The wrong way.. All the time.. Michael 4 hours ago near Saint Louis, MO. on It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized on the same day.

The wrong way.

All the time.

Michael
4 hours ago near Saint Louis, MO. on
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized on the same day.
Leviticus 20: 13 - "if a man lays with another man he should be stoned." We' gewust been
interpreting it wrong all these years.
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User avatar #3 - ketchuphil (11/11/2012) [+] (8 replies)
leviticus 20:13

"If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."

funny joke but not accurate to the actual bible.
User avatar #5 to #4 - rawrbowwow (11/11/2012) [-]
I"m pretty sure the reason there are so many churches is because people can't all get to the same one. And even if they could, it wouldn't be big enough.
#22 - theoriginaltyson (11/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Well would you look at that
#1 - GmCity ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
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#11 - sefyu (11/11/2012) [-]
What the actual f-. This is illuminating.
User avatar #15 - youcame (11/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
"'If a man lies with a male, as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them"

Nothing about being stoned.
User avatar #19 to #17 - youcame (11/12/2012) [-]
http://bible.cc/leviticus/20-13.htm

only version that involves stoning is "Gill's Exposition of the Entire Bible"

and why the **** am i getting thumbed down for quoting? Never said i agree with it, I support gay rights.
#36 - zaskaishi (11/12/2012) [-]
This is fantastic
This is fantastic
User avatar #16 - ubuv (11/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
It would have been better if it were legalized in 2013. Look at the chapter numbers.
User avatar #24 - dipshitz (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
gay "marriage" is still illegal in 42 out of 50 states
#14 - sketchysketchist (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Justice ** Lol, stoned gay men.
User avatar #40 - srapture (11/12/2012) [-]
http://bible.cc/leviticus/20-13.htm

Quite a few translation. Not one mention of stoning :/
#45 - missylyn (11/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #20 - majormoron (11/12/2012) [-]
What we have here is sheer win ladies and gentlemen.
User avatar #9 - creativemystery (11/11/2012) [-]
Eh, saw it already. Still funny as hell though.
User avatar #2 - nadastress (11/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #42 - ZakisBak (11/12/2012) [-]
HARF HARF BIBLE DUMB, DIS FUNNAY **** GUYS, AM I COOL YET? OH RIGHT

WEED IS GOOD 2, I GET REALY HIGH GUYS ALL THE TIME

Now, all I have to do is screenshot and upload, should b frontpage worthy by FJ's logic
User avatar #32 - mrfourtysevenman (11/12/2012) [-]
the bible dosnt say **** about men marrying
or doing anything standing up.
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