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#15 - madjik (11/07/2012) [-]
I would still go down on her.
I would still go down on her.
User avatar #41 to #15 - inunic (11/08/2012) [-]
What is happening in this gif? lol
#48 to #41 - anon (11/08/2012) [-]
the crab doesn't give a **** .
User avatar #161 to #41 - brianhanerjr (11/08/2012) [-]
He tore off his own claw
User avatar #166 to #161 - inunic (11/08/2012) [-]
Thank you for an actual answer. I don't know why but when i watched it it looked like he threw a smaller crab on the ground. lol
#170 to #166 - brianhanerjr (11/08/2012) [-]
That's actually what I saw at first, haha, so don't go blaming yourself for something like that!
That's actually what I saw at first, haha, so don't go blaming yourself for something like that!
#306 to #170 - anon (11/08/2012) [-]
there's an old gif where a crab similar to this one throws a smaller crab to the ground. wan't able to find it, but as i remember the other gif, they look a bit alike.
#97 - WastingTime (11/08/2012) [-]
Still would. MFW.
Still would. MFW.
#103 to #97 - onetufftoaster (11/08/2012) [-]
yea me too. id tongue her kidneys . JUST saying.
#186 to #4 - sovietghost (11/08/2012) [-]
MFW I see the pussy
MFW I see the pussy
#388 - theproxy (11/08/2012) [-]
Meh, any kind of human contact would be nice.
Even if its just a hug.
#390 to #389 - theproxy (11/08/2012) [-]
I am waiting.
User avatar #25 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
I actually enjoy going down on girls. If I ever would get the opportunity.
User avatar #393 to #25 - theholum (11/08/2012) [-]
I love it too, but it hurts the tounge after a while
#157 to #25 - anon (11/08/2012) [-]
I wish. :(
#292 - paesani (11/08/2012) [-]
I hate when that happens, because then I have to use cloroform.
#333 to #292 - joyguy ONLINE (11/08/2012) [-]
#178 - msrdotwozero (11/08/2012) [-]
IF a girl said that too me, id jizz in my pants cause it would be so hot.
also im desperate
#205 to #178 - smithysmithy (11/08/2012) [-] actually isn't that great...
#227 to #205 - kltznrj (11/08/2012) [-]
I think there's a huge benefit to going down on a girl. Imagine tonguing her G-spot repeatedly.
#233 to #227 - smithysmithy (11/08/2012) [-]
i don't know the technical side of it, its just amusing when she turns into a mess hahahaha....i think im a bad person for finding it funny
User avatar #243 to #233 - kltznrj (11/08/2012) [-]
Naw, it's all good. You're among the rest of us that has yet to discover the ways of the almighty vagina.
#349 to #227 - samponn (11/08/2012) [-]
you mean her clitoris. her G-spot is inside the vagina
User avatar #452 to #349 - kltznrj (11/08/2012) [-]
That's what I meant.
User avatar #207 to #205 - msrdotwozero (11/08/2012) [-]
it is when you cant really taste anything but the situation is turning you on so much....I am the you in the sentence
#210 to #207 - smithysmithy (11/08/2012) [-]
iv don't it to my gf a few times, its funny making her lose it but thats the only good thing...i carried on remembering "fishy smell" internet jokes and i kept laughing
User avatar #218 to #210 - msrdotwozero (11/08/2012) [-]
The best feeling is when you are inside her and she giggles......which is great for me cause of my small dick...but seriously if she giggles it feels great...trouble is fake giggles dont work. Now everytime we watch a standup comedian it turns me on.....i have problems
#229 to #218 - smithysmithy (11/08/2012) [-]
my gf always comes before me, i think i have had too much porn over the years or something. and im only 18 which is seriously ******* worrying
User avatar #232 to #229 - msrdotwozero (11/08/2012) [-]
AAAhhhh yes I had that, but then I stopped watching porn with the sound. That way, you can still masturbate, but her sounds are what stimulate.
#238 to #232 - smithysmithy (11/08/2012) [-]
she isn't noisy though :/ like i know shes enjoying it so that not a worry but yea, not the porn star sounds
User avatar #242 to #238 - msrdotwozero (11/08/2012) [-]
oh man, dont know what to tell ya.
#246 to #242 - smithysmithy (11/08/2012) [-]
oh well...i still get blow jobs when i out last her though so not all bad ^^
User avatar #248 to #246 - msrdotwozero (11/08/2012) [-]
Dont say that on here. a bunch of jealous kids will thumb you down massively
#252 to #248 - smithysmithy (11/08/2012) [-]
why? any guy can get a girlfriend and do the same things that we have been talking about
User avatar #309 to #252 - msrdotwozero (11/08/2012) [-]
DONT SAY THAT EITHER, they will hear you...shhhh
#211 to #210 - smithysmithy (11/08/2012) [-]
*did it oops
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#441 to #46 - kaboomz (11/08/2012) [-]
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#52 to #46 - RefrainFromTouchin (11/08/2012) [-]
I usually masturbate with lotion, but I suppose binoculars work too
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#1 - EvilFluffyBunny (11/07/2012) [-]
Anal it is then.
#138 - poeg (11/08/2012) [-]
damn girl
#22 - daniboyi (11/07/2012) [-]
Honestly I would still do it. I see no reason not too unless it's that time of the month.
User avatar #426 to #22 - voteharveydent (11/08/2012) [-]
I dont mind a little sauce on my sausage as long as the bun is tight.
#370 - holypiez (11/08/2012) [-]
i would just be happy to see her naked
i would just be happy to see her naked
#322 - ianosity (11/08/2012) [-]
A woman making me do something?
User avatar #372 to #322 - IamSofaKingdom (11/08/2012) [-]
the women and latino votes won obama the election (along with 93% of black voters) so women made you take a certain president...sort of.
#122 - InfraBread (11/08/2012) [-]
She's cute
#74 - EjaculationMan (11/08/2012) [-]
actually i knew a girl before that was crazy about blowjob, and when i mentioned eating her out she went all "eeewwww that's gross"

yeah she was a virgin, that's probably explains it.
User avatar #86 to #74 - braxtotxarb (11/08/2012) [-]
epic name bro
#88 to #86 - EjaculationMan (11/08/2012) [-]
thx i came up with it myself.
User avatar #121 to #74 - shutupandrapeme (11/08/2012) [-]
I will now add you because of that username.
I hope you accept it.
User avatar #75 to #74 - Kainim (11/08/2012) [-]
was she good at blowjobs? if so, what was your relationship with her, did you receive any blowjobs? why was she crazy about them? why didn't she like being eaten out

please... do continue
User avatar #87 to #75 - nucularwar (11/08/2012) [-]
I gotta say, that's the creepiest comment i've seen in a while...
#79 to #75 - EjaculationMan (11/08/2012) [-]
it was long distant relation, which failed since we were kinda young and lacked the money and means to reach each others and well we just couldn't continue.
it was long distant relation, which failed since we were kinda young and lacked the money and means to reach each others and well we just couldn't continue.
User avatar #140 - ixcarnifexxi (11/08/2012) [-]
You best not be implyin that vaginas are gross.
User avatar #149 to #140 - memeinmycoffee (11/08/2012) [-]
Heterosexual male with a girlfriend that I enjoy having sex with here to tell you that vaginas are not attractive. Going down on a girl doesn't even make sense.

Blowjobs are obvious. Eating a girl out doesn't make a lot of sense. As much as I like to put my penis in vaginas, I'd rather keep my mouth away from them.
User avatar #150 to #149 - ixcarnifexxi (11/08/2012) [-]
Dude, they get soooo much out of it.
User avatar #153 to #150 - memeinmycoffee (11/08/2012) [-]
I understand that, but I can do a lot more and be a lot more sensitive and accurate with my hands than my tongue. Then again, my girlfriend isn't a huge fan of getting "eaten out" so I've never been pressured to get good at it.
User avatar #175 to #153 - mrvanburen (11/08/2012) [-]
you must be bad at it.

"No baby it's fine. I don't like it anyway."
User avatar #177 to #175 - memeinmycoffee (11/08/2012) [-]
She made that comment before I ever did it.
User avatar #360 to #177 - turboderp (11/08/2012) [-]
Did she ever comment your way of eating icecream?
User avatar #163 to #153 - midnightflower (11/08/2012) [-]
I've never understood anyone who hates getting oral.
#442 to #163 - anonyrnoose (11/08/2012) [-]
I don't like getting blow jobs.
User avatar #445 to #442 - usmcoorah (11/08/2012) [-]
Then you sir..have never had a good blow job. The orgasm you get from a blowjob is 10x as strong as one youd get from sex...not literally, but thats what it feels like.
User avatar #448 to #445 - midnightflower (11/08/2012) [-]
Agreed. Find a girl who actually knows what she's doing and can find your spots that drive you crazy. You're not a real man if you don't like BJs.
User avatar #255 to #163 - jakefenris (11/08/2012) [-]
Some people aren't comfortable with their bodies, especially with women. While others may feel uncomfortable with having someone reciprocate.
User avatar #173 to #149 - kevinweeks (11/08/2012) [-]
Can you explain to me how fellatio makes more sense than cunnilingus? Because it seems like they both follow the same logic. Both are practiced by animals other than humans...
User avatar #180 to #173 - memeinmycoffee (11/08/2012) [-]
Because it's more natural to put something into your mouth than to use your tongue to flick flaps of skin.
#192 to #180 - ThumbingUp (11/08/2012) [-]
Sounds to me like you have no idea how to eat out a girl since it makes no sense to you ;)
User avatar #194 to #149 - EpicAmiss (11/08/2012) [-]
**** the haters. I agree with you. I suppose it really is personal opinion, but if you get guys out of their "dude zone" they usually will agree that pussy taste funny and smell funnier and look like a fat chick that got liposuction.
#215 to #140 - jakefenris (11/08/2012) [-]
I find them honestly repellant and disgusting. They look like a smoked meat sandwich exploded. I don't understand how straight men do it. But that's me, I'm gay, everyone has different opinions. And not every body part is a work of art.
User avatar #443 to #215 - ixcarnifexxi (11/08/2012) [-]
Clearly, you've seen some bad ones. Trust me though (for straight guys at least), the good ones are out there.
User avatar #436 to #215 - meganinja ONLINE (11/08/2012) [-]
I'm straight, but I agree with you. I don't know why, but I personally find vaginas disgusting.
User avatar #423 to #215 - memeinmycoffee (11/08/2012) [-]
Maybe next time I tell FunnyJunk that I don't find vaginas attractive I'll include a picture of Jon Stewart.

Mostly I'm just glad that someone agrees with me and didn't get pummeled by thumbs down. I should've just lied and said I'm gay, then they would've liked me :(
#453 to #423 - jakefenris (11/08/2012) [-]
It's more a matter of offering an opinion and presenting it a such, rather than being direct and assertive that your personal world views are the right ones. Though in this case it's also a matter of personal taste. I personally don't understand why preforming oral sex on a woman would be considered nonsensical, would never do it myself, but that has to do with how they look to me and being gay and what not.

For me oral sex is an act meant to provide ones partner with sexual pleasure and gratification, it's an act of affection. Doesn't matter the gender of the couple. I think as well people took offense that you seem to imply women are expected to give and not receive. I would also point out that some people consider many things unnatural, however those people are a minority, and with most things are wrong.

I used the picture of John to ensure people understood I was presenting an opinion and wasn't looking for a fight. People may have been more kind if you had said something along the lines of "As a straight man, I personally find vagina to be unpleasant to look at, because of this I find the idea of performing oral sex on a woman to unpleasant and repulsive."
User avatar #455 to #453 - memeinmycoffee (11/08/2012) [-]
I know, I know, I was just being snarky because of all of my butthurt.

My point about cunnilingus not "making sense" compared to fellatio is a much harder-to-explain, but in my opinion, is still a valid argument. I didn't take NEARLY enough time to explain what I meant.

I wasn't being as non-confrontational as I should have been in order to avoid such a negative response but I guess my point still stands. I'm heterosexual and I don't find vaginas attractive.
#231 - xashun (11/08/2012) [-]
Process of me asking for head.
Process of me asking for head.
#212 - symphonyofspecters ONLINE (11/08/2012) [-]
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#53 - MisfitsFan ONLINE (11/08/2012) [-]
I hope this doesn't become the new fad
I hope this doesn't become the new fad
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