Omegle: asl?. it works very well. lli?, omegle Talk to strangers! chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol You: bonjour Stranger: heyy Stranger: U french You: girls women omegle tits
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Omegle: asl?

Omegle: asl?. it works very well. lli?, omegle Talk to strangers! chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol You: bonjour Stranger: heyy Stranger: U french You:

it works very well

lli?, omegle Talk to strangers!
chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
You: bonjour
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: U french
You: new
Stranger: huh
You: no
Stranger: oh
You: asl?
Stranger: f 1 8 and bi
You: that' s nice
You: m 17 use
You: u ovulating'?
Stranger: huh
You: are you ovulating'?
Stranger: whats that
You: it' s when your uterus is making eggs, usually 2
weeks into your menstrual cycle
You: it' s also a good girl check
You: and you failed
Stranger: oh
Your partner has disconnected.
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#40 to #19 - ohgodwaitimatheist (11/13/2012) [-]
**** , best laughter of the day.

His/Her face when.
User avatar #41 to #19 - multiplepigs (11/13/2012) [-]
>conversation has started
>"ok"
>wat
User avatar #42 to #41 - FlawlessxLawless (11/13/2012) [-]
>You and the stranger both like gay porn
>ok
#12 - vegetatheprince (11/13/2012) [-]
If I was a chick and A dude asked if I was ovulating, I would just leave.
#1 - trevorsta (11/12/2012) [-]
Well Played OP!
#15 - brenton (11/13/2012) [-]
The uterus doesn't "make eggs," infidel. That would be the ovaries.
User avatar #17 to #15 - rageisfunny (11/13/2012) [-]
Eggs aren't made.
#21 to #17 - curlyhairedgoddess (11/13/2012) [-]
Haha, so what, they just appear? I understand what you're saying, though.
User avatar #22 to #21 - rageisfunny (11/13/2012) [-]
I believe a woman is born with all of her eggs. They aren't produced, but released.
User avatar #25 to #22 - brenton (11/13/2012) [-]
No. Some cells differentiate into haploid cells, creating premature gametes. During puberty, one of these gametes matures per month and is released by the ovary. Once they're done being produced, no more can be made though, so I think that's the part you're thinking of.
User avatar #34 to #25 - brenton (11/13/2012) [-]
When they are born, yes. But development of everything, including the production of egg cells, begins long before birth.
#31 to #25 - flameroo (11/13/2012) [-]
The haploid cells that become egg cells are present when the person is born, maybe even earlier than that. A woman is born with all the egg cells she will ever have, given no outside influence.
User avatar #27 to #25 - rageisfunny (11/13/2012) [-]
Ah well then I stand corrected by this much more knowledgeable sir.
User avatar #28 to #27 - brenton (11/13/2012) [-]
I have a degree in this sort of thing, so I enjoy spreading the knowledge when the occasion arises. Good day, sir.
#37 to #28 - anon (11/13/2012) [-]
Sure you do.
User avatar #43 to #37 - brenton (11/13/2012) [-]
Baccalaureate in Biology with a minor in Public Health. Graduated last Spring.
User avatar #26 to #25 - brenton (11/13/2012) [-]
*starting with puberty. It obviously still occurs once a month after that until menopause.
User avatar #11 - slapchoppin (11/13/2012) [-]
sick pickup lines breh
User avatar #9 - awesomenessdefined (11/13/2012) [-]
It wouldn't be hard to believe that some bimbo doesn't know what Ovulating is.
#13 - stallwallwriter (11/13/2012) [-]
I prefer to start every Omegle conversation with   
"DARE YOU FIGHT THE BEARMASTER?!"   
I don't want to talk to anyone who isn't willing to fight the Bearmaster.   
   
(pic unrelated it is not the bearmaster)
I prefer to start every Omegle conversation with
"DARE YOU FIGHT THE BEARMASTER?!"
I don't want to talk to anyone who isn't willing to fight the Bearmaster.

(pic unrelated it is not the bearmaster)
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User avatar #38 - deathwilldie (11/13/2012) [-]
the ovaries dont make eggs only store them. sorry but it was bothering me.
#32 - jaimesabrina (11/13/2012) [-]
**jaimesabrina rolled a random image posted in comment #205 at If Romney won **  mfw
**jaimesabrina rolled a random image posted in comment #205 at If Romney won ** mfw
User avatar #16 - hyrule (11/13/2012) [-]
I heard another good girl check is asking a girl who claims to be older than 18 about Vera Wang. I believe she makes huge name dresses?

And kids under the age of 16 wouldn't know about 'ovulating'. They know periods and PMS, but not the actual cycle.
#18 to #16 - ilialiali (11/13/2012) [-]
**ilialiali rolled a random image posted in comment #268 at Halo 4 ** i learned that **** today.... at school
User avatar #20 to #18 - hyrule (11/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, I actually learned the science about a little about it in Bio, then more in AP Bio. Prior to that, we just knew what we hear other guys talking about
#23 to #20 - ilialiali (11/13/2012) [-]
**ilialiali rolled a random image posted in comment #87017 at Ponyville ** Grade 9 health class (they teach everything so early now) but i knew a lot of stuff before that
#24 to #23 - ilialiali (11/13/2012) [-]
**ilialiali rolled a random image posted in comment #16722 at Drawing & Art ** Fail rolls
User avatar #14 - basicargentinian (11/13/2012) [-]
Unless he's like 12 I don't understand how he can not know what ovulating is, ffs, it's basic knowledge.
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