hmm. . Benjamin- birth centre! pelts be for men. it makes much more sense go unload at gun than to sheet at e Lilia: ' It. Until "Benjamin" realizes that one of few ways to actually stop gamete formation requires chemicals and hormones that halt cell reproduction. Which..
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#150 - megustaurmother (11/11/2012) [-]
But no one wears a bullet proof vest on their_ face_
But no one wears a bullet proof vest on their_ face_
#117 - AirborneAlpha (11/11/2012) [-]
I rarely ever shoot at actual people. I mostly target practice.   
   
Got to get my aim just right.    
   
imsoalone
I rarely ever shoot at actual people. I mostly target practice.

Got to get my aim just right.

imsoalone
#115 - Fgner (11/11/2012) [-]
Actually the most effective birth control method is with men. It's been applied in India to control their population outbreaks as it is a one time deal that only requires a 20 minute procedure on the male. They inject a concrete-like solution into the tubes leading to the testicles that blocks the sperm's escape. It's virtually painless as a matter of fact, has almost 0 side-effects, and is extremely cheap (you'd basically just pay for a doctors visit). The material lasts for 10 years with a 100% effectiveness, and if you want to have it removed, simply go back, they'll wash it out with another harmless solution, and within a month you'll be good to go. However, numerous countries refuse to admit the procedure as accepted medicine because it would put birth control companies out of business completely.
#148 to #115 - spacelubber (11/11/2012) [-]
This form of contraceptive is known as RISUG in India I believe.
User avatar #143 to #115 - phantomangel (11/11/2012) [-]
It doesn't "block the sperms' escape", it chemically cripples them so they're no longer capable of making it to the egg and fertilizing successfully. The reason it's such an amazing, revolutionary method is because men do not have any sort of dampener on their libido, and it does not block the production and escape of sperm from the body. Once the procedure's done, no man will ever even be able to tell a difference from before. And the ONE case of it failing is when the injection was kim jongistered incorrectly, so this **** works. Seriously. I can't wait for it to get to America. We're tired of taking pills every day/getting implants/going for monthly injections so men don't have to wear condoms. Whiners. >.>
#177 to #143 - xxTheJesterxx (11/12/2012) [-]
Can't stop laughing at kim jongistered
Can't stop laughing at kim jongistered
#172 to #143 - chezburgadominator (11/12/2012) [-]
>kim jongistered


Filters are ******* stupid.
User avatar #144 to #143 - phantomangel (11/11/2012) [-]
Wow, kim jongistered. That was "ad.ministered" with a nice filter. Thanks FJ.
#218 to #143 - Fgner (11/12/2012) [-]
Sorry, I read it so long ago and I'm running on so little sleep from writing papers... Thanks for correcting me though! Thumb for you!
#146 to #143 - anon (11/11/2012) [-]
Kim Jongistered?

Sounds like a term synonymous with " ****** up, bad"
User avatar #149 to #146 - phantomangel (11/11/2012) [-]
Blame the FJ filters, god dammit! Ad.min is a filtered word, ergo so is ad.ministrated. Should've used the damn word "applied".
#130 to #115 - herecomesjohnny (11/11/2012) [-]
so you're saying people found a way to put ciment in their balls.
so you're saying people found a way to put ciment in their balls.
#131 to #130 - Fgner (11/11/2012) [-]
Cement*

And it's not cement... but... essentially... yes.
User avatar #132 to #131 - kajtakan (11/11/2012) [-]
where does the sperm go then?
User avatar #219 to #132 - Fgner (11/12/2012) [-]
It doesn't actually block the sperm. It simply chemically cripples them on the way out. My good friend above corrected me. You still get to bust all your loads!
#138 to #132 - anon (11/11/2012) [-]
Your balls produce sperm all the time, and if there's too much the excessive sperm is simply excreted.

also
>no side effects
Except that you can't have children
User avatar #145 to #138 - anthonyh (11/11/2012) [-]
Where is it excreted at, your sweat glands or some **** ? I don't want to be sweating semen the next time I work out.
#220 to #145 - Fgner (11/12/2012) [-]
See above.   
   
But I'd love to sweat semen. I'd be Swemen Man! (pronounced sweh-men) I'd run around, sweating a storm, and then hugging anyone I see with a wedding ring. I'd proceed to follow them home to their spouses, covering in my glorious semen! Then, I would video tape the entire fight as their spouse accuses them of cheating when they tell the oh-so-believable story that a random guy sweating semen attacked them and that it's not what they think, and put it on the internet for your entertainment!   
   
tl;dr I'm the physical embodyment of this.
See above.

But I'd love to sweat semen. I'd be Swemen Man! (pronounced sweh-men) I'd run around, sweating a storm, and then hugging anyone I see with a wedding ring. I'd proceed to follow them home to their spouses, covering in my glorious semen! Then, I would video tape the entire fight as their spouse accuses them of cheating when they tell the oh-so-believable story that a random guy sweating semen attacked them and that it's not what they think, and put it on the internet for your entertainment!

tl;dr I'm the physical embodyment of this.
User avatar #137 to #131 - herecomesjohnny (11/11/2012) [-]
sorry, i'm foreign
User avatar #101 - biggrand (11/11/2012) [-]
stick a rubber ball in her uterus and clog it up
#134 to #101 - anon (11/11/2012) [-]
There is something similar, I think its called a diaphram but basically its this cup they put in their uterus to collect semen.
#140 - gmarrox ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
I have a hair trigger.
User avatar #136 - ancientpride (11/11/2012) [-]
ah but doesnt it make sense to wear a bulletproof vest if you plan to be shot by every gun in a 5 mile radius
User avatar #167 to #136 - evanomicfour (11/12/2012) [-]
^This
#171 to #136 - evanomicfour (11/12/2012) [-]
^This is a clever man.
#1 - whosaidwut (11/11/2012) [-]
Until "Benjamin" realizes that one of few ways to actually stop gamete formation requires chemicals and hormones that halt cell reproduction. Which.. is pretty important for living.
Meanwhile, women only need hormones that stop the egg from being released as well as a number of other things that are relatively otherwise harmless to the woman.
Picture meant for Benjamin and his hippy ******** , and lack of scientific understanding or the ability to google **** he knows nothing about apparently.
User avatar #23 to #1 - flingwing (11/11/2012) [-]
theres a pill that simply stops the adding of sperm to semen. also a twice yearly injection that kills the sperm and doesnt change anything else
User avatar #155 to #1 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/11/2012) [-]
When you said benjamin I thought you would refer to assassins creed where benjamin talks about just taking an older woman over a younger one...
User avatar #3 to #1 - toonlinktwentytwo (11/11/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIaL5QiKbWI
betcha never thought of this
User avatar #10 to #3 - knightofthefunny (11/11/2012) [-]
Seems like there would be a high possibility of sterilization. Also, imagine if one of those 5 percent make it. You got a downy baby and no ones happy. After all, it only takes one.
User avatar #108 to #10 - TheCodFather (11/11/2012) [-]
If your in a relationship combine it with the womans morning after pill, plus it is still in testing stage so anything like sterilization would be fixed
User avatar #4 to #3 - whosaidwut (11/11/2012) [-]
You are quite right. I had not.

Despite the relative harmlessness of the pill it does have a side effect which could be bad or ************* by the person taking the pill. Ball shrinkage.

Interesting video, and thank you for bringing it to my attention.
If it wasn't for the experimental status and shrinking I'd definitely prefer that stuff over anything else.
User avatar #107 to #4 - TheCodFather (11/11/2012) [-]
Smaller balls would be preferable I'd thought, plus.. I don't think any of us here have sex often enough for the shrinkage of balls to be a constant thing. :|

User avatar #120 to #1 - Fgner (11/11/2012) [-]
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No need to stop gamete formation, actually. All you need to do is prevent the sperm from getting to the egg. That's how condoms and cervical caps work.
User avatar #67 to #1 - ThePieGuy (11/11/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure it was just a little joke, nothing to get butthurt over.
#194 to #67 - wiredrage (11/12/2012) [-]
someone always takes it personally on fj
and then all moronic twelve year olds who think if they thumb him up, they are just as smart, do just that
#189 - FairyGodParents (11/12/2012) [-]
Reminds me of an argument I had with my brother about brushing our teeth before or after breakfast. I told him you wouldn't put on armor after the battle is over, to which he replied you wash your truck before you go mudding.

mfw.
#208 - infested (11/12/2012) [-]
Actually, they're working on that, its a pill that destroys the flagellum of sperm cells so that they can't get to the eggs

The problem is they can't reverse the effects
#212 to #208 - anon (11/12/2012) [-]
That's not true. The effects are completely reversible. They're at the mouse-testing stage, and it's looking good, so hopefully they'll make it marketable within the next 10 years. (Without sounding like too much of a 'feminist'), I think it's the next big step for feminism. Hopefully guys will actually have the stones to use it without feeling all emasculated because their sperms don't work.
User avatar #223 to #212 - godtherapist (11/12/2012) [-]
This is not a step forward in 'feminism" it is a step forward for Men's Rights. There was already a male pill in the works which was protested against by Feminists.
User avatar #216 to #212 - joyfullreaper (11/12/2012) [-]
actually they are using it right now in India because they have less bureaucracy in the way of drugs than america/Europe
#214 to #212 - infested (11/12/2012) [-]
Good news indeed anon, but I don't think it's really emasculating, it's convenient and you don't need to rely on condoms anymore, so it should be coveted for guys who want to "feel more"
User avatar #183 - jalthelas (11/12/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 22** 66
User avatar #185 to #183 - kanatana (11/12/2012) [-]
Win or fail, I just can't decide.
User avatar #28 - pfccross (11/11/2012) [-]
but birth control can help women have lighter periods too, so its beneficial for them to take it. Why both aren't available, I don;t know.
#174 - mastercolossus (11/12/2012) [-]
**mastercolossus rolled a random image posted in comment #156 at post results ** there is a pill for men. its called chemical castration.
#203 to #174 - triggathepirate (11/12/2012) [-]
dat relevant face...
#129 - xXMAQXx (11/11/2012) [-]
OR... you could just shoot em in the head
#139 to #129 - atrumaliger (11/11/2012) [-]
But what about Quick-shooters and misfires? :o    
   
(gif related; what you shoulda posted)
But what about Quick-shooters and misfires? :o

(gif related; what you shoulda posted)
#164 - sausageparty (11/12/2012) [-]
Stairs are best contraceptive
#170 - coolcalx (11/12/2012) [-]
it's better to wear protection, than to assume that everyone else has taken their bullets out.
#7 - part (11/11/2012) [-]
By the time she reaches sexual maturity, a female already has every single gamete she'll ever have. Guys constantly make more. Birth control stops the menstrual cycle, resulting in the eggs just sitting there rather than being released from the ovaries. Birth control for guys would require stopping meiosis, which in all likelihood would result in the stopping of mitosis as well. Cuts wouldn't heal, muscles would tear themselves apart, the already slow rate of nerve cell reproduction would cease. We'd slowly become less and less mentally and physically capable until we become incapable of motion and starve, and those would be the lucky people. So that's why there's birth control for women and not for men.
#8 to #7 - anon (11/11/2012) [-]
Actually, you don't need to stop production, merely render the sperm infertile. There is actually a very well funded program right now that is utilizing a specific protein that inhibits the sperm's ability to swim. This technique, along with being non-hormonal and completely safe since sperm locomotive systems are the only part of the body known to react to this protein, has resulted in a 85% decrease in fertility in male mice. Furthermore, after ceasing to kim jongister the protein, the mice's fertility shot back up.
#9 to #8 - part (11/11/2012) [-]
Wow, I didn't know that. Thanks for informing me, Anon.

And what the **** is with the outbreak of intelligent Anons contributing to the site in a positive manner?
#17 to #9 - anon (11/11/2012) [-]
It is simple. We can only comment once per hour now. What we say must be important or well thought out for us to give up our voice for an hour now. Our comments must also have enough quality and substance to be able to stand alone without the help of any gifs or images.
#40 to #17 - cachi (11/11/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #11 to #9 - anonymousditto (11/11/2012) [-]
They've always been there, they've just become more prominent. Soon i'm sure they'll get accounts and it'll be back to just the dumb anons again, but hey, what can you do? There will always be uninformed/stupid people
User avatar #15 to #11 - wacemindu (11/11/2012) [-]
I think it's more of the case that all the retarded anons have made accounts leaving smart ones because I'm encountering more and more brain dead users.
User avatar #18 to #15 - anonymousditto (11/11/2012) [-]
hmm, that could be it too, haha. That was just how it was for me, someone actually told me they wished i had an account so i decided it was about time to get one. Though, it`s very freeing being an anon, it`s just annoying to reply
#16 to #8 - shadowvision (11/11/2012) [-]
In addition to this, I was reading in a science newspaper that testing has been started on humans now, the fertility in %85 dropped to about 1000 ppm rather than the 50000 ppm, and fertility went back up after not using the stuff for... 15 weeks I think. And the coolest part, it was a gel that is applied to the skin.
#34 - sketchysketchist (11/11/2012) [-]
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at New York City. ** I'm okay as long as I get to beat someone with my gun.
#22 - antston (11/11/2012) [-]
The doctors got sissors that can dissarm your gun mate.
User avatar #217 - chuffberry (11/12/2012) [-]
as a real human female on the internet, i'd like to say that even if there was birth control for men, i'd still take birth control. no face like a pepperoni pizza, no niagara falls every time i stand up, no crying hysterically for no ascertainable reason, no inflating to the size of a small country, and no spending days hunched over in pain as my insides practice birthing. birth control is pretty sweet.
User avatar #222 to #217 - godtherapist (11/12/2012) [-]
So just because the make birth control pills for men that means woman need to stop taking theirs? What kind of logic is that?
User avatar #228 to #222 - lafan (11/12/2012) [-]
Women logic. Duh.
#229 to #228 - uJUSTfailed (11/12/2012) [-]
i think you dropped this
User avatar #153 - garymotherfinoak (11/11/2012) [-]
its called spermicide
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