Father. . misses birth of his son after being arrested for grabbing nurse' s breasts on way to delivery room By MAIL SERVICE lti!! 1 Add to My Stuns: strts" haw
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misses birth of his
son after being arrested for
grabbing nurse' s breasts on way
to delivery room
By MAIL SERVICE
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Submitted: 11/10/2012
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#9 - thefasrdog has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #13 to #9 - Monoge (11/11/2012) [-]
Learn this now and learn it well: Sexually assaulting an unwilling woman in front of the soon-to-be mother of your child DOES NOT make you an alpha. It makes you the scum of the earth.
#22 - ofwgbagelbites (11/11/2012) [-]
HFW his wife is pissed and leaves him
#4 - drewsky (11/11/2012) [+] (10 replies)
MFW Lieutenant Lt.
#48 - lospussy (11/11/2012) [-]
A...A...And then he touched my breasts and called me....c...c..c...cute
#44 - themoe (11/11/2012) [-]
i've waited a while to use this...
User avatar #25 - ningyoaijin (11/11/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Meanwhile, in every country that isn't America, the woman just brushes it off and that's the end of it.
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#29 to #25 - gritsreborn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #50 - abunnywithaboner (11/11/2012) [-]
hmmm almost makes me think, maybe he is smarter than we think. maybe he did it to get arrested to purposely miss the delivery because he really didn't want to watch a child rip open his wife's pussy
#36 - corycool ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
"he was just drunk" said the wife
loled
#55 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (11/11/2012) [-]
#3 - eunneland (11/10/2012) [-]
This is Kent Brockman reporting from Ogden, and you're reading this in my voice
#62 - vladhellsing (11/11/2012) [+] (7 replies)
"Launched a sexual assault!"
Jeez, that sounds pretty bad. Is she alright? Like, is she seriously injured or anything?
"No."
Is she pregnant?
"No, that's impossible."
Didn't she just get raped?
"I never said that."
But you just said-
"He launched a sexual assault, that's what I said."
You make it sound pretty bad, what exactly did he do to her?
"He grabbed her tits after calling her 'cute'."
What, that's it?
"Yep."
And that counts as 'assault'?
"I'm afraid so."
Don't you think you're overreacting? If anything that's a playful compliment.
"How would you like it if I grabbed your tits?"
First of all I don't have any tits, and if I did and you tried to grope them playfully after thinking I'm cute I'd kindly ask you to stop instead of immediately calling the fuzz on your arse. In fact if you were to continue I'd probably try to punch you in the face before even thinking of reaching for my telephone unless I seriously thought my life was in danger.
"Well that nurse did think her life was in danger."
What was the situation exactly?
"That drunken father in the hospital groped her as she was wheeling his labouring wife to the delivery room."
Wait wait wait... she was in a crowded hospital surrounded by witnesses, the man was clearly drunk, in the presence of his ******* pregnant wife which would've been keeping most of his attention, and the nurse seriously thought her life was in danger?
"Yep. In this situation we had no choice but to call the police. We were gonna call the army but they were too busy shooting teenagers playing with Airsoft toys."
MFW.
#66 to #62 - swedishassassin (11/11/2012) [-]
...You're an idiot.
...You're an idiot.
#69 - Mexicandude (11/11/2012) [-]
I don't know why you guys are arguing in the comments, the point is that this man groped a nurse's breast without her consent and the media blew it out of proportion. Nothing new.
User avatar #68 - mikaelkid (11/11/2012) [-]
Let's reverse the roll here real quick Charlie:


" Wife grabbed Doctor's crotch before he operated on her husband's tumor."


1.) Opening to a porno
2.) If police are called nothing happens

But this dude did have it coming
#58 - Kirstydee (11/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #57 - guywithguitar (11/11/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Welcome to Utah, our state has beautiful scenery, good places to eat, good attractions, and some really ******* weird people.
User avatar #46 - happygrowman (11/11/2012) [-]
i wonder, if he started raping her, would the wife still say: oh, he ist just drunk....?
#43 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2012) [-]
What a boss
#28 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
why does the picture say Chris Murphy if his name is Adam Manning?
User avatar #21 - sketchE ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
ah utah the home of jailbait and milfs.... and mormons.
#12 - triedanduntrue (11/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
holy **** . I live in this very city that this happened in, and was born in that very hospital. Given, they've torn down the one i was actually born in, and built a new one, but same place....how weird.
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