Would you Rather?. Oc by me. would Wu marte r... Drink and um: EM' Smoke and tly Yea Smoke and Fly". do LSD and...teleport i am a Stoner and Love THEM
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would Wu marte r...
Drink and um: EM' Smoke and tly
Yea Smoke and Fly"
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#4 - SmellyClaw (11/11/2012) [-]
do LSD and...teleport
do LSD and...teleport
#1 - legodude ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
Smoke and fly?
User avatar #6 - charv (11/12/2012) [-]
Double high?
User avatar #12 - suddenlypotatoes (11/12/2012) [-]
Smoking and driving is honestly not difficult..
User avatar #13 to #12 - shazmothree (11/12/2012) [-]
If anything it makes me more alert
User avatar #15 to #13 - suddenlypotatoes (11/12/2012) [-]
I just hate all the uneducated masses concerning marijuana that think when you smoke the road turns to bananas and you cant keep driving because you think you're in a big bowl of soup. Literally just makes everything more interesting especially the music
User avatar #16 to #15 - shazmothree (11/12/2012) [-]
Ikr? People have always smoked while driving and very rarely do you hear about someone getting in an accident just because they were high
User avatar #17 to #16 - makedonski (11/12/2012) [-]
Very rarely is it possible to be tested immediately after an accident for having recently smoked.
User avatar #18 to #17 - shazmothree (11/12/2012) [-]
I know that, but any emt or cop will recognize immediately when someone's high
User avatar #19 to #18 - makedonski (11/12/2012) [-]
Is it really so easy to tell? I mean scientifically prove it, like with a breathalyzer for alcohol.
User avatar #20 to #19 - shazmothree (11/12/2012) [-]
You can't breathalyze them, but when there's weed in the car and the people in the car look baked I think they can say that they were high
User avatar #24 to #22 - makedonski (11/12/2012) [-]
me?
User avatar #25 to #24 - Icedangel (11/12/2012) [-]
Not you, sha-whatever.

You make sense and think of it objectively. I mean, you can think pot is the greatest thing in the world, but it doesn't mean it doesn't have it's downsides. It's something you just need to accept.
User avatar #26 to #22 - shazmothree (11/12/2012) [-]
Maybe it's that way for some people, but it's not that way for me and many other smokers
User avatar #23 to #20 - Icedangel (11/12/2012) [-]
Seriously though, it's ********* like you that wind up killing people and giving everyone who uses weed a bad name.
User avatar #21 to #15 - Icedangel (11/12/2012) [-]
Just because you don't realize the danger you put yourself, and others, in doesn't mean it's okay.

I mean, I ******* love playing with machetes, but you don't see me swinging it around in crowds. I know it doesn't make you see weird **** , but you can't tell me your reaction speed isn't slowed down. In smaller neighborhood streets it's fine, but once you go into main streets or highways you've crossed the line.

Only takes on fatal accident and you gotta deal with that guilt for the rest of your life. Smoke smart. It's people who think it's perfectly harmless who get into crashes.
User avatar #27 to #21 - suddenlypotatoes (11/12/2012) [-]
Well can I still drive and masturbate?
#8 - herpderppppp (11/12/2012) [-]
if i took 5 shots and drove id have trouble staying on the road. if i smoked a blunt as i was driving 80 down the high way the only difference would be id be having way more fun
User avatar #14 - shazmothree (11/12/2012) [-]
Do shrooms and take over controls for curiosity.
User avatar #29 - anbieter (01/04/2013) [-]
Hello, Taylor Sutton
#11 - thetom (11/12/2012) [-]
And fly.......
And fly.......
User avatar #10 - commanderbunbun (11/12/2012) [-]
insert "getting high" pun here, and i'm off!
User avatar #9 - mcbmichael (11/12/2012) [-]
whos says ill crash and die in the car
#7 - Azz (11/12/2012) [-]
Well hello there Taylor...
User avatar #3 - SuttBex (11/11/2012) [-]
I can't drive or fly, so it's basically do you wanna die drunk or high.
I choose drunk, less terrifying.
User avatar #2 - Mahazama (11/11/2012) [-]
Which has killed more?
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