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User avatar #17 - monsterman (11/11/2012) [+] (7 replies)
One day at track practice, I vomited on the track right in front of the sprinting team. (I'm a distance runner.)
I had some grape fruit leathers before, so my vomit was black.
Next thing I know, half the track team thinks I worship Satan.
#1 - NigJames (11/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i have a similar story, except instead of rumors they were guns.
and instead of home i shot up the school.
#6 - colonelroymustang (11/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
There was once a rumor that the only reason I was in America was because I'd been banished from Kenya. I'm white.
#27 - ismet (11/11/2012) [+] (5 replies)
There was a rumour about a kid in primary school that he was born without an asshole and they had to drill him one when he was born.

I still don't understand how we all believed it...
#56 - cmcghie (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
When I was in 7th grade, my friends and I started a rumor about me. The rumor was whenever the cafeteria served hot dogs, I would put the hot dog in my pocket, go the bathroom, stick it in my butt and fart it out.

We wanted to see how absurd rumors could be and have people believe them. It ended with the school psychologist telling me it's fine to be gay, and he called my parents to tell them about it.
#30 - piiloo (11/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#12 - stargatesturge (11/11/2012) [-]
For a month the people I lived with had managed to convince themselves that I was an evil crow sorceress who got the crows to do my bidding. This started up at the first of the month and I only learned about it the day before I left. I wish I had known sooner. I would have exploited the crap out of that. Not to mention it explains why I couldn't make friends.
For a month the people I lived with had managed to convince themselves that I was an evil crow sorceress who got the crows to do my bidding. This started up at the first of the month and I only learned about it the day before I left. I wish I had known sooner. I would have exploited the crap out of that. Not to mention it explains why I couldn't make friends.
User avatar #47 - drunkasaurus (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
When I was in sixth grade everyone would tell me I was gay. I laughed about it but it honestly really upset me at the time. Few years later I realized I actually was gay, I told my friends and they were like "This is what we've been trying to tell you for how many years?"
User avatar #11 - crazyanger (11/11/2012) [-]
When I was in 8th grade I was rumored to be a pothead.

The rumour was based on the way I walk.
#24 - obnoxygen (11/11/2012) [-]
There was a rumor that I had gotten a complete sex change in high school. These people known me since kindergarden.
There was a rumor that I had gotten a complete sex change in high school. These people known me since kindergarden.
User avatar #7 - taintedtruffle (11/11/2012) [-]
People used to say I was albino. ... I have green eyes and brown hair WTF :T
User avatar #73 - ButtonFly ONLINE (11/12/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Junior year of high school a rumor went around say I was dead. It was so weird to walk into school the next day when a girl spotted me and started screaming.
#50 - hahastoned (11/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #2 - docxy (11/11/2012) [+] (8 replies)
when i was i used a scooter to go to school. one day while going home the handle bars popped off, the rest fell over, and i landed without reacting to any of it until it ended. i just went meh, picked it up and qwoped home. the next day i heard three rumors about how it "actually" happened
a.) i was hit by a car
2.) i crashed into something
○.) i crashed into something and cried like a bitch
#105 - illegalartist (11/12/2012) [-]
Apparently I stabbed a kindergartner when I was in 9th grade.
#66 - therealrainbowdash (11/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
In middle school, everyone said I was emo because on ONE day, i had a band-aid on my wrist and this one girl thought it was from me cutting myself.    
So thereon, everyone thought i was emo.
In middle school, everyone said I was emo because on ONE day, i had a band-aid on my wrist and this one girl thought it was from me cutting myself.
So thereon, everyone thought i was emo.
User avatar #33 - therepoststrangler (11/11/2012) [-]
Someone at my school started a rumor that I was dead, even though I still went there.
User avatar #81 - soyunperdedor (11/12/2012) [-]
In primary, people started a rumor that I hated white people. I am white.
#59 - dengekisushi (11/12/2012) [+] (6 replies)
When I was a Freshman, I dated this guy for about a week and his ex and I didn't get along at all at the time.
So she got all pissed off and spread a rumor that I was a whore, even though I never had my first kiss until I was almost eighteen, and I've done nothing more than that.

And later that school year, one of my guy friends let it be known to most of our peers that I was a prude who would never get with a guy, and people have been teasing me about that for years.

And there was another rumor in middle school after lunch one day (literally right after lunch) that my friend and I were lesbians just because I gave her a piggyback ride.
Some black chick literally stopped us in the hallway and asked if we were lesbians (well, the fact that my friend was going through the "I think I'm bisexual" phase didn't help my case any).
#69 to #59 - ragged (11/12/2012) [-]
The lesson here is to have a penis.
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