hapy bday ;D. . fund a ' wide and it' s just gaunt: get mild and the. I've always loved those little bastards It's starting to get really cold here, and I found one of those on my car and I brought it inside My mom saw it in my ha caterpillar king
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#5 - theonetruespitfire (11/13/2012) [-]
I've always loved those little bastards

It's starting to get really cold here, and I found one of those on my car and I brought it inside

My mom saw it in my hands, she took it, started playing with it, sat down with it and dropped it in her piping hot coffee...

I've been on the internet for years now, but nothing could have prepared me for that
#260 to #5 - jellybob (11/14/2012) [-]
funny sasha grey gif to brighten your day?
funny sasha grey gif to brighten your day?
User avatar #239 to #5 - luismamontes (11/13/2012) [-]
That's nothing, my mom used to take ants and take all of their arms and legs off. Then, she would just let them die. Whenever I saw this I instantly squashed them and whispered: "She can't hurt you anymore".
#158 to #5 - jorgzrrr (11/13/2012) [-]
There is only one thing to do now, kill your mom.
#221 to #5 - arels (11/13/2012) [-]
That wasn't a good story at all..
#50 to #5 - furyofthestorm (11/13/2012) [-]
The **** is wrong with your mother?
User avatar #61 to #5 - ericbeagles (11/13/2012) [-]
Is it bad that I'm genuinely mad at your mother?
User avatar #82 to #61 - whiteniggers (11/13/2012) [-]
she killed something

it's normal to be mad
User avatar #83 to #82 - ericbeagles (11/13/2012) [-]
That caterpillar had his whole life ahead of him
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#53 to #5 - mcniggertoast (11/13/2012) [-]
but... no.. you was supposed to take care of it and release it and with a happy ending!    
NO
but... no.. you was supposed to take care of it and release it and with a happy ending!
NO
#21 to #5 - meghostaguy (11/13/2012) [-]
Just by reading it my heart hurts.
#110 - theJENK (11/13/2012) [-]
Careful, I brought one inside once, the get a lot bigger than you'd think.
User avatar #8 - kyfvini (11/13/2012) [-]
she has a ******* hat

that made my day
#100 - bitchplzzz (11/13/2012) [-]
Actually its a goodbye party
User avatar #137 to #100 - ariusbrightwing (11/13/2012) [-]
Damn! I posted my gif before seeing you posted this picture..... oh well, great minds think alike.... so we should go y'know... shoot up a school sometime or something, as bros man... as bros... ♥
#174 to #137 - bitchplzzz (11/13/2012) [-]
How about he give Columbine a second server. For the bro hood.
User avatar #176 to #174 - bitchplzzz (11/13/2012) [-]
Dayum.
*we
Also I seem to have ended a question with a fullstop. Damn Im tired.
#92 - pinkiepiethecunt (11/13/2012) [-]
where can you get such a small part hat
where can you get such a small part hat
User avatar #95 to #92 - veneficium ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
you make one
User avatar #96 to #95 - pinkiepiethecunt (11/13/2012) [-]
but its so small
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User avatar #97 to #96 - veneficium ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
not that hard
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User avatar #107 to #92 - thelastamerican (11/13/2012) [-]
Cut a drinking straw so it looks like a tiny crown.
#145 to #92 - noonacarly (11/13/2012) [-]
Your .gif made me spit my coffee!
Your .gif made me spit my coffee!
#24 - EjaculationMan (11/13/2012) [-]
caterpillars doesn't have a gender to call it him/her since they doesn't have a sexual organ, however their gender is decided while they changing into butterflies in the cocon.
#31 to #24 - ryanfitzy (11/13/2012) [-]
**ryanfitzy rolls 44**
#74 to #31 - rogermannen (11/13/2012) [-]
**rogermannen rolls 90**
#34 to #31 - EjaculationMan (11/13/2012) [-]
**EjaculationMan rolls 93**
User avatar #9 - endhomedelete (11/13/2012) [-]
its so fluffy im gonna die!
#7 - agwd (11/13/2012) [-]
Now it all makes sense.
#136 - ariusbrightwing (11/13/2012) [-]
Why... must this be so cute!?
Why... must this be so cute!?
#140 to #136 - apocalypseboyz ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
WHERE IS THIS GIF FROM?!
#150 to #142 - apocalypseboyz ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
Pfffft, this is awesome.
Pfffft, this is awesome.
User avatar #254 to #150 - toadsaige (11/13/2012) [-]
thank you :3
User avatar #160 to #142 - rangerofthesea (11/13/2012) [-]
i just spent the last hour and a half looking at racist and disturbing oldies cartoons...thans...
User avatar #29 - spikesodeath (11/13/2012) [-]
I too am currently in possession of a caterpillar which would have died outside
User avatar #60 to #29 - pettergriffin (11/13/2012) [-]
I didn't get it, explain?
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#120 to #114 - spikesodeath (11/13/2012) [-]
Proof. And also my cat
#33 to #29 - aksion (11/13/2012) [-]
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#19 - justjumi (11/13/2012) [-]
It's my birthday today and I'm pretty sure none of my roommates know/care. It's okay, I've accepted the fact that I'm dying alone.
#56 to #19 - anon (11/13/2012) [-]
Not sure if it really is your birthday but either way, happy birthday.
#89 to #19 - lilya (11/13/2012) [-]
Happy birthday!~ Your time will come soon, Jumi, trust me. Even our miniature bawler boss Tyrion thinks so. :3
Happy birthday!~ Your time will come soon, Jumi, trust me. Even our miniature bawler boss Tyrion thinks so. :3
#121 to #19 - saladpuncher (11/13/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
#103 to #19 - sphinxe (11/13/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday!   
   
We love you~
Happy Birthday!

We love you~
User avatar #115 to #19 - revorce (11/13/2012) [-]
This kind thread made my evening.
#131 to #19 - paigeyy (11/13/2012) [-]
Happy birthday justjumi!    
   
It's these kind of threads that make me so happy. :3   
   
gif unrelated.
Happy birthday justjumi!

It's these kind of threads that make me so happy. :3

gif unrelated.
#146 to #19 - anon (11/13/2012) [-]
Happy birthday.
I love you.
#54 to #19 - Brayney (11/13/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday Jumi!
Have my favourite picture from my folder!
#130 to #19 - honkan (11/13/2012) [-]
Happy birthday dude. I'm not the best at Photoshop, but I hope you like it :)
#35 to #19 - robotrino (11/13/2012) [-]
No, I will always be with you, virtually
No, I will always be with you, virtually
#39 to #19 - rheago (11/13/2012) [-]
Happy birthday!   
have this .gif
Happy birthday!
have this .gif
#32 to #19 - tormenttheweak (11/13/2012) [-]
have a happy birthday good sir   
   
guys, can we get a party hard thread started for him?
have a happy birthday good sir

guys, can we get a party hard thread started for him?
#93 to #19 - anon (11/13/2012) [-]
its okay jumi at least you have the funnyjunk community :)
#30 to #19 - anon (11/13/2012) [-]
don't worry, have some thumbs and a subscription
-random internet guy you will never meet
#113 to #19 - laserkirby (11/13/2012) [-]
It's a party!   
   
Have a good life, and don't die to early, you'll miss much that way.
It's a party!

Have a good life, and don't die to early, you'll miss much that way.
#52 to #19 - anon (11/13/2012) [-]
Goddamnit you made me feel. I wrote you a novel:
"I've accepted the fact that I'm dying alone"

I felt exactly like this for most of my life. I was abused as a child (not saying this is your situation) and it left me with a crippling social anxiety. One day I reached a level of depression that I wouldn't wish on anyone. I was 100% sure that I'd never find anyone who could love me; how could they? I almost committed suicide by jumping off of a cliff, but then I sort of broke through the other side of depression and anxiety into a sort of fearlessness. So what if someone rejects me? I could be dead right now. Nothing that anyone thought about me mattered. So I opened up to people, and it turns out that I am worthy of love, and my abuser had twisted my self perception so far from reality that once I got out of my own way, it was laughable how easy making friends was. Now I'm married with a kid (yeah, I'm old) and I can't express how happy I am everyday that I didn't kill myself.
So don't give up hope. Don't accept that **** . You only have one life, so fight your hardest to make sure it's the best damn life that you could have with the things that were given to you from birth. You only have one shot at this life, so don't waste it being afraid of rejection from others. Be friendly and open to others, and if they don't want to be a part of your life then what's the worst that can happen? That negative person won't be in your life? Sounds like a positive. Though it is great (and necessary) to be able to be content spending time alone, in the long run life is meaningless without love. You are worthy of love, and the only person stopping you from finding that deep happiness is yourself. Just do what you love, make art, create, write, go rock climbing, whatever makes you happy. Learn to love yourself, and others will love you. Get out and explore this beautiful world and the right woman (or man) will find you eventually.

Happy Goddamn Birthday, Jumi
Love, Anon
#78 to #52 - justjumi (11/13/2012) [-]
>I have severe social anxiety
>No one can tell because I always smile and I'm easy to talk to
>I can relate to 90% of this
>Now my smiles in crowds will be genuine
>This post might've changed my life
>Will read again
>11/10
#156 to #78 - anon (11/13/2012) [-]
It helps to think about how many people are like you, suffering in silence. A lot of people are lonely, socially anxious or depressed. We're all just excellent at hiding it. We all wear masks of perfection, like we have all of our **** together, and it makes it so hard for struggling people to see how many people are exactly like them. So whenever you want to make friends with someone and you're too nervous to actually approach them, think about how probable it is that they, no matter how they look on the outside, are hiding immense loneliness too. Think about how happy you would be to have someone reach out to you on your loneliest day, and try to be that person for others.

I'm glad that I could help you feel a little better on your Birthday, Jumi. Sometimes all it takes is for someone to reach out to let you know that you're not alone. I hope you know what I mean when I say that even though I don't know you, I love you.
#91 to #52 - lilya (11/13/2012) [-]
10/10   
   
would get motivated and/or cry
10/10

would get motivated and/or cry
User avatar #123 to #52 - darudelink (11/13/2012) [-]
That was beautiful, I'm almost crying. Thank you for posting.
#170 to #52 - ohgodwaitimatheist (11/13/2012) [-]
I made this reaction pic just for you.

Congratulations for this mind anyone could envy.
User avatar #248 to #52 - evilpapagali (11/13/2012) [-]
"Now I'm married with a kid" I misunderstood that part, but this text is awesome.
#70 to #19 - pinkscrappycoco (11/13/2012) [-]
Happy happy birthday to youuu~
Happy happy birthday to youuu~
User avatar #124 to #19 - darudelink (11/13/2012) [-]
Happy birthday!

And please, don't think that you're worthless. It's precisely what you do when you feel that way that defines who you are. So take a stand, dare to dare, and things will yield to you.

Hope you have a great time today ! =]
User avatar #67 to #19 - myrrhdyrrh (11/13/2012) [-]
I love you ;c
happy birthday!
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User avatar #55 to #19 - TheseChocodiles (11/13/2012) [-]
DON'T WORRY MOLLY RINGWALD
#141 to #19 - shfiftyfive (11/13/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday You Glorious Mother ****** !!!
#40 to #19 - havenhearth (11/13/2012) [-]
Same here =/
#117 to #19 - fizzor (11/13/2012) [-]
We're here for ya! And have a happy birthday!
We're here for ya! And have a happy birthday!
User avatar #36 to #19 - LegititmateKyle (11/13/2012) [-]
Happy birthday justjumi! Remember some people will always care about you, no matter how little they know you.
#85 to #19 - englman (11/13/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday! :)
User avatar #28 to #19 - iliekmennow (11/13/2012) [-]
I love you O_O
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#26 to #19 - ompalomper (11/13/2012) [-]
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you dear justjumi
happy birth day to you
hip hip, HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY!
#49 to #19 - anon (11/13/2012) [-]
As a lowly anon there is little I can offer you sir, but do take my sincerest and best wishes for you on this special day.
#23 to #19 - darthmaulman (11/13/2012) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
#46 to #19 - ixcarnifexxi (11/13/2012) [-]
You sound like an attention whore.   
But since it's your birthday-I wish you the happiest of birthdays fellow FunnyJunker! :D
You sound like an attention whore.
But since it's your birthday-I wish you the happiest of birthdays fellow FunnyJunker! :D
User avatar #22 to #19 - firebapx (11/13/2012) [-]
happy birthday friend
#51 to #19 - bogbean (11/13/2012) [-]
Happy birthday, bro :D
inb4 I'm thumbed down for a pony
#144 to #19 - superbla (11/13/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday dude.
Happy Birthday dude.
User avatar #20 to #19 - taelamin (11/13/2012) [-]
Happy birthday from random internet guy!
#12 - sireyegore (11/13/2012) [-]
This made my day
User avatar #143 - drunkasaurus (11/13/2012) [-]
>candle knocked over
>caterpillar on fire
>burnt m&m
>pockets in my spaghetti
>the game
User avatar #151 to #143 - dafuqisdisshit ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
a thumb for you good sir made me laugh.
User avatar #48 - albinopanda (11/13/2012) [-]
white partyhat?, rich ************
#4 - fleetfox (11/13/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#162 - hakeo (11/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #59 - thepink (11/13/2012) [-]
Found a spider outside and knowing it was gonna get cold and die I left it there.
User avatar #105 to #59 - theo is awsome (11/13/2012) [-]
yeesssss gooood gooood
#183 - isus (11/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #255 to #183 - toadsaige (11/14/2012) [-]
the caterpillar was veyr happy ;o
User avatar #261 to #255 - isus (11/14/2012) [-]
Just something that crossed my mind. :D
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