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Don't tell the army about WWZ..

Not OC. Thanks to goodguy itsallinthefunny!
Movie/Book www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcwTxRuq-uk WWZ
You'll love it<3

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Expectation Reality
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the zombies dont find me
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to stop the tom bles. we
advise that you stay in your
home until furthur notice
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User avatar #7 - viscerys (11/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
My theory is that society won't collapse instantly like all the stories say it does. I imagine the governments would react immediately and most likely succeed in qeulling the outbreak before it spreads too far.
#61 - Fgner ONLINE (11/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Okay, let's discuss this realistically. For a zombie outbreak to occur, it would require the transmission of a virus, bacteria, or fungal infection. Now, in order for this outbreak to gain any momentum, the infection would have to spread rapidly.
The first option for such explosive growth is a dormant bacterial infection (as bacterial infections are virtually always contact based). The bacteria would lie dormant until death, where it would assume control. It could spread throughout half the planet before the first activation occured, and by then it would be to late to isolate it. However, bacteria are often very easy to kill, so the elimination of the infection could be as simple as some sanitizer bombs and antibacterial pills.
The second option is an airborn fungal infection. This infection would be similar to the ant mind control fungus, that assumes control of it's host by hijacking the nervous system. Fungi also tend to grow and divide rapidly. However, fungi have a nasty habit of killing their host themselves and have rather short lifetimes. So this must be ruled out.
The third option is an airborn viral infection. This infection would splice the genes of it's unfortunate victim, similar to the Chimera virus in Resistance. Viruses are so tiny, that filters from gas masks would most likely not even prevent the infection. Therefore, no way could possibly prevent the infection of anyone downwind of any viral outbreak. Also, because it works on a genetic level, and viruses can mutate much more rapidly than any other organism (well, they aren't living, so they aren't really organisms), they could assume an adapt and survive method unbelievably fast. By modifying the way the host breeds, grows, etc. the gene could make it's host virtually indestructable (numerous hearts, turn the entire body into one big brain, grow plates of armor, etc) This is the most likely event. CONTINUED
#80 - tehmuffenman (11/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #57 - ronyx (11/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
According to the WarZ novel it took the government over 3 years to almost erradicate all of the zombies, humanity almost reached extinction. Mainly because China covered the issue and then the virus spread through the black organ market. The US did not do much until it was too late.
User avatar #4 - theangryrussian (11/11/2012) [-]
my expectations :activate electric razor-wire fence, activate solar panels, wind turbine and water turbine, and watch the zeds get fried. I live on a farm, so we have all the generators just in case...
#2 - zzonked (11/11/2012) [-]
But if the stuff on the right hasn't happened and it's what you really think will happen, isn't it the actual expectation?
User avatar #59 - Crusader (11/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I don't think that it would work that way, there would be too much pandemonium for the government to keep everything together and they would either have to give ground, or shoot everything which would cause more people to fight and die and would leave few people to govern over.
Honestly, the most realistic scenario I can think of is in World War Z where they try to hide it, go behind the Rockies, get everything together and 10 years later go on the offensive and gradually work their way across the USA and Canada. And later would gradually work through other countries.
User avatar #46 - CRONIK (11/12/2012) [-]
This is actually true, but if they didn't do anything I would bring a smg and a very sharp long knife, zombies cant bite you in they dont have heads
#27 - maxeire (11/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
They always kinda avoid the bit where a few zombies becomes the apocalypse in fiction, think about it though. how many zombies have you killed in any given game? If everybody was capable of killing just two zombies, boom crisis averted. And thats without the police n army n guns n thermonuclearwarheads n thunderguns n 						****					. Gif related
They always kinda avoid the bit where a few zombies becomes the apocalypse in fiction, think about it though. how many zombies have you killed in any given game? If everybody was capable of killing just two zombies, boom crisis averted. And thats without the police n army n guns n thermonuclearwarheads n thunderguns n **** . Gif related
User avatar #35 to #27 - gammajk ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Problem is that there are no established rules on how to "kill" a zombie, are they l4d zombies, world war z zombies, day z zombies, etc etc.
Just read world war z and you'll understand exactly why it's possible for it to happen
User avatar #9 - cheesewithmold (11/12/2012) [+] (13 replies)
There's no way there wouldn't be major casualties. People are dumb.
And the army containing it isn't as easy as it seems. The armies not trained to handle masses of enemies charging at them.
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#111 - baaltomekk (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
He killed a non-infected with a grenade. YOU MONSTER!
User avatar #18 - A Pickle (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
What if the army soldiers became zombies?
#17 - fukyouto (11/12/2012) [+] (7 replies)
in reality, it would be treated like any other disease and probably do very little damage
#110 - thecrazyonedf (11/12/2012) [-]
here's what I think would be required for the zombie apocalypse to succeed.

1. it would have to be dormant in at least 30-40% of the earth's population and activate at the same time, the military is simply too strong for zombies, so they would have to attack them from the inside. them and the rest of the world.

2. they would have to be like resident evil's T-virus, otherwise, they would all lose their legs in a year and their arms in a few months, then we'd just have a bunch of zombie worms squirming around everywhere. because every time you DO anything, you damage your muscles slightly. this is why you become sore after working out. the T-virus regenerated damage.

3. remember that 40% most of that would have to be military AND some of the people who would actually know what to do in the zombie apocalypse, or else the scramble for supplies would cause many of us to kill each other just by depleting resources found in walmart.

there are more, but these are 3 big ones.
#99 - icedcarbon ONLINE (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
1. Slow mindless zombies that get their heads crushed easily and it's the only spot to kill (ridiculous and not likely at all) - Just enjoy life around... easily killing any 						************					 in front of you.   
   
2. Super fast zombies like in L4D (not likely) - You're dead, you have time to do nothing.   
   
3. Zombies which retain everything a human has except their mentality (they'll move as fast as normal (hopefully since they'd be retarded they would limp, fall or not sprint fast enough) Can be killed normally but nervous system doesn't work (so they don't feel pain so shooting the head still is the most effective way, but making it bleed to death or stopping the heart will work too) &lt;-- this is the most realistic way and more likely than the invincibility 						********					 of brains destroying only people make up.   
   
Only problem now is, to find a disease that could spread easily into more than 90% of the world's population... all we get in this world is aids and flues that make you cough and sneeze.
1. Slow mindless zombies that get their heads crushed easily and it's the only spot to kill (ridiculous and not likely at all) - Just enjoy life around... easily killing any ************ in front of you.

2. Super fast zombies like in L4D (not likely) - You're dead, you have time to do nothing.

3. Zombies which retain everything a human has except their mentality (they'll move as fast as normal (hopefully since they'd be retarded they would limp, fall or not sprint fast enough) Can be killed normally but nervous system doesn't work (so they don't feel pain so shooting the head still is the most effective way, but making it bleed to death or stopping the heart will work too) <-- this is the most realistic way and more likely than the invincibility ******** of brains destroying only people make up.

Only problem now is, to find a disease that could spread easily into more than 90% of the world's population... all we get in this world is aids and flues that make you cough and sneeze.


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User avatar #84 to #83 - swalshy (11/12/2012) [-]
its ok :]
User avatar #26 - biggrand (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
there would be a lot of dumb ***** at wal-mart if this ever happened
User avatar #22 - tehbomb (11/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Does the zombie outbreak start with only one zombie? Or does it infect a whole bunch at once, starting a quick swarm of 1000-2000? Even so, it would take years to infect most of the world, by which time it would have been stopped by authorities. You could just go to wherever it wasn't infected for about a month.
#3 - zslayer ONLINE (11/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
In all reality, when (not if, but when) the Zombie Apocalypse actually happens, we don't know if it'll be an air board virus or what.
So it could it and wipe out over 60% of the population of the world in a blink of an eye, people dropping everywhere succumbing to the virus.
You think you'd survive that, be "immune"... but you're not. Only a small percentage of human beings would be, and even then there's very little possibility of any kind of vaccine being made for it.
And all you people with "zombie plans" who think they are "prepared" for when the proverbial **** hits the fan... you're not the only one.
There would be thousands, millions even, doing the exact same thing you would... your plan wouldn't be all that "special"

So in the event of a zombie apocalypse, do what I plan on doing (That is, if you aren't dead yet).
Pull up a chair, crack open a beer, and watch the sun set one final time... and then?
Then go out in style, take as many of those zombie bastards with you as you can.
#29 - fantomen (11/12/2012) [-]
&gt;2012   
&gt;not being properly armed against the zombie menace/ Obama VS the south civil war   
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>2012
>not being properly armed against the zombie menace/ Obama VS the south civil war
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