Brace Yourself. Black Friday is coming.. Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for H _ sales exactly one day after" iii. Bl ' being thank
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#13 - yrhcz (11/11/2012) [-]
people ******* die every year, ******* die. trampled to death black friday is the most brutal most metal holiday there is
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#17 to #13 - hipsophobadon (11/11/2012) [-]
I remember a few years ago my mom and I sat outfront best buy all night to buy my older sister a laptop for really cheap.
We ate left over mac and cheese and played monopoly with the others in line all night.
Pretty Metal Right?
#23 to #13 - ooants (11/11/2012) [-]
Two women got tazed, a door was smashed clean off of its hinges, and a guy got pepper-sprayed last year in my town. All in the span of an hour.
User avatar #38 - tutankhamun (11/11/2012) [-]
As a non-american, some of the in-store footage from Black Friday is just unbelievable. I genuinely can't understand how people can get so violent and aggressive, pushing and fighting other people for the sake of a sale. There was that video of the middle aged man PUNCHING A YOUNG CHILD IN THE FACE to grab their item off them. I mean, what the **** ? There is so much wrong with all of that, I can't even tell you. It disgusts me and I don't understand how people can get to that point..
User avatar #40 to #38 - tutankhamun (11/11/2012) [-]
People ******* die, getting crushed and trampled... It's disgusting and I can't even BELIEVE it happens..
#42 to #40 - harryblazer (11/11/2012) [-]
there was a reported case of a shootout in a TOYS R US parking ot over a tickle me elmo. Imagine that morning "honey im off to get junior a toy that has go down 5 dollars. better get the 12 gage. if im not back in 5 hours you have my permission to remarry."
User avatar #45 to #42 - tutankhamun (11/11/2012) [-]
Holy **** .. O.o
#41 to #38 - harryblazer (11/11/2012) [-]
last year there were reported cases of security guards being trampled to death over a pair of shoes. Im not proud of it, but i elbowed my way through a growd of senior citizens to a t shirt that I already own. .....its just those ******* prices man
User avatar #44 to #41 - tutankhamun (11/11/2012) [-]
I can understand getting excited for a good sale, but to the point where you are actually trampling over someone who has been pushed down and not stopping to help them because of a good deal is utterly incomprehensible to me :/ Pushing past pensioners - okay it's not great, but it's not actually standing on somebody who is getting trampled and leaving them to die/get even more injured. The whole thing just confuses me bro
#47 to #38 - anon (11/11/2012) [-]
Actually an American here. Not going to bother posting this in an account because my experience was beyond humiliating. Last year was my first Black Friday experience in Walmart. I had already helped a pregnant woman get the four things she wanted (for her daughter, they were barbies as Disney princesses). We were waiting in line line patiently, since I was there like 4 hours early I was right next to the home wares stuff.. started taking orders, so it's not chaotic.. so far everyone had their order taken which mean everyone was going to get exactly what they wanted... bunch of black bitches came up last minute, moment it hit midnight they pounced on the back of the crowd and started violently forcing themselves up.. response was everyone broke out into a frenzy, I was thrown to the ground (I was a 16 yr old 5' tall female) and stomped on, kicked, punched, hair pulled, scratched, and arm was fractured, by a bunch of 35 and up adults. The only reason why I didn't die there despite all the blows to my ribcage was because ONE guy, ONE, saw me and picked me up from fetal position and from under the hundreds of feet trampling me. This was a guy that two hours earlier I said looked like Heavy from TF2 and instantly got the reference, as well as asked me if I used Funny Junk. I was crying, I hurt for weeks on end. Black Friday traumatized me and I'm NEVER, EVER going back or endorsing it.

TLDR; The man that saved my life last year during Black Friday is a FJ user. I never got to fully say thank you for the small act. If you know him, or if you're him, I'm entirely grateful for what you did. Thank you for giving me some hope back in humanity.
User avatar #48 to #47 - tutankhamun (11/11/2012) [-]
Oh my God... that is horrendous... I don't understand how Black Friday sales can even still be ALLOWED with all this **** that seems to go down... I'm glad you're okay, and I hope you manage to find the guy that helped you. Kudos to him for being the only decent person there..
#51 to #47 - smokeymouse (11/11/2012) [-]
**smokeymouse rolled a random image posted in comment #1624235 at MLP Brony Board ** no problem. just glad i got to you before things got really ugly. btw you're really hot.
#49 to #47 - stripeygreenhat (11/11/2012) [-]
That's terrible and I'm sorry that happened to you.
User avatar #2 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/10/2012) [-]
last year at the target I word at 300+ people wasted there whole thanksgiving day standing in line waiting for the store to open at midnight
User avatar #55 to #7 - danihollywood (11/11/2012) [-]
It's the day after thanksgiving where all the stores have incredible deals on their products and i'm talking about laptops, TVs, clothes, toys and a whole bunch of other things can be bought for a very low price compared to it's original price.
oh and if this was a joke and you already knew what it is..... sorry.
User avatar #79 to #55 - kirbyking (11/11/2012) [-]
I actually had no idea what it was but thanks for the explanation! They reference it a lot in TV shows we get from America but with no context so it's always puzzled me.
User avatar #20 - cjcvjcv (11/11/2012) [-]
thank you guys for getting me one the second page. It's not the first but it's pretty good for this being my first post. Thank you all so much
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#4 - madkip (11/10/2012) [-]
**madkip rolled a random image posted in comment #234 at Some life hacks part 1 **
What I'm thankful for
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#6 to #4 - cjcvjcv (11/10/2012) [-]
that is a pretty cool background
User avatar #22 - sketchE ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
thanksgiving is one of those holidays thats true meaning has been lost for so long. now its just a yearly chore of getting fat
User avatar #24 to #22 - fuperbooper (11/11/2012) [-]
Getting fat isn't a chore in America.
User avatar #25 to #24 - sketchE ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
turns out were not the fattest. and i meant the entire process is a chore that ends with getting bitched at by inlaws and hangovers
User avatar #8 - CRosBY (11/11/2012) [-]
made my night, i can happily log off now
User avatar #18 to #8 - cjcvjcv (11/11/2012) [-]
Glad it did!
User avatar #1 - fargone (11/10/2012) [-]
Might want to fix the typo in the title. Otherwise, pretty funny.
User avatar #3 to #1 - cjcvjcv (11/10/2012) [-]
thank you good sir.
User avatar #82 - mondominiman (11/12/2012) [-]
Thats why i buy online during that week. A week before you can see people camping out in front of big tech stores.
User avatar #80 - cjcvjcv (11/11/2012) [-]
the top twenty? I can't thank the more than 1000 of you sexy people enough for making my first post come this far! thank you all!
#77 - jamesjc (11/11/2012) [-]
Jesus, reading all these stories in the comments is ******* harsh. I live in a small town, and that kind of brutal **** never happens. Last year I met some old gals who let me join their book club, and everyone just kind of strolled about the stores. There were only like 30 maybe 40 people in line, so everybody was chill about the whole affair.

My only bad experience with Black Friday was the one year I went to a Black Friday sale at Target to grab a copy of Dethablum II. It was ******* gross. I saw a dude walking around with a busted up nose leaking blood all over his chest still grabbing **** . And there was this pregnant chick who got pissed at me for accidentally bumping into her. Why would anyone go to a Black Friday sale whilst pregnant?

Never again will I participate in a Black Friday sale in a city. It just gets too ******* hectic, and makes me depressed.
User avatar #73 - bleachedpheather (11/11/2012) [-]
last year there was a bitch who peppersprayed people in my walmart to get an Xbox 360.
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#63 - lolkeklol (11/11/2012) [-]
If I ever own a store on black friday, i'm going to hire like 15 people just for security. i will spare no expense to dress them each up like hellghast from kill zone. they wont be armed with real guns but will have props and real pepper spray. ill have them patrol the store and "deal" with any issues that come up
#62 - jaigurudevaom (11/11/2012) [-]
What's Black Friday? (We don't have it here in England)
User avatar #72 to #62 - spangle (11/11/2012) [-]
Simple: The official start of Christmas shopping season, which is always the day after Thanksgiving. All of the stores have amazing deals that people line up to wait for for hours. It's stupid as hell, but a lot of people go because of the deals and the earlier you go, the better odds you have at getting the gifts you want to get at those low prices. Because of this, people trample over each other to try and race to the gifts they want and people are killed over it.
User avatar #83 to #72 - chezburgadominator ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
When will you get it?The deals die for!
#65 to #62 - sixfivefour (11/11/2012) [-]
I think it may be something like Boxing Day, but after Thanksgiving? I don't know, I'm Canadian.
User avatar #37 - manofparody (11/11/2012) [-]
Working at wal-mart on black friday. Gon' be fun.
User avatar #39 to #37 - chadisyounggg (11/11/2012) [-]
I just got a job there and I start tuesday and I already have to work on black friday
#43 to #39 - harryblazer (11/11/2012) [-]
god speed son son. we will miss you
User avatar #46 to #43 - chadisyounggg (11/11/2012) [-]
I am not afraid to kick a baby if I have too.
#50 to #37 - anon (11/11/2012) [-]
I have to work at Wal-Mart on black friday, too. Gotta be there at 4 in the morning just to help a bunch of rude, ungrateful, customers. Yay.
User avatar #33 - wtfareu (11/11/2012) [-]
doesn't Canada have boxing day or sometging
User avatar #34 to #33 - wtfareu (11/11/2012) [-]
#36 to #34 - lazragoon (11/11/2012) [-]
We do, but it was originally where poor people went around to rich houses to collect left over food they don't need. Its not a very big deal here, its usually old clothes that didn't sell, or along the lines of that.
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User avatar #35 to #12 - biggrand (11/11/2012) [-]
i'd bring my thanksgiving diner to the line and watch people fight each other over blankets like they did last year
User avatar #26 to #12 - maffi (11/11/2012) [-]
******* capitalist pigs.
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