hmm. . Benjamin- birth centre! pelts be for men. it makes much more sense go unload at gun than to sheet at e Lilia: ' It. Until "Benjamin" realizes that one of few ways to actually stop gamete formation requires chemicals and hormones that halt cell reproduction. Which..  hmm Benjamin- birth centre! pelts be for men it makes much more sense go unload at gun than to sheet e Lilia: ' It Until "Benjamin" realizes that one of few ways actually stop gamete formation requires chemicals and hormones halt cell reproduction Which
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#1 - whosaidwut
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(11/11/2012) [-]
Until "Benjamin" realizes that one of few ways to actually stop gamete formation requires chemicals and hormones that halt cell reproduction. Which.. is pretty important for living.
Meanwhile, women only need hormones that stop the egg from being released as well as a number of other things that are relatively otherwise harmless to the woman.
Picture meant for Benjamin and his hippy ********, and lack of scientific understanding or the ability to google **** he knows nothing about apparently.
User avatar #23 to #1 - flingwing
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theres a pill that simply stops the adding of sperm to semen. also a twice yearly injection that kills the sperm and doesnt change anything else
User avatar #155 to #1 - hawaiianhappysauce
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When you said benjamin I thought you would refer to assassins creed where benjamin talks about just taking an older woman over a younger one...
User avatar #3 to #1 - toonlinktwentytwo
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIaL5QiKbWI
betcha never thought of this
User avatar #10 to #3 - knightofthefunny
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Seems like there would be a high possibility of sterilization. Also, imagine if one of those 5 percent make it. You got a downy baby and no ones happy. After all, it only takes one.
User avatar #108 to #10 - TheCodFather
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If your in a relationship combine it with the womans morning after pill, plus it is still in testing stage so anything like sterilization would be fixed
User avatar #4 to #3 - whosaidwut
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You are quite right. I had not.

Despite the relative harmlessness of the pill it does have a side effect which could be bad or ************* by the person taking the pill. Ball shrinkage.

Interesting video, and thank you for bringing it to my attention.
If it wasn't for the experimental status and shrinking I'd definitely prefer that stuff over anything else.
User avatar #107 to #4 - TheCodFather
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Smaller balls would be preferable I'd thought, plus.. I don't think any of us here have sex often enough for the shrinkage of balls to be a constant thing. :|

User avatar #120 to #1 - Fgner
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No need to stop gamete formation, actually. All you need to do is prevent the sperm from getting to the egg. That's how condoms and cervical caps work.
User avatar #67 to #1 - ThePieGuy
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I'm pretty sure it was just a little joke, nothing to get butthurt over.
#194 to #67 - wiredrage
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someone always takes it personally on fj
and then all moronic twelve year olds who think if they thumb him up, they are just as smart, do just that
User avatar #101 - biggrand
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stick a rubber ball in her uterus and clog it up
#134 to #101 - anon id: 9301c51e
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There is something similar, I think its called a diaphram but basically its this cup they put in their uterus to collect semen.
#104 to #101 - rapetape
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#115 - Fgner
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Actually the most effective birth control method is with men. It's been applied in India to control their population outbreaks as it is a one time deal that only requires a 20 minute procedure on the male. They inject a concrete-like solution into the tubes leading to the testicles that blocks the sperm's escape. It's virtually painless as a matter of fact, has almost 0 side-effects, and is extremely cheap (you'd basically just pay for a doctors visit). The material lasts for 10 years with a 100% effectiveness, and if you want to have it removed, simply go back, they'll wash it out with another harmless solution, and within a month you'll be good to go. However, numerous countries refuse to admit the procedure as accepted medicine because it would put birth control companies out of business completely.
#148 to #115 - spacelubber
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This form of contraceptive is known as RISUG in India I believe.
User avatar #143 to #115 - phantomangel
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It doesn't "block the sperms' escape", it chemically cripples them so they're no longer capable of making it to the egg and fertilizing successfully. The reason it's such an amazing, revolutionary method is because men do not have any sort of dampener on their libido, and it does not block the production and escape of sperm from the body. Once the procedure's done, no man will ever even be able to tell a difference from before. And the ONE case of it failing is when the injection was kim jongistered incorrectly, so this **** works. Seriously. I can't wait for it to get to America. We're tired of taking pills every day/getting implants/going for monthly injections so men don't have to wear condoms. Whiners. >.>
#177 to #143 - xxTheJesterxx
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Can't stop laughing at kim jongistered
Can't stop laughing at kim jongistered
#172 to #143 - chezburgadominator
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>kim jongistered


Filters are ******* stupid.
User avatar #144 to #143 - phantomangel
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Wow, kim jongistered. That was "ad.ministered" with a nice filter. Thanks FJ.
#218 to #143 - Fgner
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Sorry, I read it so long ago and I'm running on so little sleep from writing papers... Thanks for correcting me though! Thumb for you!
#146 to #143 - anon id: a58d0eaa
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Kim Jongistered?

Sounds like a term synonymous with "****** up, bad"
User avatar #149 to #146 - phantomangel
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Blame the FJ filters, god dammit! Ad.min is a filtered word, ergo so is ad.ministrated. Should've used the damn word "applied".
#130 to #115 - herecomesjohnny
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so you're saying people found a way to put ciment in their balls.
so you're saying people found a way to put ciment in their balls.
#131 to #130 - Fgner
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Cement*

And it's not cement... but... essentially... yes.
User avatar #132 to #131 - kajtakan
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where does the sperm go then?
User avatar #219 to #132 - Fgner
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It doesn't actually block the sperm. It simply chemically cripples them on the way out. My good friend above corrected me. You still get to bust all your loads!
#138 to #132 - anon id: 5382f29f
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Your balls produce sperm all the time, and if there's too much the excessive sperm is simply excreted.

also
>no side effects
Except that you can't have children
User avatar #145 to #138 - anthonyh
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Where is it excreted at, your sweat glands or some ****? I don't want to be sweating semen the next time I work out.
#220 to #145 - Fgner
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See above.   
   
But I'd love to sweat semen. I'd be Swemen Man! (pronounced sweh-men) I'd run around, sweating a storm, and then hugging anyone I see with a wedding ring. I'd proceed to follow them home to their spouses, covering in my glorious semen! Then, I would video tape the entire fight as their spouse accuses them of cheating when they tell the oh-so-believable story that a random guy sweating semen attacked them and that it's not what they think, and put it on the internet for your entertainment!   
   
tl;dr I'm the physical embodyment of this.
See above.

But I'd love to sweat semen. I'd be Swemen Man! (pronounced sweh-men) I'd run around, sweating a storm, and then hugging anyone I see with a wedding ring. I'd proceed to follow them home to their spouses, covering in my glorious semen! Then, I would video tape the entire fight as their spouse accuses them of cheating when they tell the oh-so-believable story that a random guy sweating semen attacked them and that it's not what they think, and put it on the internet for your entertainment!

tl;dr I'm the physical embodyment of this.
User avatar #137 to #131 - herecomesjohnny
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sorry, i'm foreign
#150 - megustaurmother
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But no one wears a bullet proof vest on their_ face_
But no one wears a bullet proof vest on their_ face_
User avatar #136 - ancientpride
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ah but doesnt it make sense to wear a bulletproof vest if you plan to be shot by every gun in a 5 mile radius
User avatar #167 to #136 - evanomicfour
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^This
#171 to #136 - evanomicfour
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^This is a clever man.
#117 - AirborneAlpha
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I rarely ever shoot at actual people. I mostly target practice.   
   
Got to get my aim just right.    
   
imsoalone
I rarely ever shoot at actual people. I mostly target practice.

Got to get my aim just right.

imsoalone
User avatar #183 - jalthelas
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**jalthelas rolls 22** 66
User avatar #185 to #183 - kanatana
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Win or fail, I just can't decide.
#184 to #183 - jalthelas
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#129 - xXMAQXx
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OR... you could just shoot em in the head
#139 to #129 - atrumaliger
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But what about Quick-shooters and misfires? :o    
   
(gif related; what you shoulda posted)
But what about Quick-shooters and misfires? :o

(gif related; what you shoulda posted)
#164 - sausageparty
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Stairs are best contraceptive
#170 - coolcalx
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(11/12/2012) [-]
it's better to wear protection, than to assume that everyone else has taken their bullets out.