black holes. this is not mine. i uploaded it earlier, then it got deleted.. We will probably never understand Black Holes. Or, why women fall madly in love with
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black holes

this is not mine. i uploaded it earlier, then it got deleted.

We will probably
never understand
Black Holes.
Or, why women
fall madly in love
with douchebags.
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Submitted: 11/06/2012
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#6 - fragman (11/06/2012) [+] (8 replies)
> douchebags

usually people who state this are either 15 or ultra-betas without any backbone or confidence whatsoever.
User avatar #9 to #6 - anonymoose (11/06/2012) [-]
Watch out, you just described 90% of this website!
#14 - Metallicock (11/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
It's kinda hard to show it without looking like a douchebag though.

It's kinda hard to show it without looking like a douchebag though.
#28 - bowservoltaire (11/06/2012) [-]

No. You wouldn't. We ignore ugly ones and only look at them hot bitches, so stfu, no is one is perfect here.
User avatar #18 - lazypaul (11/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Douchebags don't get girls, when a guy gets a girl another guy wants he sees him as a douchebag.
User avatar #1 - captainofmorgan (11/06/2012) [-]
We will probably understand Black Holes before we understand women...
User avatar #46 - UberAndrew (11/06/2012) [-]
Like everyone is saying, women love confidence. Even if they won't admit it, even if they promise you that they like "nice" guys and would never date a "douchebag", if he as more confidence than you he still has a much better chance with that girl.

And also to note, woman like successful good looking guys with money, it's the natural thing to be attracted to. They want someone to be able to take care of them and be sexy while doing it, so they subconsciously go for the best looking guy with the most confidence and money, which will almost always be some "douchebag" instead of you. Betas don't get far in life, they think they can get ahead by being nice, when the truth is, no one gives two ***** if you're a nice guy.
#13 - anon (11/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You could remain beta all your life and complain about the douchebags, or you could hit the gym once in a while and make it a lot easier for yourself, you know.
#55 - jeej ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
****** thing is, every guy considers themselves to be "the nice guy".
Of course, there are guys who run around screaming yolo and punching their chest to prove their worth as the manliest gorilla of the crowd;
but there is also that average guy, that really nice guy who isn't the cutest, maybe not the smartest nor the wealthiest, that you fall for over time just because he treats you like a queen and he really listens to you.
And one day you cross that line with him, and you are now gf and bf.

This instantly leads to this "nice guys" confidence boost, and over time you are no longer his queen. You are merely just a girl and since you are already his, there is no need to listen to your thoughts anymore. They were just stupid from the beginning and he is glad that part is over. He is no longer insecure with you, so thoughts before actions disappears with time. More jokes on your behalf, less caring.

TL;DR: Any guy can turn into a douche. I'm quite experienced on that matter.
Just because you are a virgin/less attractive or w/e doesn't make you the best bf material.
#40 - anon (11/06/2012) [-]
yeah you're obviously not douchebags and way better people.
#31 - BustaNinja (11/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Women don't like douches, they like confidence. You standing in the corner, bitching about why women like "jerks" isn't confidence. Man the **** up, put yourself out there, and stop whining. Believe it or not, whining to get laid has never worked ever.
User avatar #33 to #31 - heartlessrobot (11/06/2012) [-]
Actually, I just got a date this sunday by whining or "opening up" as she put it.
User avatar #23 - DrBobsPatient (11/06/2012) [-]
Because no girl wants a guy who goes on FJ all day complaining about how he can't get a girl.
User avatar #10 - AliCattLovee (11/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Douchebags have confidence. Women like confidence.
User avatar #5 - himyouknowwho (11/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i think we never gonna understand women logic i general
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#67 - naruchu (11/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#24 - anon (11/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
ready to be mind blown
women go out with douches to get attention from nice men and mainly to get attention from the douches friends. With the attention of the nice men she has a fall back plan. With the attention of the douches and his friends she feels more beautiful and more important. Also the douches are usually better looking and the women wants to feel better than the other girls so she tries to go out with the hottest guy in school, usually the douchiest. The better the women feels just like last time she feels more beautiful.
#26 to #24 - saucypants (11/06/2012) [-]
You sir, are a liar, and a fool. That is all.
User avatar #21 - theshaman (11/06/2012) [-]
Are you ready for this? I'm going to blow your mind....
Women don't make sense. Deal with it.
User avatar #20 - icameheretotroll (11/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Cause "douchebags" have confidence
#17 - BerryLicious (11/06/2012) [-]
The trick is to be confident, but respectful. Kinda like Johnny Depp I guess. He wouldn't be nearly as hot if he wasn't the man he is.
#45 - LEDEL (11/06/2012) [-]
Confidence, I thought this was common knowledge?
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