Oh Queen. Yeap... mfw Americans call chips "french fries" mfw Americans call plankhandles "door knobs" mfw Americans call hoighty toighty tippy typers "K Oh Queen Yeap mfw Americans call chips "french fries" plankhandles "door knobs" hoighty toighty tippy typers "K
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#36 - SoupInACup
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(11/07/2012) [-]
mfw Americans call chips "french fries"

mfw Americans call plankhandles "door knobs"

mfw Americans call hoighty toighty tippy typers "Keyboards"

mfw Americans call an upsy stairy "escalators"

mfw Americans call a rickety-pop "gearshifts"

mfw Americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"

mfw Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun"
#76 to #36 - pugglerock
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(11/07/2012) [-]
MFW Americans call solid writing metal a "pencil"
MFW Americans call solid writing metal a "pencil"
#65 to #36 - anon
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(11/07/2012) [-]
mfw Americans call forcey fun time "rape"
#78 to #36 - iraniie
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(11/07/2012) [-]
#105 to #36 - anon
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(11/07/2012) [-]
stole from 4 chan
#87 to #36 - doombunni
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(11/07/2012) [-]
I'm sitting in class, grinning like an idiot and trying not to laugh, looking like I find pottery in 19th century South Carolina hilarious. Thanks.
#69 to #36 - BerryLicious
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(11/07/2012) [-]
I'm English and I love you, old chap.
#72 to #36 - Sunset
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#75 to #36 - ahoybokchoy
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Oh my god I lost it at "hoighty toighty tippy typers".
#70 to #36 - ultrarobbie
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(11/07/2012) [-]
mfw Americans call jumpety hill liquid "waves"
#116 to #36 - crafty
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(11/07/2012) [-]
the whole thing
#39 to #36 - tyrain
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(11/07/2012) [-]
"rooty tooty point-n-shooty"
#51 to #39 - lazyvoltage
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Name wasn't clear enough, I accidently my whole desert.
#160 to #51 - itsmewaffle
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Here's another one. Don't accidentally it again, these are hard to come by!
#10 - invisiblepleasure
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Good heavens chaps just look at the time, it's 6 a bong
#35 to #10 - Loppytaffy
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Room for a Hetalian among the Humon Race?
#62 to #35 - DekuNut
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(11/07/2012) [-]
hurrhudrr i lurve Hetalia   
   
nice pic btw
hurrhudrr i lurve Hetalia

nice pic btw
#73 to #62 - Loppytaffy
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Knock Knock
#155 to #73 - DekuNut
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(11/08/2012) [-]
STALKER. D:<
#216 to #155 - Loppytaffy
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(11/08/2012) [-]
you're supposed to say "who's there?"
trust me, you're gonna love this.
#218 to #216 - DekuNut
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(11/08/2012) [-]
if it's "doctor" then im not falling for it.
#219 to #218 - Loppytaffy
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(11/08/2012) [-]
I was gonna say "Canada"
And then you'd say "Canada who?"
And that would be the punchline.
#220 to #219 - DekuNut
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Im getting very tired of those jokes....no. seriously.
#41 to #10 - yunogasaii
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(11/07/2012) [-]
6 FECKING BONGERS?

#183 to #41 - zombieginger
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(11/08/2012) [-]
*pops out of sewer* 6 FECKING BONGERS?!
#188 to #183 - yunogasaii
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(11/08/2012) [-]
BANG UP THE KNACKERS AND SMACK YER MUM-
OLL IN THE STREETS ITS SIX A-BONG
#198 to #188 - zombieginger
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(11/08/2012) [-]
ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE?! *begins to throw fish and chips*
#212 to #198 - jaggedherp
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Can someone explain what this is from?
#217 to #212 - zombieginger
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(11/08/2012) [-]
I'M CRIMBO NINAN SAX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP.
#49 - abacongirl
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(11/07/2012) [-]
#124 to #49 - angelmatvey
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(11/07/2012) [-]
I always thought they looked similar!
#13 - lordhaha
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(11/07/2012) [-]
#79 to #13 - mooghens
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Now imagine what he'd do in front of colonel sanders...
#15 to #13 - duudegladiator
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#61 - thatirishguy
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#30 - bossauce
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#45 to #30 - rprol
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Hugh Laurie's English.
#47 to #45 - bossauce
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(11/07/2012) [-]
#130 to #47 - erbwie
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Oh god my sides.     
   
Well ****** played.
Oh god my sides.

Well ****** played.
#37 to #30 - itrooztrooperdown
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Is it him in that oufit? Almost impossible to recognize :O Where is that from? :OOO
#43 to #37 - realvegzillar
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Blackadder, series 3
#46 - curtisbentley
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#158 - ekesss
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(11/08/2012) [-]
#21 - amandatoddd **User deleted account**
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#31 to #21 - anon
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Lol.
>Britfags
>Inbred
Pick two.
#82 to #31 - continuo
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(11/07/2012) [-]
0/10
#152 to #82 - anon
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Lol, wow, a rating coming from a britfag with an "FJ" logo for an avatar. Must be legit.
#214 to #152 - continuo
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(11/08/2012) [-]
The fact that I'm english has nothing to do with it nor does my avatar so I fail to see your point.And yes,I rated your 'trolling' attempt or whatever that was,because it was pitiful.
#221 to #214 - anon
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(11/08/2012) [-]
The fact that you're a britfag and a fan of FJ means you possess no intelligence and dismisses the value of your "opinion". You can't even use spaces in the middle of your sentences. Most of you fgayers don't even know what real trolling is.
#222 to #221 - continuo
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(11/08/2012) [-]
You don't know me,so the whole insulting my intelligence is generally gone.Nationality is in no way linked to intelligence.I could say your opinion doesn't matter because I find you to be unintelligent,but I won't,because I don't believe that.I am also not fan of funnyjunk, I just regularly visit.I have done nothing to anger you but be british and have an avatar based around the site it is located on,from this I gather that you possess less intelligence than I do as I have not resorted to uninformed biased name calling.I'm not angry,or hurt,but disappointed that you live believing these values.After this I shall say no more so any insults you wish to further call me will fall upon deaf ears.
#66 to #31 - jammydodgers
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Lol.
Trying to green text on FJ.
#153 to #66 - anon
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Lol, implying faggotjunk doesn't try to copy /b/ in the first place.
#33 to #21 - SnugglyWuggly
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Glorious Human master race.

Dirty extraterrestrial peasants.
#34 to #33 - amandatoddd **User deleted account**
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#77 to #34 - neokun ONLINE
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(11/07/2012) [-]
>your name
#42 to #34 - whtkid
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Not white skinned
Not master race
#52 to #42 - lazyvoltage
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Skin made out of gold is superior to white.
#53 to #52 - whtkid
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(11/07/2012) [-]
But that isn't gold, it looks like oompa loompa tan
#57 to #53 - lazyvoltage
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Don't ruin this for me.
#63 - climatus
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