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#99 - icedcarbon (11/12/2012) [-]
1. Slow mindless zombies that get their heads crushed easily and it's the only spot to kill (ridiculous and not likely at all) - Just enjoy life around... easily killing any motherfucker in front of you.   
   
2. Super fast zombies like in L4D (not likely) - You're dead, you have time to do nothing.   
   
3. Zombies which retain everything a human has except their mentality (they'll move as fast as normal (hopefully since they'd be retarded they would limp, fall or not sprint fast enough) Can be killed normally but nervous system doesn't work (so they don't feel pain so shooting the head still is the most effective way, but making it bleed to death or stopping the heart will work too) <-- this is the most realistic way and more likely than the invincibility bullshit of brains destroying only people make up.   
   
Only problem now is, to find a disease that could spread easily into more than 90% of the world's population... all we get in this world is aids and flues that make you cough and sneeze.
1. Slow mindless zombies that get their heads crushed easily and it's the only spot to kill (ridiculous and not likely at all) - Just enjoy life around... easily killing any motherfucker in front of you.

2. Super fast zombies like in L4D (not likely) - You're dead, you have time to do nothing.

3. Zombies which retain everything a human has except their mentality (they'll move as fast as normal (hopefully since they'd be retarded they would limp, fall or not sprint fast enough) Can be killed normally but nervous system doesn't work (so they don't feel pain so shooting the head still is the most effective way, but making it bleed to death or stopping the heart will work too) <-- this is the most realistic way and more likely than the invincibility bullshit of brains destroying only people make up.

Only problem now is, to find a disease that could spread easily into more than 90% of the world's population... all we get in this world is aids and flues that make you cough and sneeze.


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