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snaresinger (11/06/2012) [+] (17 replies)
inb4 everybody says everything they know about conducting (which isn't much).
Look ******* . I'm a music major. I come to this site because I'm TIRED of working at this **** all day. I come here for humor. Leave the technical **** for school, work, and performance groups. Besides, most of you barely know **** , and spout out the most basic crap you learned about conducting when your directors decided to dick around and give you an elementary lesson. You are not a conductor (probably). Stop it.
You know how people ruin political humor posts by actually having a (terribly inaccurate) political debate in the comments? That's what you're doing. Cut it out.
Look ******* . I'm a music major. I come to this site because I'm TIRED of working at this **** all day. I come here for humor. Leave the technical **** for school, work, and performance groups. Besides, most of you barely know **** , and spout out the most basic crap you learned about conducting when your directors decided to dick around and give you an elementary lesson. You are not a conductor (probably). Stop it.
You know how people ruin political humor posts by actually having a (terribly inaccurate) political debate in the comments? That's what you're doing. Cut it out.
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CaptainKill (11/06/2012) [-] Reminds me of a music class joke.
A conductor is talking to his orchestra before they play for a rather large audience. Tensions are high so he decides to ease them with some humor. He says "You know, when a musician cannot play woodwinds or brass, they take his instrument away, give him two sticks and make him a percussionist."
Somewhere in the percussion section, a man says "And when he can't do that either, they take away another stick and make him a conductor."
A conductor is talking to his orchestra before they play for a rather large audience. Tensions are high so he decides to ease them with some humor. He says "You know, when a musician cannot play woodwinds or brass, they take his instrument away, give him two sticks and make him a percussionist."
Somewhere in the percussion section, a man says "And when he can't do that either, they take away another stick and make him a conductor."
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sunofabeatch (11/06/2012) [-] **sunofabeatch rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at Come to Australia **
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retrochris (11/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
A good friend of mine once uploaded a foto of him while a bit drunk in a bar.
I know my shopskills are bad but after I had the idea i just HAD to realize it, no matter how bad the outcome was xD
I know my shopskills are bad but after I had the idea i just HAD to realize it, no matter how bad the outcome was xD
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suburbansoldier (11/06/2012) [-]
ive read enough comments to know the majority of users here are classical musically illiterate. The role of the conductor is not only to keep time, but to cue different sections for entrances and cut-offs, indicate dynamics and expression and dictate the overall flow of the ensemble
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demandsgayversion (11/06/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Couldn't their job be done by a giant Metronome?
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funnyguyz (11/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
One hand is control over the instruments, the other is dynamics and volume.
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owlcat (11/06/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I went to Video Games Live last night. The conductor was so awesome and I couldn't stop watching his neato movements.
