A pimp joke. . Hey Derpette wanna here a joke So a pimp has 3 hoes and he goes to the first one and says "you owe me Shtity" She says "no only 20" smack" epicep
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A pimp joke

Hey Derpette wanna here a joke
So a pimp has 3 hoes and he goes to the
first one and
says "you owe me Shtity"
She says "no only 20"
smack"
epicep)" don' t Forrest me hitch"
he goes to the Second one and
says "you owe me )"
She says "no only 20"
smack"
pimp)" don' t Forrest me hitch"
he goes to the
third one and
says "you owe me "
She says "no only 20"
smack"
epicep)" don' t Forrest me hitch"
Wait you said there were
only 3
Don' t Forrest me hitch
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User avatar #4 - rudelbumza (11/10/2012) [+] (6 replies)
hey guys wanna HERE a joke?
User avatar #5 to #4 - dibles (11/10/2012) [-]
No I wanna there a joke
#17 - secretdestroyers (11/10/2012) [-]
And that, my friend, is why you're single.
#19 - yuknowherpderp (11/10/2012) [+] (6 replies)
These jokes are wonderful on paper, but never EVER work in real life.     
   
I tried a joke like this except it was with colors, and I had it all planned out, but they didn't ask a question about the error and it ended up with them calling me a retard.  Nice jokes, but remember kids, never do it in real life, or you will be disappointed.
These jokes are wonderful on paper, but never EVER work in real life.

I tried a joke like this except it was with colors, and I had it all planned out, but they didn't ask a question about the error and it ended up with them calling me a retard. Nice jokes, but remember kids, never do it in real life, or you will be disappointed.
#24 - josieabby (11/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Ever been pimp slapped so hard that you changed races?
Ever been pimp slapped so hard that you changed races?
#54 - SubjectThree (11/10/2012) [-]
"Uh, excuse me! You slapped a normal bitch,sir; propa pimpology tells us that only a ho should be smacked. You,sir, are a disgrace to tha pimp name!"
#16 - buthow (11/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Hear not here would work better for the first sentence.
#58 - HomerSimpson (11/11/2012) [+] (26 replies)
hey sorenlolz, **** you. you're a huge faggot and you should really stop deleting every comment that hurts your dear feelings, and since you blocked me I'll leave this here because I know you'll see it
User avatar #30 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/10/2012) [+] (18 replies)
Why would you hit a woman?
#33 to #30 - cakezs (11/10/2012) [-]
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User avatar #27 - elderad (11/10/2012) [-]
Wanna here a joke
here
>hear
>nope
>here
User avatar #15 - ManInKilt (11/10/2012) [-]
wanna here a joke...
here a joke...
here...
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
#71 - bluelight (11/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
im going to try this on my little sister
#85 to #71 - steavo (11/11/2012) [-]
You're going to be your sister's pimp?
#11 - headtarget (11/10/2012) [-]
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#108 - monkeywithafez (11/11/2012) [-]
Pimpin aint easy
Pimpin aint easy
#100 - themastertroller (11/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
lolwut
lolwut
#133 - pootman (11/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
3 hoes
User avatar #12 - hipsophobadon (11/10/2012) [-]
I'm trying this on my girlfriend when she comes over.
I am expecting only positive feedback from her.
#46 - velirosvo (11/10/2012) [-]
"Hey Derpette wanna here a joke"
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