so THAT is how it works.. .. Reminds me of the Clefairy game from Pokemon Snap
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#4 - itzjustme (11/06/2012) [+] (14 replies)
Reminds me of the Clefairy game from Pokemon Snap
#43 - onemoreaddictingam (11/06/2012) [+] (6 replies)
#29 - snaresinger (11/06/2012) [+] (17 replies)
inb4 everybody says everything they know about conducting (which isn't much).

Look ******* . I'm a music major. I come to this site because I'm TIRED of working at this **** all day. I come here for humor. Leave the technical **** for school, work, and performance groups. Besides, most of you barely know **** , and spout out the most basic crap you learned about conducting when your directors decided to dick around and give you an elementary lesson. You are not a conductor (probably). Stop it.

You know how people ruin political humor posts by actually having a (terribly inaccurate) political debate in the comments? That's what you're doing. Cut it out.
#36 - lametitan (11/06/2012) [-]
User avatar #73 - CaptainKill (11/06/2012) [-]
Reminds me of a music class joke.

A conductor is talking to his orchestra before they play for a rather large audience. Tensions are high so he decides to ease them with some humor. He says "You know, when a musician cannot play woodwinds or brass, they take his instrument away, give him two sticks and make him a percussionist."

Somewhere in the percussion section, a man says "And when he can't do that either, they take away another stick and make him a conductor."
#80 - thehawkeye (11/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
He took the sheet from a Jedi training facility.
#75 - madkip (11/06/2012) [-]
Weird Al conducts an orchestra
Weird Al conducts an orchestra
#53 - sunofabeatch (11/06/2012) [-]
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#47 - retrochris (11/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
A good friend of mine once uploaded a foto of him while a bit drunk in a bar.
I know my shopskills are bad but after I had the idea i just HAD to realize it, no matter how bad the outcome was xD
#13 - suburbansoldier (11/06/2012) [-]
ive read enough comments to know the majority of users here are classical musically illiterate. The role of the conductor is not only to keep time, but to cue different sections for entrances and cut-offs, indicate dynamics and expression and dictate the overall flow of the ensemble
#62 - holololland (11/06/2012) [-]
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User avatar #12 - demandsgayversion (11/06/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Couldn't their job be done by a giant Metronome?
User avatar #32 to #12 - Potatocat (11/06/2012) [-]
No. They'd only need a regular sized metronome
#2 - optimos (11/05/2012) [-]
It all makes sense now
It all makes sense now
#70 - herpaderpaderp (11/06/2012) [-]
#20 - funnyguyz (11/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
One hand is control over the instruments, the other is dynamics and volume.
#14 - owlcat (11/06/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I went to Video Games Live last night. The conductor was so awesome and I couldn't stop watching his neato movements.
User avatar #26 to #14 - reallifebutters (11/06/2012) [-]
I actually got to play some of the music for video games live it is so awesome.
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User avatar #19 to #18 - brainydud (11/06/2012) [-]
I know what it is but I just can't process it when reading music for a while. It just takes a lot of time. I have to mentally learn what each notes value is all over again.
User avatar #1 - ASDLSD (11/05/2012) [-]
Jedi training.
User avatar #8 - dragunsfire (11/06/2012) [-]
modern day wizzardry
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