Titanic Miracle. Not OC. The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle , the lobsters in the kitchen. it Reply tit Delete Favorite. Unfortunately they died anyway because of their bound claws. Titanic miracle
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#41 - halor (11/09/2012) [-]
Poor lobster's
User avatar #1 - psychopilot (11/08/2012) [-]
Unfortunately they died anyway because of their bound claws.
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User avatar #53 to #1 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
and even if that wasn't the case, the water there is too cold and deep for them.
#106 - furyofthestorm (11/09/2012) [-]
Bad luck lobster.
Biologically immortal.
One of the most delicious animals.
User avatar #128 to #106 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
Learn something new everyday.
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User avatar #112 to #106 - alexeilvlrussian (11/09/2012) [-]
I think you're confusing jellyfish with crustacea
User avatar #116 to #112 - furyofthestorm (11/09/2012) [-]
Nope. Lobster telomerase never shortens. In fact it lengthens as they age.
The older they get, the more fertile they get as well.
Little bastards get stronger the longer we let them live.
User avatar #137 to #116 - voxseppo ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
Does this mean that we got gigantic lobsters at the bottom of the ocean lead by a gigantic lobster king, just waiting to kill us?
User avatar #155 to #137 - akg **User deleted account** (11/09/2012) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #118 to #116 - alexeilvlrussian (11/09/2012) [-]
Learn a new thing everyday.

Can you confirm it by linking a legit article though?
Not saying you're lying, but you know...It's the internet.
User avatar #120 to #118 - furyofthestorm (11/09/2012) [-]
http://en .wikipedia. org/wiki/Lobster#Longevity
I know people are still iffy about wiki even with the changes to it lately, so here's another one,
http://www .fightaging. org/archives/2007/06/ageless-animals-the-lobster-edition.php
User avatar #121 to #120 - alexeilvlrussian (11/09/2012) [-]
I see, thanks a lot!
Time to dig in.
User avatar #119 to #118 - wooyoungkim (11/09/2012) [-]
Look it up on google. There's plenty of articles about lobster and possible immortality. They didn't prove it, but it is supported by many evidences.
#146 to #116 - kennyroks (11/09/2012) [-]
telomerase is an enzyme, i think you meant telomeres which are the noncoding dna sequences at the polar ends of DNA strands
#56 - esmebuffay ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
It's a crab but still related.
#65 to #56 - ktulu (11/09/2012) [-]
Justice!
#5 - rawrbowwow (11/09/2012) [-]
That's why these guys are so damn happy
That's why these guys are so damn happy
#62 to #61 - inbardo (11/09/2012) [-]
YES! I lift!
#89 to #62 - anon (11/09/2012) [-]
Looks like a facehugger....scary.
#115 - mcfc (11/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #75 - gotohemp (11/09/2012) [-]
Sorry but the lobster wouldn't have survived the depth. Their optimal ecology is at shore line but it can extend out to the continental shelf. The area where the titanic sunk was beyond the continental shelf, unfortunately.

tldr; no lobsters were spared that night
User avatar #145 to #75 - fosforgasxiii (11/09/2012) [-]
I knew that, but you have to admit this was pretty funny even tough it was false.
User avatar #159 to #75 - goodnighthelena (11/09/2012) [-]
Smarts on FJ.
User avatar #79 to #75 - pelwi (11/09/2012) [-]
You just had to ruin it.
#114 to #75 - thelastgemini (11/09/2012) [-]
The more you know!   
   
mfw those poor lobsters...
The more you know!

mfw those poor lobsters...
User avatar #160 to #114 - goodnighthelena (11/09/2012) [-]
Why is this happening?
#87 to #75 - fartgrenade (11/09/2012) [-]
People might be voting you down but I liked your tl;dr at the end (even though it was for a 3 sentence post)
#124 to #75 - blahdudeblah (11/09/2012) [-]
>be a lobster   
>oh 			****		! the cooks about to boil me alive!   
>noooooooooooo!   
>titanic sinks   
>BACK TO THE OCEAN BITCHES!   
>HA HA, YOU'RE ALL DROWNING! BITCHES!   
>starting to get too deep... water pressure building   
>what the 			****		? Why am I hurting   
>squish   
   
poor lobsters.
>be a lobster
>oh **** ! the cooks about to boil me alive!
>noooooooooooo!
>titanic sinks
>BACK TO THE OCEAN BITCHES!
>HA HA, YOU'RE ALL DROWNING! BITCHES!
>starting to get too deep... water pressure building
>what the **** ? Why am I hurting
>squish

poor lobsters.
User avatar #157 to #124 - shitshitshit (11/09/2012) [-]
>squish

why am i loling so hard
#158 to #157 - blahdudeblah (11/09/2012) [-]
cause reasons.
cause reasons.
#67 - leyhoooo (11/09/2012) [-]
I am free!
#122 - gigamesh (11/09/2012) [-]
*******		 Miracles
******* Miracles
User avatar #12 - secretlywheatbread (11/09/2012) [-]
There's always something positive in a bad situation and vice versa, I suppose.
+1
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#31 to #18 - KillenZehJews (11/09/2012) [-]
Not true sir, you say that she is clean, therefore her tests ofr STDs must be negative.
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+1
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User avatar #21 to #18 - rolston (11/09/2012) [-]
until she bites... hard
User avatar #29 to #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/09/2012) [-]
what if she dont' like sucking dick?? That would be a negative.
What if she had a BF?? that would be a negative.
Chance are you payed.... you did say supermodel unless you are just that damn good. Paying for something that can be done for free I call that a negative
#26 - phanact (11/09/2012) [-]
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#23 - bigbawser (11/09/2012) [-]
**bigbawser rolls 61** Dubs and titanic avoids iceberg
#99 - alucardshellhound (11/09/2012) [-]
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #200359 at Video Games Board **
#27 - dlwnsgur (11/09/2012) [-]
**dlwnsgur rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at You're a winner ** MIRACLE
**dlwnsgur rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at You're a winner ** MIRACLE
User avatar #6 - LetsKillFrance (11/09/2012) [-]
Wouldn't the water be too cold even for the lobsters? I'm not totally sure what parts of the ocean they live in exactly
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