Prego. . File: 1352501 KB, 650x813, sads, jpg) prego owe like to get kinky anyways aone night things get particularly saucy Hm sticking my noodle in her when I
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prego
owe like to get kinky anyways
aone night things get particularly saucy
Hm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ******* chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
Mott it' s red everywhere and she' s obviously not on her period
bi look up at her, she' s got molassy. jarred look on hamface and she' s not answering
rd rush her into my car and speed all the watto the hospital
who' s still bleeding everywhere
Blythe time we get there. she' s not bleeding much more. but all color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
sch **** , she looks like she' s in a vegetative state
tstorm into to the emergency room. carry herto the nearest doctor and explain everything
she takes one look at her and says
sir, i' m sorry, there' s nothing we can do"
WHY THE **** NOT???"
Ewe don' t operate on emptyness of spaghetti sauce"
wmm
eat me good
God dammit,
Bravo, sir
i knew where it was headed and loved the trip anyhow.
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Submitted: 11/09/2012
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User avatar #1 - cherryb (11/10/2012) [+] (6 replies)
No lie that actually happened to my sister when she was preggo.
User avatar #4 to #1 - xturboxx (11/10/2012) [-]
she was a jar of spaghetti sauce?
#50 - HumbertoL (11/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>gf is prego    
>particularly saucy    
>stick my noodle in her    
>chunks    
>glassy, jarred look    
>transparent    
>vegetative state   
   
						*******					 brilliant
>gf is prego
>particularly saucy
>stick my noodle in her
>chunks
>glassy, jarred look
>transparent
>vegetative state

******* brilliant
#10 - jettaelas (11/10/2012) [-]
MFW I looked back at the first line after reading whole thing
User avatar #21 - cardanbar (11/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
gf is prego
particularly saucy
stick my noodle in her
genius
User avatar #46 - djChives (11/10/2012) [-]
God ******* damn it. I re-read. The signs were everywhere! I can't believe I didn't get it. This is just...perfect.
User avatar #80 - twothreefivefive (11/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm confused on the "empty jar of spaghetti sauce" part.
User avatar #81 to #80 - sockprague (11/10/2012) [-]
prego is a type of spaghetti sauce
#44 - wisdomtooth (11/10/2012) [-]
Oh god 10/10
#11 - longpubes (11/10/2012) [-]
10/10 that was ******* hilarious
#38 - kirbyy (11/10/2012) [-]
Jarred look on her face.
#35 - danielhargadine (11/10/2012) [-]
YOU SLUT!
YOU SLUT!
#16 - hipsophobadon (11/10/2012) [-]
God damnit prego.
God damnit prego.
#79 - supername (11/10/2012) [-]
that is really unjust, not operating on his girlfriend just because she is sauce, discrimination is a huge problem.
#84 - hairydickfarts (11/10/2012) [-]
that was AMAZING 10/10 would read again
+11
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#94 - CanadianNuts (11/10/2012) [-]
Things get saucy   
Jarred look on her face   
   
OP is a god
Things get saucy
Jarred look on her face

OP is a god

User avatar #39 - sasyboncho (11/10/2012) [-]
Wow. 10/10.
#12 - churrundo (11/10/2012) [-]
takin this picture i just got out for a spin
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