The wrong way.. All the time.. Michael 4 hours ago near Saint Louis, MO. on It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and being legalized on the same day. Leviticus
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The wrong way.

All the time.

Michael
4 hours ago near Saint Louis, MO. on
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and ********* being legalized on the same day.
Leviticus 20: 13 - "if a man lays with another man he should be stoned." We' gewust been
interpreting it wrong all these years.
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#45 - missylyn (11/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #42 - ZakisBak (11/12/2012) [-]
HARF HARF BIBLE DUMB, DIS FUNNAY **** GUYS, AM I COOL YET? OH RIGHT

WEED IS GOOD 2, I GET REALY HIGH GUYS ALL THE TIME

Now, all I have to do is screenshot and upload, should b frontpage worthy by FJ's logic
User avatar #40 - srapture (11/12/2012) [-]
http://bible.cc/leviticus/20-13.htm

Quite a few translation. Not one mention of stoning :/
#36 - zaskaishi (11/12/2012) [-]
This is fantastic
This is fantastic
#33 - eleanortook (11/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #32 - mrfourtysevenman (11/12/2012) [-]
the bible dosnt say **** about men marrying
or doing anything standing up.
User avatar #24 - dipshitz (11/12/2012) [-]
gay "marriage" is still illegal in 42 out of 50 states
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#22 - theoriginaltyson (11/12/2012) [-]
Well would you look at that
User avatar #31 to #22 - BeardOfJesus (11/12/2012) [-]
blaze it ****** .
User avatar #35 to #31 - theoriginaltyson (11/12/2012) [-]
420 OFWGKTA BLAZE IT BLOWIN O'S **** ILLUMINATI
User avatar #38 to #35 - BeardOfJesus (11/12/2012) [-]
#4201#SMOKINDATWEEDERRYDAY#YOLO#SWAG# ***************
#30 to #22 - luizhsm (11/12/2012) [-]
Ho ho hoo
User avatar #20 - majormoron (11/12/2012) [-]
What we have here is sheer win ladies and gentlemen.
User avatar #16 - ubuv (11/12/2012) [-]
It would have been better if it were legalized in 2013. Look at the chapter numbers.
User avatar #18 to #16 - trollgasm (11/12/2012) [-]
Well it's only in a few states right now.... MAYBE , in 2013 the whole country till legalize it :)
User avatar #27 to #18 - cupcaketroll (11/12/2012) [-]
If gay marriage is legalized everywhere by 2013 I will be super happy for TWO reasons now!
User avatar #15 - youcame (11/12/2012) [-]
"'If a man lies with a male, as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them"

Nothing about being stoned.
User avatar #17 to #15 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (11/12/2012) [-]
It all depends on which version you're reading.
User avatar #19 to #17 - youcame (11/12/2012) [-]
http://bible.cc/leviticus/20-13.htm

only version that involves stoning is "Gill's Exposition of the Entire Bible"

and why the **** am i getting thumbed down for quoting? Never said i agree with it, I support gay rights.
User avatar #26 to #19 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (11/12/2012) [-]
I know, dude. It's just that there's a LOT of different translations of the bible. They all say basically the same thing, but the english is slightly diferent. It's like i someone said, "I would like a Coke." in spanish, someone might translate it that way, or translate it as "I would like a drink." It's just that older texts, especially ones that english draws little structure from (unlike, for instance, spanish or english) are harder to directly translate. Gave you a green thumb to try to lessen the red storm, though.
#14 - sketchysketchist (11/12/2012) [-]
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Justice ** Lol, stoned gay men.
#25 to #14 - anonymous (11/12/2012) [-]
Dickbiscuit what are you 12??
#11 - sefyu (11/11/2012) [-]
What the actual f-. This is illuminating.
User avatar #9 - creativemystery (11/11/2012) [-]
Eh, saw it already. Still funny as hell though.
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User avatar #3 - ketchuphil ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
leviticus 20:13

"If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."

funny joke but not accurate to the actual bible.
User avatar #4 to #3 - thewebspinner (11/11/2012) [-]
there are loads of different translations of the bible, that's one of the reasons there are so many different churches...
User avatar #10 to #4 - schwerdaddy (11/11/2012) [-]
http://bible.cc/leviticus/20-13.htm
I highly doubt there is a widely-accepted translation similar to the one in the pic.

But again, like the other guy said, the joke is still good.
User avatar #5 to #4 - rawrbowwow (11/11/2012) [-]
I"m pretty sure the reason there are so many churches is because people can't all get to the same one. And even if they could, it wouldn't be big enough.
User avatar #12 to #5 - thelonelyfeel (11/11/2012) [-]
He probably meant why there are different branches of christianity.
User avatar #23 to #21 - thelonelyfeel (11/12/2012) [-]
It did.
#7 to #5 - anonymousditto (11/11/2012) [-]
thumb for you
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