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#46 - trevo
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(11/08/2012) [-]
#441 to #46 - kaboomz
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(11/08/2012) [-]
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#52 to #46 - RefrainFromTouchin ONLINE
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(11/08/2012) [-]
I usually masturbate with lotion, but I suppose binoculars work too
#99 to #52 - swimmingprodigy
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#4 - heybabywhatsshakin
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#186 to #4 - sovietghost
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(11/08/2012) [-]
MFW I see the pussy
MFW I see the pussy
#25 - heartlessrobot
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(11/07/2012) [-]
I actually enjoy going down on girls. If I ever would get the opportunity.
#157 to #25 - anon
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(11/08/2012) [-]
I wish. :(
#393 to #25 - theholum
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(11/08/2012) [-]
I love it too, but it hurts the tounge after a while
#15 - madjik
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(11/07/2012) [-]
I would still go down on her.
I would still go down on her.
#41 to #15 - inunic
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(11/08/2012) [-]
What is happening in this gif? lol
#161 to #41 - brianhanerjr
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(11/08/2012) [-]
He tore off his own claw
#166 to #161 - inunic
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Thank you for an actual answer. I don't know why but when i watched it it looked like he threw a smaller crab on the ground. lol
#170 to #166 - brianhanerjr
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(11/08/2012) [-]
That's actually what I saw at first, haha, so don't go blaming yourself for something like that!
That's actually what I saw at first, haha, so don't go blaming yourself for something like that!
#306 to #170 - anon
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(11/08/2012) [-]
there's an old gif where a crab similar to this one throws a smaller crab to the ground. wan't able to find it, but as i remember the other gif, they look a bit alike.
#48 to #41 - anon
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(11/08/2012) [-]
the crab doesn't give a ****.
#22 - daniboyi
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Honestly I would still do it. I see no reason not too unless it's that time of the month.
#426 to #22 - voteharveydent
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(11/08/2012) [-]
I dont mind a little sauce on my sausage as long as the bun is tight.
#457 to #426 - bun
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#230 to #22 - breakfastlunch
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#28 to #22 - MurphyUK
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#1 - EvilFluffyBunny
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Anal it is then.
#312 to #1 - torexofthenight
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(11/08/2012) [-]
#97 - WastingTime
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Still would. MFW.
Still would. MFW.
#103 to #97 - onetufftoaster
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(11/08/2012) [-]
yea me too. id tongue her kidneys . JUST saying.
#388 - theproxy
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Meh, any kind of human contact would be nice.
Even if its just a hug.
#449 to #388 - jakefenris
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#430 to #388 - skinless
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(11/08/2012) [-]
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#389 to #388 - josieabby
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#390 to #389 - theproxy
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(11/08/2012) [-]
I am waiting.
#410 to #390 - josieabby
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#392 to #388 - EvilFluffyBunny
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#140 - ixcarnifexxi
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(11/08/2012) [-]
You best not be implyin that vaginas are gross.
#149 to #140 - memeinmycoffee
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Heterosexual male with a girlfriend that I enjoy having sex with here to tell you that vaginas are not attractive. Going down on a girl doesn't even make sense.

Blowjobs are obvious. Eating a girl out doesn't make a lot of sense. As much as I like to put my penis in vaginas, I'd rather keep my mouth away from them.
#150 to #149 - ixcarnifexxi
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Dude, they get soooo much out of it.
#153 to #150 - memeinmycoffee
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(11/08/2012) [-]
I understand that, but I can do a lot more and be a lot more sensitive and accurate with my hands than my tongue. Then again, my girlfriend isn't a huge fan of getting "eaten out" so I've never been pressured to get good at it.
#175 to #153 - mrvanburen
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(11/08/2012) [-]
you must be bad at it.

"No baby it's fine. I don't like it anyway."
#177 to #175 - memeinmycoffee
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(11/08/2012) [-]
She made that comment before I ever did it.
#360 to #177 - turboderp
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Did she ever comment your way of eating icecream?
#163 to #153 - midnightflower
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(11/08/2012) [-]
I've never understood anyone who hates getting oral.
#442 to #163 - anonyrnoose
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(11/08/2012) [-]
I don't like getting blow jobs.
#445 to #442 - usmcoorah
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Then you sir..have never had a good blow job. The orgasm you get from a blowjob is 10x as strong as one youd get from sex...not literally, but thats what it feels like.
#448 to #445 - midnightflower
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Agreed. Find a girl who actually knows what she's doing and can find your spots that drive you crazy. You're not a real man if you don't like BJs.
#255 to #163 - jakefenris
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Some people aren't comfortable with their bodies, especially with women. While others may feel uncomfortable with having someone reciprocate.
#173 to #149 - kevinweeks
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Can you explain to me how fellatio makes more sense than cunnilingus? Because it seems like they both follow the same logic. Both are practiced by animals other than humans...
#180 to #173 - memeinmycoffee
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Because it's more natural to put something into your mouth than to use your tongue to flick flaps of skin.
#192 to #180 - ThumbingUp
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Sounds to me like you have no idea how to eat out a girl since it makes no sense to you ;)
#169 to #149 - usmcoorah
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#194 to #149 - EpicAmiss
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(11/08/2012) [-]
**** the haters. I agree with you. I suppose it really is personal opinion, but if you get guys out of their "dude zone" they usually will agree that pussy taste funny and smell funnier and look like a fat chick that got liposuction.
#215 to #140 - jakefenris
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(11/08/2012) [-]
I find them honestly repellant and disgusting. They look like a smoked meat sandwich exploded. I don't understand how straight men do it. But that's me, I'm gay, everyone has different opinions. And not every body part is a work of art.
#443 to #215 - ixcarnifexxi
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Clearly, you've seen some bad ones. Trust me though (for straight guys at least), the good ones are out there.
#436 to #215 - meganinja ONLINE
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(11/08/2012) [-]
I'm straight, but I agree with you. I don't know why, but I personally find vaginas disgusting.
#423 to #215 - memeinmycoffee
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Maybe next time I tell FunnyJunk that I don't find vaginas attractive I'll include a picture of Jon Stewart.

Mostly I'm just glad that someone agrees with me and didn't get pummeled by thumbs down. I should've just lied and said I'm gay, then they would've liked me :(
#453 to #423 - jakefenris
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(11/08/2012) [-]
It's more a matter of offering an opinion and presenting it a such, rather than being direct and assertive that your personal world views are the right ones. Though in this case it's also a matter of personal taste. I personally don't understand why preforming oral sex on a woman would be considered nonsensical, would never do it myself, but that has to do with how they look to me and being gay and what not.

For me oral sex is an act meant to provide ones partner with sexual pleasure and gratification, it's an act of affection. Doesn't matter the gender of the couple. I think as well people took offense that you seem to imply women are expected to give and not receive. I would also point out that some people consider many things unnatural, however those people are a minority, and with most things are wrong.

I used the picture of John to ensure people understood I was presenting an opinion and wasn't looking for a fight. People may have been more kind if you had said something along the lines of "As a straight man, I personally find vagina to be unpleasant to look at, because of this I find the idea of performing oral sex on a woman to unpleasant and repulsive."
#455 to #453 - memeinmycoffee
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(11/08/2012) [-]
I know, I know, I was just being snarky because of all of my butthurt.

My point about cunnilingus not "making sense" compared to fellatio is a much harder-to-explain, but in my opinion, is still a valid argument. I didn't take NEARLY enough time to explain what I meant.

I wasn't being as non-confrontational as I should have been in order to avoid such a negative response but I guess my point still stands. I'm heterosexual and I don't find vaginas attractive.
#231 - xashun
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Process of me asking for head.
Process of me asking for head.
#284 to #231 - paesani
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