Anti-jokes Comp. Yes these are from the Internet. Well done.. What' s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. Why did the boy drop his Icescream
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Anti-jokes Comp. Yes these are from the Internet. Well done.. What' s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. Why did the boy drop his Icescream

Yes these are from the Internet. Well done.

What' s worse than finding a worm in your
apple?
The Holocaust.
Why did the boy drop his Icescream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red Paint.
Whats large, white and a refrigerator?
A Refrigerator.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree?
Because he got shot. In the face.
How do you get a clown off a swing?
Throw an axe at him.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Stab his children.
A penguin walks into a bar.
He doesn' t say anything. He is a penguin.
Why was the boy sad?
Because he had a frog stapled to his face.
Why didn' t the Octopus have any friends?
Because they are antisocial creatures.
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User avatar #50 - xplosevdiarrhea (11/10/2012) [-]
What's worse than a bee sting?
The Holocaust

What's worse than the Holocaust?
Two bee stings
User avatar #40 - aluminiumfoiled (11/10/2012) [-]
Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.
User avatar #21 - chrizac (11/10/2012) [-]
Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
He was shot.

Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?
He was hit by a dead Koala.

Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?
He was hit by one dead Koala and one unconscious Koala.

Why did the fourth Koala fall out of the tree?
He thought it was a game.

Why did the man fall off his bike?
He was hit by 4 falling Koalas.
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User avatar #1 - Sorrowscythe (11/09/2012) [-]
I laughed at some of these.
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#2 to #1 - anon (11/09/2012) [-]
ok
#28 - Welshhobo (11/10/2012) [-]
Whats funny about anti-jokes?

Nothing.
#31 to #28 - evanomicfour (11/10/2012) [-]
"We love Carlton"
#39 to #31 - vileghas (11/10/2012) [-]
You're totally right, Carlton sucks
User avatar #68 to #39 - evanomicfour (11/11/2012) [-]
Ok ok. Carlton can **** my bitch.
#41 to #39 - jtshanks (11/10/2012) [-]
this picture is great
#52 to #41 - vileghas (11/10/2012) [-]
We won't totally overuse it like all the other trends
#65 to #52 - chrizac (11/10/2012) [-]






Don't press enter 6 times, it makes the picture look worse.
#66 to #65 - vileghas (11/10/2012) [-]






Thanks for pointing out flaws, I wish everybody could be more like you!
#67 to #66 - chrizac (11/10/2012) [-]






I have nice eyes.
<---That guy.
User avatar #43 - dealwithitfagg (11/10/2012) [-]
How do you know your sister is on her period?

Your dads cock tastes like blood
User avatar #69 to #43 - jaggerjax (11/14/2012) [-]
why are you tasting your dad's cock? ._.
just asking..
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User avatar #46 - pickpocket (11/10/2012) [-]
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

"We're both lawyers."
User avatar #25 - salari (11/10/2012) [-]
What's purple, stiff and when I shove it in my wife's mouth she cries?

Her miscarriage.
User avatar #42 - seminolefan (11/10/2012) [-]
What is worse than the Holocaust?

Finding two worms in your apple.
#38 - anon (11/10/2012) [-]
Q: What is worse than the Holocaust?
A: 6 million Jews


User avatar #61 - dillybilly (11/10/2012) [-]
Why Did Sally Fall Off The Swing?

Because She Had No Arms.

*Knock* *Knock*

Who's There?

Not Sally
#59 - xthexcomedianx (11/10/2012) [-]
"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Not Batman's parents"
#47 - anon (11/10/2012) [-]
>Use FJ search engine
> Search "Anti-jokes"
>Holy mother of reposts
User avatar #27 - frolacosta (11/10/2012) [-]
What's green and looks like a scooter?

A green scooter
User avatar #12 - megafailface (11/10/2012) [-]
Q: what do you call a black lady that has an abortion?
A: crime stopper
#10 - wwjjgg (11/09/2012) [-]
No, the real monkey one goes like this:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the banana fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Also, my favorite:
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
#7 - mikesch (11/09/2012) [-]
**mikesch rolled a random image posted in comment #1611913 at MLP Brony Board **   
   
Hahahahaaa. Hahahahah.   
   
I am such a bad person for laughing at this. Whatever, I'll go to hell anyway. Might as well save myself a first class ticket.
**mikesch rolled a random image posted in comment #1611913 at MLP Brony Board **

Hahahahaaa. Hahahahah.

I am such a bad person for laughing at this. Whatever, I'll go to hell anyway. Might as well save myself a first class ticket.
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