nobody is home..?. porn. porn. porn... Girls watch porn? My whole life has been a lie.
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#6 - EvilApples (11/09/2012) [-]
Mfw I'm walking around the house naked thinking there's no one home but some body comes home early.
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#250 to #36 - andnowducks (11/10/2012) [-]
I'm gay   
>Hot sister.
I'm gay
>Hot sister.
#251 to #250 - jothef (11/10/2012) [-]
You think your sister is hot.
You think your sister is hot.
#116 to #6 - slashendrix (11/10/2012) [-]
If you're naked, how are you wearing a brown shirt.
User avatar #242 to #116 - EvilApples (11/10/2012) [-]
The bottom half of me is naked maybe?
#16 to #6 - theturtle (11/09/2012) [-]
**theturtle rolled a random image posted in comment #1664333 at MLP Brony Board ** panic-mode activated
#146 to #6 - capinsquiggles (11/10/2012) [-]
A few weeks ago I was walking around my house naked, and I went downstairs. Turns out the window was open, and outside there were 2 people from my school. I stared at them, they stared at me. I looked down at my dick just hanging there, back to them, then threw myself to the ground, not knowing any other way to make that experience end.   
   
>mfw I see them the next day
A few weeks ago I was walking around my house naked, and I went downstairs. Turns out the window was open, and outside there were 2 people from my school. I stared at them, they stared at me. I looked down at my dick just hanging there, back to them, then threw myself to the ground, not knowing any other way to make that experience end.

>mfw I see them the next day
User avatar #65 to #6 - unncommon (11/10/2012) [-]
You must then piss on the floor, then growl at them, and leave.

That's what the alpha male must do.
User avatar #243 to #65 - EvilApples (11/10/2012) [-]
Too bad I'm a beta fag then.
#4 - thumbcommentthumb (11/09/2012) [-]
Girls watch porn? My whole life has been a lie.
User avatar #42 to #4 - crampers (11/09/2012) [-]
Averagely girls masturbate once a day.
#117 to #4 - enerder (11/10/2012) [-]
Something I know is that they are more turned on by sounds than images, so mute porn is just a whatever video for a chick. Or so I've been told.
Something I know is that they are more turned on by sounds than images, so mute porn is just a whatever video for a chick. Or so I've been told.
#211 to #117 - Rascal (11/10/2012) [-]
ya know video is just as important, sound just makes it better me thinks
#147 to #117 - TheTurnbull (11/10/2012) [-]
"More turned on by sound"
"Mute the video"
User avatar #171 to #147 - retardedboss ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
"is just a whatever video for a chick."

Context helps doesn't it?
#129 to #4 - Rascal (11/10/2012) [-]
what if i told you......


girls want sex just as much as guys
#136 to #129 - kltznrj (11/10/2012) [-]
Mfw you're srs...   
   
   
   
are you serious?!?!
Mfw you're srs...



are you serious?!?!
#10 to #4 - splyt (11/09/2012) [-]
dude its on funnyjunk, that means its a joke. every body knows girls dont watch porn. they also dont fart, poop, or vote
User avatar #83 to #10 - mostlyshits (11/10/2012) [-]
girls dont have anuses at all
#88 to #83 - therubberduck (11/10/2012) [-]
well in that case, your mom is really a he
#169 to #83 - oliphan (11/10/2012) [-]
But then... how do I anal?
But then... how do I anal?
User avatar #225 to #169 - mostlyshits (11/10/2012) [-]
no, that is a love hole stoopid
User avatar #18 to #10 - uwbymannen (11/09/2012) [-]
Trust me. I know women watch porn(at least some of them).
#44 - eikakaka (11/09/2012) [-]
**eikakaka rolled a random image posted in comment #1452962 at Item Discussion ** What i do home alone
User avatar #119 to #44 - thereactionfolder (11/10/2012) [-]
Goddamn if that isn't perfect.
User avatar #50 to #44 - iamwilldabeast (11/09/2012) [-]
Accurate and relevant as ****
#84 - geooooolah (11/10/2012) [-]
For me the most joyful thing to do whilst home alone is pooping with the door open. That Freedom.
User avatar #105 to #84 - hitlersoneballsack (11/10/2012) [-]
I do it when people are home, cause its my castle and they gotta put up with it
#89 to #84 - hugsta (11/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, but then the dog comes in and stares at you.
User avatar #91 to #89 - jibb (11/10/2012) [-]
Why did you have a picture for that, mister?
User avatar #94 to #91 - anonymousattorney (11/10/2012) [-]
Why wouldn't he?
#232 to #91 - hugsta (11/10/2012) [-]
Because I save everything johnsu draws, cause johnsu is a drawing god.
User avatar #100 to #89 - allcontent (11/10/2012) [-]
the god damn ******* cats.
#54 - nikoxasylumz (11/09/2012) [-]
...so....Girls watch porn?
...so....Girls watch porn?
#73 to #54 - cathtac (11/10/2012) [-]
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#70 to #54 - Mexicandude (11/10/2012) [-]
Yes, they do. Interestingly enough I have discovered that a lot of girls prefer watching gay porn.
User avatar #222 to #70 - shaggyballs (11/10/2012) [-]
actually I never watch gay porn I dont like it at all, I like me some interracial and gangbang
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#57 to #55 - nikoxasylumz (11/10/2012) [-]
terrific.
terrific.
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#61 to #55 - whathappenslive ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
Now..... WE DANCE!!!
Now..... WE DANCE!!!
#126 - phantomftw (11/10/2012) [-]
> girl brings laptop into class
> no one apart from me looks at her
> i watch her computer screen
> she clicks on Firefox by accident
> tons of pictures of naked anime guys being tentacle raped pop up on her screen
> she slams the laptop closed
> mfw she notices I was watching her this whole time
User avatar #167 to #126 - EjaculationMan (11/10/2012) [-]
> she start rubbing her ass on my face.
> she farts.
> i get huge wood.
>mfw when i'm a chair.
> mfw i have no face.
User avatar #175 to #126 - lolwatthe (11/10/2012) [-]
My friends Ex-girlfriend said she watched Yaoi, for some reason it was entirely in the context of the conversation. I have very odd conversations.
#162 to #126 - superbla (11/10/2012) [-]
Was she hot?
#114 - irokk ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
Girls....


watch porn?!
User avatar #139 to #114 - mircavera ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
indeed
#163 - EjaculationMan (11/10/2012) [-]
girls watch porn?!? what's next, they 			****		 too?
girls watch porn?!? what's next, they **** too?
#99 - mrfishie (11/10/2012) [-]
Do girls... Watch porn?
Do girls... Watch porn?
User avatar #141 to #99 - mircavera ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
frequently
if i had to make an estimate i would say twice a week
#160 to #141 - Rascal (11/10/2012) [-]
That's funny.

Cause "frequently" for me (guy) is about once a day.
User avatar #176 to #160 - propellerballs (11/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, "once".
User avatar #101 to #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/10/2012) [-]
yes

some girls draw some of the best porn I ever seen
User avatar #115 to #112 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/10/2012) [-]
pretty sure you are third at this point
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User avatar #122 to #115 - thisotherdude (11/10/2012) [-]
Of course, chicks draw some damn fine porn after all.
User avatar #124 to #122 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/10/2012) [-]
they mange to draw some of the best gay stuff I ever seen witch I still find odd
User avatar #127 to #124 - thisotherdude (11/10/2012) [-]
Never seen any of the gay stuff, but the straight and lesbian stuff have no equals!
User avatar #128 to #127 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/10/2012) [-]
as is with the gay stuff
User avatar #107 to #101 - goldenpotato (11/10/2012) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #102 to #101 - mrfishie (11/10/2012) [-]
:O
#39 - imonalaptop (11/09/2012) [-]
The endless benefits of living alone.
#103 - iRoflcopterU (11/10/2012) [-]
What if the neighbors can hear it.
User avatar #106 to #103 - goldenpotato (11/10/2012) [-]
They can come over and watch porn with you.

Like a true neighbor.
User avatar #111 to #110 - goldenpotato (11/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, like Statefarm.
#49 - duvallwhitey (11/09/2012) [-]
Girls watch porn?
User avatar #185 to #49 - discardedslinky (11/10/2012) [-]
Yes we do.
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#64 to #33 - whathappenslive ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
Marceline is sexy.
Marceline is sexy.
#104 to #64 - Rascal (11/10/2012) [-]
You're sexy.
#144 to #104 - whathappenslive ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
Thank you.
#1 - deadmuerto (11/09/2012) [-]
but how to know when they'll come home?
User avatar #7 to #1 - PoptartsGalore (11/09/2012) [-]
Remember everybody's schedule. I work night shift so I have the house to myself the entire day if I'm willing to stay awake.
User avatar #125 - Jackimole (11/10/2012) [-]
The real question is: Do girls watch gay porn in the same way we watch lesbian?
#132 to #125 - Rascal (11/10/2012) [-]
yes.... yes they do. i had a girlfriend who thought it would be the sexiest thing if i was Bi
User avatar #140 to #125 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
probably depends on the person.
#148 to #125 - Rascal (11/10/2012) [-]
I personally prefer straight porn. Even though I'm not lesbian, I really enjoy watching when the guys.. Fiddle with the girls vagina.
User avatar #153 to #125 - daslasher ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
yea its called yaoi
User avatar #170 to #125 - taintedtruffle (11/10/2012) [-]
gay yes - lesbian no (just speaking for my self here no one else)
User avatar #135 to #125 - beunosnoches (11/10/2012) [-]
no they don't
User avatar #183 to #125 - discardedslinky (11/10/2012) [-]
Yes. Yes we do.
User avatar #216 to #183 - chezburgadominator (11/10/2012) [-]
The world now knows.
#134 to #125 - pinkiepiethecunt (11/10/2012) [-]
oh 			****		 maybe
oh **** maybe
User avatar #143 to #125 - whovianofawesome (11/10/2012) [-]
Yes they do. Sorry, but guy on guy action is hot.
User avatar #14 - esmebuffay (11/09/2012) [-]
Even if I lived alone in a mansion with no houses around for miles or ever single person on the planet was dead except for me, I'd still use headphones.
User avatar #15 to #14 - picamix (11/09/2012) [-]
same
User avatar #23 to #14 - Gandalfthewhite (11/09/2012) [-]
can't use headphones with porn, can't hear when someones near by
User avatar #24 to #23 - esmebuffay (11/09/2012) [-]
I actually us ear buds, with one out and the ear without one pointed at the door, it's saved me on more than one occasion.
#3 - meowmiks (11/09/2012) [-]
YFW they get home
#52 - nigelthornberries (11/09/2012) [-]
**nigelthornberries rolled a random image posted in comment #49887 at Social Board ** what i do home alone
User avatar #30 - tokawase (11/09/2012) [-]
Or put one earphone so you can hear porn and hear if anyone comes home.
Just saying.
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