Team cock block. Mother, son duo. Today, my brother decided tookin me an my first date. hint unity did he answer the deer with a bat, he alst, got inside the ca block of the cock
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Team cock block

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Today, my brother decided tookin me an my first date. hint unity did he answer the deer with a bat, he alst, got
inside the car and sat next to: my date, pushing me to: the back. He stayed the entire time, and walked me back
bathe house. My mum laughed and gave him . It was a dare. FML
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User avatar #79 to #50 - HomerSimpson (11/14/2012) [-]
What are these from?
User avatar #80 to #79 - theo is awsome (11/14/2012) [-]
Tourettes Guy
#68 - cudakd (11/14/2012) [-]
Thought it was going to be an incest story
#109 to #68 - nitupsar (11/14/2012) [-]
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#81 to #68 - John Cena (11/14/2012) [-]
*************** yoda is a retard
#23 - unbentgodfather (11/14/2012) [-]
*******		 mom....
******* mom....
User avatar #55 to #23 - dengekisushi (11/14/2012) [-]
I took your comment the wrong way.
#28 to #23 - breakfastlunch (11/14/2012) [-]
MFW the Doctor flips me off
#2 - AustenAnarchy (11/13/2012) [-]
My brother would have gotten a beatdown.
#76 - creosote (11/14/2012) [-]
Mother, son duo... What a misleading description.
Mother, son duo... What a misleading description.
#32 - skinless (11/14/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #17 - felixisnigger **User deleted account** (11/14/2012) [-]
I read it as, Team Black Cock.
User avatar #1 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (11/13/2012) [-]
What the hell
I would've hit him and thrown him out
User avatar #11 to #1 - awesomenessdefined (11/14/2012) [-]
As if you were a match for him.
User avatar #31 to #1 - thesnarfalarker (11/14/2012) [-]
but he even lifts
#78 - Adrien (11/14/2012) [-]
Her face when.
User avatar #83 to #78 - kolombiano (11/14/2012) [-]
You sir made me "lol"
#94 to #83 - paesani (11/14/2012) [-]
"I'm gonna tell them I lol'd so they all know."
User avatar #33 - JohnTheRipper (11/14/2012) [-]
I do **** like this for my friend all the time. I've been told I look to be "an imtimidating ************ ". I lift and stuff but just to keep it up from HS track and field. Anyway. My most recent scare was for my friend Willow. She had been asked to homecoming by some fellow at her new school. She called me to go over and be her "big brother". I took my shotgun and a single blank. He rang the door bell and I open the door as intense as I can "WHO THE **** ARE YOU!? WILLOW! IS THIS YOUR DATE?!". Im holding the shotgun at this point. I back him out into the yard and fire the shot into the air. I thought the boy was about to **** himself because he was on the ground screaming. I just aim at him and scream "YOURE GONNA TREAT HER RIGHT AND HAVE HER BACK BY 12! RIGHT?!?!" he screams yes. I lower the gun. Speaking in my softest voice "well alright *cock shotgun* we're done here *offer hand to help him up*". He uncurls and is just staring at me with tears in his eyes and grabs my hand. I help him up. Straighten his tie. Wipe his tears with shop towel in my back pocket. give him a slap on the back and he just walks in. Willow and her mom are both laughing their asses off.
#105 to #33 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
Your name + that story = I love you.
User avatar #115 to #105 - JohnTheRipper (11/14/2012) [-]
edward. ******* . nigma. I watched batman forever 2 days ago. ******* love it.
#77 to #33 - bigblamo (11/14/2012) [-]
Haha. anymore stories? pls
User avatar #116 to #77 - JohnTheRipper (11/14/2012) [-]
I've got a few. wanna hear another?
#87 to #33 - bonkboy (11/14/2012) [-]
That was glorious, thank you for this midnight laugh.
User avatar #117 to #87 - JohnTheRipper (11/14/2012) [-]
i aim to please.
#49 to #45 - JohnTheRipper (11/14/2012) [-]
i try my best.
i try my best.
User avatar #39 to #33 - randybutternub (11/14/2012) [-]
Do u evn lift?
User avatar #43 to #39 - JohnTheRipper (11/14/2012) [-]
I know it was a joke :D
User avatar #41 to #39 - JohnTheRipper (11/14/2012) [-]
sometimes. mondays wednesdays and fridays. tuesday and thursday is cardio.
User avatar #53 to #41 - thepink (11/14/2012) [-]
That's new, I thought every day was upper body day...
User avatar #73 to #53 - PadreRasta (11/14/2012) [-]
I laughed so hard at this i couldn't even hit the green thumb.
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User avatar #63 to #33 - candlejackismyhomi (11/14/2012) [-]
>"Well alright"
I read that in the most, hickish, deep south voice, as soft as possible, and lost it.

10/10.
User avatar #66 to #63 - JohnTheRipper (11/14/2012) [-]
haha i aim to please. i actually have a chicago accent.
User avatar #75 to #66 - creosote (11/14/2012) [-]
Don't spoil it...
User avatar #118 to #75 - JohnTheRipper (11/14/2012) [-]
to late. spoiled.
#34 to #33 - jimmynutz (11/14/2012) [-]
after you fire that blank
User avatar #35 to #34 - JohnTheRipper (11/14/2012) [-]
for that split second I bet his asshole got so tight you coulda put a log up his ass and it would been cut in half.
User avatar #44 to #34 - RacistLlama (11/14/2012) [-]
In Az you can fire blanks in residential areas
User avatar #51 to #44 - JohnTheRipper (11/14/2012) [-]
I wasnt sure about the law in Iowa but Willow lives on a farm so it was alright.
User avatar #54 to #51 - RacistLlama (11/14/2012) [-]
Yeah then I assume it was all good lol
#40 to #33 - alucord (11/14/2012) [-]
>Be shy and lonley
>Get crush for homecoming
>go to her house
>Some big ass mother fucekr opens the door
>He has a shot gun
> **** **** ****
>He fires a gun
>Full Beta mode, on the ground screaming and crying
>see my crush in the door way laughing at me
>Feels Bad Man
User avatar #56 to #40 - tepeniam (11/14/2012) [-]
*Feels beta man
#82 to #40 - evantheboss (11/14/2012) [-]
ok lol, I laughed harder at this than the actual story lmfao. That was so funny
#97 to #40 - kaboomz (11/14/2012) [-]
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>He has a shot gun
>He fires a gun

wich gun? the shotgun?
#24 - jalthelas (11/14/2012) [-]
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WHERE ARE THE PAPER TOWELS!

They're over here dad, in this bag.

THROW 'EM OVER HERE!

*throws*

OUCH! ************ YOU HIT ME IN THE DICK!

YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD... I MEAN THIS THING, NOT MY DICK.
#29 to #24 - kruzer (11/14/2012) [-]
I dunno what you're talking about, but it made me laugh, so you can have a thumb.
Enjoy :D
User avatar #30 to #29 - captainwow (11/14/2012) [-]
YouTube...Tourette's Guy...funny stuff.
#48 to #30 - kruzer (11/14/2012) [-]
I might have to look him up. :)
User avatar #88 - itsjustmeinca (11/14/2012) [-]
my personal favorite is " Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML"



to lazy to screencap.
#90 - grimgrey (11/14/2012) [-]
His brother.
User avatar #106 to #90 - animedudej (11/14/2012) [-]
Her gf to his friends: dude i aint dating that chick again! Her brother had a bat man! ******* bat man!!!! All of my nope
User avatar #108 to #106 - animedudej (11/14/2012) [-]
Bf... **** !
User avatar #36 - hammerofdorn ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
My little sister went on her first date last year. They still can't find their son.
#95 - paesani (11/14/2012) [-]
Her face the entire time.
Her face the entire time.
#99 - connorg (11/14/2012) [-]
I didn't come onto here to re-read what i read an hour ago, it wasn't funny then and it isn't funny now.
User avatar #101 to #99 - ShirazumiLio (11/14/2012) [-]
Then don't read it again?
User avatar #7 - iamthethree (11/14/2012) [-]
My older brothers first date was pretty funny
>Be 8
>brother is 15
>im a annoying ************
>they go down stairs to watch a **** movie
>me being a little douche i go down stairs to watch
> **** off anon
>i dont and go tell mom
>mom "OLDER ANON DONT BULLY YOUR BROTHER TREAT HIM WITH RESPECT
> i walk in the room and eye them down the whole time
>half way threw dumb bitch tells me to beat it
>not in my house
>i run away crying like a little bitch
>go tell mom
>"OLDER ANON GET THAT BITCH OUT OF MY HOUSE IF SHE IS GOING TO TREAT LITTLE ANON SO BAD"
>massive argument happens between my mom and brother
>girl leaves with brother
>i write a note on his computer
>"this is my house bitch"
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#22 to #7 - John Cena (11/14/2012) [-]
funny, but i would slap you so hard about 500 times until you passed out, if i was your brother.
#98 to #7 - kyfvini (11/14/2012) [-]
god this is terrible
#10 to #7 - joocles (11/14/2012) [-]
**** u cunt
User avatar #26 to #7 - ManInKilt (11/14/2012) [-]
yup and your just as annoying now...
#27 to #7 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
cool story, also you don't have to use anon. No one is gonna track down where you live via two first names
#20 to #7 - CrazyPsycho (11/14/2012) [-]
**CrazyPsycho rolled a random image posted in comment #70 at seems legit ** makes me glad i don't have little ********* brothers
#15 to #7 - buthow (11/14/2012) [-]
I gave a thumb for effort.
#14 to #7 - trollacaust (11/14/2012) [-]
I would of beat the 			****		 out of you for that if i was your older brother, gif related
I would of beat the **** out of you for that if i was your older brother, gif related
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#57 to #47 - John Cena (11/14/2012) [-]
...Any more pictures?
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#61 to #58 - John Cena (11/14/2012) [-]
Have no worries, said anon would never be a trollanon i shall vouch for the good sir.
User avatar #60 to #47 - trowlernotparas (11/14/2012) [-]
they're ugly as ****
probably not a surprise since they are related to you though
#62 to #47 - Digitalphear (11/14/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Tits or gtfo
User avatar #70 to #62 - misticalz (11/14/2012) [-]
What was it? .-.
User avatar #71 to #70 - Digitalphear (11/14/2012) [-]
He was like "I know what it's like to be defensive with sisters" And then he put a picture of his younger sisters. And the rest you know.
#84 to #71 - misticalz (11/14/2012) [-]
Do you have the pic.
Do you have the pic.
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