

the boy's name? Truth
and the girl? Mercy
#46 to #16 - fractalius (11/14/2012) [-]
Just beat Halo 4. Campaign wise, I loved it. While it didn't feel like playing the original Halo at my brother's best friends house when I was like 12, it was still awesome. I'm gladly trusting 343 with the Halo franchise.

Except the one thing I hated about the campaign was you basically used the same 3 goddamn weapons the whole game. The Lightrifle, Suppressor, and Blastshot or something. I ******* hate them, Thats why I love online, because my two favorite guns are the Assault rifle and magnum. Specializing those two is ******* brilliant, as I learned from an old friend of mine.

Quick tip for you starters out there who don't like the noob weapons. When far away, fire the assult rifle in bursts, huge difference. And the way the game is designed, if you empty an assault rifle into someone, and it doesnt kill them, its faster to switch to the magnum and fire off, as it only should take one more shot to kill them if their shields are depleted. Either this or melee depending on your range is how i win 90% of free for all matches. Go kick some ass!
User avatar #17 to #16 - carpediam (11/14/2012) [-]
And if your spouse cheats, your illegitimate child can be named "Regret".
#18 to #17 - brothergrimm (11/14/2012) [-]
this guy knows what's up
this guy knows what's up
#19 to #18 - carpediam (11/14/2012) [-]
Thanks, have this cat as thanks.
Thanks, have this cat as thanks.
#20 to #17 - CrazyPsycho (11/14/2012) [-]
**CrazyPsycho rolled a random image posted in comment #1445423 at Item Discussion ** mfw halo
#21 to #20 - CrazyPsycho (11/14/2012) [-]
**** you items
#47 - arkbound (11/14/2012) [-]
THIS IS A REPOST!
#25 - KrissenKagamine (11/14/2012) [-]
I want twin sons named Dante and Vergil

I just really like DMC3 ok
User avatar #26 to #25 - tcbreakdown (11/14/2012) [-]
And how do you feel about the reboot?
User avatar #29 to #26 - KrissenKagamine (11/14/2012) [-]
At first, I was completely against it.
But then I tried to look past the visuals and see if there really was a good game behind the new design. I've seen a few demos and trailers, and I think it'll be decent. I'll buy it because it's a DmC game anyway, but if it's bad, then sucks to be me, really.
User avatar #30 to #29 - tcbreakdown (11/14/2012) [-]
I think it's still the same gameplay that we know and love, but i didn't play the DmC games just for the gameplay. I played it for the story, and this reboot killed the characters i know and love and i can't get passed that.
User avatar #31 to #30 - KrissenKagamine (11/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'd have to agree. The story is completely different and kind of out of order. I read that Vergil was adopted by a rich family or something, and never knew Dante as a child. It just doesn't make any sense to me. I'm still hoping that the game isn't all looks and no content; I'd love for another game like DmC3 -- a game that has awesome story and gameplay. But sadly, I think the reboot will fall short in the story aspect.
User avatar #66 to #31 - tcbreakdown (11/14/2012) [-]
I agree. It's not the DmC games we know and love.
User avatar #27 to #25 - senorfrog (11/14/2012) [-]
So you will be Sparda?
User avatar #35 to #25 - deathskream (11/14/2012) [-]
I did the captcha just to thumb you up. Because DMC3 is the ******* nuts. Semi related note, my nickname is Dante.
#44 - anon (11/14/2012) [-]
her husband should be named jesse, so she can be jesse's girl too.
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User avatar #32 - TheFixer (11/14/2012) [-]
and then everyone hates you especially your kids...
#55 - baloonwalrus (11/14/2012) [-]
I really dont want to be that guy, but i saw this on facebook about a week ago.
User avatar #64 to #55 - weazr ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
I really don't want to be that guy, but i saw this on Youtube over four months ago...
#65 to #55 - beeskeeper (11/14/2012) [-]
WELL LETS FACE IT BEE & DI_ (hey same towel initials) WHO REALLY MADE THE CHOICE?? U GO TO JAIL_ SHE & ALL HER FAMILY GET ALL THE HIDDEN $$$$$ DID U KNOW THAT EVIL WENCH, REALLY DIDNT MATTER.. SHE KNOWS IF U HIT ME, ANYTHING CAUSE U ALL R WATCHED SHE IS GOING AWAY HENCE THAT ******* RULE SHUT IT DOWN TODAY OR COMCAST LEGAL WILL SURPRISE U SOMETIME THIS WEEKEND PROMISE??? A GOOD MOTHER WOULDNT POST HAVING KIDS & HAVING SEX ALL THE TIME SHE WOULD CARE FOR THE KIDS...RIGHT HONEY POOPOO DSS ISNT HAPPY WITH THE SITUATION FOR YEARS, BEE THE KEY , YOUR DESK,, I DONT CARE ANYMORE,, I KNOW LIES, MY WATCHERS ARE VERY REAL, BEE I AM YOUR WIFE--U NOT HAPPEE BE AMAN & WALK AWAY AS SUCH! STOP LYING TO HER.. DONT CHOISE TO BE GROUCHY I HAVE HELP COMPUTERS ETC, U FRIENDS IN ORK, LOOK ABOVE AROUND, U DID IT,, DI DID,HER GREED..YOUR $$$$ FIND SOME FOR XMAS.. SPRING..MOVING..GREAT.
#56 to #55 - anon (11/14/2012) [-]
I see most of the posts from here on tumblr days before they appear here.
User avatar #42 - warlockrichard (11/14/2012) [-]
If I have twins I shall name one copy and the other paste
#59 - fizzor (11/14/2012) [-]
I'd get three sons. Name them Ed, Edd n' Eddy. Make them watch the show and nothing else. Make them adapt to the characters' nature until they assume them as their own. Watch live-action Ed, Edd n' Eddy everyday.   
   
   
Father of the year.
I'd get three sons. Name them Ed, Edd n' Eddy. Make them watch the show and nothing else. Make them adapt to the characters' nature until they assume them as their own. Watch live-action Ed, Edd n' Eddy everyday.


Father of the year.
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#53 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (11/14/2012) [-]
what child is required to suffer this?
User avatar #1 - pikatchu (11/13/2012) [-]
5 kids the last, a boy shall be named Stiffler so the mother is Stifflers mum
#4 to #1 - lonesoldier (11/13/2012) [-]
What about Jessie's girl?
User avatar #14 to #4 - cantfindausername (11/14/2012) [-]
The husband, assuming the commenter is a woman.
#57 - awesometwenty (11/14/2012) [-]
Repost but still made me checkle
User avatar #58 to #57 - thatdutchguy (11/14/2012) [-]
Dammit, 1 minute too late.
User avatar #62 to #58 - triggathepirate (11/14/2012) [-]
? for what?
#61 to #58 - awesometwenty (11/14/2012) [-]
I know the feels also 3 minutes to late
#45 - anon (11/14/2012) [-]
and then everything will be censored because of your 4kids
#5 - applescryatnight (11/13/2012) [-]
im guessing after 2 kids i would stop giving a **** about real names too.
#63 - tkgm (11/14/2012) [-]
too much "shall" ..too monotone..
too much "shall" ..too monotone..
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