The wrong way.. All the time.. Michael 4 hours ago near Saint Louis, MO. on It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized on the same day.  The wrong way All the time Michael 4 hours ago near Saint Louis MO on It all makes sense now Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized same day
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Michael
4 hours ago near Saint Louis, MO. on
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized on the same day.
Leviticus 20: 13 - "if a man lays with another man he should be stoned." We' gewust been
interpreting it wrong all these years.
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User avatar #3 - ketchuphil
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(11/11/2012) [-]
leviticus 20:13

"If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."

funny joke but not accurate to the actual bible.
User avatar #4 to #3 - thewebspinner
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there are loads of different translations of the bible, that's one of the reasons there are so many different churches...
User avatar #5 to #4 - rawrbowwow
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I"m pretty sure the reason there are so many churches is because people can't all get to the same one. And even if they could, it wouldn't be big enough.
#6 to #5 - GIJorge
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#7 to #5 - anonymousditto
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thumb for you
User avatar #12 to #5 - thelonelyfeel
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He probably meant why there are different branches of christianity.
#21 to #12 - remsaman
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User avatar #23 to #21 - thelonelyfeel
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(11/12/2012) [-]
It did.
User avatar #10 to #4 - schwerdaddy
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http://bible.cc/leviticus/20-13.htm
I highly doubt there is a widely-accepted translation similar to the one in the pic.

But again, like the other guy said, the joke is still good.
#22 - theoriginaltyson
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(11/12/2012) [-]
Well would you look at that
#30 to #22 - luizhsm [OP]
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(11/12/2012) [-]
Ho ho hoo
User avatar #31 to #22 - BeardOfJesus
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(11/12/2012) [-]
blaze it faggot.
User avatar #35 to #31 - theoriginaltyson
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(11/12/2012) [-]
420 OFWGKTA BLAZE IT BLOWIN O'S **** ILLUMINATI
User avatar #38 to #35 - BeardOfJesus
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(11/12/2012) [-]
#4201#SMOKINDATWEEDERRYDAY#YOLO#SWAG#***************
#1 - GmCity
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#8 - mdawgsome **User deleted account**
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#11 - sefyu
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(11/11/2012) [-]
What the actual f-. This is illuminating.
User avatar #15 - youcame
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(11/12/2012) [-]
"'If a man lies with a male, as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them"

Nothing about being stoned.
User avatar #17 to #15 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account**
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It all depends on which version you're reading.
User avatar #19 to #17 - youcame
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http://bible.cc/leviticus/20-13.htm

only version that involves stoning is "Gill's Exposition of the Entire Bible"

and why the **** am i getting thumbed down for quoting? Never said i agree with it, I support gay rights.
User avatar #26 to #19 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account**
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I know, dude. It's just that there's a LOT of different translations of the bible. They all say basically the same thing, but the english is slightly diferent. It's like i someone said, "I would like a Coke." in spanish, someone might translate it that way, or translate it as "I would like a drink." It's just that older texts, especially ones that english draws little structure from (unlike, for instance, spanish or english) are harder to directly translate. Gave you a green thumb to try to lessen the red storm, though.
#36 - zaskaishi
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(11/12/2012) [-]
This is fantastic
This is fantastic
User avatar #16 - ubuv
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(11/12/2012) [-]
It would have been better if it were legalized in 2013. Look at the chapter numbers.
User avatar #18 to #16 - trollgasm
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(11/12/2012) [-]
Well it's only in a few states right now.... MAYBE , in 2013 the whole country till legalize it :)
User avatar #27 to #18 - cupcaketroll
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(11/12/2012) [-]
If gay marriage is legalized everywhere by 2013 I will be super happy for TWO reasons now!
User avatar #24 - dipshitz
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(11/12/2012) [-]
gay "marriage" is still illegal in 42 out of 50 states
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#14 - sketchysketchist
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**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Justice ** Lol, stoned gay men.
#25 to #14 - anon id: fac4575c
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Dickbiscuit what are you 12??
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