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Anti-jokes Comp

Yes these are from the Internet. Well done.

What' s worse than finding a worm in your
apple?
The Holocaust.
Why did the boy drop his Icescream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red Paint.
Whats large, white and a refrigerator?
A Refrigerator.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree?
Because he got shot. In the face.
How do you get a clown off a swing?
Throw an axe at him.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Stab his children.
A penguin walks into a bar.
He doesn' t say anything. He is a penguin.
Why was the boy sad?
Because he had a frog stapled to his face.
Why didn' t the Octopus have any friends?
Because they are antisocial creatures.
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Submitted: 11/09/2012
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#28 - Welshhobo ONLINE (11/10/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Whats funny about anti-jokes?

Nothing.
User avatar #50 - xplosevdiarrhea ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
What's worse than a bee sting?
The Holocaust

What's worse than the Holocaust?
Two bee stings
User avatar #40 - aluminiumfoiled (11/10/2012) [-]
Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.
User avatar #21 - chrizac (11/10/2012) [-]
Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
He was shot.

Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?
He was hit by a dead Koala.

Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?
He was hit by one dead Koala and one unconscious Koala.

Why did the fourth Koala fall out of the tree?
He thought it was a game.

Why did the man fall off his bike?
He was hit by 4 falling Koalas.
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User avatar #1 - Sorrowscythe ONLINE (11/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I laughed at some of these.
User avatar #55 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (11/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Let's make our own anti-jokes
"Knock-knock"

"Who's there"

"It's the police, your son was killed in a car crash, the driver was an alcohol"
#58 to #55 - havenhearth (11/10/2012) [-]
>an alcohol
User avatar #43 - dealwithitfagg (11/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
How do you know your sister is on her period?

Your dads cock tastes like blood
#38 - anonymous (11/10/2012) [-]
Q: What is worse than the Holocaust?
A: 6 million Jews


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User avatar #46 - pickpocket (11/10/2012) [-]
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

"We're both lawyers."
User avatar #25 - salari (11/10/2012) [-]
What's purple, stiff and when I shove it in my wife's mouth she cries?

Her miscarriage.
User avatar #19 - doctakfc (11/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
How do you get a baby into a bowl?

a blender

How do you get it out?


Nachos
User avatar #42 - seminolefan (11/10/2012) [-]
What is worse than the Holocaust?

Finding two worms in your apple.
#59 - xthexcomedianx (11/10/2012) [-]
"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Not Batman's parents"
#47 - anonymous (11/10/2012) [-]
>Use FJ search engine
> Search "Anti-jokes"
>Holy mother of reposts
User avatar #27 - frolacosta (11/10/2012) [-]
What's green and looks like a scooter?

A green scooter
User avatar #12 - megafailface (11/10/2012) [-]
Q: what do you call a black lady that has an abortion?
A: crime stopper
#10 - wwjjgg (11/09/2012) [-]
No, the real monkey one goes like this:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the banana fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Also, my favorite:
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
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