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#2 - anon
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(11/13/2012) [-]
What is that thing above the waterline? His penis or her vagina or what?
#7 to #2 - anonchief
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(11/13/2012) [-]
Vagina.

By the way, did you know that if you were to try and **** a dolphin, because of it's vaginal muscles being so strong, it would literally CRUSH your penis. CRUSH it. The sheer force of just the lips could cut your DICK off.


gonna do it when i prepare to die, #yolo
#24 to #7 - lawlzeeful
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Holy ****. Just how ******* strong is a male dolphin's penis then? Fully erect, it must be a ******* steel pole.

And here's more dolphin facts. Apparent sightings of dolphin social behavior have recovered scenes of male dolphins ganging up and lone females and raping them (I kid you not, actual gang rape). Those who study animal behavior believe the males rape females to ensure more of the next generation is ensured.

But I guess human males can't rape female dolphins, huh?
#22 to #7 - pawnman ONLINE
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(11/14/2012) [-]
You only live once!
Better get my dick crushed by a dolphin!
#37 to #22 - anonchief
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Yes.
#17 to #7 - pizzavampire
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#13 to #7 - ungluedflyer
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(11/14/2012) [-]
How do you know this?
#14 to #13 - anonchief
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk. Remember the "Dolphins rape people" phase a few months back?
#10 to #7 - shadowstepone
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(11/14/2012) [-]
not until they're four. jailbait pussy is the best pussy.
#9 to #7 - DwightKurtSchrute
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(11/13/2012) [-]
And how did people find this out?
#8 to #7 - creepingorion
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(11/13/2012) [-]
I don't care. Not even the inability to rape will stop it.