Prego. . File: 1352501 KB, 650x813, sads, jpg) prego owe like to get kinky anyways aone night things get particularly saucy Hm sticking my noodle in her when I  Prego File: 1352501 KB 650x813 sads jpg) prego owe like to get kinky anyways aone night things particularly saucy Hm sticking my noodle in her when I
Upload
Login or register

Prego

Click to block a category:GamingPoliticsNewsComicsAnimeOther
File: 1352501 KB, 650x813, sads, jpg)
prego
owe like to get kinky anyways
aone night things get particularly saucy
Hm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
Mott it' s red everywhere and she' s obviously not on her period
bi look up at her, she' s got molassy. jarred look on hamface and she' s not answering
rd rush her into my car and speed all the watto the hospital
who' s still bleeding everywhere
Blythe time we get there. she' s not bleeding much more. but all color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
sch shit, she looks like she' s in a vegetative state
tstorm into to the emergency room. carry herto the nearest doctor and explain everything
she takes one look at her and says
sir, i' m sorry, there' s nothing we can do"
WHY THE FUCK NOT???"
Ewe don' t operate on emptyness of spaghetti sauce"
wmm
eat me good
God dammit,
Bravo, sir
i knew where it was headed and loved the trip anyhow.
...
+1707
Views: 53898 Submitted: 11/09/2012
Hide Comments
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (107)
[ 107 comments ]
> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #1 - cherryb
Reply +30 123456789123345869
(11/10/2012) [-]
No lie that actually happened to my sister when she was preggo.
User avatar #4 to #1 - xturboxx
Reply +142 123456789123345869
(11/10/2012) [-]
she was a jar of spaghetti sauce?
User avatar #41 to #4 - gahblah
Reply +20 123456789123345869
(11/10/2012) [-]
Not only that, but he had sex with her?
User avatar #109 to #41 - iamnaked
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/12/2012) [-]
I don't think OP was having sex with it
#18 to #4 - garvielxloken
-2 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #18 - contaminatedwin
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(11/10/2012) [-]
It's actually "I am X and I can confirm this." In this case "I am spaghetti and I can confirm this."
#50 - HumbertoL
Reply +75 123456789123345869
(11/10/2012) [-]
>gf is prego    
>particularly saucy    
>stick my noodle in her    
>chunks    
>glassy, jarred look    
>transparent    
>vegetative state   
   
******* brilliant
>gf is prego
>particularly saucy
>stick my noodle in her
>chunks
>glassy, jarred look
>transparent
>vegetative state

******* brilliant
#57 to #50 - vinnybonboot **User deleted account**
+1 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#10 - jettaelas
Reply +56 123456789123345869
(11/10/2012) [-]
MFW I looked back at the first line after reading whole thing
User avatar #21 - cardanbar
Reply +22 123456789123345869
(11/10/2012) [-]
gf is prego
particularly saucy
stick my noodle in her
genius
User avatar #43 to #21 - Bigelow
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(11/10/2012) [-]
chunks
glassy, jarred look
transparent
vegetative state
#8 - Omegashenron
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(11/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #46 - djChives
Reply +17 123456789123345869
(11/10/2012) [-]
God ******* damn it. I re-read. The signs were everywhere! I can't believe I didn't get it. This is just...perfect.
User avatar #80 - twothreefivefive
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/10/2012) [-]
I'm confused on the "empty jar of spaghetti sauce" part.
User avatar #81 to #80 - sockprague
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(11/10/2012) [-]
prego is a type of spaghetti sauce
User avatar #83 to #81 - twothreefivefive
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(11/10/2012) [-]
Ohh. Thank you sir.
#44 - wisdomtooth
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(11/10/2012) [-]
Oh god 10/10
#11 - longpubes
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(11/10/2012) [-]
10/10 that was ******* hilarious
#38 - kirbyy
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(11/10/2012) [-]
Jarred look on her face.