oh yes i will. . When I' m 50 I' m going to PISS myself laughing At all the crippled Alcoholic, who used to live by the phrase. But literally, because you're old. You will literally piss yourself.
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User avatar #1 - WhattheNorris (11/11/2012) [-]
But literally, because you're old.

You will literally piss yourself.
User avatar #17 - blargmode (11/11/2012) [-]
When I'm 70, I'm gonna piss myself laughing at the poor nurse that will have to clean up the mess
#122 - ballzach (11/11/2012) [-]
When im 50 im just gona be laughing at the cripples, just like i do now
#131 to #122 - occamsrazor (11/11/2012) [-]
I'll trade the rest of this season of Walking Dead for more Breaking Bad
#28 - bopcityamerica (11/11/2012) [-]
I'm gonna eat healthy and take care of my body....BECAUSE YOLO
I'm gonna eat healthy and take care of my body....BECAUSE YOLO
#39 to #28 - andnowducks (11/11/2012) [-]
I'm going to prank people because YOLO and it's fun.
I'm going to prank people because YOLO and it's fun.
#31 to #28 - sindrone (11/11/2012) [-]
popccorn isn' t really healthy you know..?
popccorn isn' t really healthy you know..?
User avatar #33 to #31 - pukingrainbows (11/11/2012) [-]
without butter and salt there's nothing wrong with it.
User avatar #35 to #33 - sindrone (11/11/2012) [-]
without salt and butter popcorn tastes like nothing... that' s what' s wrong with it
User avatar #36 to #35 - pukingrainbows (11/11/2012) [-]
It tastes fine to me. Oh well, everybody is entitled to their opinions.
#40 to #33 - crippsy (11/11/2012) [-]
no it still is pretty fattening
User avatar #41 to #40 - pukingrainbows (11/11/2012) [-]
146 calories in 2.5 cups and 11% of a days worth of fiber. That's not that bad.
User avatar #48 to #31 - popcornisland (11/11/2012) [-]
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY NATIONS OFFICIAL FOOD?
#50 to #31 - swedishviking (11/11/2012) [-]
it acctually contains hemoglobin wich ís for tranfering oxgyn to your vital organs and so on.
User avatar #46 to #28 - psychobeastjr (11/11/2012) [-]
i'm gonna go out and excercise everyday because YOLO
User avatar #34 to #28 - SgtTonnerre (11/11/2012) [-]
I'm always gonna put my seatbelt while driving. YOLO!
#11 - yourociroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Youre going to piss yourself either way by then
#47 to #11 - anon (11/11/2012) [-]
you're*
#132 to #47 - anon (11/11/2012) [-]
shut up
User avatar #81 to #11 - mostlyshits (11/11/2012) [-]
dude, my dad is 60 and he still lifts faggit
User avatar #24 to #11 - mynameisgeorge (11/11/2012) [-]
50 isn't that old

People generally lose control of their bladders in their late 70s
User avatar #29 to #24 - griphun (11/11/2012) [-]
I was just about to type something like this when I read this.

People need to learn..
#144 to #24 - anon (11/11/2012) [-]
stealing comment #1 and not even giving credit faggot
User avatar #215 to #144 - mynameisgeorge (11/12/2012) [-]
Are you sure you aren't trying to reply to the guy I replied to?
User avatar #117 to #24 - misterkinz (11/11/2012) [-]
what about when you are a baby
#138 - silentnigga (11/11/2012) [-]
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#145 - peeeons (11/11/2012) [-]
Why wait till i'm 50? I do that **** now.
#42 - victorfzec (11/11/2012) [-]
At that time, most of those people would be dead already
At that time, most of those people would be dead already
#45 - ofmiceandmen (11/11/2012) [-]
I personally prefer Carpe Diem.

<Or this.
#25 - danceswithbears (11/11/2012) [-]
because you know nobody drank before people started saying yolo
#194 to #25 - anon (11/12/2012) [-]
He never said that people who say yolo are the only ones who drink but that they are more likely to.
#73 - cancerousiguana (11/11/2012) [-]
I've never heard anybody say YOLO except in a joking manner or because they were bitching about it.
I've never heard anybody say YOLO except in a joking manner or because they were bitching about it.
#76 to #73 - unoletmehavename (11/11/2012) [-]
I saw it on facebook once my friend posted it looked serious and she is like drunk and do stupid ****
User avatar #87 to #73 - boomdady (11/11/2012) [-]
I went to magic mountain (six flags) with my brother and cousin not too long ago. My brother ended up sitting next to some guy on one of the roller coasters who must've blurted out "YOLO" at the top of his lungs 25 items before the ride was over
User avatar #104 to #73 - misticalz ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
I miss that song, what is it.
User avatar #134 to #104 - pukingrainbows (11/11/2012) [-]
heya by outkast
User avatar #135 to #134 - misticalz ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
Thanks.
#2 - stonecore (11/11/2012) [-]
Ill be laughing the day i turn 69
User avatar #5 to #2 - billybong (11/11/2012) [-]
I'd hope so, it would be your birthday after all
#95 - wawforever (11/11/2012) [-]
The only time I see yolo is when someone's complaining about it. I only ever hear people saying it in a joking way
#125 to #114 - malhaloc ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
happened to my friend's dad. he was legally declared dead for 3 minutes. no heart beat, brain activity, respiration, nothing.
#150 - kloopy (11/12/2012) [-]
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#44 - orgasm (11/11/2012) [-]
#57 to #44 - gengetsu (11/11/2012) [-]
Everytime your heart beats there is a small pause inbetween those beats. In that moment you still live but at the same time you could say you're dead. So let's say you've lived for 80 years, your heart would have paused in a total time of around 40 years.
So for every second that it does not beat and then beats again, multiplying that by the amount of seconds you've lived, would that mean you've lived [insert half amount of lifespan in seconds] times?
User avatar #195 to #57 - amuter ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
whether or not you're alive isn't defined by hearth beat!
User avatar #245 to #195 - gengetsu (11/12/2012) [-]
I know the brain counts too, but let's say that wouldn't matter.

And I feel offended by the amount of red thumbs, it's just a question.
#246 to #245 - amuter ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
YOU ASKED A QUESTION!!
#247 to #246 - gengetsu (11/12/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, please don't hurt me.
#248 to #247 - amuter ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
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#249 to #248 - gengetsu (11/13/2012) [-]
Anything but that!
#250 to #249 - amuter ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
#251 to #250 - gengetsu (11/13/2012) [-]
Reaction war... reaction war never changes.
#252 to #251 - amuter ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
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#254 to #253 - amuter ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
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#255 to #254 - gengetsu (11/14/2012) [-]
A period tsunami, eh? Seems like quite the problem for them.
#256 to #255 - amuter ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
I don't even know the anime characters that you've posted so far
I don't even know the anime characters that you've posted so far
#257 to #256 - gengetsu (11/14/2012) [-]
The "consider the following" girl is Shino Amakusa from Seitokai Yakuindomo.
The sad girl is I think Cirno (someone correct me if I'm wrong) from touhou (a game series, not an official anime).
The "not in the ass desu" girl is Suiseiseki from Rozen Maiden.
The "Don't make me kick your ass" girl is Yui Hirasawa from K-ON!
And the girl with the Gendo Pose is Kana Minami from Minami-ke.
I don't know the girl's name or wherein she's featured with the "Why would you do that?" text.
Oh, and the girl to the left of this post is Fuuko Ibuki from Clannad.
Hope I helped ya.
#258 to #257 - amuter ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
I am assuming that you really like anime
User avatar #259 to #258 - gengetsu (11/15/2012) [-]
Oh why yes I quite do. Do take a look if you're interested at my profile.
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User avatar #260 to #259 - amuter ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
I did not know that there was such a website, but I am not suprised either. I've watched naruto, bleach, eyeshield 21, hitman reborn, and an another that I don't remember the name of(girl for a right hand) I only watch one piece every week now days though.
User avatar #261 to #260 - gengetsu (11/15/2012) [-]
There are a few sites like this, but I prefer MAL. It's as far as I know by far the most convenient website for keeping a list on your anime and sharing it with other people. It also gives you recommendations so I highly recommend thoroughly taking a look at it.
#262 to #257 - anon (11/21/2012) [-]
The one you don't know is from Manabi Straight.
User avatar #263 to #262 - gengetsu (11/21/2012) [-]
Thanks. It'd be helpful if you could edit posts here but meh.
#19 - crilleballe (11/11/2012) [-]
People who actually understand the logic behind saying 'You only live once', will not be alcoholics, crippled or ********* .
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User avatar #22 to #19 - therulethirtyfour (11/11/2012) [-]
Those people are also the people who don't yell out "YOLO."
User avatar #38 - PenguinsOfMars ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
I haven't ever heard anyone say it without trying to be sarcastic or ironic.
#18 - jaigurudevaom (11/11/2012) [-]
People with stretchers when they're old
People with stretchers when they're old
#21 to #18 - nunuman (11/11/2012) [-]
I've told so many of my freinds that they are going to regret it... But nahh, it looks totally awesome, yeah just wait and see...
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