Final Hell. Well, I have been getting a lot of comments about thumb-whoring and etc..I have continued to post these because I am greeted with "MOARRR.. SOO
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Final Hell

Well, I have been getting a lot of comments about thumb-whoring and etc..I have continued to post these because I am greeted with "MOARRR.. SOOOO MUCH MOARRR" every time I post one.
clientsfromhell.net
There's the link. These aren't OC. I'll only make more if this gets to the front page, otherwise I will give in to the complaints.

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Clients From him
Nata:
I work as a mm editor. My client owns an event planning
company that mainly deals with parties and concerts. This
happened:
CLIENT: This is good, Ijust can' t believe you let this guy' s a”
occupy so much of the frame at 02: 22!
ME: Excuse me?
CLIENT: That guys a”! It' s all people will look at'.
ME: would you like me to replace the shot?
CLIENT: No... I like it. But can you make it smaller!
ME: Make what smaller!
Client: That guy' s a”!
ME: I can cut the chip' s duration a little shorter, and add in
another clip. Though I would really suggest Just replacing it.
CLIENT: No, nevermind. I' ll call him about his a” and we' ll see
what we can work out.
The client phoned mm minutes after sending me an email.
CLIENT: I' Just sent you an email.
ME: Yes, I got it thanks. I' already read it and replied to it.
Client: Wow, that was quick. Anyhow, the email contains the
new text for the Brochure.
Me: Yes, thanks - I read that.
Client: Excellent. If it all looks okay, Just send me an email to let
me know.
Me: Yes, I already have.
Client: Great. Don' t let me keep you, I really need you to respond
ASAP.
M l “We will need to Buy these images to use them for the
site."
Client: "Why don' t you take them from Google images T. It will
save us money.”
After completing and submitting an invoice for a small
project, I had Become Increasingly annoyed with the c lent
since payment was well over a month past due, and I really
needed to get the account settled by the end on the month.
Monday:
ME: “I II need to add a 515 late fee to your account if the
Balance Isn' t settled by the end of the month (next week)!’
CLIENT: “I understand. I promise that I II put a cheque in
the mail today.”
Thursday:
Errggre the cheque should have Been here by now, since he
lives and works in the same city as I do. After checking my
mailbox and s not rmtrju a check. I decided to send the
client an femail to remind him of his promise, and that I
would add a 515 late fee to the Balance if I didn' t receive a
check by following week.
CLIENT: The site is not loading. I restarted the server and
nothing happened.
ME: What do you mean By restarting the server?
CLIENT: I closed Internet Explorer and opened it again
A client asked for a square image for their website.
CLIENT: This image doesn' t seem to be square. I needed a
square image to m the design.
ME: You asked for a 200 by 200 pixels square image, and
this is exactly 200x200.
CLIENT: I know it' s 200x200, But it' s not square.
A very and picky client was looking for voiceover
talent. She did not want to pay very much But wanted
someone “who sounds like James Earl Jones.”
By some miracle, the talent company found someone who
sounded almost exactly the real James Earl Jones. I
excitedly played the clip for the client. Her response?
Eeww. No. He sounds black.”
clientsfromhell. net
This is my last post, AAA that is
the link to the website. I will
only post more if there is more of
an interest, not just .
If this is on the front page I w I
continue posting these (with
more stories, not just 3)
Anything shy of front page and I
will stop making these posts.
for More
10 for No
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Submitted: 11/06/2012
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User avatar #1 - mrkickasscomedy (11/06/2012) [+] (11 replies)
dont stop
User avatar #3 to #1 - drfreeman (11/06/2012) [-]
believing
User avatar #51 - annoyingsmartguy (11/06/2012) [-]
So, what happened after you sent the e-mail on Thursday requesting payment?
User avatar #70 - revisandbutthead (11/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Full number 4:
AVOIDING LATE FEES AT ALL COSTS

After completing and submitting an invoice for a small project, I had become increasingly annoyed with the client since payment was well over a month past due, and I really needed to get the account settled by the end on the month.

Monday:
ME: “I will need to add a $15 late fee to your account if the balance isn’t settled by the end of the month (next week).”

CLIENT: “I understand. I promise that I will put a cheque in the mail today.”

Thursday:
I figure the cheque should have been here by now, since he lives and works in the same city as I do. After checking my mailbox and still not finding a check. I decided to send the client an e-mail to remind him of his promise, and that I would add a $15 late fee to the balance if I didn’t receive a check by following week.

Friday:
The next day, I received a FedEx overnight envelope with the check for the full amount. The shipping label showed the postage cost: $15.95
User avatar #50 - winsauceiswin (11/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
people getting pissed off that op wants thumbs...why the fuck else would he post things? you call him selfish because he will stop posting if they stop making front page and act like he should do it for you, that makes you the selfish one. let's be honest, no one posts shit for funnyjunk users they post stuff in hope of recognition or thumbs
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User avatar #24 - randomnab (11/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Why am I not getting the 4th one?
#67 - skinless (11/07/2012) [-]
"he sounds black"
"he sounds black"
#55 - atma (11/06/2012) [-]
My mom's a bookkeeper, every day she comes home with stupidity stories of the same magnitude.
One day, her client's family was dancing around the house because they were preparing a turkey for dinner. My mom asked why they were so ecstatic, and they said that they had received the turkey for free.
It wasn't until after she ate some that she learned that they found it hit by a car on the side of the road.
MFW my mom ate the same roadkill that I had swerved to avoid earlier that day.
User avatar #18 - stuttershy (11/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So as it turns out, pixels are not perfectly square themselves. A 200*200 px block would look rectangular. Just one of the few random things I've asked my college adviser... I'm pretty sure he knows everything.
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#61 - rainbowdashfunker (11/07/2012) [-]
"Ewwww. No. He sounds black." hahahaha
#59 - stallwallwriter (11/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
"Anything short of frontpage and I will stop making them".
We get it. You want thumbs. So does every damn person posting here. The desire for thumbs is expressed by posting content at all, so spending the bottom quarter of the content wanking to your own popularity is just sad.
If you stop posting because you stop getting front page then Funnyjunk will laugh at something else and you will simply not get thumbs, so who's really losing in that situation?

In other news, most of these were okay, but I don't get the "15$ charge by thursday" one. Yeah they were shitty clients, but not in a humorous way.
User avatar #31 - muzzology (11/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Will only post more if frontpage.


That is the definition of a thumb whore.
#20 - frozo ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
>Internet Explorer
There's your problem!
#13 - caplocker (11/06/2012) [+] (9 replies)
"Anything short of front page"

Lol, there you have it. Thumb whoring nigger. Look at my wave of red thumbs, see how it doesn't matter?

This entire generation of approval seeking faggots really bothers me. Be a man, have some pride.

Ps, nigger.
#15 to #13 - ainise (11/06/2012) [-]
You're an idiot.
#86 - amoussa (11/07/2012) [-]
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for a second, I thought that this was going to be a scary/morbid post about hell

(just like that fucked up story about the guy who went through the 5 stages of hell whilst induced in a coma)
#8 - supremetaco (11/06/2012) [-]
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User avatar #21 - badgerbaiting (11/06/2012) [-]
I would argue building clients can be worse. From my experience and reading these posts.
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