Prego. . File: 1352501 KB, 650x813, sads, jpg) prego owe like to get kinky anyways aone night things get particularly saucy Hm sticking my noodle in her when I  Prego File: 1352501 KB 650x813 sads jpg) prego owe like to get kinky anyways aone night things particularly saucy Hm sticking my noodle in her when I
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Prego

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prego
owe like to get kinky anyways
aone night things get particularly saucy
Hm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ******* chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
Mott it' s red everywhere and she' s obviously not on her period
bi look up at her, she' s got molassy. jarred look on hamface and she' s not answering
rd rush her into my car and speed all the watto the hospital
who' s still bleeding everywhere
Blythe time we get there. she' s not bleeding much more. but all color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
sch ****, she looks like she' s in a vegetative state
tstorm into to the emergency room. carry herto the nearest doctor and explain everything
she takes one look at her and says
sir, i' m sorry, there' s nothing we can do"
WHY THE **** NOT???"
Ewe don' t operate on emptyness of spaghetti sauce"
wmm
eat me good
God dammit,
Bravo, sir
i knew where it was headed and loved the trip anyhow.
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#1 - cherryb
Reply +30
(11/10/2012) [-]
No lie that actually happened to my sister when she was preggo.
#4 to #1 - xturboxx
Reply +142
(11/10/2012) [-]
she was a jar of spaghetti sauce?
#41 to #4 - gahblah
Reply +20
(11/10/2012) [-]
Not only that, but he had sex with her?
#109 to #41 - iamnaked
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(11/12/2012) [-]
I don't think OP was having sex with it
#18 to #4 - garvielxloken
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#28 to #18 - contaminatedwin
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(11/10/2012) [-]
It's actually "I am X and I can confirm this." In this case "I am spaghetti and I can confirm this."
#50 - HumbertoL
Reply +75
(11/10/2012) [-]
>gf is prego    
>particularly saucy    
>stick my noodle in her    
>chunks    
>glassy, jarred look    
>transparent    
>vegetative state   
   
******* brilliant
>gf is prego
>particularly saucy
>stick my noodle in her
>chunks
>glassy, jarred look
>transparent
>vegetative state

******* brilliant
#57 to #50 - vinnybonboot **User deleted account**
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#10 - jettaelas
Reply +56
(11/10/2012) [-]
MFW I looked back at the first line after reading whole thing
#21 - cardanbar
Reply +22
(11/10/2012) [-]
gf is prego
particularly saucy
stick my noodle in her
genius
#43 to #21 - Bigelow
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(11/10/2012) [-]
chunks
glassy, jarred look
transparent
vegetative state
#8 - Omegashenron
Reply +19
(11/10/2012) [-]
#46 - djChives
Reply +17
(11/10/2012) [-]
God ******* damn it. I re-read. The signs were everywhere! I can't believe I didn't get it. This is just...perfect.
#80 - twothreefivefive ONLINE
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(11/10/2012) [-]
I'm confused on the "empty jar of spaghetti sauce" part.
#81 to #80 - sockprague
Reply +16
(11/10/2012) [-]
prego is a type of spaghetti sauce
#83 to #81 - twothreefivefive ONLINE
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(11/10/2012) [-]
Ohh. Thank you sir.
#44 - wisdomtooth
Reply +16
(11/10/2012) [-]
Oh god 10/10
#11 - longpubes
Reply +15
(11/10/2012) [-]
10/10 that was ******* hilarious
#2 - awakendhybrid
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