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How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
Giant plexiglass hamster ball
keeps Carriages nut
Extended arm hear
grabbing hard-
items
Item
Plug so you can
C) / Heat on water
kiddes for efficient travel
testable
entrance/ exit
Backpack to store items
A public service announcement
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Submitted: 11/06/2012
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#15 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #17 to #15 - mcderfenschmirt (11/07/2012) [-]
They can get their own damn hamster ball.
#19 - lazaman (11/07/2012) [-]
I would get in one of those, and get in a huge crowd of zombies, and be almost lifted in it, and just fap victoriously. While watching them stupidly claw at it.
User avatar #71 - ihasapie (11/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Your supplies would just bounce around in there.
#73 to #71 - dingojohn (11/07/2012) [-]
Unless you keep them in a backpack....
#12 - anonymous (11/07/2012) [+] (5 replies)
HEY HEY HEY STUPID
ZOMBIES SEE YOU
ZOMBIES FLOOD AROUND YOU
360 DEGREES OF MOTHERFUCKERS PUSHING ON YOU
WHERE DOES THE BALL GO THEN?
DO YOU PUT THE HOLE TO THE GROUND AND COCK PUSHUP YOUR WAY OUT?
HUH?
WELL DO YOU WHITEY?
User avatar #14 to #12 - xtrmbragnrytz (11/07/2012) [-]
Cock pushups... that's the only way...
User avatar #49 - rogermannen (11/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Taking a piss out of the toilet-hole and suddenly lose balance and end up rolling over your own shlong.
User avatar #48 - arijan ONLINE (11/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
It kind of disturbing to know that items and toilet share the same entrance.
#33 - markbark (11/07/2012) [+] (16 replies)
I've got a break in uni and im doing a civil engineering degree... so lets see how long you could survive for

im 6ft2... i'd say that sphere is 10 foot high....or let's say 3m to make it simple...r


volume of a sphere is V = ⁴⁄₃πr³
so ⁴⁄₃π1.5³ is... 14.137 m³

3 sources:
(a) According to NASA the average person needs 0.84 kg of O2 per day (day and night activity).

(b) According to MadSci: The amount of air breathed by an average adult varies from 6 Litre/minute (when at rest) to 50 Litre/minute after hard exercise. So, at rest the amount of Oxygen absorbed by the blood in the lungs is 300 ml/minute to 3,500 mL/minute.
My Calculations for a person at rest: In 1 day the volume of O2 absorbed by a person at rest is 300mL/minute x 60 minute/hour x 24 h/day = 432,000 mL/day or 432 L/day. Since the mass of 1 mole of O2 is 32 gram and 1 mole of any gas has a volume of 22.4 L, the number of mole/day is 432 L/day / 22.4 L/mole = 19.28 mole.
The mass of O2 needed per day is then 19.28 mole x 32 gram/mole = 617 gram or 0.617 kg of Oxygen per day, which is less than the NASA figure.

Calculations for a person doing hard exercise all day (escaping zombies): In 1 day the volume of O2 absorbed by a person at rest is 3,500 mL/minute x 60 minute/hour x 24 h/day =5,040,000 mL/day or 5,040 L/day. Since the mass of 1 mole of O2 is 32 gram and 1 mole of any gas has a volume of 22.4 L, the number of mole/day is 5,040 L/day / 22.4 L/mole = 225 mole.
The mass of O2 needed per day is then 225 mole x 32 gram/mole = 7,200 gram or 7.2 kg of Oxygen per day, which is much more than the NASA figure. This is an unrealistic figure because a person doesn't do hard exercise day and night, So even hard exercise for quarter of a day? 6 hours? Let's call it 1.8 kg of oxygen

About 5L of blood passes through your lungs every minute. Adult does from 12 to 18 breaths/minute.




#60 - subherbtreetwo (11/07/2012) [-]
and the zombies will be like
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#1 - gentlemanpyro has deleted their comment [+] (9 replies)
User avatar #2 to #1 - turdburgalar (11/06/2012) [-]
Unscrewable Entrance/Exit, can you not read?
#122 - wovow (11/07/2012) [+] (5 replies)
"plug so you can float on water"
Mfw when you suffocate
User avatar #129 - yunoknow (11/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
will the ball even move if you have rollerblades on?
User avatar #139 to #132 - yunoknow (11/07/2012) [-]
sounds good.
plan A: we get a human sized hamster ball;
plan B: we get hamster sized rollerblades.
#93 - rhox (11/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Plan b?
Plan b?
#98 - historycanon (11/07/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Imagine what would happen if the ball is surrounded by zombies...
And you have to pee..
User avatar #89 - critique (11/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Has anyone ever actually had a hamster ball? It doesn't matter if the thing is COVERED with air holes, by the end of the day, there is going to be shit and piss plastered to the sides whether you like it or not.

That one little hole in the side isn't going to save you from the smell.
User avatar #94 to #89 - shogg (11/07/2012) [-]
Difference is a hamster and a human, though. A human would shit and piss out the hole, a hamster will shit anywhere.
User avatar #145 - mrmcdubley (11/07/2012) [-]
All food is in buildings. Gets stuck in ddoor
#62 - raideraid (11/07/2012) [+] (6 replies)
&gt;Plug the hole    
&gt;No air getting in    
&gt;Suffocate
>Plug the hole
>No air getting in
>Suffocate
User avatar #81 to #64 - greenbean (11/07/2012) [-]
1. Plug hole and cross water.
2. Out of oxygen but still on water? turn plug facing up and unplug for a while.
3. Plug back up and continue.
4. Repeat
User avatar #53 - laughdamnyou (11/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Now I would like to see a picture of someone taking a dump in the toilet-hole.
#56 to #53 - Blasphemer (11/07/2012) [-]
Why would you like to see that?
#22 - dikslapping (11/07/2012) [-]
I see someone using the roller blades to go down a hill, and then falling inside of the ball. While it is rolling down the hill.
User avatar #69 - brosanction (11/07/2012) [-]
if you end up unable to roll the wheel and the door is facing the ground you are fucked
User avatar #123 - shadowmancer (11/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Except that being out in the sunlight will roast you alive. So there's that.
User avatar #135 to #123 - tigronn (11/07/2012) [-]
plexiglass of a half meter can withstand 5000°c
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