Minecraft chickens. Well I thought it was pretty funny. But I suppose I'm weird like that. OC. So I was playing minecraft when I found an egg on the ground. Wit no father in sight must be nigger chickens
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Minecraft chickens

Well I thought it was pretty funny. But I suppose I'm weird like that. OC

So I was playing minecraft when I found an egg
on the ground. With no use for it, I threw it at the
nearest chicken to fuel my sick sadistic urges.
Now what I did not expect was it to spawn three
chicks which started treating the chicken like it' s
mother. The mother, while trying to outrun her
newfound - and less than welcome - children,
stopped and stared me in the face with an
accusatory look that simply said "You. You did
this to me."
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#17 - phanact (11/08/2012) [-]
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#18 - bitchplzzz (11/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
... You're the father.
#24 - idylex (11/08/2012) [-]
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#62 - oapsyches (11/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#130 - ragingflamingos (11/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Real men throw pigs.
Real men throw pigs.
#53 - nifix (11/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#30 - redrunner (11/09/2012) [-]
Congrats
Congrats
#122 - resbiansrock (11/09/2012) [+] (47 replies)
**resbiansrock rolls 0** will trips be rolled in this thread?
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#152 - holypiez (11/09/2012) [-]
MFW tags
MFW tags
#77 - girrafalopegis (11/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #178 to #177 - dyllygaf (11/09/2012) [-]
If you want to be able to post pictures, then make funny comments and contribute to what's relevant like everybody else instead of begging for thumbs
#150 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (11/09/2012) [-]
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#48 - misticalz ONLINE (11/09/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I remember this post when it had -5 thumbs and no greens

I'm so special.
User avatar #138 - timelordeternal (11/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Is this how you get your sick kicks?
User avatar #145 to #138 - Lainge (11/09/2012) [-]
Would have been funnier as "Chicks"
#67 - roflstorm (11/09/2012) [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #81 to #67 - roflstorm (11/09/2012) [-]
Ok apparently not funny.

IM GOING DOWN WITH ME THUMBS
User avatar #15 - InsertFunnyPhrase (11/08/2012) [-]
I was derping around in my basement/farm and I threw my last three eggs at a chicken. Two eggs hatched chicks, and one of the chicks fell into the 'pool' I had put there for them. Then, the second chick to hatch pushed the chicken that laid the eggs into the water, and held her under until she died. I now have the worlds first assassin chicken.
User avatar #6 - Maroon (11/08/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Yeah, breaking eggs hatches new chickens. I have a chicken farm next to my house so that I never have to go out looking for food. Wish I could do something similar with cows so I always have leather.
#14 to #6 - angelious ONLINE (11/08/2012) [-]
use wheat to lure them to closed area then feed the wheat to two cows and you have a baby cow.   
   
you can do this to every animal to create the ultimate farm!
use wheat to lure them to closed area then feed the wheat to two cows and you have a baby cow.

you can do this to every animal to create the ultimate farm!
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