damnit mitt. .. you Bulbasaur is awesome Cunt
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User avatar #176 - zyort (11/08/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about Bulbasaur, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Trainer School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Rocket Bases, and I have over 600 confirmed caught Pokemon. I am trained in Pokemon warfare and I’m the top trainer in the entire Kanto region. You are nothing to me but just another wild pokemon. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* Poffins. You think you can get away with saying that to my starter over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Johto and your Trainer Card is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your charmander. You’re ******* going to black out, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can faint your pokemon in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Route 1 Pidgey. Not only am I a Pokemon Master, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Elite 4 and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass back to the PokeCenter, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the pokedollars, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, Youngster Joey.
#196 to #176 - potatotown (11/08/2012) [-]
What the potato did you just ******* say about me, you little potato? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the potato Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on potato, and I have over 300 confirmed potatoes. I am trained in potato *********** warfare and I’m the top potato in the entire US potato forces. You are nothing to me but just another potato. I will wipe you the potato out with precision the likes of which has never been potatoed before on this Earth, mark my ******* potatoes. You think you can get away with saying that potato to me over the Internet? Think again, potato. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of potatoes across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, potato. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your potato. You’re ******* potato, potato. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can potato you in over seven hundred potatoes, and that’s just with my bare potatoes. Not only am I extensively trained in potato combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United potatos Marine potatoes and I will use it to its full potato to wipe your miserable potato off the face of the ****** , you little potato. If only you could have known what unholy potato your little “ ****** ” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* potato. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the potato, you goddamn potato. I will **** potato all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* a dead potato kid.
#261 to #176 - SenatorSnowe (11/16/2012) [-]
10/10. Would read again.
#192 to #176 - copperoxideking (11/08/2012) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at bulbasaur, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now
#206 to #192 - katypower (11/08/2012) [-]
VG cats related somehow thread activated.
#154 - seventh (11/08/2012) [-]
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I think I know where this is going.
User avatar #116 - nillabonbon (11/07/2012) [-]
I ******* love bulbasaur..
User avatar #124 to #116 - dirigiblequixote (11/07/2012) [-]
Against charmander?
User avatar #126 to #124 - nillabonbon (11/07/2012) [-]
if you have a potion you're fine.
User avatar #2 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (11/07/2012) [-]
**** you
Bulbasaur is awesome
Cunt
User avatar #9 to #2 - goobyman (11/07/2012) [-]
beat the first 3 pokemon boss battles easily
then get 6 birds and do number 4

#11 to #9 - jinkazama (11/07/2012) [-]
Beat them with charmander easy anyway because charmander doesn't even afraid of anyone.
User avatar #13 to #11 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (11/07/2012) [-]
>Implying rock and water are easily defeated by fire
#36 to #13 - chaoticwaffle ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
>Metal Claw

Catch a Manky near Viridian, get it to level 11, Low Kick Brock's **** . Charmander covers everything until Brock with ease and can shred through his rock types with Metal Claw.
Get a Zubat in Mt.Moon and level it up, confuse those silly starfish of Misty's. Wreck some **** . There you go. Or just over-level your Charmander to hell and take it down anyway. **** Bulbasaur. **** Squirtle. Charizard for life son.
User avatar #39 to #36 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (11/07/2012) [-]
We were talking about fire not other pokémon you could catch
And charizard is overrated. 4 times weak against fire. There's nothing special about charizard. It's not even af dragon
#61 to #39 - chaoticwaffle ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
You mean 4x weakness to Electricity. If it's overrated that's probably because it does its job well. It's fast and it hits hard, which is more than you can say about a Venasaur. It's slow and has some bulk but there are grass types that can do its job just as well. Vileplume for one. You know of any Fire types that are as good as Charizard that are easily obtainable early in the game? Arcanine and Rapidash you'll have to wait a while for.

To be honest this whole argument is irrelevant, simply overlevel the pokemon of your choice and you can beat the entire game with it and it alone, regardless of type.
User avatar #64 to #61 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (11/07/2012) [-]
****
I meant to say rock
Charizard is 4 times weak against rock
A fire type is not weak to fire. That makes no sense
User avatar #68 to #64 - sgc (11/07/2012) [-]
charizard can learn earthquake for a reason is all I am saying
User avatar #70 to #68 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (11/07/2012) [-]
Earthquake is a ground type move, not rock type
User avatar #72 to #70 - sgc (11/07/2012) [-]
ground is super effective against rock and electricity, two of charizard's weaknesses and he is fast so he can normally take them out with it before they get a shot in
User avatar #73 to #72 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (11/07/2012) [-]
Stealth rock before the trainer switches out to charizard
Or a jolteon could easily be faster than a charizard. Or a pikachu
#66 to #64 - chaoticwaffle ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
And electricity. Wink.
User avatar #69 to #66 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (11/07/2012) [-]
Yea but it's only 2 times weak against electricity. Unless fire, somehow, became weak to it aswell
User avatar #50 to #39 - sgc (11/07/2012) [-]
charizard is not weak to fire.
User avatar #63 to #50 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (11/07/2012) [-]
****
I meant 4 times weak against rock
Why would a fire type be weak to fire
User avatar #40 to #39 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (11/07/2012) [-]
a*
#14 to #13 - jinkazama (11/07/2012) [-]
Charmander is just that boss. I beat fire red with just charmander and a hm slave.
Besides, you can evolve him to charmelion to learn metal claw if you aren't epic enough
User avatar #15 to #14 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (11/07/2012) [-]
Charmander and its evo line is overrated
User avatar #120 to #13 - admiralen (11/07/2012) [-]
double kick at lvl 16
#17 to #9 - sheperdofthestars (11/07/2012) [-]
>beat the first 3 pokemon boss battles easily   
>first 3 pokemon boss battles   
>pokemon boss battles
>beat the first 3 pokemon boss battles easily
>first 3 pokemon boss battles
>pokemon boss battles
User avatar #18 to #17 - goobyman (11/07/2012) [-]
gym battles
gym trainer battles
ok, the last time i played pokemon was when i was 10, calm your shirt.
User avatar #25 to #9 - Chuckaholic (11/07/2012) [-]
If you're only using your starter chances are you'd lose anyway. After the first 3 gyms you should have 2 or 3 other pokemon that cover each other fairly well.
#34 to #2 - suenostoner (11/07/2012) [-]
My exact thoughts when I saw this. ******* razor leaf and hyperbeam. How is that not awesome?
#142 to #34 - xwilly (11/07/2012) [-]
You can argue all you want, but fact of the matter is that grass is the ******** type out of the 3.
pokemondb.net/type/grass
pokemondb.net/type/fire
pokemondb.net/type/water
Grass has 5 weaknesses and grass moves are resisted by 7 types. It is super effective against 3 types and grass resists 4 types.

Fire has 4 weaknesses and fire moves are resisted by 4 types.
It is super effective against 4 types and fire resists 5 types.

Water has 2 weaknesses and water moves are resisted by 3 types.
It is super effective against 3 types and water resists 4 types.

That being said, as far as competitive pokemon goes, Venusaur is the best thanks to it's dream world ability (chlorophyll) which doubles it's speed in the sun.
Venusaur is in the Over Used tier (chlorophyll).
Blastoise is in the Rarely Used tier (rapid spin). <This were they are Charizard is in the Never Used tier (stealth rocks). placed on Smogon.

Trust me, I know a lot of **** about pokemon.
#148 to #142 - anon (11/08/2012) [-]
In fact, I will argue all I want. ure they are weak against more, so the **** what, stuff is still weak against grass. If you say grass has weaknesses so it's useless then you're a dumbass because you switch out pokemons based on what you're fighting anyway. And when it comes to grass fighting in stalemate situations or when grass is strong, you ******* just have to leech seed (underrated), sleep or poison powder, then spam giga and mega drain. Easy mode, people are dumbasses, grass is underrated.
#136 to #34 - sgtsmilies (11/07/2012) [-]
Hyper beam? Everything learns hyper beam. Charizard uses it too. Also, it's kinda **** outside of gen 1.
User avatar #143 to #136 - nasavvy (11/07/2012) [-]
It wasn't obvious he meant Solar Beam...
#158 to #143 - sgtsmilies (11/08/2012) [-]
Charizard can also learn solarbeam. The point stands.
User avatar #161 to #158 - nasavvy (11/08/2012) [-]
In what gen? I never knew this?
#163 to #161 - sgtsmilies (11/08/2012) [-]
It's a gen 4 up thing. A buncha pokemon can learn Solar Beam now. Especially Fire Types.
User avatar #164 to #163 - nasavvy (11/08/2012) [-]
I haven't touched Gen 4 but doesn't that seem kinda .. weird.
#165 to #164 - sgtsmilies (11/08/2012) [-]
Not really. Especially with the use of Sunny day.
User avatar #167 to #165 - nasavvy (11/08/2012) [-]
But the move is related to the process of photosynthesis ... which only plants have.
#168 to #167 - sgtsmilies (11/08/2012) [-]
Solrock Groudon Moltres Cryogonal. All pokemon who learn it through level up. none of them are plants. It can be assumed it's based off of photosynthesis, but it is not photosynthesis.
User avatar #169 to #168 - nasavvy (11/08/2012) [-]
Once again I guess these are all new changes in Gen 4, maybe they just changed the idea of it.
#171 to #169 - sgtsmilies (11/08/2012) [-]
Maybe so, but Groudon and Solrock were both in gen 3.
#172 to #171 - sgtsmilies (11/08/2012) [-]
That is, they learned it in gen 3.
User avatar #252 to #136 - suenostoner (11/08/2012) [-]
i meant solar beam, sorry, i got overzealous with talking about bulbasaur
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User avatar #42 to #2 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
Considering how blastoise beats both makes blastoise the best. Blastoise obviously beats charizard, but blastoise can also learn ice beam and beat venasaur. Venasaur is the slowest so gg.
User avatar #99 to #42 - ninian (11/07/2012) [-]
>Chlorophyll Venusaur
>One of the fastest pokemon out there under Sunny Day.
User avatar #145 to #99 - tables (11/07/2012) [-]
i don't think you can get a chlorophyll venusaur. the dream ability isn't out as far as i know
User avatar #248 to #145 - ninian (11/08/2012) [-]
It is. It's been out for a good while now. It was released during B/W 1.

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User avatar #249 to #248 - ninian (11/08/2012) [-]
http://bulbapedia . [url deleted]
User avatar #250 to #249 - ninian (11/08/2012) [-]
************ .

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden . net/wiki/ListofPok%C3%A9monwithreleasedHiddenAbilities
User avatar #144 to #99 - xwilly (11/07/2012) [-]
nobody knows about competitive play, don't even try.
User avatar #146 to #144 - tables (11/07/2012) [-]
you don't know that
#123 to #42 - ilwylltwo (11/07/2012) [-]
But Venusaur is also quite bulky with 80 HP, 82 Def, and 100 SpDef. With an amnesia boost, Venusaur can survive an Ice Beam (especially an Ice Beam that doesn't have STAB) and hit back with a Super-effective Grass-move. BTW, Blastoise is the slowest, albeit just barely. Blastoise has 78 Spd, while Venusaur has 80 Spd. Blastoise's SpAtt is 85; not bad, but not that great either. Besides, both will likely be played with a more defensive set than offensive.
User avatar #247 to #123 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (11/08/2012) [-]
If ice beam freezes solid - good game. The fact that it's possible for blastoise to win makes venasaur the worst. Venasaur wouldn't leave a dent on Charizard but blastoise is capable of winning.
#256 to #247 - ilwylltwo (11/09/2012) [-]
Ice Beam has only a 10% chance of freezing, so if you want to rely on that I have one thing to say: May the odds ever be in your favor. The fact that a Lvl 1 Shroomish to win against a Lvl 70-something Garchomp (I've seen it happen!) makes Shroomish better than Garchomp, then? Besides, Venusaur isn't supposed to making dents. Like I said, Venusaur (as a Grass- and Poison-type) will more likely have a defensive set which means that it will have moves like Sleep Powder, Poison Powder, Syntesis, etc. to wear the opponent down.
User avatar #257 to #256 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
Lol poison powder??? Now I know you are a noob.
#106 to #42 - tables (11/07/2012) [-]
amnesia protects against ice beam, curse makes it a physical wall and a decent attacker, power whip blastoise's ******* face like a cheap whore.

Venusaur ************ .

alt: gorebyss with amnesia, barrier and baton pass. i don't see your tank blastoise knowing haze.
#259 to #246 - tables (11/11/2012) [-]
no mad bro
#263 to #259 - ctrlaltwank (11/23/2012) [-]
I think he just got owned.
#31 - icameforthefunny (11/07/2012) [-]
His Venusaur after they lose
His Venusaur after they lose
#138 - mrantony (11/07/2012) [-]
**mrantony rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at photobomb level: fatty ** mfw OP's username
User avatar #139 to #138 - Mesmus (11/07/2012) [-]
Dat roll
User avatar #4 - maorox ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
More like Charmander and Squirtle if you ask me. 'cause Romney is Red and Obama is Blue?
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User avatar #244 to #3 - bookyle (11/08/2012) [-]
god damn it. I have a better image for this, but I can't post any images...
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#190 to #147 - eiyven (11/08/2012) [-]
BULBA- BULBA- BULBASAURRR
#174 to #147 - dylanmart (11/08/2012) [-]
And that's an Ivysaur
#177 to #174 - Katzie (11/08/2012) [-]
Because Bulbasaurs don't evolve or anything
User avatar #180 to #177 - dylanmart (11/08/2012) [-]
We are not talking about his evolution, we are talking about Bulb.
And if he realy want's to show his power and talk about evolutions, he should of put a picture of Venusaur.
User avatar #181 to #180 - dylanmart (11/08/2012) [-]
wants*
#21 - effzero (11/07/2012) [-]
I always started with bulbasaur ! Leech seed was awesome !
I always started with bulbasaur ! Leech seed was awesome !
#210 - climbingupthewalls (11/08/2012) [-]
charmander should be replaced with california, and bulbasaur should be replaced with virginia
User avatar #35 - ApocalypseKing (11/07/2012) [-]
**** you Bulbasaur is awesome
#135 - kotos (11/07/2012) [-]
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#82 - leodamanhunter (11/07/2012) [-]
**** you. Red got a Bulbasaur from Oak too.
User avatar #96 to #82 - kevinzheng ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
in the last battle for the kanto series didn't red end up with charizard, blue end up with blastiod, and green got venusaur?
User avatar #114 to #96 - lospussy (11/07/2012) [-]
Red started off with bulbasaur and named it saur
He then gets the other starters from Blue and Green when he goes to Mt. Silver to heal his injuries from the Elite Four.
User avatar #137 - thecoolstorybro (11/07/2012) [-]
bulbasaur is badass
User avatar #199 - DrCrumpleBottem (11/08/2012) [-]
i like bulbasaur.
#90 - superclamsquared (11/07/2012) [-]
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#38 - lametitan ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
Mitt you would have had a chance if you only believed in your pokemon.
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