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misses birth of his
son after being arrested for
grabbing nurse' s breasts on way
to delivery room
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#22 - ofwgbagelbites (11/11/2012) [-]
HFW his wife is pissed and leaves him
#48 - lospussy (11/11/2012) [-]
A...A...And then he touched my breasts and called me....c...c..c...cute
#44 - themoe (11/11/2012) [-]
i've waited a while to use this...
#4 - drewsky (11/11/2012) [-]
MFW Lieutenant Lt.
User avatar #14 to #4 - anonymousattorney (11/11/2012) [-]
It's like Major Major Major.
#16 to #14 - drewsky (11/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #27 to #16 - anonymousattorney (11/11/2012) [-]
You got the reference, I'm assuming?
#42 to #27 - drewsky (11/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #35 to #14 - menqudoneix (11/11/2012) [-]
or Senior Senior Senior?
User avatar #7 to #4 - YoDawgIHeardU ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
in the context its right, its like saying the ship's Captain, Capt Jack. they just didn't use a comma
User avatar #10 to #7 - drewsky (11/11/2012) [-]
So that makes the context wrong.
User avatar #11 to #10 - bluegoose (11/11/2012) [-]
no, the text is wrong. the context is okay.
User avatar #15 to #11 - drewsky (11/11/2012) [-]
But if the text is wrong, it kills the meaning of it, making the context not okay.
User avatar #50 - abunnywithaboner (11/11/2012) [-]
hmmm almost makes me think, maybe he is smarter than we think. maybe he did it to get arrested to purposely miss the delivery because he really didn't want to watch a child rip open his wife's pussy
User avatar #36 - corycool (11/11/2012) [-]
"he was just drunk" said the wife
loled
#55 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (11/11/2012) [-]
#56 - iamphoenix (11/11/2012) [-]
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#3 - eunneland (11/10/2012) [-]
This is Kent Brockman reporting from Ogden, and you're reading this in my voice
#69 - Mexicandude (11/11/2012) [-]
I don't know why you guys are arguing in the comments, the point is that this man groped a nurse's breast without her consent and the media blew it out of proportion. Nothing new.
#62 - vladhellsing (11/11/2012) [-]
"Launched a sexual assault!"
Jeez, that sounds pretty bad. Is she alright? Like, is she seriously injured or anything?
"No."
Is she pregnant?
"No, that's impossible."
Didn't she just get raped?
"I never said that."
But you just said-
"He launched a sexual assault, that's what I said."
You make it sound pretty bad, what exactly did he do to her?
"He grabbed her tits after calling her 'cute'."
What, that's it?
"Yep."
And that counts as 'assault'?
"I'm afraid so."
Don't you think you're overreacting? If anything that's a playful compliment.
"How would you like it if I grabbed your tits?"
First of all I don't have any tits, and if I did and you tried to grope them playfully after thinking I'm cute I'd kindly ask you to stop instead of immediately calling the fuzz on your arse. In fact if you were to continue I'd probably try to punch you in the face before even thinking of reaching for my telephone unless I seriously thought my life was in danger.
"Well that nurse did think her life was in danger."
What was the situation exactly?
"That drunken father in the hospital groped her as she was wheeling his labouring wife to the delivery room."
Wait wait wait... she was in a crowded hospital surrounded by witnesses, the man was clearly drunk, in the presence of his ******* pregnant wife which would've been keeping most of his attention, and the nurse seriously thought her life was in danger?
"Yep. In this situation we had no choice but to call the police. We were gonna call the army but they were too busy shooting teenagers playing with Airsoft toys."
MFW.
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User avatar #76 to #75 - vladhellsing (11/11/2012) [-]
I don't say it was right of him to do it, I'm just saying calling the police and having him arrested off the bat is an overreaction. If sternly telling him to back off didn't work then I think judicial intervention would be justified, otherwise it's like using a bazooka to kill a fly. And I'll bet if it was a female visitor groping a male doctor's crotch it'd be a totally different reaction.
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User avatar #67 to #62 - neokun (11/11/2012) [-]
What makes me more pissed off at you is that you think that everyone else is the idiot and you are right.
User avatar #73 to #67 - vladhellsing (11/11/2012) [-]
It just seems that calling the police over an incident like that is a bit of an overreaction. And I bet if you reverse the roles it'd be a totally different outcome.
#66 to #62 - swedishassassin (11/11/2012) [-]
...You're an idiot.
...You're an idiot.
User avatar #51 - thelonelyfeel (11/11/2012) [-]
"The nurse asked what he was doing"
Doesn't sound like assault to me
User avatar #25 - ningyoaijin (11/11/2012) [-]
Meanwhile, in every country that isn't America, the woman just brushes it off and that's the end of it.
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User avatar #45 to #29 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
What he's saying is that they wouldn't ******* call the police and sue him over it anywhere else. Sure as **** any woman would probably slap his **** and blame him at a ludicrous volume, but probably not anything else.
The clichée that americans always sue anyone for anything is quite justified. Because they do.
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User avatar #72 to #70 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Being groped a single time while the guy is drunk isn't really that ******* big of a deal.
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User avatar #68 - mikaelkid (11/11/2012) [-]
Let's reverse the roll here real quick Charlie:


" Wife grabbed Doctor's crotch before he operated on her husband's tumor."


1.) Opening to a porno
2.) If police are called nothing happens

But this dude did have it coming
#58 - Kirstydee (11/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #57 - guywithguitar (11/11/2012) [-]
Welcome to Utah, our state has beautiful scenery, good places to eat, good attractions, and some really ******* weird people.
#84 to #57 - Emers (11/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #85 to #84 - guywithguitar (11/15/2012) [-]
Oh, hello again friend!
User avatar #86 to #85 - Emers (11/15/2012) [-]
Hello! I'm a long ways away from the front page xD
What's up??
User avatar #87 to #86 - guywithguitar (11/15/2012) [-]
Sitting here talking to another Utahn, and browsing this wonderful place
User avatar #88 to #87 - Emers (11/15/2012) [-]
:o I'm trying to make more friends in Utah xD all my friends are out of state, so I never have anyone to hang out with. Legit feels like forever alone xD
But that sounds fun! :)
User avatar #89 to #88 - guywithguitar (11/15/2012) [-]
Indeed it is. It is forever alone, not many people here, or in general are from Utah.
User avatar #90 to #89 - Emers (11/15/2012) [-]
Agreed, but I'm too damn shy to go out to talk to anyone real xD
The internet will do for now..
User avatar #91 to #90 - guywithguitar (11/15/2012) [-]
Agreed.
User avatar #46 - happygrowman (11/11/2012) [-]
i wonder, if he started raping her, would the wife still say: oh, he ist just drunk....?
User avatar #38 - muchasmarcos (11/11/2012) [-]
so it stoped at grooping boobs or? good thing. the nurse was lucky that he didn't try to go for more. still i pity his child. with parents like that it's better of with kony.
#40 to #38 - reaperslayer ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
dude have you ever been with a girl or woman your close to and they start having that time or start giving birth?

yeah i'd be drunk too and i don't drink
User avatar #54 to #40 - muchasmarcos (11/11/2012) [-]
I'm to greedy to spend money on alcohol,
and i still know how to behave my self if you excuse me.
Also if you are a real man you don't have to act like a bitch just
cause your woman got a little crazy, and instead of acting like a
dumass and grooping every woman that's around you should be worrying
about your woman and the child she's giving birth to in this instance.
User avatar #61 to #54 - certifiedidiot (11/11/2012) [-]
I am going to laugh my ******* ass off if you end up marrying a very dominant girl, you'll never make a bloody decision on your own ever again
User avatar #78 to #61 - muchasmarcos (11/11/2012) [-]
just laugh why you stay single till you die.
i'm not the kind of guy that takes orders so don't worry u won't be marrying a femnazi.
User avatar #83 to #78 - reaperslayer ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
your the reason this exists http://news.yahoo.com/humans-becoming-less-intelligent-173400651.html
#41 to #38 - reaperslayer ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
i mean take the anger you get from stepping on something and go to curse but have to bottle it  till you get outside and times that by 9753 and then have that anger directed towards you from some1 pushing out a fricken 10 pound baby out the wazoo
i mean take the anger you get from stepping on something and go to curse but have to bottle it till you get outside and times that by 9753 and then have that anger directed towards you from some1 pushing out a fricken 10 pound baby out the wazoo
#37 - gangstafish (11/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #13 to #9 - Monoge (11/11/2012) [-]
Learn this now and learn it well: Sexually assaulting an unwilling woman in front of the soon-to-be mother of your child DOES NOT make you an alpha. It makes you the scum of the earth.
User avatar #23 to #13 - thefasrdog (11/11/2012) [-]
I know man. I was just trying to make a joke,and failing miserably I might add.
User avatar #82 to #23 - Monoge (11/12/2012) [-]
Ah. We all do that from time to time.
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