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Brace Yourself

Black Friday is coming.

Black Friday:
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#13 - yrhcz (11/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
people fucking die every year, fucking die. trampled to death black friday is the most brutal most metal holiday there is
User avatar #38 - tutankhamun (11/11/2012) [+] (9 replies)
As a non-american, some of the in-store footage from Black Friday is just unbelievable. I genuinely can't understand how people can get so violent and aggressive, pushing and fighting other people for the sake of a sale. There was that video of the middle aged man PUNCHING A YOUNG CHILD IN THE FACE to grab their item off them. I mean, what the fuck? There is so much wrong with all of that, I can't even tell you. It disgusts me and I don't understand how people can get to that point..
#47 to #38 - anonymous (11/11/2012) [-]
Actually an American here. Not going to bother posting this in an account because my experience was beyond humiliating. Last year was my first Black Friday experience in Walmart. I had already helped a pregnant woman get the four things she wanted (for her daughter, they were barbies as Disney princesses). We were waiting in line line patiently, since I was there like 4 hours early I was right next to the home wares stuff.. started taking orders, so it's not chaotic.. so far everyone had their order taken which mean everyone was going to get exactly what they wanted... bunch of black bitches came up last minute, moment it hit midnight they pounced on the back of the crowd and started violently forcing themselves up.. response was everyone broke out into a frenzy, I was thrown to the ground (I was a 16 yr old 5' tall female) and stomped on, kicked, punched, hair pulled, scratched, and arm was fractured, by a bunch of 35 and up adults. The only reason why I didn't die there despite all the blows to my ribcage was because ONE guy, ONE, saw me and picked me up from fetal position and from under the hundreds of feet trampling me. This was a guy that two hours earlier I said looked like Heavy from TF2 and instantly got the reference, as well as asked me if I used Funny Junk. I was crying, I hurt for weeks on end. Black Friday traumatized me and I'm NEVER, EVER going back or endorsing it.

TLDR; The man that saved my life last year during Black Friday is a FJ user. I never got to fully say thank you for the small act. If you know him, or if you're him, I'm entirely grateful for what you did. Thank you for giving me some hope back in humanity.
#7 - kirbyking (11/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #2 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/10/2012) [-]
last year at the target I word at 300+ people wasted there whole thanksgiving day standing in line waiting for the store to open at midnight
User avatar #22 - sketchE (11/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
thanksgiving is one of those holidays thats true meaning has been lost for so long. now its just a yearly chore of getting fat
User avatar #24 to #22 - fuperbooper (11/11/2012) [-]
Getting fat isn't a chore in America.
#67 - zaskaishi (11/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#62 - jaigurudevaom (11/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
What's Black Friday? (We don't have it here in England)
#65 to #62 - sixfivefour (11/11/2012) [-]
I think it may be something like Boxing Day, but after Thanksgiving? I don't know, I'm Canadian.
User avatar #20 - cjcvjcv (11/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
thank you guys for getting me one the second page. It's not the first but it's pretty good for this being my first post. Thank you all so much
#4 - madkip (11/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**madkip rolled a random image posted in comment #234 at Some life hacks part 1 **
What I'm thankful for
User avatar #82 - mondominiman (11/12/2012) [-]
Thats why i buy online during that week. A week before you can see people camping out in front of big tech stores.
#77 - jamesjc (11/11/2012) [-]
Jesus, reading all these stories in the comments is fucking harsh. I live in a small town, and that kind of brutal shit never happens. Last year I met some old gals who let me join their book club, and everyone just kind of strolled about the stores. There were only like 30 maybe 40 people in line, so everybody was chill about the whole affair.

My only bad experience with Black Friday was the one year I went to a Black Friday sale at Target to grab a copy of Dethablum II. It was fucking gross. I saw a dude walking around with a busted up nose leaking blood all over his chest still grabbing shit. And there was this pregnant chick who got pissed at me for accidentally bumping into her. Why would anyone go to a Black Friday sale whilst pregnant?

Never again will I participate in a Black Friday sale in a city. It just gets too fucking hectic, and makes me depressed.
User avatar #73 - bleachedpheather (11/11/2012) [-]
last year there was a bitch who peppersprayed people in my walmart to get an Xbox 360.
#70 - spangle (11/11/2012) [-]
'MURICA!
#63 - lolkeklol (11/11/2012) [-]
If I ever own a store on black friday, i'm going to hire like 15 people just for security. i will spare no expense to dress them each up like hellghast from kill zone. they wont be armed with real guns but will have props and real pepper spray. ill have them patrol the store and "deal" with any issues that come up
User avatar #37 - manofparody (11/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Working at wal-mart on black friday. Gon' be fun.
User avatar #33 - wtfareu ONLINE (11/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
doesn't Canada have boxing day or sometging
#14 - sketchysketchist (11/11/2012) [-]
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #1217717 at Item Discussion **
Wait!
You're suppose to be thankful the day before black friday?
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User avatar #35 to #12 - biggrand (11/11/2012) [-]
i'd bring my thanksgiving diner to the line and watch people fight each other over blankets like they did last year
User avatar #11 - foelkera ONLINE (11/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Black Friday logic:

Employees complain about stores opening at midnight

Stores change time to 10 pm
User avatar #8 - CRosBY (11/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
made my night, i can happily log off now
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