catholics in a nutshell. .
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#144 - melolsoohard (11/13/2012) [-]
**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #324583 at Anime & Manga ** is that guard wearing a penis
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#155 to #144 - dontcheckembro (11/13/2012) [-]
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#486 to #155 - organicglory (11/13/2012) [-]
these rolls go perfectly together.....
these rolls go perfectly together.....
User avatar #311 to #155 - sterlingarcher (11/13/2012) [-]
Why the funk aren't these getting more thumbs???
#365 to #155 - jouten ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
What
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#378 - applescryatnight ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
<MFW internet catholic

what the **** did i do to you?
User avatar #425 to #378 - freddyhollensen (11/13/2012) [-]
I think you shouldn't take this that personally, the girl I'm seeing right now is catholic, and I'm strongly anti-theistic, at the moment I'm not only reading God is not Great, I'm also recommending it. So it's not like anti-theists have to hate religious people, we just don't like religion and will gladly tell you why.

One strong critique of the Catholics would be their utterly corrupt institution in the Vatican which is run by the criminal pope Ratzinger, they also often interfere with some obvious human rights, especially concerning women and children.

Did you know Mother Teresa protested against peoples right to get a divorce in Ireland, this basically meant that women who had a violent husband was forced to stick with the prick for the remaining of her life. Luckily in this scenario, the catholic demands was ignored.

The catholic church really had some of its most dread impacts in Serbia, Yugoslavia etc. during second world war, even the Germans thought their ''divinely blessed methods'' where inhumane... and this would come from people who killed children for a living.

I can only recommend improving your rep before playing a pure victim role, start by acknowledging the fact of Evolution, don't defend people who abuse children, doesn't matter if they are priest or pope and stop trying to mess with women's right to get abortions.
#444 to #425 - applescryatnight ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
look man, i know you have your opinions and stuff, but i really just dont care.
its not a disrespectful type of not caring, its just that i wanna come home from my busy day, get on the computer, go on funnyjunk and smile-laugh at some funny pics or whatever. my personal metaphysical beliefs are not the same as other peoples. dont classify me with other peoples actions. and i didnt take that personally at all. it was a joke
#395 - anon (11/13/2012) [-]
Atheists are really running out of material.
#328 - hakeo (11/13/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#221 - vytros ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
#297 - npfortytwo (11/13/2012) [-]
Being an Atheist or a Christian on FunnyJunk.
User avatar #325 to #297 - spartusee (11/13/2012) [-]
Isn't that 80% of the site? Sounds about rite.
User avatar #343 to #297 - snaresinger (11/13/2012) [-]
I was raised Christian, but soon before coming to college, realized that there probably is no supernatural being. Agnosticism ftw :D still, it really irritates me when people of strong faith/no faith are belligerent, mocking assholes to people of no faith/other faiths.
#393 to #297 - anon (11/13/2012) [-]
Wrong, being an Atheist on funnyjunk gets you the front page. Its happened too many times to deny it.
User avatar #409 to #393 - npfortytwo (11/13/2012) [-]
Atheists often get torn apart in the comments section.
User avatar #189 - annaisocoolike (11/13/2012) [-]
Even though im Agnostic i still cry my eyes out during the beating/crucifixion scene. Even if he wasn't the son of God i still believe he honestly believed he was and was trying to save mankind of sin and by enduring the brutal beatings. and the fact that he went through that much agony to "save" us is heartbreaking.
User avatar #309 to #189 - sterlingarcher (11/13/2012) [-]
Well said.

I suggest you look into the burial and the proof it left.
I read this book once, forgot the name, but this guy who was part of an organization that debunks the bible, began reading it, and then became a christian. Guy's a lawyer too, and now writes books about it. Pretty interesting
User avatar #326 to #119 - zzforrest (11/13/2012) [-]
Well actually 1/3 of our god was nailed to the cross. Some sort of ****** trinity theory.
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User avatar #98 to #86 - Forfunaccount (11/13/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.

oh wait........username
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User avatar #117 to #96 - fosforgasxiii (11/13/2012) [-]
Why not both? But if I have to chose, I'd go for waffles.
User avatar #235 to #117 - yunogasaii (11/13/2012) [-]
You would be correct. Choosing pancakes will only lead you to your pathetic, ignorant life. Obviously waffles is the correct opinion, because if you don't choose waffles, then you will be sent to hell along with the other pancake-lovers. It's a shame to see that there's a percentage of people who actually like pancakes.
User avatar #461 to #235 - fosforgasxiii (11/13/2012) [-]
Of course. And I would know because I come from the holy waffle land, Belgium.
#156 to #96 - doyoufagsevenlift (11/13/2012) [-]
I cant believe people are still eating pancakes and waffles and haven't joined the pop-tart master race yet.

Pic related, it's you dirty pancake/waffle peasants
User avatar #99 to #96 - theghostisjack (11/13/2012) [-]
PANCAKES 4 LYF4!!111!!!
User avatar #106 to #99 - gokombwantu (11/13/2012) [-]
WAFFLES MASTER RACE !!!!!!!!111111111
#114 to #106 - maddboiy ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
****		 YOU DONT INSULT THE PROPHET MUHAMCAKE
**** YOU DONT INSULT THE PROPHET MUHAMCAKE
#118 to #106 - inbardo (11/13/2012) [-]
Bend yourself to the bacon pancakes, infidel!
User avatar #362 - theswagmobile (11/13/2012) [-]
While the Christians and Atheists fight in the comments, I bet that there's a Buddhist, just lurking around, who's laughing at us all.
#411 to #362 - ovehnine (11/13/2012) [-]
or an apatheist.
or an apatheist.
#360 - heartlessrobot (11/13/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Clearly that is a jpg, not a nutshell.
#359 - mablo (11/13/2012) [-]
Thank you for not assuming all Christians are exactly the same.
#415 to #359 - anon (11/13/2012) [-]
hence the (some)
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#35 - fuckyosixtyminutes (11/13/2012) [-]
Catholics??? Catholics are some of the least outspoken Christians against "sinners" you'll find. Most of the overly zealous ones are fundamentalist Protestants.
#306 - alucord (11/13/2012) [-]
Just a joke...
#364 to #306 - ivoryhammer (11/13/2012) [-]
Jesus was real, there's proof of that, but no proof at all he was the son of God.
User avatar #344 to #306 - eccleston (11/13/2012) [-]
There are lots of jokes about Atheists and Christians. For example:

"If god is good, why did Godzilla attack Japan and Atheistzilla did not"?
User avatar #356 to #344 - evilanakie (11/13/2012) [-]
godzilla
gozirra
go comes from lizard
zirra whale
LIZARD WHALE
#63 - ponyswagger (11/13/2012) [-]
&lt;- The comment section
<- The comment section
#442 - helenwheels (11/13/2012) [-]
Disregarding the point of the post.
Will someone explain the whole "_____ in a nutshell" term. "
Maybe I'm stupid but I don't understand it. Nutshells do not contain the simple explanation to the complex issues of life.
Nutshells contain nuts.
User avatar #443 to #442 - elitetroll (11/13/2012) [-]
something in nutshell is basically something summed up very simply and quickly
User avatar #447 to #443 - helenwheels (11/13/2012) [-]
I know that.
But what but does that have to do with nuts?
User avatar #448 to #447 - elitetroll (11/13/2012) [-]
idk, i guess cuz a nutshell is small and holds everything inside
User avatar #456 to #442 - randomserb (11/13/2012) [-]
I think it's because nutshells contain the basic life juice cosmic energy powers for nut trees in much the same way Topic A in a nutshell contains the basic essence of Topic A.
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