Stap. Gets me evertim, thought I'd share, not oc.. Alright Mr. Thomas, we surveyed a hundred people... What part of the body do you notice first when interactin mind blown
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Stap. Gets me evertim, thought I'd share, not oc.. Alright Mr. Thomas, we surveyed a hundred people... What part of the body do you notice first when interactin

Gets me evertim, thought I'd share, not oc.

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Alright Mr. Thomas, we surveyed a hundred people...
What part of the body do you notice first when
interacting with a member of the opposite sex’!
Well the mind isn' t exactly a physical part of your
body. consciousness is on a different plane than the
rest of the observe universe. Try measuring my
thoughts with a ruler or recording a song I hear in my
head. You cannot because they are an abstract
representation that my consciousness creates.
But neurobiology has shown that everything In your
brain is a physical part of this universe. when your
brain shuts off, your consciousness shuts off. Th-
is no "you" around somewhere. it' s lust
your brain picking up the senses that your human
body allows it to detect, creating a unique
so you believe a small squishy mass of tissue that
is lodged In the skull can feel emotions, store
memories, contemplate the meaning of lit and
build space stations?
Your brain is basically 10!) trillion little computers,
cells, that each are all working together to make you
Milli your biological needs. None of these cells have
their own consciousness, but when they are all
working together, you become aware.
You cannot prove that your consciousness exists
outside your own self. In all reality, we could all "
one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively.
What about drugs'. We can both agree that drugs
are physical chemicals. when these chemicals are
introduced to the body, it alters the mind. This
proves that your consciousness is just a balance
of physical chemicals that can be played with.
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#20 - despereux (11/13/2012) [-]
I don't usually thumb, but I had to, and it was just perfect.
#70 - dragonstew (11/14/2012) [-]
It's simple… we kill the Batman.
#32 - Kleshay ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
The human brain is the only thing that named itself. *BANG*
User avatar #35 to #32 - rjake (11/14/2012) [-]
It named human beings.
And what about Pokemon? No way Pikachu says "pikachu" by coincidence.
User avatar #36 to #35 - Kleshay ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
Or Pikachu is named by the only thing it can vocalize?
User avatar #38 to #36 - rjake (11/14/2012) [-]
Thus naming itself. If someone said CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT and was called Cat from then on, it technically named itself
User avatar #40 to #38 - Kleshay ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
No, because only human conciousness can comprihend the term: Name. Pokemons aren't real anyway
User avatar #41 to #40 - rjake (11/14/2012) [-]
HY-PO-THETICALLY
User avatar #57 to #40 - catdogdora (11/14/2012) [-]
DID YOU JUST ******* SAY POKEMON AREN'T REAL?

how dare you
User avatar #122 to #57 - Kleshay ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
On second thought, yea it was a bad idea, telling FJ, that pokemons aren't real. I was expecting much worse **** storm
#30 - IshimelofSomewhere ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
but when you put it that way...we don't have brains...we ARE brains! We just have bodies!
User avatar #71 to #30 - garentei (11/14/2012) [-]
Yes, I think you should watch this www.youtube.com/watch?v=3teflb1QNN4&feature=g-all-u
User avatar #107 to #30 - bulbakip (11/14/2012) [-]
a brain is the part of the body. A body is a part of the universe. the seperation of illusion.. the illusion of seperation..


carl sagan said: "we are star stuff, so we are simply a way for the universe to know itself"...
#1 - robpattinsonisafag (11/13/2012) [-]
But can the brain see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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User avatar #5 to #3 - nighthit (11/13/2012) [-]
Only pussies use Apple.
User avatar #6 to #5 - lube (11/13/2012) [-]
Zing!
#16 to #5 - yunogasaii (11/13/2012) [-]
And I guess only bitches use PC?
User avatar #106 to #16 - jaggedherp (11/14/2012) [-]
No, only bitches talk **** . That's why we bustin they ****
#28 to #5 - iamphoenix (11/14/2012) [-]
Would...Would it even fit up there?
User avatar #77 to #28 - whatabagel (11/14/2012) [-]
If it doesn't you're not trying hard enough.
#29 - thelastamerican (11/14/2012) [-]
I can't decide if he's frowning and has a funny looking chin, or he's got an enormous nose and a tiny mouth.
User avatar #55 to #29 - godtherapist (11/14/2012) [-]
God Damn It. Now the funny chin is all I can see.
User avatar #34 to #29 - ihatem (11/14/2012) [-]
Or if he has a huge nose, very small mustache, and a thin smile
#33 - jlamb (11/14/2012) [-]
**jlamb rolled a random image posted in comment #132 at I can't even **   
   
The most atractive body part
**jlamb rolled a random image posted in comment #132 at I can't even **

The most atractive body part
#31 - dickticklerluv (11/14/2012) [-]
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#15 - shaddz (11/13/2012) [-]
the first time I saw this I just finished two bowls in my bong..... my reaction was the same as in the last frame... i lived this comic damnit.
#7 - doctorjosh (11/13/2012) [-]
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#84 - lethargicpanda (11/14/2012) [-]
Im so happy/surprised that something from stoner-humor actually made front page. Well done sir
User avatar #96 to #84 - Xedan (11/14/2012) [-]
You must be new. There was a time half the front page was stoner-humor and even though they were funny, everyone was still butthurt.
#123 to #96 - lethargicpanda (11/14/2012) [-]
Lol im not new but i dont go on frequently and when i do stoner humor content is always getting bashed so this post just made me happy lol
#81 - ZenMacros (11/14/2012) [-]
Even though the host is a white guy, I still read his dialogue in Steve Harvey's voice.
Even though the host is a white guy, I still read his dialogue in Steve Harvey's voice.
User avatar #86 to #81 - zombiemanic (11/14/2012) [-]
what does he actually say in that part? if you know?
User avatar #90 to #86 - sagen (11/14/2012) [-]
**sagen rolls 83** "Name something that's passed around." --- "A joint."
User avatar #91 to #90 - zombiemanic (11/14/2012) [-]
Thank you :) equally as funny..
User avatar #94 to #91 - TittyCinnamon (11/14/2012) [-]
it was an actual answer too.
#51 - goodguygary ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
well just look at the time.
#69 - chopyourhandoff (11/14/2012) [-]
mfw i saw the time on the t.v
mfw i saw the time on the t.v
#68 to #56 - bummerdrummer (11/14/2012) [-]
those are both false stereotypes.
#60 to #56 - anon (11/14/2012) [-]
yes, they're some stoners out there that make us all look like egotistical douchebags.
#118 - jamespowell (11/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #67 - fyaq (11/14/2012) [-]
this was the single stoner-humor post i found funny.


congratulations

you get my 1 green thumb given on this channel.
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