story of my life. tags lie. They aim their around lli, to 'italy When a guy wantsa kiss: time Inhale at and mi: uncontrolably because I am ugly and new we likes i am beautiful
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#17 - areo0420 (11/10/2012) [-]
**areo0420 rolled a random image posted in comment #97 at seatbelts. ** when i want a kiss
**areo0420 rolled a random image posted in comment #97 at seatbelts. ** when i want a kiss
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#165 to #17 - bdawg (11/10/2012) [-]
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#268 to #17 - twatdestroyerr (11/10/2012) [-]
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#280 to #17 - troflmao (11/10/2012) [-]
*******		 bulls-eye
******* bulls-eye
#19 to #17 - kztstyla (11/10/2012) [-]
Perfect :D
#212 to #17 - ChristopherLloyd (11/10/2012) [-]
le XDDDD face
#191 to #17 - Deavas (11/10/2012) [-]
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GIB ME KISSES
#26 to #17 - zombieginger (11/10/2012) [-]
Sir, you are truly a genius.
Sir, you are truly a genius.
#41 to #26 - hazzor (11/10/2012) [-]
nope... that was a roll, not genius,a random roll, make the distinction
#264 to #41 - zombieginger (11/10/2012) [-]
I'm sorry I've failed you......
#265 to #264 - hazzor (11/10/2012) [-]
learn from this youngling, so in future, you won't make the same mistake, and together, one user at a time, we can... ah **** it, things'll never change...
User avatar #267 to #265 - zombieginger (11/10/2012) [-]
sob sob sob
#53 to #17 - megashot ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
#284 to #17 - Rascal (11/11/2012) [-]
*roll5*
i still don't know how to roll
#279 to #17 - sterlingarcher (11/10/2012) [-]
**sterlingarcher rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at House is in the house... ** best roll ever
#28 to #17 - larkham (11/10/2012) [-]
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#79 - Zombehblob (11/10/2012) [-]
Kiss? 18 and never had one...
Kiss? 18 and never had one...
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User avatar #88 to #79 - sketchE ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
this is my advice to you guys from my personel experience so results may vary.

if theres a girl you like (or guy i dont judge) act like a friend around them. instead of worrying about if they like you or trying to impress them just be yourself. make jokes around them, make jokes about them but make sure its in good humor. if they laugh your fine if they glare back off on the subject. the purpose of treating them like a friend helps with the confidence issue. since your not thinking about having a relationship or trying to impress her the nervousness goes away to an extent.

the hardest part is actually asking the girl out. im ashamed to admit i did it over text with my girlfriend. whatever way you do it you just have to suck up whatever fear you have and do it. in person is better but if you have to do it over text then hey at least do it. if she rejects then carry on dont try to force something thats not there
User avatar #111 to #79 - FAILtim (11/10/2012) [-]
22. beta as **** .
User avatar #161 to #79 - minimilk (11/10/2012) [-]
16 and had one.
... When I was 5.
And it was forced upon me.
#112 to #79 - pimpvader (11/10/2012) [-]
**pimpvader rolled a random image posted in comment #1689362 at MLP Friendly Board ** good to see im not the only one...
#166 to #79 - Penn (11/10/2012) [-]
Here's some rules I've come up with over my years in the dating world. (I'm a 21 year old college student who usually meets girls at drunken parties. That's just my environment, take my advice or leave it).

1. Confidence. It doesn't matter if you're the ugliest mother ****** alive, if you have confidence, you can get the girl. If you don't have confidence; pretend you do. Confidence involves being happy with yourself no matter what happens. If you piss yourself at a party, ******* flaunt it and be proud. If you get in a fight and lose, so what? Don't feel shameful, be proud of yourself.
2. Be yourself, but not to the extreme. A girl wants to know if your outgoing, funny, smart, etc. Not the kinds of video games you play.
3. Don't get too deep in conversation the first couple of times you meet her. She wants to know about what kind of person you are, she doesn't want to hear about your stories. Don't tell her anything about yourself unless she asks, and if she asks keep it short and sweet. Don't bore her. The first impression is more about actions.
4. DON'T spend all your time around her and trying to impress her. If you're at a party, go meet knew people and leave her alone for a little while. You can even go as far as 'accidentally' ignoring her.
5. Accept your surroundings. Hey, guess what? You are not the funniest, strongest, most good-looking guy at this party. You're not even close. But, you don't have to be. If she says something about some hot guy with big muscles, make fun of said person (not directly to his face). Put your arms out and say to the girl "would you go out with me if I looked like a gorilla too?" If she laughs, great!
6. Confidence is your lifesaver. If she denies you, who cares? **** her, go get another drink and party your ass off. Go enjoy your life and try again with another girl.
7. If you've known her for more than a week then it's not gonna happen. Sorry. Move on.
8. Always have a wingman.
#167 to #166 - Penn (11/10/2012) [-]
After reading this I'm starting to think this is more of how to get laid, not date girls... I guess you can tweak a little bit and make it more towards actually getting to know someone... Oh well.
User avatar #90 to #79 - satrenkotheone (11/10/2012) [-]
I kissed another guy once... does that count?
#104 to #90 - lazragoon (11/10/2012) [-]
yes.
User avatar #105 to #104 - satrenkotheone (11/10/2012) [-]
Ok, good.
User avatar #89 to #79 - Twikki (11/10/2012) [-]
19 and the furthest I got was Oral. Most I can tell ya is if you're friendzoned by the girls in your town ask the ones that are you actual friends to introduce you to some of their friends.

You never know man, You could get really lucky and meet the girl of your dreams. So good luck and have a thumb.
#120 to #79 - chaldodagger (11/10/2012) [-]
Yikes pal thats rough, get out there man there's nothing like the first kiss from the girl you absolutely love. Go tell her tell her that "They say that love is forever, and your forever is all i need." This goes for all of you FJ users pick up your phone go to her name, and text it. Tell her how much she means to you , and how much youd love to be with her every dying day of your life. Tell her your tired of staring at her across class knowing nothing will ever happen because you never made a move. Text that one perfect girl now, because if you dont itll be to late and she'll be happy with someone else pretty soon. Text her boys
#143 to #79 - jasonlaiyh (11/10/2012) [-]
**jasonlaiyh rolled a random image posted in comment #83 at The great debate ** Same here.

But I have so little contact with others, I'm always alone walking around at school.
User avatar #86 to #79 - projectnero (11/10/2012) [-]
I thought being a virgin up to I was 18 was bad.
User avatar #122 to #86 - fuckdisshit (11/10/2012) [-]
same, loads of my friends lose theirs at between 15 and 17, mine was just before I was 19... and I know some who had sex at 12 ffs (I know its way too early but at least its done and out the way)
User avatar #83 to #79 - neoexdeath ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
I'm 21 and the most female contact I've gotten involved a strip club. So quit yer bitchin'
#82 to #79 - lordumpalumpa (11/10/2012) [-]
19 here and never had one

here take Lita Ford to cheer you up!
User avatar #85 to #79 - guiltyparty (11/10/2012) [-]
Wow this thread went from sad to just plain depressing,
#31 - nephritho (11/10/2012) [-]
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>23
>never kissed a girl
#34 to #31 - whodeargaydear (11/10/2012) [-]
Aw man, I'll give you a kiss.
#36 to #34 - nephritho (11/10/2012) [-]
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**** yes my first kiss
did i lost my virginity too?
#37 to #36 - whodeargaydear (11/10/2012) [-]
Do I look like Amanda Todd.
#40 to #39 - whodeargaydear (11/10/2012) [-]
Maybe, one day.

After I date an asshole who'll hurt me, maybe then will I have sex with you.

User avatar #50 to #40 - nephritho (11/10/2012) [-]
but won't it be better if you date a good guy that respect you for who you are instead of some asshole that is dishonest?
#51 to #50 - whodeargaydear (11/10/2012) [-]
No one wants to date me anyway.

I just thought I'd be funny.
#70 to #51 - nephritho (11/10/2012) [-]
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no one want to date me either
User avatar #71 to #70 - whodeargaydear (11/10/2012) [-]
Yes, I know.
This is how this conversation started, remember?
User avatar #72 to #71 - nephritho (11/10/2012) [-]
i know
User avatar #73 to #72 - whodeargaydear (11/10/2012) [-]
*hug*
User avatar #75 to #73 - nephritho (11/10/2012) [-]
*hug back*
#76 to #75 - whodeargaydear (11/10/2012) [-]
I hate goodbyes.
#81 to #77 - whodeargaydear (11/10/2012) [-]
I just made this for you.
#98 to #81 - chiengbang (11/10/2012) [-]
You two are just adorable!
You two are just adorable!
#114 to #98 - whodeargaydear (11/10/2012) [-]
Thank you...
#277 to #114 - chiengbang (11/10/2012) [-]
No problem..
#283 to #277 - whodeargaydear (11/11/2012) [-]





Do you want a kiss too?
#285 to #283 - chiengbang (11/11/2012) [-]



No thank you :3
#1 - xbenas (11/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #3 to #1 - voxseppo ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
Well yes, it is.
User avatar #23 - MCPO (11/10/2012) [-]
Yay! Something else in life to remind me that I ******* alone.
User avatar #33 to #23 - bagguhsleep (11/10/2012) [-]
Don't worry, man. I ******* alone, too.
User avatar #25 to #23 - AnonsForSure (11/10/2012) [-]
Hey mate! You are alone!





But then again, so am I.
#178 - afewasianbitches (11/10/2012) [-]
When a guy wants a blowjob.
When a guy wants a blowjob.
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#74 - beatrixkiddo (11/10/2012) [-]
< Me when I want to kiss a guy
< Me when I want to kiss a guy
User avatar #84 to #74 - neoexdeath ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
Well kissing a guy's wood is a good way to get things going...
#169 to #84 - beatrixkiddo (11/10/2012) [-]
I see what you did there and I like it.
I see what you did there and I like it.
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#6 - puggles (11/10/2012) [-]
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User avatar #151 to #6 - lolshadowjewtwo (11/10/2012) [-]
God dammit...
If you change that G to an M then you have every night of my life...
#240 - bdowns (11/10/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at Im not even, what? ** mfw I want A kiss
#192 - haveagoodone (11/10/2012) [-]
when i want to kiss
when i want to kiss
User avatar #195 to #192 - darkjustifier (11/10/2012) [-]
I couldn't look away at first....
#68 - mcwachner (11/10/2012) [-]
**mcwachner rolled a random image posted in comment #1427576 at Item Discussion ** When I want a kiss.
#8 - scottmc (11/10/2012) [-]
**scottmc rolled a random image posted in comment #126 at Zooming in ** when I want a kiss
#184 to #8 - whodeargaydear (11/10/2012) [-]
**whodeargaydear rolled a random image posted in comment #1682882 at MLP Brony Board **

What I'd hit that with...

#203 to #184 - Rascal (11/10/2012) [-]
Why is people thumbing this down?
In case it's because people don't know what this is, it's Natsu the main male protagonist in the anime Fairy Tail, and he's currently in Dragon Form (see the scale-like textures on his face), thus being able to blow everything to pieces.
#21 to #8 - bigpapapilgrim (11/10/2012) [-]
**bigpapapilgrim rolled a random image posted in comment #1256342 at Item Discussion ** I'd hit that with this
#251 to #21 - Rascal (11/10/2012) [-]
******* Kingdom Hearts up in this **** .
#9 to #8 - lfunnymanl (11/10/2012) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #16949 at Reaction Images ** i'd hit it with this
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #16949 at Reaction Images ** i'd hit it with this
#183 - nyanllama (11/10/2012) [-]
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#108 - goonmcnasty (11/10/2012) [-]
Warning, sad and lonely people below.
Warning, sad and lonely people below.
#263 - blackcomet (11/10/2012) [-]
When I want to kiss a girl.
#94 - hueyfreeman (11/10/2012) [-]
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mfw after attempting female contact
#12 - buthow (11/10/2012) [-]
reposted so much the resolution got worse
User avatar #7 - krasnogvardiech (11/10/2012) [-]
When a Dementor wants a kiss, YOU ******* RUN.
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