Final Hell. Well, I have been getting a lot of comments about thumb-whoring and etc..I have continued to post these because I am greeted with "MOARRR.. SOO tags
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Final Hell

Final Hell. Well, I have been getting a lot of comments about thumb-whoring and etc..I have continued to post these because I am greeted with "MOARRR.. SOO

Well, I have been getting a lot of comments about thumb-whoring and etc..I have continued to post these because I am greeted with "MOARRR.. SOOOO MUCH MOARRR" every time I post one.
clientsfromhell.net
There's the link. These aren't OC. I'll only make more if this gets to the front page, otherwise I will give in to the complaints.

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Clients From him
Nata:
I work as a mm editor. My client owns an event planning
company that mainly deals with parties and concerts. This
happened:
CLIENT: This is good, Ijust can' t believe you let this guy' s a”
occupy so much of the frame at 02: 22!
ME: Excuse me?
CLIENT: That guys a”! It' s all people will look at'.
ME: would you like me to replace the shot?
CLIENT: No... I like it. But can you make it smaller!
ME: Make what smaller!
Client: That guy' s a”!
ME: I can cut the chip' s duration a little shorter, and add in
another clip. Though I would really suggest Just replacing it.
CLIENT: No, nevermind. I' ll call him about his a” and we' ll see
what we can work out.
The client phoned mm minutes after sending me an email.
CLIENT: I' Just sent you an email.
ME: Yes, I got it thanks. I' already read it and replied to it.
Client: Wow, that was quick. Anyhow, the email contains the
new text for the Brochure.
Me: Yes, thanks - I read that.
Client: Excellent. If it all looks okay, Just send me an email to let
me know.
Me: Yes, I already have.
Client: Great. Don' t let me keep you, I really need you to respond
ASAP.
M l “We will need to Buy these images to use them for the
site."
Client: "Why don' t you take them from Google images T. It will
save us money.”
After completing and submitting an invoice for a small
project, I had Become Increasingly annoyed with the c lent
since payment was well over a month past due, and I really
needed to get the account settled by the end on the month.
Monday:
ME: “I II need to add a 515 late fee to your account if the
Balance Isn' t settled by the end of the month (next week)!’
CLIENT: “I understand. I promise that I II put a cheque in
the mail today.”
Thursday:
Errggre the cheque should have Been here by now, since he
lives and works in the same city as I do. After checking my
mailbox and s not rmtrju a check. I decided to send the
client an femail to remind him of his promise, and that I
would add a 515 late fee to the Balance if I didn' t receive a
check by following week.
CLIENT: The site is not loading. I restarted the server and
nothing happened.
ME: What do you mean By restarting the server?
CLIENT: I closed Internet Explorer and opened it again
A client asked for a square image for their website.
CLIENT: This image doesn' t seem to be square. I needed a
square image to m the design.
ME: You asked for a 200 by 200 pixels square image, and
this is exactly 200x200.
CLIENT: I know it' s 200x200, But it' s not square.
A very and picky client was looking for voiceover
talent. She did not want to pay very much But wanted
someone “who sounds like James Earl Jones.”
By some miracle, the talent company found someone who
sounded almost exactly the real James Earl Jones. I
excitedly played the clip for the client. Her response?
Eeww. No. He sounds black.”
clientsfromhell. net
This is my last post, AAA that is
the link to the website. I will
only post more if there is more of
an interest, not just .
If this is on the front page I w I
continue posting these (with
more stories, not just 3)
Anything shy of front page and I
will stop making these posts.
for More
10 for No
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User avatar #51 - annoyingsmartguy (11/06/2012) [-]
So, what happened after you sent the e-mail on Thursday requesting payment?
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#60 - flutter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#62 to #60 - irishlawyer (11/07/2012) [-]
thing is, that is the only one that seems like a legit concern
the client probably meant that they wanted a picture in which the actual image is square, not just the pixels
as in, no white pixels filling the space
User avatar #64 to #60 - danytheop (11/07/2012) [-]
I say it would tie with, "Ewwww. No. He sounds black."
User avatar #1 - mrkickasscomedy (11/06/2012) [-]
dont stop
User avatar #2 to #1 - mrkickasscomedy (11/06/2012) [-]
**mrkickasscomedy rolls 03**
User avatar #3 to #1 - drfreeman (11/06/2012) [-]
believing
User avatar #5 to #3 - mrkickasscomedy (11/06/2012) [-]
just hold on to that feelinnnnnn
#7 to #5 - drfreeman (11/06/2012) [-]
Streetlights people
User avatar #10 to #7 - mrkickasscomedy (11/06/2012) [-]
up n down the boulevard
#22 to #10 - thesapsed ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
JITTERBUG
#97 to #22 - scaravello (11/07/2012) [-]
believing
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User avatar #70 - revisandbutthead (11/07/2012) [-]
Full number 4:
AVOIDING LATE FEES AT ALL COSTS

After completing and submitting an invoice for a small project, I had become increasingly annoyed with the client since payment was well over a month past due, and I really needed to get the account settled by the end on the month.

Monday:
ME: “I will need to add a $15 late fee to your account if the balance isn’t settled by the end of the month (next week).”

CLIENT: “I understand. I promise that I will put a cheque in the mail today.”

Thursday:
I figure the cheque should have been here by now, since he lives and works in the same city as I do. After checking my mailbox and still not finding a check. I decided to send the client an e-mail to remind him of his promise, and that I would add a $15 late fee to the balance if I didn’t receive a check by following week.

Friday:
The next day, I received a FedEx overnight envelope with the check for the full amount. The shipping label showed the postage cost: $15.95
User avatar #77 to #70 - drfreeman (11/07/2012) [-]
Thank you friend
#67 - skinless (11/07/2012) [-]
"he sounds black"
"he sounds black"
User avatar #50 - winsauceiswin (11/06/2012) [-]
people getting pissed off that op wants thumbs...why the **** else would he post things? you call him selfish because he will stop posting if they stop making front page and act like he should do it for you, that makes you the selfish one. let's be honest, no one posts **** for funnyjunk users they post stuff in hope of recognition or thumbs
User avatar #80 to #50 - drfreeman (11/07/2012) [-]
thank you
User avatar #54 to #50 - ctenop (11/06/2012) [-]
And he has to trawl through it all instead of using doing it and finding good one. Saves us time, brings us laughs, deserves a thumb, chum
User avatar #81 to #54 - drfreeman (11/07/2012) [-]
thank you as well
#55 - atma (11/06/2012) [-]
My mom's a bookkeeper, every day she comes home with stupidity stories of the same magnitude.
One day, her client's family was dancing around the house because they were preparing a turkey for dinner. My mom asked why they were so ecstatic, and they said that they had received the turkey for free.
It wasn't until after she ate some that she learned that they found it hit by a car on the side of the road.
MFW my mom ate the same roadkill that I had swerved to avoid earlier that day.
#61 - rainbowdashfunker (11/07/2012) [-]
"Ewwww. No. He sounds black." hahahaha
User avatar #24 - randomnab (11/06/2012) [-]
Why am I not getting the 4th one?
User avatar #25 to #24 - cmonkey (11/06/2012) [-]
me too...
User avatar #40 to #24 - drfreeman (11/06/2012) [-]
Whoops. Thats my bad! there must have been some cut out.. I really gotta stop using ms paint to make these..
User avatar #18 - stuttershy (11/06/2012) [-]
So as it turns out, pixels are not perfectly square themselves. A 200*200 px block would look rectangular. Just one of the few random things I've asked my college adviser... I'm pretty sure he knows everything.
#19 to #18 - drfreeman (11/06/2012) [-]
Well that was actually a nice bit of information, thank you.
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#86 - amoussa (11/07/2012) [-]
This image has expired
for a second, I thought that this was going to be a scary/morbid post about hell

(just like that ****** up story about the guy who went through the 5 stages of hell whilst induced in a coma)
#20 - frozo (11/06/2012) [-]
>Internet Explorer
There's your problem!
User avatar #33 - buttlord (11/06/2012) [-]
these are awesome. keep it up
#59 - stallwallwriter (11/07/2012) [-]
"Anything short of frontpage and I will stop making them".
We get it. You want thumbs. So does every damn person posting here. The desire for thumbs is expressed by posting content at all, so spending the bottom quarter of the content wanking to your own popularity is just sad.
If you stop posting because you stop getting front page then Funnyjunk will laugh at something else and you will simply not get thumbs, so who's really losing in that situation?

In other news, most of these were okay, but I don't get the "15$ charge by thursday" one. Yeah they were ****** clients, but not in a humorous way.
User avatar #79 to #59 - drfreeman (11/07/2012) [-]
I don't care about the front page. People were complaining about me posting these so i was judging the interest. That was supposed to be a modest act, not a whorish/bitchy one. I had people calling me a thumb whore for asking too little in order to make another one. Idc about the thumbs or front page.. i shouldn't have to because all of the others were there anyway. I was just proving the point that there is an interest. This probably got less thumbs than if i hadn't put that last bit in there so there is no point in complaining.
User avatar #102 to #79 - stallwallwriter (11/07/2012) [-]
It's just really irritating to see, on so many FJ posts, "X thumbs for more" or "My face if you skip". It just wastes everyone's time and patience.
For my part, I would like to see more of these Asshole Client posts, I'd just avoid mentioning thumbs in the next one. Takes a good post and leaves it with a bad after taste is all.
User avatar #103 to #102 - drfreeman (11/07/2012) [-]
yea I'm leaving thumbs out from now on
User avatar #69 to #59 - lupislord (11/07/2012) [-]
I think he forgot the last line to that one

--He received a FedEx rush delivery that night, which apparently cost 16$
User avatar #31 - muzzology (11/06/2012) [-]
Will only post more if frontpage.


That is the definition of a thumb whore.
User avatar #39 to #31 - drfreeman (11/06/2012) [-]
All of these posts were getting to the front page anyway so I don't really see how me saying that changes anything. So asking for 10 thumbs is thumbwhoring, and increasing that number is thumbwhoring as well? I'm lowering the chance that I will get more thumbs in the long run.
User avatar #41 to #39 - muzzology (11/06/2012) [-]
Well the positive negative thing (+10 or -10) is a basic thing, a -10 would be an indication it isn't something liked. Since they have all been very successful they obviously are liked so there is now no need of the +10 -10 indicator anymore. You saying you'll keep making them if it gets frontpage is a way of taking something that is already good and forcing people to thumb it up, it's unnecessary and you should have just said something like "I'm going to slow down these posts" or something then eventually trail it off to stopping.

You are on to something good though man, just don't make it uncool by asking for thumbs or people will eventually get fed up.
User avatar #42 to #41 - drfreeman (11/06/2012) [-]
lol I dont care about the thumbs anymore. Thanks for the advice though.
#8 - supremetaco (11/06/2012) [-]
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