Minecraft chickens. Well I thought it was pretty funny. But I suppose I'm weird like that. OC. So I was playing minecraft when I found an egg on the ground. Wit no father in sight must be nigger chickens
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Minecraft chickens

Minecraft chickens. Well I thought it was pretty funny. But I suppose I'm weird like that. OC. So I was playing minecraft when I found an egg on the ground. Wit

Well I thought it was pretty funny. But I suppose I'm weird like that. OC

So I was playing minecraft when I found an egg
on the ground. With no use for it, I threw it at the
nearest chicken to fuel my sick sadistic urges.
Now what I did not expect was it to spawn three
chicks which started treating the chicken like it' s
mother. The mother, while trying to outrun her
newfound - and less than welcome - children,
stopped and stared me in the face with an
accusatory look that simply said "You. You did
this to me."
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#24 - idylex (11/08/2012) [-]
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#130 - ragingflamingos (11/09/2012) [-]
Real men throw pigs.
Real men throw pigs.
#215 to #130 - neoexdeath ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
Only if its this pig. ************* little twatbag...
User avatar #227 to #215 - twatbag (11/10/2012) [-]
Why do you guys hate me so much?
#18 - bitchplzzz (11/08/2012) [-]
... You're the father.
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#25 to #18 - eggoman (11/08/2012) [-]
but he supplied the egg, if anything he is the mother
#30 - redrunner (11/09/2012) [-]
Congrats
Congrats
#17 - phanact (11/08/2012) [-]
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#122 - resbiansrock (11/09/2012) [-]
**resbiansrock rolls 0** will trips be rolled in this thread?
User avatar #147 to #122 - pedomuhammed (11/09/2012) [-]
**pedomuhammed rolls 1** is op a fag
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User avatar #137 to #122 - turtleback (11/09/2012) [-]
**turtleback rolls 4** Will this guy ever stop posting the same ******* question on each post?
User avatar #143 to #137 - theduckmon (11/09/2012) [-]
**theduckmon rolls 8** "Will this guy ever stop posting the same ******* question on each post?"
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User avatar #176 to #122 - vortexrain (11/09/2012) [-]
**vortexrain rolls 0** Should I fap tonight?
User avatar #203 to #122 - itsdasp ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
**itsdasp rolls 4**
Should I get back into World of Warcraft?
User avatar #205 to #203 - itsdasp ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
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Should I get back into WoW? :L
User avatar #142 to #122 - ayebro (11/09/2012) [-]
**ayebro rolls 2** is OP addicted to cock?
User avatar #123 to #122 - resbiansrock (11/09/2012) [-]
...k
#128 to #123 - anon (11/09/2012) [-]
Dont do it its not worth it.
User avatar #131 to #122 - audioclave (11/09/2012) [-]
**audioclave rolls 2** Should this person stop posting this?
#139 to #122 - anon (11/09/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6** can i have something to eat?
User avatar #170 to #122 - classybot (11/09/2012) [-]
**classybot rolls 8** If a chuck wood would chuck wood how much wood could a wood chuck chuck?
User avatar #171 to #170 - classybot (11/09/2012) [-]
Good answer.
User avatar #169 to #122 - kathuzada (11/09/2012) [-]
**kathuzada rolls 1** should I kill myself
User avatar #218 to #122 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
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should i worry about my math homework?
#220 to #218 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
radical
radical
User avatar #209 to #122 - TheFixer (11/09/2012) [-]
**TheFixer rolls 8** will i become death, the destroyer of worlds?
User avatar #210 to #209 - TheFixer (11/09/2012) [-]
**TheFixer rolls 7** i care now ill ask again will i become death, the destroyer of worlds?
User avatar #211 to #210 - TheFixer (11/09/2012) [-]
**TheFixer rolls 5** that is neither here nor there, now give me a straight answer will i become death, the destroyer of worlds?
User avatar #212 to #211 - TheFixer (11/09/2012) [-]
**TheFixer rolls 6** is that the best answer you can give me?
User avatar #213 to #212 - TheFixer (11/09/2012) [-]
**TheFixer rolls 9** i want a better answer if you feel up to it.
User avatar #214 to #213 - TheFixer (11/09/2012) [-]
**TheFixer rolls 5** yeah i probably should at this point. so maybe is the best you can do?
User avatar #216 to #214 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
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will this guy ^ become death
the destroyer of worlds?
User avatar #217 to #216 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
sorry dude its just not in the cards
User avatar #219 to #217 - TheFixer (11/09/2012) [-]
thanks for dashing my hope that was given to me with the maybe!!!! its k no one cares about the magic shell anyways, i was hoping it was going to tell me to kill myself so i could make a joke but i guess thats not gonna happen
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User avatar #175 to #122 - justignoreme ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
**justignoreme rolls 1** am i gay?
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#153 to #122 - holypiez (11/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #132 to #122 - oapsyches (11/09/2012) [-]
**oapsyches rolls 6** will i get ever married?
#154 to #122 - despicablemaz (11/09/2012) [-]
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#194 to #174 - anonyrnoose (11/09/2012) [-]
You didn't ask a goddamn question. Now delete your account, faggot.
#136 to #122 - anon (11/09/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 3**
#167 to #122 - telamatoes (11/09/2012) [-]
**telamatoes rolls 2** Will i get thumbs for this?
#133 to #122 - anon (11/09/2012) [-]
Will anons take over the world?
#228 to #122 - anon (06/06/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8** will i ever get an account
#158 to #122 - cabbininja (11/09/2012) [-]
**cabbininja rolls 8** Am I a pretty girl?
#152 - holypiez (11/09/2012) [-]
MFW tags
MFW tags
#87 to #62 - krumpetking (11/09/2012) [-]
edited.
#150 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (11/09/2012) [-]
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#53 - nifix (11/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #82 to #59 - rshowat (11/09/2012) [-]
AWWW YEEE. Peaches and Cream.
User avatar #138 - timelordeternal (11/09/2012) [-]
Is this how you get your sick kicks?
User avatar #145 to #138 - Lainge (11/09/2012) [-]
Would have been funnier as "Chicks"
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#110 to #101 - resbiansrock (11/09/2012) [-]
**resbiansrock rolls 3** Can I get trips?
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#120 to #116 - resbiansrock (11/09/2012) [-]
**resbiansrock rolls 5** will he?
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User avatar #111 to #110 - resbiansrock (11/09/2012) [-]
**resbiansrock rolls 4** should I risk it?
User avatar #112 to #111 - resbiansrock (11/09/2012) [-]
**resbiansrock rolls 8** well???
User avatar #113 to #112 - resbiansrock (11/09/2012) [-]
**resbiansrock rolls 6** no seriously...
User avatar #114 to #113 - resbiansrock (11/09/2012) [-]
**resbiansrock rolls 188** ok...
User avatar #115 to #114 - resbiansrock (11/09/2012) [-]
**resbiansrock rolls 5**you knew that would happen didn't you...
User avatar #144 to #110 - ayebro (11/09/2012) [-]
**ayebro rolls 6** who was phone?
#77 - girrafalopegis (11/09/2012) [-]
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#117 to #77 - resbiansrock (11/09/2012) [-]
**resbiansrock rolls 3** Will haters keep hatin?
User avatar #15 - InsertFunnyPhrase (11/08/2012) [-]
I was derping around in my basement/farm and I threw my last three eggs at a chicken. Two eggs hatched chicks, and one of the chicks fell into the 'pool' I had put there for them. Then, the second chick to hatch pushed the chicken that laid the eggs into the water, and held her under until she died. I now have the worlds first assassin chicken.
#48 - misticalz ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
I remember this post when it had -5 thumbs and no greens

I'm so special.
#57 to #48 - krumpetking (11/09/2012) [-]
... it never had -5 thumbs...
User avatar #58 to #57 - misticalz ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
You had Minus something, mister! >:c
#65 to #58 - krumpetking (11/09/2012) [-]
I really didn't. This is only my third post, so I was stalking it like mad. The lowest it had (apart from zero) was one.
#55 to #50 - misticalz ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #88 - wallbuilder (11/09/2012) [-]
I had hundreds of chickens in my farm. Now their souls fill my pickaxe.
#1 - bersrker (11/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #63 - colegaleener (11/09/2012) [-]
Any one else ever get a quad? I got two of em so far
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