A pimp joke. . Hey Derpette wanna here a joke So a pimp has 3 hoes and he goes to the first one and says "you owe me Shtity" She says "no only 20" smack" epicep A pimp joke Hey Derpette wanna here a So has 3 hoes and he goes to the first one says "you owe me Shtity" She "no only 20" smack" epicep
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Hey Derpette wanna here a joke
So a pimp has 3 hoes and he goes to the
first one and
says "you owe me Shtity"
She says "no only 20"
smack"
epicep)" don' t Forrest me hitch"
he goes to the Second one and
says "you owe me )"
She says "no only 20"
smack"
pimp)" don' t Forrest me hitch"
he goes to the
third one and
says "you owe me "
She says "no only 20"
smack"
epicep)" don' t Forrest me hitch"
Wait you said there were
only 3
Don' t Forrest me hitch
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #4 - rudelbumza
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(11/10/2012) [-]
hey guys wanna HERE a joke?
#48 to #4 - rothingham
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(11/10/2012) [-]
What is happening to me?! I no longer spot these things!
Am I going to die?!!!
User avatar #5 to #4 - dibles
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(11/10/2012) [-]
No I wanna there a joke
User avatar #6 to #5 - rudelbumza
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(11/10/2012) [-]
i found my master
#145 to #5 - dibles
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(11/11/2012) [-]
Did I really get top comment for this? awesome
Did I really get top comment for this? awesome
#146 to #145 - eccleston
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(11/11/2012) [-]
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#7 to #5 - kyfvini
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#17 - secretdestroyers
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(11/10/2012) [-]
And that, my friend, is why you're single.
#29 - NeedBeer
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#19 - yuknowherpderp
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(11/10/2012) [-]
These jokes are wonderful on paper, but never EVER work in real life.     
   
I tried a joke like this except it was with colors, and I had it all planned out, but they didn't ask a question about the error and it ended up with them calling me a retard.  Nice jokes, but remember kids, never do it in real life, or you will be disappointed.
These jokes are wonderful on paper, but never EVER work in real life.

I tried a joke like this except it was with colors, and I had it all planned out, but they didn't ask a question about the error and it ended up with them calling me a retard. Nice jokes, but remember kids, never do it in real life, or you will be disappointed.
User avatar #70 to #19 - zzonked
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(11/11/2012) [-]
Tell us the joke!
User avatar #20 to #19 - uifilms
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(11/10/2012) [-]
Challenge accepted
#21 to #19 - anon id: dcc65958
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(11/10/2012) [-]
Except, you know, when I did it to my friend and it worked almost flawlessly. I had to make the joke longer for him to ask the question.
User avatar #26 to #19 - hatersghate
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(11/10/2012) [-]
I made jokes like this and it worked, you just have to do a really stupid mistake
User avatar #25 to #19 - lawlzeeful
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(11/10/2012) [-]
I tried it at home! D:
#66 to #19 - dylanmart
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(11/11/2012) [-]
It actualy worked for me in real life!
It actualy worked for me in real life!
#24 - josieabby
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(11/10/2012) [-]
Ever been pimp slapped so hard that you changed races?
Ever been pimp slapped so hard that you changed races?
#57 to #24 - alxih **User deleted account**
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User avatar #28 to #24 - crystalmethod
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(11/10/2012) [-]
He smacked the black outta her
User avatar #44 to #28 - totallynotafurry
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(11/10/2012) [-]
Not completely, she's still a little yellow.
#54 - SubjectThree
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(11/10/2012) [-]
"Uh, excuse me! You slapped a normal bitch,sir; propa pimpology tells us that only a ho should be smacked. You,sir, are a disgrace to tha pimp name!"
#16 - buthow
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(11/10/2012) [-]
Hear not here would work better for the first sentence.
#51 to #16 - thewitchking
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#58 - HomerSimpson
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(11/11/2012) [-]
hey sorenlolz, **** you. you're a huge faggot and you should really stop deleting every comment that hurts your dear feelings, and since you blocked me I'll leave this here because I know you'll see it
#62 to #58 - sorenlolz
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#97 to #62 - riffz
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#89 to #62 - Pyromie
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(11/11/2012) [-]
Just because you are such a faggot, sorenlolz, I've gone through and neg thumbed all your content, and will continue to do so whenever you post it. Goodguygary is awesome, just so you know.

Oh, and Sorenlolz,

You sir, are king of the faggots, so remember the truest of sayings:

"Silly Faggot, Dicks are for Chicks!"
User avatar #90 to #89 - goodguygary
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"silly faggot, dicks are for chicks!" i lost my **** at that.
#93 to #90 - Pyromie
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check this out:
User avatar #98 to #93 - goodguygary
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(11/11/2012) [-]
that's perfect, just wait until someone rolls that
User avatar #99 to #98 - Pyromie
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(11/11/2012) [-]
Sorenlolz blocked and reported me,

Like a faggot.

#104 to #99 - sorenlolzisafaggot
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(11/11/2012) [-]
he made his profile private
#73 to #62 - dubstepforme
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(11/11/2012) [-]
OP is a faggot.
User avatar #61 to #58 - goodguygary
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(11/11/2012) [-]
sorenlolz is a megafaggot, i think he deleted his content, cause i can't find it anymore.
he gets butthurt over people calling him faggot, what is he, 12?
User avatar #64 to #61 - sorenlolz
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my ******* content i can delete comments if they call me a faggot
User avatar #68 to #64 - goodguygary
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(11/11/2012) [-]
and you know what it gets you? people calling yuou faggot regardless, no amount of deleting can change that. hell you can't delete my comment so

faggot FAGGOT faggot
User avatar #79 to #68 - memecameron
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(11/11/2012) [-]
hope people start bombarding his profile, this guy is a real jackass
User avatar #80 to #79 - goodguygary
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(11/11/2012) [-]
spread the word, get some people in on it inb4 fj isn't yur personal army faggit
#83 to #80 - memecameron
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i dont got friends on here but a post might do the trick
#94 to #83 - sorenlolzisafaggot
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(11/11/2012) [-]
he just pm'd me for my phone #. i gave him south chicago police dept.
#92 to #83 - sorenlolzisafaggot
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(11/11/2012) [-]
man they really nerfed what new accounts can do
User avatar #86 to #83 - goodguygary
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it'd be nice to get this faggot off fj for awhile, we don't like his kind
#74 to #68 - goodguygaryisafagg
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(11/11/2012) [-]
**** you faggot it was my content i can do what i want
#75 to #74 - goodguygary
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(11/11/2012) [-]
did you really get so butthurt as to create that account?
#109 to #75 - pineappletime
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(11/11/2012) [-]
sorenlolz deals with his hurt feelings in a mature fashion that does not make him seem like a faggot in the least.
#76 to #75 - goodguygaryisafagg
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(11/11/2012) [-]
no i do not want my comment level to go down
User avatar #77 to #76 - goodguygary
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(11/11/2012) [-]
oh god you have to be the biggest most ULTIMATE FAGGOT sorenlolz
User avatar #84 to #76 - goodguygary
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(11/11/2012) [-]
sorenlolz i am going to mention you a ******* now, calling me a faggot doesn't bother me, not as much as it bothers you, get off fj and go back to ninefag you're obviously NOT 18 you megafaggot
#147 to #84 - ninefag
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(11/11/2012) [-]
But I don't want him too :(
User avatar #149 to #147 - goodguygary
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(11/12/2012) [-]
someone actually made an account like this? lol
User avatar #30 - darkjustifier
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(11/10/2012) [-]
Why would you hit a woman?
#37 to #30 - shadesofbacon
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(11/10/2012) [-]
Maybe she was coming at you with a vat of acid, be imaginative dude!
User avatar #39 to #37 - darkjustifier
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(11/10/2012) [-]
I guess I just got high.
#31 to #30 - anon id: 12494e33
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(11/10/2012) [-]
It's just small smack, not a full on punch to the ******* nose.

It's a joke, calm your feminist tits.
User avatar #32 to #31 - darkjustifier
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(11/10/2012) [-]
Sir I am a gentleman.
User avatar #35 to #32 - therepoststrangler
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Calm your gentleman tits then
User avatar #36 to #35 - darkjustifier
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(11/10/2012) [-]
Thank you sir!!
User avatar #59 to #30 - littlenish
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(11/11/2012) [-]
Because of her: idiocy, wrong-doings, cooking
User avatar #60 to #59 - darkjustifier
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You're not a very nice person I see.
User avatar #78 to #60 - littlenish
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(11/11/2012) [-]
I only hit women if they assault me first
User avatar #82 to #78 - darkjustifier
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I've been punched multiple times by women, they're only bruises.
#140 to #82 - johnshepherd
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(11/11/2012) [-]
Punching and assaulting are two different things. Assault implies high risk of damage to life and limb, punching is when you laugh and say "that almost tickled."
User avatar #141 to #140 - darkjustifier
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(11/11/2012) [-]
I actually give them exercising tips on how to get stronger, it's very hard to anger me.
User avatar #38 to #30 - theshadowed
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(11/10/2012) [-]
Not everyone disagrees with you. Chivalry is not dead yet!
User avatar #40 to #38 - darkjustifier
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I sometimes wonder.
User avatar #42 to #40 - theshadowed
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Good that we still got some gentlemen in the world. *nod in your direction*
#33 to #30 - cakezs
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#63 to #33 - johnshepherd
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User avatar #34 to #33 - darkjustifier
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I am adopted.
User avatar #15 - ManInKilt
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(11/10/2012) [-]
wanna here a joke...
here a joke...
here...
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU