The wrong way.. All the time... leviticus 20:13 "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will  The wrong way All the time leviticus 20:13 "If a man lies with as one woman both of them have done what is detestable They must be put to death; their blood will
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#3 - ketchuphil
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(11/11/2012) [-]
leviticus 20:13

"If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."

funny joke but not accurate to the actual bible.
#4 to #3 - thewebspinner
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(11/11/2012) [-]
there are loads of different translations of the bible, that's one of the reasons there are so many different churches...
#5 to #4 - rawrbowwow
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(11/11/2012) [-]
I"m pretty sure the reason there are so many churches is because people can't all get to the same one. And even if they could, it wouldn't be big enough.
#6 to #5 - GIJorge
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(11/11/2012) [-]
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#7 to #5 - anonymousditto
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(11/11/2012) [-]
thumb for you
#12 to #5 - thelonelyfeel
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(11/11/2012) [-]
He probably meant why there are different branches of christianity.
#21 to #12 - remsaman
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(11/12/2012) [-]
#23 to #21 - thelonelyfeel
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(11/12/2012) [-]
It did.
#10 to #4 - schwerdaddy
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(11/11/2012) [-]
http://bible.cc/leviticus/20-13.htm
I highly doubt there is a widely-accepted translation similar to the one in the pic.

But again, like the other guy said, the joke is still good.
#22 - theoriginaltyson
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(11/12/2012) [-]
Well would you look at that
#30 to #22 - luizhsm [OP]
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(11/12/2012) [-]
Ho ho hoo
#31 to #22 - BeardOfJesus
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(11/12/2012) [-]
blaze it faggot.
#35 to #31 - theoriginaltyson
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(11/12/2012) [-]
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#38 to #35 - BeardOfJesus
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(11/12/2012) [-]
#4201#SMOKINDATWEEDERRYDAY#YOLO#SWAG#***************
#1 - GmCity ONLINE
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(11/11/2012) [-]
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#8 - mdawgsome **User deleted account**
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#11 - sefyu
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(11/11/2012) [-]
What the actual f-. This is illuminating.
#15 - youcame
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(11/12/2012) [-]
"'If a man lies with a male, as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them"

Nothing about being stoned.
#17 to #15 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account**
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(11/12/2012) [-]
It all depends on which version you're reading.
#19 to #17 - youcame
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(11/12/2012) [-]
http://bible.cc/leviticus/20-13.htm

only version that involves stoning is "Gill's Exposition of the Entire Bible"

and why the **** am i getting thumbed down for quoting? Never said i agree with it, I support gay rights.
#26 to #19 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account**
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(11/12/2012) [-]
I know, dude. It's just that there's a LOT of different translations of the bible. They all say basically the same thing, but the english is slightly diferent. It's like i someone said, "I would like a Coke." in spanish, someone might translate it that way, or translate it as "I would like a drink." It's just that older texts, especially ones that english draws little structure from (unlike, for instance, spanish or english) are harder to directly translate. Gave you a green thumb to try to lessen the red storm, though.
#36 - zaskaishi
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(11/12/2012) [-]
This is fantastic
This is fantastic
#16 - ubuv
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(11/12/2012) [-]
It would have been better if it were legalized in 2013. Look at the chapter numbers.
#18 to #16 - trollgasm
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(11/12/2012) [-]
Well it's only in a few states right now.... MAYBE , in 2013 the whole country till legalize it :)
#27 to #18 - cupcaketroll
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(11/12/2012) [-]
If gay marriage is legalized everywhere by 2013 I will be super happy for TWO reasons now!
#24 - dipshitz
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(11/12/2012) [-]
gay "marriage" is still illegal in 42 out of 50 states
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#14 - sketchysketchist
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(11/12/2012) [-]
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Justice ** Lol, stoned gay men.
#25 to #14 - anon
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(11/12/2012) [-]
Dickbiscuit what are you 12??
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