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How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
Giant plexiglass hamster ball
keeps Carriages nut
Extended arm hear
grabbing hard-
items
Item
Plug so you can
C) / Heat on water
kiddes for efficient travel
testable
entrance/ exit
Backpack to store items
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Submitted: 11/06/2012
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User avatar #49 - rogermannen (11/07/2012) [-]
Taking a piss out of the toilet-hole and suddenly lose balance and end up rolling over your own shlong.
User avatar #51 to #49 - tkuja (11/07/2012) [-]
you wish it was that long
User avatar #48 - arijan (11/07/2012) [-]
It kind of disturbing to know that items and toilet share the same entrance.
User avatar #52 to #48 - gragasvlad (11/07/2012) [-]
well you could use the entrande and exit hatch to get things in and out
User avatar #58 to #48 - daniboyi ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
In a Zombie Apocalypse I wouldn't really care...
User avatar #74 to #48 - itrinx (11/07/2012) [-]
Never ear'd of anal ?
#19 - lazaman (11/07/2012) [-]
I would get in one of those, and get in a huge crowd of zombies, and be almost lifted in it, and just fap victoriously. While watching them stupidly claw at it.
#60 - subherbtreetwo (11/07/2012) [-]
and the zombies will be like
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#93 - rhox (11/07/2012) [-]
Plan b?
Plan b?
User avatar #119 to #93 - johnnyferno (11/07/2012) [-]
I can't help but think of the Earth Shield spell from World of Warcraft when I see this.
User avatar #121 to #119 - rhox (11/07/2012) [-]
Only the orbs are sheep, that seems a little sadistic mate :P
#98 - historycanon (11/07/2012) [-]
Imagine what would happen if the ball is surrounded by zombies...
And you have to pee..
User avatar #103 to #98 - DrBobsPatient (11/07/2012) [-]
if you're a women, you're ****** . if you're a guy, you could just roll it so you're a little off the ground and just aim for the hole i guess.
#113 to #103 - usarnaem (11/07/2012) [-]
Weeeellll,if they put the right finger at the right spot...who knows.
Weeeellll,if they put the right finger at the right spot...who knows.
#104 to #103 - historycanon (11/07/2012) [-]
Okay I'll have to admit, I did not think of that.   
Good 1   
   
&lt;&lt; I feel silly like this man
Okay I'll have to admit, I did not think of that.
Good 1

<< I feel silly like this man
User avatar #126 to #103 - serenitypanda (11/07/2012) [-]
urination funnel, they actually sell them one of them is called a shewee
User avatar #114 to #103 - redneckhokage (11/07/2012) [-]
but if youre a girl they could just roll it till the hole is on the bottom and squat over it
#33 - markbark (11/07/2012) [-]
I've got a break in uni and im doing a civil engineering degree... so lets see how long you could survive for

im 6ft2... i'd say that sphere is 10 foot high....or let's say 3m to make it simple...r


volume of a sphere is V = ⁴⁄₃πr³
so ⁴⁄₃π1.5³ is... 14.137 m³

3 sources:
(a) According to NASA the average person needs 0.84 kg of O2 per day (day and night activity).

(b) According to MadSci: The amount of air breathed by an average adult varies from 6 Litre/minute (when at rest) to 50 Litre/minute after hard exercise. So, at rest the amount of Oxygen absorbed by the blood in the lungs is 300 ml/minute to 3,500 mL/minute.
My Calculations for a person at rest: In 1 day the volume of O2 absorbed by a person at rest is 300mL/minute x 60 minute/hour x 24 h/day = 432,000 mL/day or 432 L/day. Since the mass of 1 mole of O2 is 32 gram and 1 mole of any gas has a volume of 22.4 L, the number of mole/day is 432 L/day / 22.4 L/mole = 19.28 mole.
The mass of O2 needed per day is then 19.28 mole x 32 gram/mole = 617 gram or 0.617 kg of Oxygen per day, which is less than the NASA figure.

Calculations for a person doing hard exercise all day (escaping zombies): In 1 day the volume of O2 absorbed by a person at rest is 3,500 mL/minute x 60 minute/hour x 24 h/day =5,040,000 mL/day or 5,040 L/day. Since the mass of 1 mole of O2 is 32 gram and 1 mole of any gas has a volume of 22.4 L, the number of mole/day is 5,040 L/day / 22.4 L/mole = 225 mole.
The mass of O2 needed per day is then 225 mole x 32 gram/mole = 7,200 gram or 7.2 kg of Oxygen per day, which is much more than the NASA figure. This is an unrealistic figure because a person doesn't do hard exercise day and night, So even hard exercise for quarter of a day? 6 hours? Let's call it 1.8 kg of oxygen

About 5L of blood passes through your lungs every minute. Adult does from 12 to 18 breaths/minute.




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#79 to #33 - climbingupthewalls (11/07/2012) [-]
MFW Chemistry test at Clarkson University. Did you take significant figures into account? even though if you kept the same rounding through every number without doing sig figs, the error would cancel and you would get the same answer....so if you kept your rounding constant you disproved NASA.
MFW Chemistry test at Clarkson University. Did you take significant figures into account? even though if you kept the same rounding through every number without doing sig figs, the error would cancel and you would get the same answer....so if you kept your rounding constant you disproved NASA.
User avatar #44 to #33 - daentraya (11/07/2012) [-]
Theres a hatch that can allow air in. The real problem is how much food and water you can have and gather in there
#35 to #33 - markbark (11/07/2012) [-]
Very roughly 5% of Volume of air is consumed in each breath (about 21% O2 in and about 16% O2 out).
CO2 output is another issue and this is taking longer than i though

(c) Body tissues need 14.7 L of Oxygen/hour. So, in 1 day they need 14.7 L/h x 24h/day = 352.8 L/day.
This is 352.8 L/day/22.4L/mole = 15.75 mole/day.
Which is 15.75 mole/day x 32 gram/mole = 504 gram/day or 0.504 kg/day of Oxygen. This is the absolute minimum required. This means we are in the right ball park.

We will use the 3 following figures:
0.617 kg for an average person at rest
0.84 kg for an average person going about his regular duties, including sleeping
1.8 kg for an average person escaping zombies

The volume in Litre (L) in a m3 is: 1000L/m3.
21 % of the atmosphere consists of O2 by volume. So, 1000 L of air consists of 0.21 x 1000 L = 210 L of O2.
1 mole of any gas at STP has a volume of 22.4 L. Therefore 210 L of O2 is 210L/22.4L/mole = 9.38 mole.
The mass of 9.38 mole of Oxygen is: 9.38 mole x 32 gram/mole = 300 gram or 0.3 kg.
#37 to #35 - markbark (11/07/2012) [-]
How long would the 3 persons under different exercise modes last in an air-tight enclosure of 1 m3 that has 0.3 kg of Oxygen?

At rest = 0.3kg divided by 0.617kg/day = 0.48 days

Average activities = 0.3kg divided by 0.84kg/day = 0.36 days

Running like **** = 0.3kg divided by 1.8kg/day = 0.16 days

We've got 14.14m3 so

At rest is 6.78 days
Dandering about is 5.09 days
Running like **** is 2.26 days

However... the more exercise you do the warmer you'll get, you'll sweat loads, heat will build up, dehydrate, breathe faster etc and I don't know where to start to take all that into account... so if I just scale it down...and round it off

At rest is maybe 5 days
Dandering about could be 3.5 days
Running like **** is probably less than 24 hours

So maybe yes... maybe its' possible... if there's a horde, just chill out in the ball for afew days, but sleep as much as you can...you'll live longer



Or just hotbox and overdose on marijuanas
#45 to #37 - ziplockedtie (11/07/2012) [-]
I bet you'd be fun at parties..
#47 to #45 - markbark (11/07/2012) [-]
I'm sure you know what a student lifestyle entails... but this was revision...while on the internet.

2 birds, one stone
#50 to #37 - betesta (11/07/2012) [-]
I'm just gonna thumb you up, assuming you said something smart that my inferior intellect probably can't even understand
#54 to #50 - markbark (11/07/2012) [-]
most of its copied and pasted...
User avatar #97 to #37 - thisisyourmission (11/07/2012) [-]
There's a ******* hole in the ball you tard
#68 to #37 - evilmonkeycss (11/07/2012) [-]
it has a hole for air...
#39 to #37 - anon (11/07/2012) [-]
ooooorrrrrrr.....you open the item plug every now and then
#41 to #39 - markbark (11/07/2012) [-]
*********************** . Say you're floating across the sea, or there's poisonous gas..
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User avatar #18 to #15 - RebelRy (11/07/2012) [-]
I'm thinking bullet proof, and lock for the hatch and toilet hole. I know that won't stop all survivors, but it will prevent most of them from accessing you and your supplies. Hopefully you can crush the ones that actually have a chance at getting you.
User avatar #17 to #15 - mcderfenschmirt (11/07/2012) [-]
They can get their own damn hamster ball.
#122 - wovow ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
"plug so you can float on water"
Mfw when you suffocate
User avatar #137 to #122 - wovow ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
everyone around you is getting bit by zombies and you're just there suffocating.
#151 to #122 - anon (11/07/2012) [-]
what if you plug up the hole upon entering the water, where the zombies can't get to you. upon stabilizing in the water, adjust the sphere to put the hole at the top.
Unplug and breath as needed.
User avatar #152 to #151 - wovow ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
Why would you go in the water anyways, its not like you can control where you are going in that thing.
User avatar #145 - mrmcdubley (11/07/2012) [-]
All food is in buildings. Gets stuck in ddoor
#22 - dikslapping (11/07/2012) [-]
I see someone using the roller blades to go down a hill, and then falling inside of the ball. While it is rolling down the hill.
#12 - anon (11/07/2012) [-]
HEY HEY HEY STUPID
ZOMBIES SEE YOU
ZOMBIES FLOOD AROUND YOU
360 DEGREES OF ************* PUSHING ON YOU
WHERE DOES THE BALL GO THEN?
DO YOU PUT THE HOLE TO THE GROUND AND COCK PUSHUP YOUR WAY OUT?
HUH?
WELL DO YOU WHITEY?
User avatar #109 to #12 - hemming (11/07/2012) [-]
Well obviously you do a Hamster ball version of crowd surfing.
#156 to #12 - scottyy (11/07/2012) [-]
COCK PUSH UPS AND A POWER SLIIIIIIIDEEEE
User avatar #14 to #12 - xtrmbragnrytz ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
Cock pushups... that's the only way...
#16 to #14 - noobofdoom (11/07/2012) [-]
i have been training my cock for this since i was ten
#57 to #16 - civicnox (11/07/2012) [-]
I bet your dad loved that
I bet your dad loved that
User avatar #129 - yunoknow (11/07/2012) [-]
will the ball even move if you have rollerblades on?
User avatar #132 to #129 - tigronn (11/07/2012) [-]
we have to try this out
User avatar #139 to #132 - yunoknow (11/07/2012) [-]
sounds good.
plan A: we get a human sized hamster ball;
plan B: we get hamster sized rollerblades.
User avatar #69 - brosanction (11/07/2012) [-]
if you end up unable to roll the wheel and the door is facing the ground you are ******
User avatar #24 - evilanakie ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
doorways
User avatar #6 - anonemous (11/07/2012) [-]
now I have too modify my zombie apocalypse plans........
User avatar #89 - critique (11/07/2012) [-]
Has anyone ever actually had a hamster ball? It doesn't matter if the thing is COVERED with air holes, by the end of the day, there is going to be **** and piss plastered to the sides whether you like it or not.

That one little hole in the side isn't going to save you from the smell.
#91 to #89 - anon (11/07/2012) [-]
well that ruins this whole idea! Better just step out and get zombie eaten its the only way.
User avatar #92 to #89 - apocalypticburrito (11/07/2012) [-]
yeah i have a hamster this is true, its got lines all other the thing
by the time hes done dicking about in it is got **** a piss all over it
User avatar #94 to #89 - shogg (11/07/2012) [-]
Difference is a hamster and a human, though. A human would **** and piss out the hole, a hamster will **** anywhere.
#62 - raideraid (11/07/2012) [-]
&gt;Plug the hole    
&gt;No air getting in    
&gt;Suffocate
>Plug the hole
>No air getting in
>Suffocate
User avatar #64 to #62 - savstad (11/07/2012) [-]
You would still be able to breath until you have used up all the oxygen. You just have to open it before that happens.
User avatar #81 to #64 - greenbean (11/07/2012) [-]
1. Plug hole and cross water.
2. Out of oxygen but still on water? turn plug facing up and unplug for a while.
3. Plug back up and continue.
4. Repeat
#86 to #64 - mollike (11/07/2012) [-]
Used up all the oxygen.. what?
You would die from CO2 poisoning before running out of air
User avatar #88 to #86 - savstad (11/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, probably. I really have no idea what im saying, just using common sense.
User avatar #65 to #62 - frolacosta (11/07/2012) [-]
Indeed. The plug isn't even necessary. It would float regardless because of the air pressure and the hole is small
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User avatar #148 - krasisisback (11/07/2012) [-]
roles down hill bowling for zombies.
User avatar #53 - laughdamnyou (11/07/2012) [-]
Now I would like to see a picture of someone taking a dump in the toilet-hole.
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#56 to #53 - Blasphemer (11/07/2012) [-]
Why would you like to see that?
User avatar #158 to #56 - laughdamnyou (11/07/2012) [-]
Curious about how they're going to do it.



mostly...
#125 to #56 - pinacleofevolution (11/07/2012) [-]
for.... science
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