black holes. this is not mine. i uploaded it earlier, then it got deleted.. We will probably never understand Black Holes. Or, why women fall madly in love with


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#14 - Metallicock (11/06/2012) [-]
It's kinda hard to show it without looking like a douchebag though.

It's kinda hard to show it without looking like a douchebag though.
User avatar #47 to #14 - luigicart (11/06/2012) [-]
#16 to #14 - rickonmymcdick (11/06/2012) [-]
It's like he never exhales
It's like he never exhales
#25 to #16 - arandomanon (11/06/2012) [-]
It's like always someone posts that gif, another person says this exactly comment
#28 - bowservoltaire (11/06/2012) [-]

No. You wouldn't. We ignore ugly ones and only look at them hot bitches, so stfu, no is one is perfect here.
User avatar #1 - captainofmorgan (11/06/2012) [-]
We will probably understand Black Holes before we understand women...
User avatar #18 - lazypaul (11/06/2012) [-]
Douchebags don't get girls, when a guy gets a girl another guy wants he sees him as a douchebag.
#22 to #18 - anon (11/06/2012) [-]
So your theory is not a single douchebag has ever gotten a girl and we only perceive them as douchebags because they have what we want? I'm sure that's true some of the time but certainly not most of the time. Speaking as a girl I can assure you some girls do in fact date douchebags.
#6 - fragman ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
> douchebags

usually people who state this are either 15 or ultra-betas without any backbone or confidence whatsoever.
#87 to #6 - skwirl (11/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #88 to #6 - inflamess (11/07/2012) [-]
Well, and honestly, most people with hot girls are "douchebags" but what makes them a douche? Wearing flat-brimmed hats?
#36 to #6 - xnotcreative (11/06/2012) [-]
Yeah, honestly.

I hate people like this... a girl would much rather go out with a 'douchebag' because a douchebag isn't a shady little, judgemental cunt.
User avatar #9 to #6 - anonymoose ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
Watch out, you just described 90% of this website!
#11 to #9 - fragman ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
I know
I know
#49 to #9 - yomommabinshoppin (11/06/2012) [-]
I like to think that I have confidence, just women refuse to talk to me, for no apparent reason.
#115 to #49 - fragman ONLINE (11/08/2012) [-]
then you probably don't have confidence.
the most important thing is that you believe your own ******** . else you can't expect her to believe it...
#13 - anon (11/06/2012) [-]
You could remain beta all your life and complain about the douchebags, or you could hit the gym once in a while and make it a lot easier for yourself, you know.
#15 to #13 - anon (11/06/2012) [-]
its not about going to gym
douchebaggyness comes from inside
this comes from a guy who used to go to gym and got buffed like a bull than quit and became a fat asshole seeing it was not about going to gym
#55 - jeej ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
****** thing is, every guy considers themselves to be "the nice guy".
Of course, there are guys who run around screaming yolo and punching their chest to prove their worth as the manliest gorilla of the crowd;
but there is also that average guy, that really nice guy who isn't the cutest, maybe not the smartest nor the wealthiest, that you fall for over time just because he treats you like a queen and he really listens to you.
And one day you cross that line with him, and you are now gf and bf.

This instantly leads to this "nice guys" confidence boost, and over time you are no longer his queen. You are merely just a girl and since you are already his, there is no need to listen to your thoughts anymore. They were just stupid from the beginning and he is glad that part is over. He is no longer insecure with you, so thoughts before actions disappears with time. More jokes on your behalf, less caring.

TL;DR: Any guy can turn into a douche. I'm quite experienced on that matter.
Just because you are a virgin/less attractive or w/e doesn't make you the best bf material.
User avatar #23 - DrBobsPatient (11/06/2012) [-]
Because no girl wants a guy who goes on FJ all day complaining about how he can't get a girl.
User avatar #46 - UberAndrew (11/06/2012) [-]
Like everyone is saying, women love confidence. Even if they won't admit it, even if they promise you that they like "nice" guys and would never date a "douchebag", if he as more confidence than you he still has a much better chance with that girl.

And also to note, woman like successful good looking guys with money, it's the natural thing to be attracted to. They want someone to be able to take care of them and be sexy while doing it, so they subconsciously go for the best looking guy with the most confidence and money, which will almost always be some "douchebag" instead of you. Betas don't get far in life, they think they can get ahead by being nice, when the truth is, no one gives two ***** if you're a nice guy.
User avatar #17 - BerryLicious ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
The trick is to be confident, but respectful. Kinda like Johnny Depp I guess. He wouldn't be nearly as hot if he wasn't the man he is.
#40 - anon (11/06/2012) [-]
yeah you're obviously not douchebags and way better people.
User avatar #10 - AliCattLovee (11/06/2012) [-]
Douchebags have confidence. Women like confidence.
#30 to #10 - despicablemaz (11/06/2012) [-]
and they got their confidence from getting women by being douchebags. Circular douchebag logic is a crazy thing.
User avatar #54 - swimmingprodigy (11/06/2012) [-]
Like everyone else said, the answer truly is confidence.
I asked out a girl today (for the first time in a few years)...and today's the first time I didn't get rejected. This girl in my calc class; I hadn't talked to her yet, and I saw her walking alone to the library so I decided ( **** it, today's the day I grow some balls) so I went up to her and started talking and we went to the library and 'studied' together, ended up talking for an hour and a half, and then right as we were leaving to go to separate classes, I asked her out. No hesitation, no butterflies, nothing. When it was time to go, final words, just straight up "so tell me Alex, what're you doing Saturday night?"

That's all there is to it, gentlemen. Asking out a girl isnt hard. Don't be afraid of rejection, it really isn't as bad as it seems, especially from a girl you know an hour/day/week. It's worse when you know a girl a long time and fall in love with her without telling her
#56 to #54 - bdowns (11/06/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Loyalty and companionship **
User avatar #59 to #56 - swimmingprodigy (11/06/2012) [-]
wow, that fits perfectly with my last couple of sentences
User avatar #60 to #59 - bdowns (11/06/2012) [-]
what I meant to say was good for you man
User avatar #61 to #60 - swimmingprodigy (11/06/2012) [-]
thanks bro
#45 - LEDEL (11/06/2012) [-]
Confidence, I thought this was common knowledge?
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User avatar #20 - icameheretotroll (11/06/2012) [-]
Cause "douchebags" have confidence
#29 to #20 - despicablemaz (11/06/2012) [-]
...because they got women in the first place by being douchebags which built their confidence. It's simple douchebag circular logic.
User avatar #21 - theshaman (11/06/2012) [-]
Are you ready for this? I'm going to blow your mind....
Women don't make sense. Deal with it.
#83 - lastofthedovakhiin (11/07/2012) [-]
inb4 red thumbs. Have a funny gif. We understand blackholes quite well actually. I'm hoping for a nice debate with someone else who knows alot of astronomy and physics. Would anyone like to challenge me on that.
inb4 red thumbs. Have a funny gif. We understand blackholes quite well actually. I'm hoping for a nice debate with someone else who knows alot of astronomy and physics. Would anyone like to challenge me on that.
#84 to #83 - anon (11/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, idk why people think black holes are a mystery. We basically have proven everything about them.
User avatar #86 to #84 - lastofthedovakhiin (11/07/2012) [-]
RIght. The only thing we don't know about is how to artificially create them within our resources, how to control them to a certain magnitude, and how to travel safely through them let alone what's on the other side. One thing for sure is that we do time travel. Gravity affects time.
User avatar #90 to #86 - thepandaking (11/07/2012) [-]
it's simple, we send monkeys through them to check safety, and put cameras on them to show what's on the other side... super simple stuff.
User avatar #93 to #90 - thepandaking (11/07/2012) [-]
Totally serious^ 100%
No really. I am. Honestly.
User avatar #91 to #90 - lastofthedovakhiin (11/07/2012) [-]
-_- Dude it would take three lifetimes to send anything to the nearest one and nothing can survive the spaghettification process when you hit the horizon line.
User avatar #92 to #91 - thepandaking (11/07/2012) [-]
well we send a family of astronauts and apes so that their third generation will survive, and do you know that? huh? do ya? you never know until you send monkeys through...
User avatar #94 to #92 - lastofthedovakhiin (11/07/2012) [-]
Even if we send them nothing can survive the event horizon. You would stretch towards it tearing apart every organ in your body. You'd have to be going extremely fast to withstand that.
#95 to #94 - thepandaking (11/07/2012) [-]
Oh really, that is interesting, I'm glad that information is received into my body, lest I think that sending animals through a known danger would be a good idea. Good thing, huh?   
wow... sarcastic jokes really don't travel well through the internet.
Oh really, that is interesting, I'm glad that information is received into my body, lest I think that sending animals through a known danger would be a good idea. Good thing, huh?

wow... sarcastic jokes really don't travel well through the internet.
User avatar #96 to #95 - lastofthedovakhiin (11/07/2012) [-]
Try not to do that in a logical conversation. It kills it.
User avatar #97 to #96 - thepandaking (11/07/2012) [-]
I'm the only person in this "logical conversation" besides anon over there who just agreed with you and stated the obvious... Although I see I'm not to be a part of "logical conversations." much to logical for me.
User avatar #98 to #97 - lastofthedovakhiin (11/07/2012) [-]
Yes. You. Sure.
#101 to #94 - anon (11/07/2012) [-]
You do realize that a Black Hole is not an actual hole? Nor is a portal to another dimension or spacial coordinates. It's just a super dense star with an extremely high gravity field, so high it even affects light (i.e. the black part), so the only thing to happen if you went "in" to a black hole would be you getting condensed to a nearly sub atomic level. Cheers.
User avatar #114 to #101 - lastofthedovakhiin (11/08/2012) [-]
They call it a black hole because it looks like a hole in the fabric of space since it swallows light. When a supermassive star dies it has a supernova and it creates a black hole. Sometimes that black hole will 'choke' and release an immense amount of energy at it's 'poles' (yes black holes SOMETIMES have an axis and sometimes even a rotation) called a Quasar. Black holes are indeed a super condensed star but they will support a form of time travel; the only way to do it and get out alive is to fly near and around the event horizon at an extreme speed using centrifugal force to keep you from getting pulled in. Time flows normally for you but it would seem time flows faster from an outside point of view. Same with going the speed of light. It is the universal speed limit. Photons would go faster if it wasn't. Going any fraction faster than lightspeed would not affect you though viewers from yet again an outside view would see you as nearly frozen in time. To get back on subject. No, black holes are not any sort of portal or wormhole (not confirmed for ALL black holes, but highly plausible); you are correct. But they are a possible use for 'going forward in time'.
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