hmm. . Benjamin- birth centre! pelts be for men. it makes much more sense go unload at gun than to sheet at e Lilia: ' It. Until "Benjamin" realizes that one of few ways to actually stop gamete formation requires chemicals and hormones that halt cell reproduction. Which..
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Benjamin-
birth centre! pelts be for men. it makes much more sense
go unload at gun than to sheet at e
Lilia: ' It
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#1 - whosaidwut (11/11/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Until "Benjamin" realizes that one of few ways to actually stop gamete formation requires chemicals and hormones that halt cell reproduction. Which.. is pretty important for living.
Meanwhile, women only need hormones that stop the egg from being released as well as a number of other things that are relatively otherwise harmless to the woman.
Picture meant for Benjamin and his hippy ******** , and lack of scientific understanding or the ability to google **** he knows nothing about apparently.
User avatar #101 - biggrand (11/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
stick a rubber ball in her uterus and clog it up
#115 - Fgner (11/11/2012) [+] (16 replies)
Actually the most effective birth control method is with men. It's been applied in India to control their population outbreaks as it is a one time deal that only requires a 20 minute procedure on the male. They inject a concrete-like solution into the tubes leading to the testicles that blocks the sperm's escape. It's virtually painless as a matter of fact, has almost 0 side-effects, and is extremely cheap (you'd basically just pay for a doctors visit). The material lasts for 10 years with a 100% effectiveness, and if you want to have it removed, simply go back, they'll wash it out with another harmless solution, and within a month you'll be good to go. However, numerous countries refuse to admit the procedure as accepted medicine because it would put birth control companies out of business completely.
#150 - megustaurmother (11/11/2012) [-]
But no one wears a bullet proof vest on their_ face_
But no one wears a bullet proof vest on their_ face_
User avatar #136 - ancientpride (11/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
ah but doesnt it make sense to wear a bulletproof vest if you plan to be shot by every gun in a 5 mile radius
#117 - AirborneAlpha (11/11/2012) [-]
I rarely ever shoot at actual people. I mostly target practice.   
   
Got to get my aim just right.    
   
imsoalone
I rarely ever shoot at actual people. I mostly target practice.

Got to get my aim just right.

imsoalone
User avatar #183 - jalthelas (11/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**jalthelas rolls 22** 66
#129 - xXMAQXx (11/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
OR... you could just shoot em in the head
#164 - sausageparty (11/12/2012) [-]
Stairs are best contraceptive
#170 - coolcalx (11/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
it's better to wear protection, than to assume that everyone else has taken their bullets out.
#140 - gmarrox ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
I have a hair trigger.
#198 - fuckdickcock (11/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
9 years ago a person named Jerry got dared to sleep in a house that was belived haunted.The next day his friends waited for him out side the house

.................................................... They had to go inside and search for him. They went through every room exept the attic. He wasn't supposed to sleep there.He was SUpposed to sleep in the living room They went into the attic. They saw Jerry's corpse and they just left because they were scared. But that night they all died because of their friend. He killed them all for making him sleep in that house
If you don't send this to 11 comments you will die tonight by Jerry.
Example 1:
A man named Stewart Read this and didn't belive it. He shut off his computer and went through his day. That night while he was in bed he heard something outside of his door. He got up to look. And now he's dead.
Example 2:
A Girl named Haley Read this in the morning and she got scared but she didn't send it. She wanted to know if it was true. She went to school (She was only 13 years old) and that night she died.
If you don't post this on 11 comments tonight
#200 to #198 - richardastley (11/12/2012) [-]
If you don't use this, people will think you're being serious. Oh wait...
#7 - part (11/11/2012) [+] (8 replies)
By the time she reaches sexual maturity, a female already has every single gamete she'll ever have. Guys constantly make more. Birth control stops the menstrual cycle, resulting in the eggs just sitting there rather than being released from the ovaries. Birth control for guys would require stopping meiosis, which in all likelihood would result in the stopping of mitosis as well. Cuts wouldn't heal, muscles would tear themselves apart, the already slow rate of nerve cell reproduction would cease. We'd slowly become less and less mentally and physically capable until we become incapable of motion and starve, and those would be the lucky people. So that's why there's birth control for women and not for men.
#189 - FairyGodParents (11/12/2012) [-]
Reminds me of an argument I had with my brother about brushing our teeth before or after breakfast. I told him you wouldn't put on armor after the battle is over, to which he replied you wash your truck before you go mudding.

mfw.
#208 - infested (11/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Actually, they're working on that, its a pill that destroys the flagellum of sperm cells so that they can't get to the eggs

The problem is they can't reverse the effects
#75 - sweetellie (11/11/2012) [+] (12 replies)
****					 the pill. First chance I get, I'm getting sterilized.
**** the pill. First chance I get, I'm getting sterilized.
User avatar #77 to #75 - imabser (11/11/2012) [-]
No you're not.
User avatar #28 - pfccross (11/11/2012) [-]
but birth control can help women have lighter periods too, so its beneficial for them to take it. Why both aren't available, I don;t know.
#174 - mastercolossus (11/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**mastercolossus rolled a random image posted in comment #156 at post results ** there is a pill for men. its called chemical castration.
User avatar #161 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (11/11/2012) [-]
Sperm is mass-produced at all times in males, whereas there's at most ONE egg ready to make babies with in a female. And that egg can only be fertilized within a small time-frame, and there's a small chance of conception within that time anyway, and the body can be fooled into not producing an egg pretty easily...

It's just obvious to make the birth control pill for females. Male birth control is condoms.
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