satan. . SHE WEARS SHORT SKIRTS IWEAR . SHE' S CHEER TISH} T R S Cap' I AM THE DARK LORD SATAN. She wears hockey pads I wear armor She's a copycat and I'm batman
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#2 - divinity **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #8 to #2 - danniegurl (11/10/2012) [-]
i love cake's version of i will survive, too.
#3 to #2 - sonoflesbians (11/10/2012) [-]
Cake reference ._.
inb4 Captain Obvious ; - ;
User avatar #5 - semisane (11/10/2012) [-]
She wears hockey pads
I wear armor
She's a copycat and
I'm batman
#15 to #5 - thepyras (11/10/2012) [-]
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User avatar #22 - radamski (11/11/2012) [-]
Satan wears T-Shirts?!
User avatar #37 to #22 - Dorigan (11/11/2012) [-]
Really chill dude
User avatar #47 to #31 - vmandude (11/11/2012) [-]
commenting so i can save it when i get home tomorrow...this is frickin hilarious
#48 to #31 - anon (11/11/2012) [-]
dreaming about the day that you wake up and find her dead body scattered on floor
User avatar #51 to #31 - atomicberserker (11/11/2012) [-]
fukken saved
#36 - lazragoon (11/11/2012) [-]
When they get married. (when I made this I never thought it would come in handy)
#39 - alucord (11/11/2012) [-]
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#13 - anon (11/10/2012) [-]
Anyone else read that in a death metal screamo voice?
No?
Only me?
Okay then.
User avatar #20 to #13 - XPurdonx **User deleted account** (11/10/2012) [-]
"Death Metal Screamo"...

I hope that doesn't exist.
#44 - emptyskytrueform (11/11/2012) [-]
Satan is pleased of his followers
Satan is pleased of his followers
User avatar #12 - idrinkslurpees (11/10/2012) [-]
Was not expecting that one...
#10 - ManInKilt (11/10/2012) [-]
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#61 - repugnantpug ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
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#53 - iliketires (11/11/2012) [-]
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond.
I want a girl who knows what's best.
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes.

I want a girl with a short skirt and looooooooooooong jacket.
User avatar #54 to #53 - xuvious (11/11/2012) [-]
I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack
User avatar #56 to #54 - iliketires (11/11/2012) [-]
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
User avatar #63 to #56 - WhattheNorris (11/11/2012) [-]
Oh **** me, I love cake.
User avatar #67 to #56 - WhattheNorris (11/11/2012) [-]
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack.
She's touring the facility and picking up slack.
I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
looooooooooooon jacket

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#52 - itrinx (11/11/2012) [-]
This is... i don't ... kinda rape ... i guess ...
This is... i don't ... kinda rape ... i guess ...
#62 to #52 - upyoursnumbnuts (11/11/2012) [-]
I like where this is going.
#6 - anon (11/10/2012) [-]
He wears jersey's, I wear t-shirts
He's banging your friend underneath the bleachers
User avatar #23 - christofferse (11/11/2012) [-]
how is this supposed to be funny
#35 to #23 - lazragoon (11/11/2012) [-]
I don't know, but it made me laugh my ass off.
#19 - Khanator (11/10/2012) [-]
**Khanator rolled a random image posted in comment #195 at In my ass... ** mfw
#24 - anon (11/11/2012) [-]
Why do athiests all worship satan?
#66 to #24 - Nihatclodra (11/11/2012) [-]
There is no religion that "Worships Satan". Even Satanism itself only uses Satan as a symbol for the religion. If someone actually does worship Satan or other demons: they are just Cultists, or people who have no idea what they're doing.
#33 to #24 - anon (11/11/2012) [-]
Lemme get this right, THE ATHEISTS, THOSE WHO ARE A-THEISTS, THOSE WHO DO NOT BELIVE IN ANY RELIGIOUS FIGURES, "worship satan". Okay im out.
User avatar #41 to #24 - freedomreturns (11/11/2012) [-]
Babies are delicious.
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User avatar #29 to #24 - robotvoice (11/11/2012) [-]
because we look good in red.
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