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#9 - finalkai
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(11/11/2012) [-]
tip #6
STANground
#8 - naitsabesh ONLINE
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(11/11/2012) [-]
according to number 83 i should never make decicions.
#17 to #8 - dragongod
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(11/11/2012) [-]
Furious mastuerbation will help that.
#24 to #17 - pineapplepeople
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(11/12/2012) [-]
He'd have to decide to do so.
#10 - xxfalconxx
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(11/11/2012) [-]
56 would be much better if they left the swag component out.
#62 to #10 - tehrox
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(11/12/2012) [-]
**** off, just because a lot of douches and whores overuse the term that doesn't mean your a fag if you say you have swag it just means you have self confidence unlike how the users on this site.
#64 to #62 - tehrox
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(11/12/2012) [-]
*half not how
#5 - breakfastlunch
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(11/11/2012) [-]
I'm not sure heart surgeons should follow this creed.
#19 to #5 - lordumpalumpa
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(11/11/2012) [-]
Not to mention it is written as "this advice applies to ALMOST any situation" I suggest you should read much much much more carefully good sir...
#6 to #5 - jedawg
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(11/11/2012) [-]
Not to mention it contradicts bro tip# 13.
#15 - pepemex
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(11/11/2012) [-]
I don't need a list of cliches to live my life. Also **** your swag faggotry.
#23 to #15 - xyxoz
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(11/12/2012) [-]
Congrats: you've followed about a third of these rules and looked like a douchebag in one sentence.
#12 - vileghas
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(11/11/2012) [-]
Brotip 19 "Would you bang your best friend of the same gender? No. Now you understand the friendzone"... So, people are being friendzoned, because their crush of the opposite gender is not gay? wat?
#50 to #12 - scientistsalarian
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(11/12/2012) [-]
i think it ment that girls can view guys the same way they do their girl-friends or something like that
#11 - sidathon
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(11/11/2012) [-]
brotip #>9000

Don't quote memes if you want this chick
#35 - jebcys
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(11/12/2012) [-]
Are you kidding me? #10.

Obviously I wouldnt bang the same gender best friend I have since he has a ******* penis.
male + female =/= male + male

**** friendzone.
And **** you op
And **** everything
#37 to #35 - trollofhalo
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(11/12/2012) [-]
I think that most of these "brotips" are made by swagfags anyhow.
#40 to #37 - srskate
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(11/12/2012) [-]
It is still damn good advice.
#39 to #35 - srskate
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(11/12/2012) [-]
So you are saying that you feel no sexual attraction to your best friend?

Isn't it entirely possible that women who put men in the friend zone feel exactly that way?
#45 to #39 - nextweekisthefries
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(11/12/2012) [-]
I thumb in the name of reason, for you
#46 to #45 - srskate
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(11/12/2012) [-]
Thank you, good sir.
#51 to #39 - jebcys
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(11/12/2012) [-]
You dont get it. I feel no attraction because he has a ******* penis and im not gay. if my best friend would be a girld i'd **** the hell out of her since i know her more than anything
#52 to #51 - srskate
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(11/12/2012) [-]
No, sir. I understood that completely. I am saying that maybe that girl doesn't want to **** you back. She just sees you as a nothing more than a friend just as you see your male friend as nothing more than a friend.
#55 to #52 - jebcys
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(11/12/2012) [-]
I dont see my friends as ********* because i am not gay.
she dont see me as **** mate because ******* friendzone.

you dont explain friendzone at all
#56 to #55 - srskate
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(11/12/2012) [-]
Now I just think you are in denial. The friend zone isn't some magical device that prevents her legs from speading for you. She just does not feel any sexual attraction to you. It is entirely possible. It's very common in the world, actually. You see, women have opinions. One of them may be that they don't want to date you.
#59 to #56 - jebcys
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(11/12/2012) [-]
Yea, I understand that, but here im going with my first point ; how in the hell, the fact that a dude doesnt see another dude as a ******** would explain a female doesnt see a male as a **** mate? the dude doesnt see the other dude as a ******** since he doesnt like penises.
if the girl doesnt see him as a ********, either way she as well doesnt like penises OR other reasons are behind it. once again, it doesnt explain the friendzone at all.
#61 to #59 - srskate
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(11/12/2012) [-]
Okay, now i think I get why you are confused.
I hope the other comment I left you helps. If not, I'm out of ideas.
#65 to #61 - jebcys
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(11/12/2012) [-]
meh, I understand they see us as a friend and nothing more, but i dont get WHY. If we got all the qualities they are seeking for, and a penis, why.the.hell.

sorry if I've been a little drastic but i need to understand why would she tell a friend '' oh my god I wish I could find someone like you, you are so perfect and you are always here for me blablabla bitch's ******** ''
#68 to #65 - srskate
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(11/12/2012) [-]
Well that does sound like some bitches ********. I was leaning more towards the side of the friendzone where a girl just sees you as a friend and leaves it at that.

"oh my god I wish I could find some one like you, you are so perfect and you are always here for me blablabla bitch's ******** ''

That is an entirely different kind of friendzone, and its gayyyyyyyyyyyy
#54 to #52 - jebcys
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(11/12/2012) [-]
Youre missing the point. I See my male friends as ******* MALES.

If she dont want to **** me its another reason than saying i dont want to **** dudes, im not gay, shes not gay, so if she dont want to **** me its not cause i dont **** dudes. it doesnt explain the friend-zone at all
#57 to #54 - srskate
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(11/12/2012) [-]
The point of the example wasn't that your friend is a male, if it helps, I'll change the example.

Think of a girl you know that you do not have any sexual attraction towards. You would put her in the "friend zone."
Now image the genders reversed.
#60 to #57 - jebcys
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(11/12/2012) [-]
If you are a male, unless shes ugly as ****, why the ******* hell you wouldn't date her..? if you are enjoying spending time with her you would enjoy ******* her I believe. if you are friends it mean you understand eachothers and all the ****. girls doesnt friendzone guys caus e they are ********,

tl;dr nothing explain friendzone yet
#63 to #60 - srskate
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(11/12/2012) [-]
Okay, I'm going back to the whole idea of denial.
You are not a women, so maybe you don't understand their beliefs. Women aren't as sex driven as men. Women don't date someone purely on appearance. Additionally, just as you and I have different views on why you should date someone, women have different views as well. Some women may date you on the grounds you mentioned, but other may just enjoy spending time with you, but they do not see you as a good significant other, for whatever reason.

tl;dr
i started to ramble, women may just not want to date someone for reasons other than sex
#67 to #63 - jebcys
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(11/12/2012) [-]
I think that males doesnt need female friends, i mean, whats the goal of having some since you cannot do male things with them? such as playing videogames or even farting. you need to get classy with females, which is why every female i know a little more intimate is a potential girlfriend as i dont need female friends.. can you explain me the purpose of having female friends?
#69 to #67 - srskate
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(11/12/2012) [-]
I have a bunch of female friends that I hang out with through common social places such as school. However, I am a pretty awkward guy, and I learn to act through experience. Let me just say that I don't have too much experience hanging out with women who are not my girl friend 1 on 1. If you are that close with a girl, you might as well date her.
#70 to #69 - jebcys
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(11/12/2012) [-]
the girl that is in your school group and you talk 2-3 times a day is not in your '' friendzone '' shes your friend but shes not friendzoned. if you'd go in a 1v1 with her maybe you would like eachothers and decide to date her.

im talking about a close friend, not the kind i mentioned before but a good friend that you often go 1v1 together but no way she could date you, like, srsly? hell no you are her friend!

that girl in your group you probably just dont know her enough and im sure shes closer to a stranger than a best friend, which is why you arent friendzoned since you dont even think about dating her.

my point, do you see it, padawan?
#71 to #70 - srskate
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(11/12/2012) [-]
Well I disagree with you on a few points (i do know these girls very well, I just don't hang out with them outside of school) Thats irrelevant though.

See. the problem we've been having is that we have been thinking of two different scenarios. I am thinking of a scenario where I ask one of these girls out and they say no. You are thinking of entirely different circumstances, so NOW I see your point.
funny how that happens right? We actually agreed with each other the whole time!

But it still stands that the girl probably just doesn't see you like that. I dont know why or how, but thats probably just how it is
#73 to #71 - jebcys
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(11/12/2012) [-]
I dont know why or how

quoting you since it explains all my feelings. at first i just wanted to call ******** on the #10 tip

i mean, yea they see us as a friend like we see our GUY friends as friends, but its over 9000 times more complicated than that.

anyway, i loved to talk with you, maybe we should date? or you friend-zoned me already..
#28 - anon
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(11/12/2012) [-]
brotip #20 is true for most girls who say that, but for some of us, we really are looking for someone to talk about Pokémon and stuff with. Or at least someone who can teach us about it.
#29 to #28 - lazyvoltage
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(11/12/2012) [-]
Girl, give me your number and you can learn me Harden while I Squirtle them Jigglypuffs.god that was terrible
#31 to #29 - longpubes
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(11/12/2012) [-]
let me hydropump that ass?
#33 to #28 - tdogmeds
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(11/12/2012) [-]
Can I have it?
#18 - smokedmeatlog
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(11/11/2012) [-]
most of them were obviously written by girls like #10 and 20.