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Why did the boy drop his Icescream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red Paint.
Whats large, white and a refrigerator?
Why did the monkey fall from the tree?
Because he got shot. In the face.
How do you get a clown off a swing?
Throw an axe at him.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Stab his children.
A penguin walks into a bar.
He doesn' t say anything. He is a penguin.
Why was the boy sad?
Because he had a frog stapled to his face.
Why didn' t the Octopus have any friends?
Because they are antisocial creatures.
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