Skeleton Harvester - part 1 and 2. As I saw an increase of Skeleton Harvester jokes I thought I upload the comics for you . Part 1 There (mm: was a mum an the s skeleton harvest

Skeleton Harvester - part 1 and 2

As I saw an increase of Skeleton Harvester jokes I thought I upload the comics for you

Part 1
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And tty run ifl Face
But I Thinkyou might now be my lawn 's only hope
So , he squeaked through the lump in his throat
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Behind him: the one he both needed and {em
Silently, Skeleton Harvester had append
Those leathery winge. zhar spidery hand
The boy was to frightened he may could mud
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And he whim)
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It surveyed
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The creature nus stunned lathe blunt m the head
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Wm. has wingasm to sheds, he started to an
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User avatar #21 - ezmack (11/13/2012) [-]
I guess you could say

Skeleton Harvest had a BONE to pick with that Monster
#7 - vanoreo (11/13/2012) [-]
#12 - ICEDgrunge (11/13/2012) [-]
<--- Reenactment
<--- Reenactment
#5 - hipsophobadon (11/12/2012) [-]
But his wing...
But his wing...
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User avatar #13 - mummer (11/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Damn! Doctor Seuss must have had a bad day when he wrote this!
#10 - pineapplepeople (11/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
So from whence did this skeleton harvester trend spawn?
#16 - CrackPipeWillie (11/13/2012) [-]
Not sure wtf that post was about, but I like it
Not sure wtf that post was about, but I like it
User avatar #2 - cockandawe (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Very sharp teeth that caused people to die...
User avatar #30 - annoos (11/13/2012) [-]
This is great :) caught some of my feels.
#29 - tylosaurus ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
For some reason I really hate it when the character loses his/her wing(s)..
User avatar #4 - theaddviser (11/12/2012) [-]
that was interesting
User avatar #1 - blobti ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
flippen awesome
User avatar #33 - olimpa (11/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
where does the skeleton harvester originate from? because a quick google search told me that he is all over the net.
User avatar #26 - mrgoodbunny (11/13/2012) [-]
Tim burton and Dr. Seuss had a child.
User avatar #14 - rdangerdash ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
That was ******* awesome. I wish this post could have all the thumbs.
User avatar #11 - danytheop (11/13/2012) [-]
Straight from Dr. Suess.
User avatar #15 - themanta (11/13/2012) [-]
dat flawless rhythm.
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